Ok real talk. I'm almost out. Where the fuck can I get some now?

Get a bidet. Each roll will last you like 2 weeks then.

try your back yard

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Where can I buy this?

YOU ARE FUCKING QUARANTINED

GET IN THE SHOWER AFTER YOU TAKE A SHIT

CLEAN THAT HERSHEY CHOCOLATE OFF YOUR HANDS AND INSIDE YOUR FINGER NAIL'S

>YOU ARE WELCOME

literally just use the fucking shower on jet to clean it off, not that hard, japs have been doing this for years.

think like a man
wipe it with
your hand

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Failing all else... The Sunday Supplement is especially soft and absorbent.

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You'll be better off using a rag or something, newspaper will cut up your anus

One roll a day? Wtf

How the fuck do people use 1 a Day? We don't even use 1 per week
Fucking mutts

Came here to post this

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darkweb

Imagine shilling for Hersey this hard

to wipe their huge fucking obese ass

get and old sheet or tshirt. cut it into handkerchief sized squares and use that. when soiled wash in washing machine. if no machine wash in tub. if out of detergent go buy washing soda and borax NOW before it runs out. this is how it was done in olden times.

I got a good hookup if you wanna cop

Go to a gas station or restaurant bathroom and take theirs. I've never paid for toilet paper.

You fucking poopers, stop eating like shit and maybe it'd help you to take less frequent (but infinitely more solid and satisfying) poops. You would save so much toilet roll that way.

I poop once a week. Takes me an hour and a half to complete, but afterwards it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders (except the weight was in my intestines all along).

I happened to walk into Dollar General right after they got their shipment in and almost all of the toilet paper had been snatched up already, but I managed to get a package.

I saw people filling up their baskets with as much as possible. Punk bitches.

Public Library

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Only 1 roll. You don't coom enough. Pornhub told me I should coom 4 times a day for prostate health and ideal vitality.

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>Takes me an hour and a half to complete
Christ.

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Buy a bidet attachment. My muslim neighbours have one, girl asked me to fit it for her. They're like mini showers on a flexi hose. Pretty powerful too.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don't have enough yourselves. The average American uses 4 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 112 rolls a week. Over 400 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

My small rural town is now panic buying everything.

literally every store around me is stocked, and thats with retards roaming around the store with a hundred rolls

I live with my brother and we go through about 1 roll every two weeks... Fucking women constructing a TP oven mitt every time just to wipe their hoo-hah so it smells nice and fresh for Tyrone.

can confirm I use an entire roll every morning shit.

>Not using 2 rolls per shit

Nmgi

Show instore prices.

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nah, ive wiped my ass with foliage before while i was hiking and had to shit. it just smears everywhere and makes it worse. i ended up just wiping with my underpants and hurling them into a tree

Get a bidet

there is a vine that you can use that grows all over the place. looks like image related. stuff is soft and strong at the same time. no poo finger and the natural oils are like aloe. stuff is literally everywhere growing outside.

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Ngmi*. FML

I have a zero fibre diet only mush

>average American uses 1 roll per day
you’re a fucking lunatic. should drink a bucket of cholera

don’t you have a toilet to go clean, pedro

TP posting has overtaken and is now statistically CRUSHING Malarkey posting.

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if there’s a construction site around - check the porto-potties. grab that shit before the mexicans do.

This. I haven't used a single toilet paper since this started, only washed with water and dried myself with small towels only used for my ass.

Poison Ivy?

ebay

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Steal a quran from the library and use pages from that to get you by.

yo what you got nigguh

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I’m lucky if I can get by on 1 roll per day. I usually use 2-3. I take massive dumps that explode everywhere and that take a lot of cleanup.

I wouldn't know. I have a bidet.

this