/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2154 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

We have Orange Man and Ivanka's kike husband in charge, you figure it out

what was the max daily deaths in China?
Italy had 318 today wtf??

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My Ancestry data has only 3 of these available, none of them match.

Am I good?

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Did anyone else get a weird call regarding a nationwide lockdown in the next 48hrs?

I'M A BLACK MAN
*gunshot gunshot*
YE I'M A BLACK MAN
*gunshot gunshot*
YEAHHHHHHH

I LOVE TO MUG 'EM, I LOVE TO KICK 'EM
I LOVE TO SHOVE 'EM, I LOVE TO SHIV 'EM
I LOVE TO ROB 'EM, I LOVE TO BRAWL 'EM
I LOVE TO KILL 'EM, BUT I'M STILL THE VICTIM

CAUSE I'M A BLACK MAN, YEAAHHHH, I'M A BLACK MAN
YES, I'M A BLACK MAN, OHH OH OH
I'M A BLACK MAN

SO MANY LASSES, ALL OF THEM WHITE
CORNBREAD, FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON RINDS
I'M A NIGGER, NOT VERY KIND
THIRTEEN PERCENT YET SOMEHOW HALF OF ALL THE CRIME

I'M A BLACK MAN, YEAHHH, I'M A BLACK MAN
YES, I'M A BLACK MAN, OHH OH OH
I'M A BLACK MAN

SONS I HAVE FORTY, I'LL NEVER SEEEEEEE 'EM
THE WELFARE'S RUNNING LATE SO I'M JUST GONNA STEAL
THE POPO TAILS ME, I'M PACKING HEAT
THAT'S WHY THE WHITES WALK ON THE OTHER SIDES OF STREETS

I'M A BLACK MAN, YEAHHHH, I'M A BLACK MAN
YES, I'M A BLACK MAN, OHH OH OH

I LOVE TO MUG 'EM, I LOVE TO KICK 'EM
I LOVE TO SHOVE 'EM, I LOVE TO SHIV 'EM
I LOVE TO ROB 'EM, I LOVE TO BRAWL 'EM
I LOVE TO KILL 'EM, BUT I'M STILL THE VICTIM

I'M A BLACK MAN, YEAAHH, I'M A BLACK MAN
YES, I'M A BLACK MAN, OHH OH OH
CAUSE I'M A BLACK MAN
YEAHHHH, I'M A BLACK MAN
YES, I'M A BLACK MAN, YEAHHH
I'M A BLACK MAN, OHH OH OH
I'M A BLACK MAN
YES, I'M A BLACK MAN
CAUSE I'M A BLACK MAN
YEAHHHH, I'M A BLACK MAN

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Just came back from the market with a giant pile of food
I am finally ready lads

>tfw this will last for a year

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>Trump insists on open borders
what?
And bongs are banned, because EU closed its border to non-member states.

So what is the corona-situation in Wuhan like now? Is everything back to normal again? People are not dying anymore? Is this what we can expect in western countries, a 2-3 month period of people dying then everything is bck to normal?

>tfw federal government put country on complete lockdown

life has never been comfier. I get to do """"""""home office""""""""" and I have a hueg backlog of vidya games to play and a wife @ home to fug.

>a boomer that lives 100m from me went to the hospital
It's the end, isn't it

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>everyone around us closing their borders
>we still haven't done jack shit except for one or two states
AHHH WHY IS THIS COUNTRY SO RETARDED

American borders are open

the best thing is that since this also spread thru shit, it will eventually leak into the tap water.
let that "sink" in.

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Plenty of people around watching with high hopes, pop-corn and drinks at hand, to see how your shitshow country goes down.

I ONLY HAVE FOOD FOR 10 WEEKS

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>didn't buy it before panic

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ATTENTION BELGIANS YOUR KING WILL ADDRESS YOU AT 19

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very progressive of Trump

>Sub 80 iq controlled opposition needs to keep corporate slave labor flowing
Imagine my shock

>Poland is handling the outbreak better then most of the western countries

I can't believe how hard you guys have fucked up this time

Are we finished?

>This place is like a ghost town

Should I commit suicide if I get Corona-chan AND complications like pneumonia? I want to survive but I prefer to leave on my own than suffer

F L O R I D A
L
O
R
I
D
A

Well, Yas Forums, what will you be?

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No internet out of China for the last month, but traffic stats in Wuhan are still 15% of 2019 levels

>he has a king

Do you enjoy watching him rail your GF and your sister, nigger?

Singles and I survive all of this with not a single scratch neither physically nor economically, in fact I come out improved.

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yeah my mom says its trumps fault cuz he disbanded america's pandemic response team

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SEX WITH CORONA-CHAN

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people try to run from quarantine in Turkey

twitter.com/1parcatuhaftik/status/1239567914690363392

twitter.com/benutandim2/status/1239604966530187272

>179k infections
>7k deaths

This thing's spreading up finally.
New infections (reinfections) popping up in China too!

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YOU JUST MISSED QUADS BRO

GIVE ME SOME GOOD GAMES TO PLAY ON PC DURING THE LOCKDOWN FUCK

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY ! ! ! ! !

youtu.be/z2PFcIk2yds

youtu.be/NgDJqekisms

banned.video/watch?id=5e6ab49cdfb3610056e0c4df

youtu.be/ShXTOwsaCLo

youtu.be/OPUWs5wVBVM

>Had to go to walgreens to get medication today
time to reset the 14 day timer again

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>Trudeau just said "stay home"
WE GETTING LOCKED DOWN BOYS

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>Italy at the bottom of the list
Disregarded.

I sneezed in public today. People looked at me like I shit my pants. How long until sick people in public start getting attacked? Two, three days?

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Let's see

FAKE
VIRUS

I hope corona virus doesn't affect Oregairu S3 release

Gave us a bottle of hand sanitizer today at work. Didn't even smell of alcohol and came in a clear bottle meaning it was probably some homemade shit.

This office has over 100 people packed in like sardines doing shit that could be done from home. They're heading for disaster

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3 days until boogaloo

I don't see zeroes you dumb mutt.

>tfw I was mocking retards for buying end of the world supplements
>tfw we will get locked down and I got nothing in my house
I don't understand this shit, I took a trip to France and back and everything was great and normal, I don't understand this shit

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All the data is jacked up in the US. For instance me and my daughter have both had fevers today and when i called the local ER to ask them if we should come in they said to stay at home and that testing is for old people and basically the dying. This seems reasonable except for the fact people like me who potentially could have it will never actually be tested. This causes rates to probably be far less then what is true.

That chart is for SARS-1
This is SARS-2 and has mutated beyond ACE2

Rolling

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roll

bill pls go

PIGSKINS BTFO

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0 Italians died from SARS-1

Same/

i told my parents to do it, and they didnt paid it a single attention
at least they are hearing me now

lost life

Interstate travel ban when? My girlfriends boomer father is halfway across the country and she’s racing out of here to be nearby.

Fly or drive?

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>CORONA CHAN IF YOU CAN MAKE ME TAP IN AN IRON MAN MATCH I'LL GIVE YOU THE TITLE SHOT AT WRESTLEMANIA!
Who goes over?

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>fatigue for 3 days
>today my throat is hurting
Can this stuff come on faster? Tired of waiting to see what's wrong with me

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based

HAPPENING
HAPPENING
HAPPENING

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Re-rolling exponentially increases your punishment

>REMINDER ON HOW TO SAVE TOILET PAPER!

youtube.com/watch?v=wuI5gG0nRec

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Never forget what it really stands for.

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Every nation coordinating .......

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If this post ends with an 8 Chile surpasses 100,000 cases by this month's end

NUKE
CHINA
NOW

I don't know man, you tell me.

ARMY IS IN PARIS
ARMY IS IN PARIS
ARMY IS IN PARIS

twitter.com/LPLdirect/status/1239609669641015297

twitter.com/HayronSJ/status/1239601898652606464

FUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGG :D :D :D

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raincoat, goggles, mask, rubber gloves. Set up "desinfection room" in your shower/bathrpp,. You can wash yourself in a fucking bucket dont worry about it.

After getting home head straight to the decontamination room and cover yourself in bleach for top tier autism

rollan

roll

I'm ready to join Duty

>1
LMAO

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0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

Good lord all I ever asked to be a scavenger/trader to help my anons survive the wasteland please grant me that wish

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ive been walking around coughing witout using my hands to cover my mouth. but im also open carrying a .357 revolver. people want to talk shit but then they just give dirty looks when they see my side piece.

closed canada

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roll

THE LORD HUMUNGUS HIMSELF

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Normies begone

i heard that from john oliver too. trump should have shut the borders during the senate trial, that is what everyone would have preferred.

DON'T BE LIKE ME, SAVE YOUR TOILET PAPER

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Is not anyone else really being impressed with how Xi handled the virus

Lads, are there any viable stats regarding how many People that get infected are asymptomatic, develop pneumonia, need to be hospitalized?

Gooks
Are
Liars

Gonna go coof on some chinks

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Please no 1

Reminder that Switzerland has the second highest per capita infection rate in Europe. This user is most certainly infected.

Any US state that has martial law or military presence yet?

>Originate in China
>Literally welded people into their homes
>Barely any cases in the US, only started recently

THE WEST HANDLED IT WORSE GUYS

>welcome to the party pals

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But that's Racist....

no. this virus isn't going to kill millions. south korea, italy, ad iran have already peaked in new cases. we'll be going back down in the next couple weeks.

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Do the governments really need to quarantine people or are they just taking this chance to seize more freedom from the public?

No, actually I did it once in his replies and once this thread.

Yes, firing and dismantling the pandemic department of the CDC was one of the first things he did because they were hired by Obongo. But that was in 2018. 2020's response was delayed and still weak because muh stonk market and economy

ROLLAN

who would attack a coofer?

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This headline triggered people in seconds and forced a rewrite kek

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rollll

What about zero-ending numerals you fag

lmao
Kek has another plans for us

We're all waiting until the latest moment possibls to cancel everything. Our government actually thought they could trust us not to fill the pubs over the weekend.

rolle

oh fuck oh god

well, F.

rollin

long country bad

>If she's the one doing the fucking
Yes please, let's go futa-corona

>fatigue for 3 days
Without fever, diarreah and severe lung pain, it's just your fucking stressed out mind.
No corona for you, you swedish cuck.

Post yfw chinks already got inside canada before they closed the borders.

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POOLS CLOSED MOTHERFUCKERS

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rolling

Also just about 500 thousand projected deaths here in brazil, based on an oxford study

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Roll

my old man is a microbiologic scentist, with just 3 or 4 articles I convinced him faster.

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Let my dick sink into your mouth

0? what the shit is a 0?

f

To the virgins of this board:

i should have listened.
yes, tinder is extremely easy right now.
yes, women are scared and will do anything to stay in your panic bunker.

but its not worth it.
I have obsessively scrubbed everything with disinfectant...but.... now i have a stalker that is begging to stay here. always.

dont be weak, friends. im sure she will raid my house with a pack of angry men now that i've exposed to her the fact i have 40 pounds of rice.

you were right.

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>S. Marino 109 (7)
>Liechtenstein 7
>Monaco 6
I'm worried with microcountries, /cvg/

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user, i....

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roll

comfy get

>00.1 was added to your account

rollin

...

rolle

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we're doomed

I believe

Lord Humungus reporting

REMINDER

Abortion is so evil that Corona chan is actually increasing the population as it kills

COVID-19 is actually SAVING lives:

>babies killed each day through abortion ww
~60,000 (~32,000 white/european, over 53%)
>95% reduction in abortions
~57,000 babies saved everyday (~30,210 white babies) if the whole world is put under complete lockdown
>COVID-19 deaths after 3 MONTHS
~6,500

That's a net gain of more than 56,000 lives per day. And that's obviously not taking into consideration other lives that would be saved: less car accidents, less homicides, etc.

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rollllllllllll

ROLL

Rollo

Here's hoping

loll

pachinga

KeK just wants 90.000

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Chile superpower 2021 confirmed.

It is the nature of expodential increase, one day low numbers, next day very high numbers

>filthy peasant
So nothing will change for me. Yay!

Bill Gates stepped down from Microsoft to work on a coronavirus vaccine. He has been working with ID2020 Alliance for many years now on an implantable microchip vaccine delivery system that will also serve as a digital id and wallet for all of humanity. It is the Mark of the Beast discussed in the Bible. This Coronavirus is the perfect opportunity for them to roll out their microchip vaccine. After 50% of the world has the virus in 6 months the other 50% will gladly take the microchip vaccine. It will also be a contraceptive for population contol.

This is the New World Order's endgame. The apocalypse is upon us.

archive.is/M83vV

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Dead. Check out the Wuhan webcams on YouTube

The military lockdown will be announced in one hour in France, for at least Paris are and the East. People are rushing last minute to the supermarket, that's fucking pathetic when you think about how obvious this was gonna be.

Shit's getting real.

Viruses readily shift, and it's hard to say exactly when and where those shifts occurred.

1918 influenza probably happened hundreds of miles west from ft. riley, kansas. It just happened to be the nearest large population center.

Rolling

If it goes to shit in the us we are gonna a let loose the nukes to ensure everyone loses

Wasteland 2 Director's Cut

Masturbation feels better than sex user

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Which motherfuckers said this was a nothingburger is a serious retard and fuck them just as fuck China.

It's getting worse and worse with no way of seeing the end, as Chinese towns seemingly get reinfected 24 hours after reopening.

I was supposed to go do some big really important work for 5 years but everything got cancelled today so I could only sign my contract. I get paid but I don't even get to be in training at the only school for this in my country? Fuck you China for fucking us all over. And my people as well for being dumb motherfuckers when the president told us to be careful and not do stupid shit.

Now we're gonna get quarantined for 45 days and I have no idea how we'll do it for food or anything. If it's the martial law I have no clue what's gonna happen.

Also we warned everyone since it started to escape China but "it's just a flu bro". Fuckers.

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hehehe rolling

I have all those but no lung pain, am I safe?

roll

Let's see

Rolling

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Let's do it

Roll

did you see the latest Lancet article? “We investigate the look of the ECG when repeatedly defibrillating a patient in cardiac arrest since >1 month.”

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Can we get a based mutt super spreader up here to get the ball rolling faster in ottawa

POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU FEEL A BIT OF A SCRATCHY THROAT

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Rollerino

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ROLLING AND HATING

Based
Once shit hits the fan, and corpses are on the ground and all that stuff, do u wanna go to the Happyland and play some shit?

roll

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It's over Hans, I'm sorry, you know what happens next

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R O L L
I SHALL RULE THE PH

archive.vn/k3l5t
Some frog posted this on Telegram. Maybe there's something useful in there you could translate for us.

Dishonored

this will be a nothingburger, i am positive

Goddamn i love big anime boobies

witness me

May your daughter gets better, macacoanon.

Nobody will read this as the thread is moving so fast, but I just saw three B2 Spirit bombers fly over my house in the middle of nowhere New Mexico.

We only have 20; so that represents quite a commitment of resources. Were they training or...

Kind of a long way from their home in Missouri.

I hope all is well with your daughter BrazilBro

roll

Rolling, please give me power

Ccheckem

Roll

ROLLERINO

They were mostly CCP shills.

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Roll

Why is your country so fucking long? It makes me angry

16th may, its been a month since marshal law has been established

im living on a houseboat with like minded people, people who i ve met on tinder and 9gag. its basically a harem staffed with autist who handle the electrical engineering part of the modified ferry on which we all now live. Each morning i wake up on 4 am and listen to some jordan peterstein which i have formatted on a cassete player in order to make it feel more apocalyptic

its 5 am, i set my sails and my boat gets carried in the direction a local. its time to raid. i feel like one of my viking ancenstors

Don't take her to the hospital, she'll get infected is she isn't already.

>Canadians seething about the US-Canada border being open
lmao

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rollan'

fuck her to be sure

FROG NUMBERS WHEN

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sign me up for a cruise desu

No we are not. Its all smoke and mirrors, in reality we're gonna go down quickest

the orange nigger is not exactly covering himself in glory with this

What is up with the beard? It does not suit him?

If only...
At best we will have a decent economy once all of this is done

Rollin

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rolol

rollin

tgcom24.mediaset.it/mondo/coronavirus-19-mln-di-mascherine-per-litalia-bloccate-da-altri-paesi_16184369-202002a.shtml
EU stole 19 million masks Italy had bought

especially in your "country", cabron

Praise be Chile, home of the lord.

quads pretty pls

Roll

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alot has changed ever since the happining. We are not sure exactly, but china sprayed the atmosphere with a chemical on order to fight the virus and it has turned the atmosphere of the whole globe orange. Earth looks like mars now and even the rain is orange. the ground is slowly turning into an orange and so is the water. it seems to have to effect on the fish in the lake so my guess its it is not posonios. Strange winds are blowing for the last 4 days. it is hard to reach the shore, even harder to find parts which havent been fully barricaded. We land at allensbach, the last bastion of the military. it is the only place to get "it"

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>Grabs mic
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW.... * *POM* *POM* *POMP*

>1-2... Is this thing working? Ah ! OK...

*AHEM*

fuck rollniggers

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Wuhan update from 3 days ago.
twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239195945465786372

SNAFU

for the lord

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ALL PRAISE THE CHILEAN LORD

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spicy, m'lord

>Germany +1,361 (+1)
Good work, hans! You have that faggot little virus properly ratioed.
...or is this because everyone there is on PrEP?

underrated post

That's Israels nuke policy though. Oh wait, JEW S A, JEW S A!

we are fucked texasbros

Did you notice that weinstein will die behind bars

Macron talking in 1 hour, media say lockdown possible

Rolling

Give me a minute and I will deliver.

lol these reporter questions
>STOP BEING SO RACIST JUSTIN

"it" is what ive been looking for

"it" is worth its weight in cold

i havent whiped my ass in a week so i really want "it"

i purchase 5 papers of toilette paper, it is even the one with the bear on it. ass soon ass my ass realizes what i am looking at, my body is starting to tingle. i cannot resist no more and start hiding in a burned out crashed red bus to take a shit.

Here it goes.

Maybe I can change my luck here

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am I gonna get another 0?

*makes yerba mate for m'lord*

I pledge my loyalty.

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Deaths were just at 6k wtf happened?

...

Roll

let's find out

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having fun

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You know shit is serious when even the Open Society people go into lockdown mode.

FUCKING THIS. All the boomers at my work, saying "it's just a bad cold!", getting out their calculators and saying "it's less than 0.001% of the population who have got it", they can royally go fuck themselves now. You struggling to get Calpol for your child now? I thought it was just 'morons' panicking over nothing, you massive fucking idiot. Us fucking high IQ mother fuckers have been preparing for weeks, you are now living in the hellhole we imagined, while you bought holidays because "crikey, they're bloody cheap right now!". Fuck you boomer dickheads.

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pls be 11

sounds like fun. remember to gear your hazmat first.

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Rolling

Home from work for a few weeks, please Coronachan last long enough to give me a week of uninterrupted Bannerlord time.

Corona-chan btfo the globalists

I always dreamed of making a lot of money while working from home. Now that coronahysteria made my dream come true. I'm lying in bed and browsing Yas Forums.

Roll

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>the ayatollah of rock n'rolla

rolland synthetizer

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People are becoming of the mindset that if you're sick and in public you're basically jeopardizing the lives of everyone. Won't be surprised when attacking the sick becomes a thing.

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roooooooolin

ALSO FUCK ROLLERS

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>we are gonna a let loose the nukes
You ain't gonna loose anything but your bowels and filthy lives, you dirty dimwit.
You have nothing left. You are a fucking PRC subsidiary.

Rolling

we really lack corona futa

I will follow you to a new prosperity era, user

Honestly this.
New daily cases are slowing down, the world will be back to normal in less than 2 months.

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Wanna be Lord Humungus

Uhhhhh guys?

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14 DAYS COMPARISON
ITALY: 7.375 INFECTED
GERMANY: 5.795 INFECTED
FRANCE: 5.400 INFECTED
SPAIN: 9.191 INFECTED

UK AT 9 DAYS IS 1.143 INFECTED (Compared to the others, is still the less infected at 9 days)

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I want Trudeau in my ass desu

I pledge allegiance

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>going round with the squad, warming up corpses to have sex with

fuck the king is looking a bit sickly

Imagine sniffing that brapper r-right guys?

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F user, I'm sorry

Rollin'

Lucky you. I still have to go to work because my employer still hasn't gotten around to giving me a vpn.

Good choice, but I prefer Grand Strategy myself.

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they see me rollin'

AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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You guys are the craziest fuckers around. No one in your country trusts each other or the government. Plus all the racial tension, high violence and shitty inaccessible healthcare.

It's gonna be great to watch you guys go nuts on TV. Hope the internet stays on.

What is this user? A hospital?

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My sword is yours in victory and defeat, you are my Lord from this day until my last day.

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Yup gonna r a wl

Merc plox

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Standing by under your rule

ouch, so close

Depends. If you live in a city, for sure. Otherwise, consider:
>how people can act on a Black Friday sale, then replace 'cool stuff' with self-preservation
>the freedom utility and medical workers have to say "fuck this job, I'm hunkering down with my family"
>the amount of Americans with comorbidities (diabetes, heart disease, etc)
>the population densities of certain regions, and their political leanings
>Medical bankruptcy is the #1 cause of Americans going broke, and how that will impact their decision to seek medical care
>How many Americans cannot afford to miss work (and how many of those are in the service industry)
>The government's capacity (or lack thereof) to enforce law and order
In short, the trade of security vs liberty is coming for you whether you like it or not

Nice larp.

I pledge myself to you, m'lord

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Checked
Our lord has arrived

That's a big gun.

WHO RUNS BARTER TOWN?!?!?!

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There's a second page to that table that goes much lower. Italians are middle tier.

I am gonna wea a bag on my head

roll

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new symptoms, a loss of smell and taste leading into full blown infection
Check out the post from German bro

Guys, just follow CEDA's advice. I'm sure they'll be able to contain the flu.

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rollins

Rollin

Rollerino

there must always be a lich king

>I have all those but no lung pain, am I safe?
Without lung pains after 4 days of symptoms, it's just the usual fucking flu.
ICU patients can't breath on their own.
Corona infected people are easily spotted even with mild symptoms.

QUADS

Is this the year 2003? Cause that looks like a chain email.

Toscani means people from the Rome region, not Italians or people from Toscana(Florence, Pisa, etc).
Most of the dead are in Lombardia, very far from Rome where they take the tuscan genetic samples.

Where are all those people who wrote shitty "flu kills more people a year" articles now?

My dad works at Nintendo and he says they will release all the sonic games for free on the internet.

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Roll

Hmm, training at this time?

Big if true (it’s not)

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Chile exists so Argentina and Bolivia can't have access to the Pacific

I see Yas Forums has become useless. Great job everyone, this website is now every bit as useful as twitter is right now.

In US I wouldnt be surprised but here no way at all...

theverge.com/2020/3/16/21181506/coronavirus-rumor-viral-trump-stafford-act-national-quarantine-misinformation

Why is China cured? How did they do it? Meanwhile Europe is predicted 80% of population will get it.

And before you say China lies, Singapore and Hong Kong are also cured. Why couldnt Europe have done what they did

I hope you disinfect all of the surfaces of the things you buy to protect from the spreaders.

ROLLAN

Roll

rolling

Be nice and do your homework, user.

Alright I now don't go outside without ffp2 mask and disinfectant eyedrops. Office is on remote only (I'm 5 years already), normie wageslaves are ruining my remote office experience so far.

2 more countries lockdown I'm going to star wearing my googles outside.

Thanks for nothing cornona-chan.

still better than nothing.

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+17 dead bongs

what about the HERD??

Roll

Stop being such a pussy

For him, yeah.
You're probably safe.

Seriously, we've only got like what 2 futa corona and that's fucking lacking, I just hope some kind drawfag hears our wishes though

looks like you will be fren

How do you kill the one which never had a life?

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good discussion happens in other threads for specific topics, or on 8kun

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try again nignog

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We can go to the electronics store and try out those vidya too

let's see, then. i was planning on barbarian sage

yes, please kill yourself

Google Translate works well enough to make sense of it. Does it seem fake&gay or truthful?

@Dutchfags
nos.nl/livestream/npo-nieuws.html
Rutte is talking about the possibility of hospitals getting flooded and us MAYBE needing to acquire herd immunity as well.

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F A K E

You have my undying loyalty

Long live the king!

Pastagooks get the coof

Do we have incoming china part 2: bat soup boogaloo?

Brotip: In a pinch, printing paper can be used as toilet paper.

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okokok

ROLL

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Rolling to find out how i die

Which proves my point further that the list doesn't make sense, pastabro. Lombardians are not even at the top of that list.

>NC
North Carolina will not update order banning gatherings of over 100 people to 50 people, only recommending.

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You are out of the game, check me rollan instead

>plague spreading through your nation in CK2 as the plague spreads through your nation in real life
feelsbadman

duckroll

Based texas

Are you new here? It's been delayed until after 3pm est

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forgot pic related

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roll

because there is a big Andes mountains who does a natural border with neighbors

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Should I cancel my roadtrip to Italy next week?

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Roll

What's it going to be!?

roll

Here we go boyyyyys

i want to a loli

Wow, that is insane.

BAT SOUP!!!

ayyy

The truth will hurt but not as much as the flames eating your flesh lol

NEW THREAD:

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Roll

r-r-r-roling

The ayatollah of rock and rollah. I pledge my fealty. I will not be selfish. I will not hoard my gasoline. I will be reasonable.

Anyone please? Are these threads made for shitposting only, are we not going to share data and Intel anymore?

> to Roland Vazquez
tell us something we don't know, faglord

Darkwood
Supreme Commander FAF (community mod/system)
Apex Legends/Warzone for shooter (free!)
Seven Days to Die - On the nose survival feel

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All slant eyes lie and ALL are owned by China.

His wife's bull said it looked good on him

rolls

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Excuse me, Based department?

You get what you deserve t. supplies for months

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yeah, we can go to your house and play some playstation games like the old days.

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Dead.

I consider it a direct challenge to not only survive but to NOT get Wuflu. The Chinese Disease.
r0ll for it.

...

Yes

Pls gib cunny Lets GOOOOOO

Yeah. Yeah, you should probably. There won't be Italy by that time.

rolly

Thanks. I've only read the introduction, I'll give a brief summary of the summary:

The disease will be contained on the long term, the peak of infected being hit before June if all goes well.
The problem comes from the fact that this may mean the end of the Republic. The politics have no way of enforcing completely their rule. The military isn't that volunteer to act as enforcers, so this may also break something already fragile. People already distrust the government especially since Macron got elected (or rather, soon after). The Yellow vests are still protesting even if it's just pathetic by now.

The economy in France could get a real fucking beating, worse than 2008, for a period from 5 to 10 years, or even indefinitely.
The government fears a "bank run" on the short term (not sure what this means but I don't like the sound of it).
The euro zone may be destroyed at short and medium term so that a relaunch can be done more effectively.

The EU, for some officials, is seen as unsalvageable.
And like China, for the most cynical politics, the only way for France to keep their place as a decent power in the world is to have other countries have it worse than us.

It's more fucked up than I thought this would be desu. I'm a bit scared.

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tl;dr
There will be a before and a after, the future of the country is at stake.

The crisis will be violent, much more than rest of europa because France took too much time to instaure the necessary measures.
What is worrying for the gov and official services is the risk of dissolution of the republic on the long term : means that it acts as a tipping point that makes all the political errors come true, accelerating the local tensions.
In other words the gov is afraid to lose control over the crisis and can't take it back after.
Example : urban confinment was supposed to be announced 13 march but was delayed because of electoral reasons (town elections) and gov didn't had the means to apply it in the entire territory, it will be announced tonight.
Army use will be done with a transformation of the VIGIPIRATE law, which is a consittutional trick to avoid using Article 13. Army will be used in logistical centers and hospitals in order to give them a reputation of "protection".
But the lack of loyauty of the army (or volountarism) is a preoccupation of the gov, worried to not have the means to use it on the entire territory.
The probability of a sceccesion of some urban and rural areas is strongly planned. On a mid term vision (10 years) but starting now.
The economical situtation is critial, with a destruction of jobs and wealth for at least 5 to 10 years... or forever.
Short term, afraid of a bank run or bank insolvency.
A controlled destruction of eurozone is planed in a non definitive term, in order to save what can be saved and give more power to the Countries to make crisis decisions.
European Union looks impossible to salvage.
Member of the parliament hope that the crisis will be worse anywhere else so that France can still survive.

Quick and bad translation for you, my nigga.

Whites find it unacceptable to be welded in their house or shot if they break quarantine, and we take self preservation at heart.
China has no problem mass burning bodies and enforcing isolation, which is probably why they're starting to do better.

It's mutating very quickly. It's a new disease, it's throwing all the shit at the wall to see what sticks.

You don't want to catch it early on while it's still mutating because you'll just catch the next strain. You need to bunker down, reduce chances of infection and let morons catch the disease to let it mutate.

Once it's settled into an optimum strain, that's when you can catch it. I'd say wait for it to peak. Once you hear the reports that cases are starting to dramatically decline (over herethey'll try and push the "cases dropping" agenda early so give it two weeks after that just to be on the safe side), that's when you know the virus has settled.

SAVE ME
I'LL BE YOUR BITCH (MALE)

Roll

Rollin

>GP147 also targeted by corona-chan
>GP147 also targeted by corona-chan
>GP147 also targeted by corona-chan
>GP147 also targeted by corona-chan
>GP147 also targeted by corona-chan

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.14.988345v1

HA Erdogan made sure ALL the migrants were infected before he turned them loose.

roll

Rollan

Here's your (you). Nice pasta btw

ROLL ROLL ROLL

I love me some good midget porn

You forgot about our high numbers of people on government programs. If it gets bad here even for a few days the cities will start burning. You are right Leaf.