/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2153 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

► Detected: 179,223 ► Died: 7,067

>NEWS
Children die from corona, WHO confirms
youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=5851

Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
archive.is/X8GWA

Finland to be put under lockdown, 5 million people
archive.is/vJvSq

Czech Republic under lockdown, affecting 10 million
archive.is/JgXqA

Spain under lockdown, 46 million people
archive.is/wip/MOWf9

>RESEARCH
Virus spreads through pipes
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Patients remain on intensive care for 20 days on artificial ventilation
archive.is/ZZanF

Incubation period up to 24 days, longer than expected
archive.is/8dsa9

29 year old doctor dies after 4 weeks
archive.is/zImUv

48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
archive.is/CXrmo

>REMINDER
WHO estimated 284,000 deaths for H1N1 from only 18,000 confirmed
archive.is/S1vBE

Indian man tests negative, dies of pneumonia next day
archive.is/HpyTu

CDC declares outbreak endemic, says tests too risky
archive.is/Em4Pj

Virus might be an escaped vaccine trial
archive.is/VxlBI

Lockdowns cover 760 million people in China
archive.is/TpjsQ

>LATEST CASES
Timeline shows updates from the most-affected countries or which have at least 50 new cases or 5 new deaths. Countries or regions reporting their first cases or deaths are also included, as are cases which are notable for another reason.
17:20: 926 new cases and 1 new death in Germany.
17:10: 3,233 new cases and 349 new deaths in Italy.
16:50: 85 new cases in Pakistan.
16:30: 30 new cases and 1 new death in Spain.
15:20: 221 new cases in New York state, United States.
15:55: 171 new cases in the United Kingdom.

>MORE
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annals.org/aim/fullarticle/2762808/incubation-period-coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19-from-publicly-reported
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>LATEST CHANGES
China +36 (+14) Italy +3,233 (+349) Iran +1,053 (+129) Spain +1,440 (+41) Germany +1,111 (+1) US +428 (+3) Switzerland +136 (+4) UK +152 (+1) Netherlands +278 (+4) Sweden +63 (+4) Belgium +172 (+1) Austria +158 (+2) Denmark +50 (+2) Japan +6 (+3) Portugal +86 (+1) Bahrain +7 (+1) Pakistan +83 (+1) Caymans (+1) S. Korea +74 Norway +63 Malaysia +138 Qatar +38 Australia +75 Canada +34 Greece +21 Cze. Rep. +5 Finland +34 Israel +42 Slovenia +34 Singapore +17 Estonia +34 Brazil +3 Iceland +2 Romania +29 Poland +31 H. Kong +6 Chile +80 Egypt +24 Thailand +33 Philippines +2 Indonesia +17 India +15 Kuwait +11 Russia +30 Peru +15 Luxembourg +4 Slovakia +11 Taiwan +8 S. Africa +3 Bulgaria +11 Vietnam +4 Ecuador +21 Croatia +8 Serbia +9 Brunei +4 Colombia +20 Mexico +10 Albania +9 Hungary +7 Palestine +1 Belarus +9 Latvia +4 Armenia +2 Malta +9 Morocco +1 S. Lanka +10 Azerbaijan +2 Afghanistan +5 Jordan +7 Faeroes +7 Lithuania +3 B. Faso +12 Jamaica +5 Martinique +5 Andorra +9 Bolivia +1 Fr. Guiana +4 Kazakhstan +1 Reunion +2 Bangladesh +3 Uruguay +2 Uzbekistan +4 Guyana +3 Monaco +4 Chan. Isl. +3 Guadeloupe +1 Honduras +3 Ukraine +2 Ethiopia +1 Tri. & Tob. +2 St. Barth +2 Guatemala +1 Benin +1 Greenland +1 Liberia +1 Somalia +1 Tanzania +1… Total +9,663 (+562)

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,880 (3,213) ► International 98,343 (3,854): Italy 27,980 (2,158) Iran 14,991 (853) Spain 9,428 (335) S. Korea 8,236 (75) Germany 6,924 (14) France 5,423 (127) US 4,108 (71) Switzerland 2,353 (18) UK 1,543 (36) Netherlands 1,413 (24) Norway 1,319 (3) Sweden 1,103 (7) Belgium 1,058 (5) Austria 1,018 (3) Denmark 914 (4) Japan 845 (27) D. Princess 696 (7) Australia 375 (5) Canada 375 (1) Greece 352 (4) Portugal 331 (1) Slovenia 253 (1) Bahrain 221 (1) Ireland 170 (2) Poland 156 (3) H. Kong 155 (4) Egypt 150 (2) Thailand 147 (1) Philippines 142 (12) Pakistan 136 (1) Indonesia 134 (5) India 129 (2) Iraq 124 (10) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 109 (3) Luxembourg 81 (1) Taiwan 67 (1) Bulgaria 62 (2) Ecuador 58 (2) Argentina 56 (2) Panama 55 (1) Algeria 54 (4) Albania 51 (1) Hungary 39 (1) Morocco 29 (1) Azerbaijan 25 (1) Guyana 7 (1) Ukraine 5 (1) Guatemala 2 (1) Caymans 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 566 Qatar 439 Cze. Rep. 298 Finland 278 Israel 255 Singapore 243 Estonia 205 Brazil 203 Iceland 182 Romania 168 Chile 155 Kuwait 123 S. Arabia 118 UAE 98 Russia 93 Peru 86 Slovakia 72 S. Africa 64 Vietnam 61 Croatia 57 Serbia 57 Brunei 54 Colombia 54 Mexico 53 Palestine 39 Belarus 36 C. Rica 35 Latvia 34 Georgia 33 Cyprus 33 Armenia 30 Malta 30 S. Lanka 28 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Afghanistan 21 Tunisia 20 Jordan 19 Macedonia 19 Faeroes 18 Turkey 18 Lithuania 17 Venezuela 17 B. Faso 15 Jamaica 15 Martinique 15 Andorra 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Bolivia 11 Fr. Guiana 11 Kazakhstan 10 Reunion 9 N. Zealand 8 Bangladesh 8 Paraguay 8 Uruguay 8 Uzbekistan 8 Liechtenstein 7 Monaco 6 Chan. Isl. 6 Ghana 6 Guadeloupe 6 Honduras 6 Ethiopia 5 P. Rico 5 Rwanda 5 Cameroon 4 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Tri. & Tob. 4 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 St. Barth 3 Seychelles 3 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2… Total 163/251

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THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=6w0GDIa9LT4

When does France report

>Poland is handling the outbreak better then most of the western countries

I can't believe how hard you guys have fucked up this time

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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WE'RE OVER 7K DEATHS NOW
SHILLS CHANGE YOUR PASTAS

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Did anyone else see the possible news of italy peaking on the 18th of march? seems utterly ridiculous at this rate

Guys hes back
youtube.com/watch?v=Ssa13sZLloo

>tfw too NEET to die

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cbc.ca/news/canada/trudeau-gives-covid-19-update-cbc-news-special-coverage-live-1.5498891

>trudeau is going to make an announcement
trudeau is going to make an announcement
>trudeau is going to make an announcement
trudeau is going to make an announcement
>trudeau is going to make an announcement
trudeau is going to make an announcement

Faggot is half an hour late to his own meeting. Did he died guys?

IS TRUDEAU DEAD

Look at this guy, he got tired of waiting for the head cuck of Canada and just walked up to the podium. Hahahahah

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The world needs more of this Corona-chan

I want to be in the Iran boogaloo

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I think Serbia is fucked
Even after the closing our boomers are all over the city
Send help, we will need it

Mutts are dropping like flies

it will peak on the 18th of march

18th march 2021

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maybe they meant the daily increase will peak at that time.

>tell my parents to prep 5 times a day
>they just laugh at you because it's a flu and it'll perish in a few weeks
>now they are arguing in a room THERE'S NOTHING IN SHOPS NO BREAD NO BEAN NO FOOD NO VEGETABLES WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
I am going to die, am I?

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TRUDEAU ABOUT TO GO LIVE

youtu.be/erCCzcd9eYA

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reported numbers could peak but new cases definitely would not

NUKE CHINA NOW

They're chinese. Most of them unironically lack whatever it is that causes humans to have empathy for others.

t. mainland chink coworkers in tech who say china didn't start this, usa did, china helping the world etc. china good everyone else bad

fuck these bug people

Imagine the hundreds of thousands of people who are going to lose loved ones because ping pong wanted some bat soup to keep his small erection going an extra 3 seconds. Imagine the vitriolic hatred they will have towards asians.

You should have listened.

Currently doing a painting looking a my land. How /comfy/ are my prepped bros?

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Say it with me, /cvg/...

M A R S H A L L L A W

Post your quarantine vidya.
>blasphemous
>front office football
>hots
>dead by daylight
>halo 1 pc

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Are we going to make it, bros?

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All scenarios are correct. There are multiple simulations witihin this simulation. Why else do you think you have the ability to even think of alternatives to this current dimension?

Is not anyone else really being impressed with how Xi handled the virus

>UPDATE ON GERMANY 16.03.

>1361 NEW INFECTIONS:
>7174 TOTAL INFECTIONS +23,41%
>1 NEW DEATH:
>14 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 16.03. 17:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:
14th death: Hamburg, man, 76, died on 13.03., tested post mortem
15th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, woman, 94, comorbidity, 16.03.
16th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, woman, 81, comorbidity, 16.03.

>RKI reports:
+1039 = 4834 cases
+4 = 12 dead
updated: 15.03. 14:00 GMT
Highest populated areas have highest Inzidenz; NRW, Hamburg, BaWü.

RKI: Measures taken will show delayed effect, decrease in new infections to be expected in 10 to 12 days.
Biotech company from Mainz reports rapid progress in vaccine development, to be tested in china, end of April.

>NEW LOCKDOWN MEASURES:
All german states:
All public institutions closed, all events and gatherings banned.
Everything but supermarkets, pharmacies, banks and such, is closed.
Strict rules for distance between tables and opening hours in restaurants.

EU outer borders: closed to everything but europeans.

>16.03.
Bayern: State of emergency called.
German borders "closed", strict controls, crossing only with important reason.
Federal minister of exterior: "German scientists are among the leading in developing treatment, etc. and we will not allow that USA buys their findings exclusively."
Bundeswehr: 730 volunteers to employed to sanitary service, 380 of which reservists, the rest trained personnel.
Dax falls under 8500.
Baden-Württemberg: Airports to be closed this week.
Berlin: 7 policemen infected, 307 in quarantine, 1 firefighter infected, 39 in quarantine.
German red cross warns:"If there are not enough blood donations in the next days, shortages will develop in short time. "
Dresden: Testing capacity of university clinic reached as que reaches out to the street.
source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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youtube.com/watch?v=wuI5gG0nRec
For all who want to save toilet paper.

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what is the current burger status? I think we're gonna hit meat mountain levels in the coming days

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sure i wanted happenings BUT NOT LIKE HAPPENINGS IN HERE

where does it say about children dying
twitter.com/fight_virus/status/1239576368381386752?s=21

video from inside the Icu of Italian hospital

beautiful voice user

Lol. Yeah. We did. Fuck you Sergei. Now hurry up with Warthunder patches.

Uh oh we got minimums for infected/ death counts now

Say it with me, /cvg/...

N O T H I N G B U R *COUGH *COUGH *COUGH* GER

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As soon as Trudeau starts his own conference

How old are the victims?

Currently at hospital in Miami with my wife who is getting ready to deliver our baby boy. No confirmed cases at hospital yet, and they are screening pretty hardcore and limiting visitors to only 1 person.

Rec me some roms

BORDERS FINALLY CLOSED
A BIT TOO LATE
A BIT TOO WEAK

yea the new numbers are gonna peak because hospitals will have people dying in the corridors, so new severe cases will die at home unaccounted for

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Why didn't you buy beans and rice for them

Fake news.
Have you ever seen one single mutt who died from Corona-chan?
I didn't.

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etrian oddyssey and disgaea

SEX WITH CORONA CHAN

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Does anyone know where i can see more of this guy art or does he only post here

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Our girlpower govt. was 40 minutes late. State heads seem to be regularily late as of recent times.

kek

So the number of deaths are just people that actually tested positive, right?

Our PM is infected bros...

Magnifique Jacques magnifique

Frenchbro's are we fucked ?

Still a single cheeseburger, but not a junior sized one. We got a ways to go for a 1/2 pounder.

pussy

Which month?

I'm really starting to suspect that maybe China has been lying to us, anons.

twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1239195945465786372

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Yeah, it's this. Total cases will roughly double by the end.

>Tested 17
>Positive 11
I...is it really a nothing burger?

X-men the official game for GBA
Spartan Total Warrior for Gamecube
NFL Street 2 for Gamecube

Will he be speaking English or Chinese? Does anyone know?

Fuck off Xi, nobody likes you

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the time of the bamboccini is here

Trudeau's eating his wife's bull's cummies for strength before going out to do his job

Anyone had intercourse with Corona-chan? It is really as good as they say it is?

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I spend like 3 hours stending in queues to open an investment account, so I'm more /exhausted/ rather than /comfy/

I got everything covered, it's not just the happening I wanted.

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We had the new UK numbers at all?

Chinese cases are starting to go back up, Xi didn't kill it, ready for round two?

bros... it's fucking over for us all

I'm starting to miss those autistic prediction graphs

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>Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
>Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
>Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
>Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
>Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
>Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead
Italy reports 3,233 new cases of coronavirus and 349 new deaths, raising total to 27,980 cases and 2,158 dead

AHHHHHHH

I've prepped from the beginning. I bought masks at home depot back in january when all the shelves are full. I bought enough food to last me a year. I lost sleep about this all through February. I WANT there to be a happening so badly. I want the world to shut down indefinitely, but I don't think it's happening. Seems like only a handful of places are going to get hit and not much anywhere else and outside of Hubei it's not going to destroy society. I'm sad guys. This really is overhyped and I'm not even trolling with I say I think that Boomer Mitchell guy might end up being right. Give me some good news that this is happening because I don't see it anymore, I just see all hype and bootlickers. Italy's numbers that will come out in a few minutes will show it's losing speed already. They'll still be high but we're definitely on the downward slope. This was a psy-op on the level of Kony. They had to make this one real though but not as real as what they were selling. Most of the shills on pol have moved to cvg to perpetuate this. Boomer Mitchell will end up being right after all. ITALY'S NUMBERS ARE HIGH BUT THEY ARE DECREASING. Be aware guys because the shills have gotten smarter

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number of new cases and deaths are dropping all around europe. how do we explain this?

>schizos say it's a coverup and there's millions infected

Deaths went through 6,000 range pretty quick.

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Do me a favor stop posting best girl when you're being a retard.

>killing millions

Merkel just held a press conference that Bars, Cinemas etc will be closed from now on

>Children die from corona, WHO confirms

yea no shit, there was a webm out here with those 3 dead chinese kids

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My wife wants to wait until corona dies down before getting pregnant :/

>Die in their homes unaccounted for
It's like that one province in China that started in January, can't quite remember what it's name though, with all the apartments being welded in, the bodies dragged and cremated and what other wizardry happened there

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We're going to get doubling numbers very soon

anal virginity you say

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.

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I thought they closed the new hospitals they built because they weren't needed anymore?

TRUDEAU IS DEAD! TRUDEAU IS DEAD! TRUDEAU IS DEAD! TRUDEAU IS DEAD! TRUDEAU IS DEAD! TRUDEAU IS DEAD!

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Fake news

China is cured

China greatest country

Pathetic Western countries and their quarantine

Scrub scrub

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I was at a small gun store yesterday in West Texas buying a few parts on my AR-15 that broke and HOLY SHIT I've never seen it nearly that packed before.

I'd fucking hate to be in California. I have such overwhelming schadenfreude for the leftist dipshits there that are going to get CULLED.

I wish this virus was more lethal. Can you imagine if it had a 20% killrate all across the board? I would've went innawoods by mid-february,

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Kek didn't have that one saved.

Interstate travel ban when? My girlfriends boomer father is halfway across the country and she’s racing out of here to be nearby.

Fly or drive?

Batman arkham asylum/city
Spyro legacy collection
spelunky

just got this ps4 a few months ago, time to really spend some time together

living in close proximity with his sick wife.

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and this is all I have

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Can someone post all the names that were given to covid-19? I remember Monarch, Wuflu, kung flu, winnie the flu to be in the list.

cute corona chan desu

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can't wait for China Iran and Russia to throw one back.

Yeah, well the incubation period is 14 days or more, and people are contagious while they incubate, so give it time.

So there are probably some here who had the virus. Or at least who knows someone else.
How did it go?

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F to all the mates we have lost and have yet to lose.

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i dont fucking care, i'll shill china if they ship me some masks

O kurwa!

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Impossible, China and the ccp are beacon of transparency.

When the time has come and she infects me I'll go on Yas Forums and tell what she is like

>past couple of days people in Czech republic more turn from "just a flu bro"
>completely disaster from the government as far as protective gear is concerned
>now everybody is making their own, even making them for the doctors and nurses cause they have FUCKING NOTHING
>normie co-worker feels social pressure to make her own mask cause everybody in the shop suddenly wears one

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TRUDEAU IS KILL

>GTA: Pandemic 4channer edition

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Median of age of all fatalities is is 80,5.
Youngest was 67.

>349 new deaths in Italy

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If it had a kill rate like that it would have died in its infancy like the first SARS
Viruses that are too lethal don't spread

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

10K Deaths
Oh what a dream, what a thought, such a joyful idea.

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Trudeau Late?

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I haven't been watching Italy by region, just curious if Lombardy shows any sign of peaking yet? I'm curious from the standpoint of how quickly will WuFlu run it's course with no strict quarantine measures? It's contagious AF, so it should be pretty quick right?

5 minutes until trudeau comes out apparently

cbc.ca/news/canada/trudeau-gives-covid-19-update-cbc-news-special-coverage-live-1.5498891

>inb4 "uhmmmm... ahhhhhh.. uh.. covid 19 is bad, but racism is worse"

>annals.org/aim/fullarticle/2762808/incubation-period-coronavirus-disease-2019-covid-19-from-publicly-reported

>esults:
There were 181 confirmed cases with identifiable exposure and symptom onset windows to estimate the incubation period of COVID-19. The median incubation period was estimated to be 5.1 days (95% CI, 4.5 to 5.8 days), and 97.5% of those who develop symptoms will do so within 11.5 days (CI, 8.2 to 15.6 days) of infection. These estimates imply that, under conservative assumptions, 101 out of every 10 000 cases (99th percentile, 482) will develop symptoms after 14 days of active monitoring or quarantine.

schizos btfo

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so why should we be worried again? only very old people with already failing health are at risk

>We are prepared for the virus
>There is no need to change your behavior
>There is no need for masks
>We won't have to close schools
>We won't have to ban gatherings
>We won't have to close borders
>We won't have to shutdown establishments
>We won't have to impose quarantines
--> YOU ARE HERE We won't have food shortages
>We are still in power


UK will be annihilated btw. Only South Korea tier reactions work.

Also don't expect any"truth" about the virus to come out any time soon. Do you really think they will be like;

>"Why yes, it IS a grade 4 bioweapon, literal flying super lung AIDS!"

It's like the USSR we won't know the truth until it is safe to tell it. I think we all know deep down the reality but to prevent literal Armageddon I get what they are doing. This probably is Agenda 21 though etc and Afrocattleplanet. The struggle starts now because the pieces are in place and it has to be executed right.

Remember good guys don't always win, and bad guys neither. Winners, win, user

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B E C A U S E
I T ' S
2 0 2 0

BREAKING NEWS

>yfw you no sell some chink virus and still go over
Wrestlmania will never stop brother.

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THE NEET PM IS OUTSIDE
youtube.com/watch?v=3oUbUru-krE

you have to be at least 18 years of age to post here, /user/

wow that seems not prerecorded at all justin

Poland overreacting on borders and trucks not getting through or waiting in 10 mile lines.

Bring back the Hanseatic League, probably faster to ship goods through Lübeck

Thanks argiebro

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>3,233 new cases and 349 new deaths in Italy
That's less than yesterday's increase
HAPPENING FAGS BTFO

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>1 whole death

wow end of the world here guys.

They're only testing the most extreme cases, so its likely that millions already have it. Herd immunity could be kicking in.

This is it, isn't it? It's the happening...

Hey nigger, did you mention that all schools in Suffolk County are closed? I'm off for 2 weeks you fucking tards!

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>be Xi
>mutts unleashed deadly decease upon your country
>instead of warning everyone you continue to smile telling the world how this virus is a nothingburger
>decease spreads to other countries, from your ally Iran to irrelevant ones like Mexico
Sure, im fucking impressed.
3000 italians so far died purely because of Xi being Xi. Excellent job.

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i am 26
i've never worked a day in my life though

It started

>Stream of Trudeau speaking being interrupted by breaking news that Trudeau is speaking

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Reinfections etc

lmao toiletpaperlets who buy packs of 24 rolls, that just sit around and take up tons of space.
See this?

That's 4 * 300 sheets. 144 meters of toilet paper in just 4 rolls.
(No inner cardboard part, just more sheets)

Let's say you use a lot of it, like 20 sheets a day, then these 4 rolls will last 60 days.
Do you even have food for 60 days?

If you are a burger, don't reply.

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italy's numbers are smaller than yesterday. It very well may have peaked a couple days ago

CANADA CLOSING BORDERS

Have some patience, the incubation period can be 14 days

The fuck is he doing outside of quarantine

2 regions have yet to report

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>denying entry to canada to people who are not canadian citizens or permanent residents
>except US citizens you guys can come
yep we're still fucked

Is this faggot seriously going to repeat everything in french?

thoughts on this as a happening weapon?

i have a big knife (butterfly) and a bat.
my gun is at home in florida

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Wu Ping Cough

Not full number, doesn't include two regions

It will last for months, bro. Our government didn't prepare well enough so it'll hit us harder.

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i'm freaking out man

CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
>CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
>CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
>CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
>CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
>CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN
>CANADA BANNING EVERYONE NOT CANADIAN

based Canada

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>Not China aids

CANADA CLOSES BORDER
>CANADA CLOSES BORDER
DOW FALLING

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>Coughs are a dangerous thing
>And they come from ling ling
>Bound by viral desire
>My body is about to expire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>The taste of bat is sweet
>When chinks devour their meat
>They spread the flu to us whites
>Oh, the numbers reached new heights

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

>My body is about to expire
>I go down down down
>And my temperatures go higher
>And it hurts hurts hurts
>I’m hot as fire, I’m hot as fire

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Canada's full

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WTF JUSTIN RACIST MUCH????

>when the best time of the day is when you are sleeping

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>sorry usa borders closed

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Imagine how bad it is for us who have to live near fr*Nch speakers.

2 Missing Regions

There have been much younger fatalities elsewhere, but yes, data from Italy suggests, that people under 60 are generally fine, but some under 60 still can die, especially if proper care is not given.

If people are freaking out this bad over a disease that only kills olds then it'll really be something else when Ebola goes airborne.

Kek truly the end of the world

>Now, this is a story all about how
>My wings got cooked by Chinese gooks
>And I'd like to take a minute
>Just sit right there
>I'll tell you how I sent people into intensive care

>In Hubei province born and raised
>In a dark cave was where I spent most of my days
>Hangin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
>And eating insects like all bats do
>When a couple of chinks who were up to no good
>Started catching batbros in my neighborhood
>They got my little ass and then I got scared
>They said 'You coming with Chang to taste the Wuhan air’

>I begged and pleaded with them day after day
>But they boiled some water and served the bats on a tray
>The chink chopped me up and sold my dick as a trinket.
>I put my Smiling face on and said, 'I might as well kill it'.

>First soup, yo this is bad
>The chinks are enjoying my bat ass.
>Is this what the people of Wuhan eating like?
>Hmmmmm, this is fucked alright

>The chinks starting coughing here and there
>People dropped dead on the street while getting some Wuhan air
>If anything I could say It was their fault I swear
>But chinks thought 'Nah, forget it, I’ll cook myself some bear'

>I pulled up to the airport about 7 or 8
>And I yelled to the chinks 'Yo gooks smell ya later'
>My work here is done
>Killed as many I could
>Ima head out to the rest of the world

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CANADA CLOSED - RANGEBAN WHEN?
>CANADA CLOSED - RANGEBAN WHEN?
CANADA CLOSED - RANGEBAN WHEN?
>CANADA CLOSED - RANGEBAN WHEN?

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OY VEY THAT IS XENOPHOBIC!
OPEN THE BORDERS AT ONCE!!!!!

except americans... so basically nothing changed

>healthy 47 year old
>feels off for 1 day and a half
>dies of heart attack
>tests positive post mortem
we're all so fucked

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AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
>AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS

AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
>AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS

AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
>AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS

AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
>AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS

AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
>AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
>AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS
>AMERICANS CAN STILL CROSS

Non citizens barred from entry
>Non citizens barred from entry
Non citizens barred from entry
>Non citizens barred from entry

The only based thing done so far

China simply STOPPED COUNTING AND STOPPED TESTING

That’s very racist. How dare they?

>Fly me to Wuhan
>Let me cough on all the chinks
>Let me see the quarantines
>in a, the rest of the third world
>In other words, just a flu
>In other words, nothingburger


>Fill my lung with pus
>And let me drown in my fluids
>This is all I long for
>All I worship and adore
>In other words, end my life
>In other words, Yas Forums was right

>Fill my lung with pus
>And let me drown in my fluids
>This is all I long for
>All I worship and adore
>In other words, end my life
>In other words, in other words, Yas Forums was right

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>Folks. Folks, might have to cancel the election. This virus is bad, bad stuff. Very bad. People are sick. Coughing, bad coughing. Sneezing too. People might get sick. And I’m hearing things. People who aren’t sick might take advantage of the people who are sick to do voter fraud. Nobody knows, but I’m hearing things. Might have to cancel the election.

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CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS
>CANDA CLOSES BORDER TO ALL NON-CITIZENS

T-t-t-Two reigons h-haven't reported!!

I didn't waste $300 on supplies I swear!

CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
>CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
>CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
>CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
>CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
>CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
>CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
>CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
CANADA CLOSING BORDERS
>CANADA CLOSING BORDERS

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this guy's a complete retard.

TRUDEAU SAYS NO FOREIGNERS ALLOWED IN

THEY'RE BANNING SICK CANADIANS FROM RE-ENTERING CANADA

I go to take a piss, come back, and Trudeau is speaking French. What did he say at the beginning?

>CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
>CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
>CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
>CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
>CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
>CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA
CANADIANS ABROAD WITH SYMPTONS CANNOT COME BACK TO CANADA

Actually is nice btfo immigrants (including me)

My sympathies leafbro.

>tfw virus is literally everwhere
>only the extremely ill get tested
This will never go away bros

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>Symptomatic Canadians not allowed to return to Canada

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got sore throat, fever, and fatigue which lasted a few days. Fought it off with sleep, water, eggs, and pineapple juice. Then I had a nasty dry cough which lasted for weeks and weeks until I decided to take an antibiotic, which cleared me out instantly.

All you'd need is asymptomatic transmission and a long incubation time.

Hell, you could make it 100% lethal and as long as you have those then it would still spread.

Deep fried toiletpaper at this point

canada banning foreigners from entering
canada banning citizens with symptoms from returning

Wait, really? I thought it was everyone.

California lockdown when?

But user, everyone is Canadian now.

>Giving press conference
Quarantines only apply to peasants

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you didnt factor in the explosive diarrhea burgers suffer daily that leads to mart-sharting sometimes

ATTENTION FELLOW BELGIANS

KING FILIP TO ADDRESS THE NATION AT 19H
>KING FILIP TO ADDRESS THE NATION AT 19H
KING FILIP TO ADDRESS THE NATION AT 19H
>KING FILIP TO ADDRESS THE NATION AT 19H
STAY TUNED

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is justin looking a little PUNISHED or is it just me?

I want to fuck Asuka

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Huh that little faggots actually doing something right for once

like the flu

Well damn, didn't think this day would come. Canada closing it's fucking borders

>People are sick. Coughing, bad coughing. Sneezing too. People might get sick. And I’m hearing things. People who aren’t sick might take advantage of the people who are sick to do voter fraud. Nobody knows

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>hospital full
Why did they closed all those hospital though? Weird, this is not your typical CCP big fat lie.

HE'S READING SECRET KILL COMMANDS IN FRENCH

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TP WARS

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Never forget: Just the flu

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Someone mentioned that corona is food for conspiracy theories at work but apart from the bio-weapon theory there are none that I know of. So I started thinking...

>There are no cases or effects in my community.
>All the proof is some studies, some leaked vids, some reports from some doctors
>RKI and WHO are in direct relationship to certain states
>They did everything they could to allow the spread and now they do everything to hype it
>Culture, sport, education and social life is dead
>Wageslaving and consumption is okay
>Paper money is the devil
>Markets crash to be picked up for cheap by certain groups who will own the world
>The invisible enemy drives people apart
>Going to church is now illegal

This is the ultimate form of dependency and divide and conquer. Everyone will be broke, isolated in bad mental, social, and physical shape. I wouldn't be suprised if they ban paper money and then plastic cards so everyone gets chipped. They might break down on the net because of "fake news".
Is this the final stage? One world government and slavery?

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umm, so why u locking down. flu is worse than this. suck it up and go /herdimmunity/ like us chads

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>not china aids
you had one job!

All foreign exchange students are being sent back to their country of origin due to the Corona Virus.

>Trudeau and Merkel enforcing closed borders before Trump, Boris and Bolsano

Well well well

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I seriously wonder what happens when americans go to the toilet.

>Trudeau begins speaking
>mid sentence screen cuts to a transition screen
>BREAKING NEWS: "Trudeau is speaking!"
>cuts back to Trudeau who's still speaking
Rude

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END OF RINE

ouch leaf bros
good luck out there!

Oh God she's in Greenland, now all she has to do is get to Madagascar and she's gonna really dump some DNA points

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I did get a kick out of this

TRUDEAU CLOSING DOWN BORDERS TO NON-CITIZENS AND NON-PERMANENT RESIDENTS
>TRUDEAU CLOSING DOWN BORDERS TO NON-CITIZENS AND NON-PERMANENT RESIDENTS
TRUDEAU CLOSING DOWN BORDERS TO NON-CITIZENS AND NON-PERMANENT RESIDENTS

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>the virgin eurocuck versus the chad Modi.

he said everyone is banned from entering canada except for americans and canadians abroad (who are not symptomatic)

>Thousands of threads about this nothingburger virus

This is what you all look like rn

take your meds

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CANADA SO FUCKING RACIST

Question: how to use public touchscreens

which edition of /cvg/ was your favorite?

>Greenland confirms first case

Mission accomplished

Make it yourself. Next time, mention something about Long Island.

based
I just downloaded the arkham trilogy for the coming shutdowns

raking imminent

Germany forecast

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This will not be contained.

All I can hope for is that a better world arises from the ashes of the old.

That's what happened after the Black Death, maybe it will happen again.

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instagram.com/p/B9tmKufI5ix/

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Honest question:

What are the chances self care/ family care is a viable option? It seems to me that distance is our friend. Sick people stay home, a national guard medic pulls up and does a surveillance and makes sure there's enough water, food, and medicine. Sick person takes care of themselves with the help of a relative that isn't needed elsewhere.

Healthy people in critical infrastructure stay as healthy as possible, sick people get treated at the lowest level possible. Seems better than overrunning the hospitals or packing people into quarantine zones to suffer secondary and tertiary infections from other sick people. A lot more dignified than fema camps, to boot.

THE END IS NIGH

Don't worry user he's not, it must be hard for you to be chained to be able to use only one broken language

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How do you register a username on this site?

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carry a hot dog and use it as a finger

Is this just a right-wing plan to stop niggers?

clown world you've done it again

2 others are still to be confirmed for today.

1488

I pity these poor toilets

Trudeau's bull infected
>Trudeau's bull infected
Trudeau's bull infected
>Trudeau's bull infected
Trudeau's bull infected
>Trudeau's bull infected
Trudeau's bull infected
>Trudeau's bull infected

why did you not use your NEET bux to buy something

Sorry we can't all be as based as Poland remember "diversity is our strength"

Boys are there stats about how many infected are asymptomatic, how many develop pneumonia, how many need to be hospitalized?

CANADIAN BORDERS NOW CLOSED.
MUTTS STAY OUT.

FRENCH ARMY IS GOING TO LOCK ILE DE FRANCE

twitter.com/HayronSJ/status/1239601898652606464

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Why are young people panicking? The virus only affects the elderly and those with compromised immunity? C'mon, stop panicking.

SOMEONE ANSWER HIM CAN ANIMELS FUCK YOU UP WITH CORONACHAN HE NEEDS A FUCKN ANSWER

Uh. Kek.

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ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3476840/

OK, so let's work backwards:
Hug a chink day video posted on Feb. 4, first case in Italy on Feb. 20 IIRC, so 24 days from the start of the outbreak. Average incubation is 5-6 days. Total infections world wide have been doubling every 3.5 days. What can we infer from that?

I wanna die. What's the best way to get Corona-chan?
I figure if I die from a disease it'll be less hurtful to my surviving friends/family than if I committed suicide.

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>Greenland +1
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT REALLY IS OVER

>wont be tested because they don't display symptoms
Isn't it exactly this thought process that leads to mass infections?
>Oh I don't feel bad guess I'll ignore that a person who I'm extremely close to has the virus
>well time to go to my press conference where I will inevitably shake hands with, or at least stand close to, a few dozen more people!
>aw shucks guess I DID have the virus, better get yourselves tested people!
>nah lmao we feel fine, should be alright

you need Yas Forums gold

Trudeau:
>ALL YOU FILTHY MINORITIES AND NIGGERS COMING FROM SHITHOLE COUNTRIES, GET OUT OF CANADA RIGHT NOW!

IS THIS VIDEO REALLY FROM INSIDE A ICU FROM ITALY?
IS THIS VIDEO REALLY FROM INSIDE A ICU FROM ITALY?
IS THIS VIDEO REALLY FROM INSIDE A ICU FROM ITALY?

twitter.com/fight_virus/status/1239601551989182465

Singles and I survive all of this with not a single scratch neither physically nor economically

what the fuck is this autist doing

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10 BILLION DOLLARS AVAILABLE TO SUPPORT BUSINESSES OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>canada can close it's borders
>ours are still somewhat open
What the fuck?

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Remember that one jackass who was saying it was some sort of "fungus virus hybrid"

Most importantly: locking borders to non europeans is racis!

IT'S OVER, PERU IS MORE BASED THAN US!! THE PERUANOS HAVE WON THE WAR

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Faster

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IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A DOCUMENTARY ! ! ! ! !

youtu.be/z2PFcIk2yds

youtu.be/NgDJqekisms

banned.video/watch?id=5e6ab49cdfb3610056e0c4df

youtu.be/ShXTOwsaCLo

youtu.be/OPUWs5wVBVM

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You need to buy Yas Forums gold or a pass

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HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING
HAPPENING
>HAPPENING

KEK

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Closing down the borders to non citizens and non-prs really changes nothing

borders should be closed to EVERYONE

No True American wants to go to Canada Leaf.

Trump must immediately annex Canada.

>tfw still gotta go to work
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Its time to bend over Ivan.

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Trudeau based?

F

Don't get it you coward. LIVE!

Fuck I passed a delivery to a sickly looking girl earlier. Why did I say, have a good day, why did I even open my mouth? I need to start dumping packages on the doorstep and walking away now

Gotta know the hacker Yas Forums

Man I love Canada and Trudeau now, why can't Amlo be like him?

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>welfare flag
>26 never worked
Checks out

Trudeau caught Corona from his wife who he has totally been within arms-length of several times.

We deserve it

Footage from Italy

mobile.twitter.com/dedektifpipo/status/1239522078832889856

Oh God

Turkish Doctor in Italy: If you had seen what I've seen, not only would you stay home, you wouldn't even look out the windows.

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I'll offer you a pack of toilet paper and a bottle of disinfection if you remake it

So after this subsides in the summer, what will you do to prepare for the fall wave? Cause this isn't ever going away until someone gets a vaccine out in a few years

This place can barely clean their ass and you think they can do that.

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No yet, but I see assfucked stocks.

I like my parents and want them to live for a little longer.

Also, you also don't actually need to kill billions of people to bring civilization to its knees, a few million in the right places will suffice.

I kekd way too hard at this

>Had an extremely vivid dream where I was swabbed and had a phone calling telling me I'm positive

I was not ready for that lads

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FASTER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Got numerals
I'm sorry user, get fucked with Gorona :DDDDD

Unprotected sex

so there we have it. We were living in the 4th stage and now we are in the 1st.

mobile.twitter.com/dedektifpipo/status/1239522078832889856

you tried and you lost.checked

I thought liberals wanted to keep the borders open

Make sure you find a way to keep your parents healthy.

FASTER

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Gary Edition

Invade Germany

Going from 6k to 7k was pretty quick desu.

R.i.P in peace snail slurpers.

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