Trudeau gives COVID-19 update

Did Trudeau hit the wall?

>still hasnt banned flight from china

just resign

>Tredeau will find Jesus and renounce the oligarchons

I hear he's under house arrest for pedophilia?

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Let's see if he has been arrested or not

>that podium
kek

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there is nothing unusual or humourous here

RARE

Trudeau will announce martial law and the firesquadding of all non whites. He will announce niggers are a plague worse than covid-19 with plans to reinstate slavery and colonialism of all of Africa, pillaging its resources. Trudeau was always one of us.

dubs, and he announces his arrest & tenders his resignation.

It has a leaf on it! xD A LEAF!

Lol its a fuckin leaf

Is he going to do that faggy bilingual shit? Because I seriously cannot stand the French language.

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I hope that faggot is infected.

>Singles evens: Trudeau calls Old Stock Canadians racist
>Singles odd: Trudeau says there is no suck thing as Old Stock Canadians
ftfy

I highly doubt this

33 percent, he's in trouble.
>The Prime Minister’s approval rating has dropped 10 points, and now sits at 33 per cent

>there is nothing unusual or humorous here
ahahahahaha

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I believe in the power of

Rollin!

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Every city is going to burn
Shit skins BTFO

25 mins late and counting. Get it together Turd man

XD A LEAF. lolololololololololololololololololol

A FUCKING LEAF

Justin a flubreau

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yeah they usually do 50/50. wont be long until your next president is doing state of the union in spanish btw

Quints: He's on limited release from military prison and going back immediately after this address

rollan

heeeeehheeeee

GOD DAMNIT CARLOS

the french have always dominated the english, it's okay for you to feel inferior to us.

You have to go back.

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>your next president
Not my president. I ain't even a Yankee.

If you watched the dem debates, they actually already started that lol

Quints: It all burns

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I need to come back home with my lady boy waifu oh god please no lock down

Even if I get dübs, it might as well be a single.

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does this guy have no contact with his wife? how does he not have it?

Lol best pun of the year. Very clever user. 10/10

COOF WAGERS??

OVER / UNDER 5 TRUDUEA COOFS

IM GOING OVER

30 fucking minutes late. What the fuck is the point?

he's gay user, the wife is just for show

NO ADULT PLAYDATES

He's gay

I'm rolling for Trudeau apologizes and starts giving money to every third world country to help them

Did Sophie get blacked by Lewis Hamilton?

Trudeau will announce the race war has started. He will announce a Christian theocratic absolute monarchy. He will announce war against turkey and organise a crusade to capture Constantinople. He will put all non whites on notice of the white man's fury.

ok America

t. Podium with Presidential seal, that by 2040, will have bells, whistles, and sirens, just to shout HEY LOOK AT ME!

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I hope he shows up in blackface.

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Wife is a beard

that's what you call a beard

Wrath of the Awakened Faggot

He must choose the correct turban, user.

Lol Trudeau wasn't working through the weekend he's late cause he's a bum. Even the anchors are saying he's always late lol.

Sophie is definitely his beard.

>that cope
You know that podium is fucking pathetic, that shit is garbage by 1800's standards. let alone today.

Jt is a rock star

He's waiting for the bull to finish

yeah but don't they come into contact at home or anywhere?

rollin

yeah hes getting all the cum pumped out of his stomach

>"You'll remember perhaps, that his family is self isolating. Has been now for uh, a few days anyway, since his wife Sophie tested positive for COVID-19 after travelling to Europe about maybe 10 days ago. The Prime Minister has not shown any symptoms to date, he has not been tested because uh they do not test asymptomatic people, um but uh-"

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>Dow Jones down 1% more just in the last 30min
lmao boomers btfo

Wasn't he giving Trump shit about being late and shit like two weeks ago?

I mean, what good is a beard if you don't give it a kiss on the cheek in public view? there has to be an outward display for the beard to function.

>almost 40 minutes late

Lmao Trudeau probs crying like a baby in the back

We put maple leafs on EVERYTHING because that's just how we roll, bitch.

Sometimes it's just better to not reply, if all you bring is junk-tier bantz like that,

THIS JUST IN

BREAKING

JUSTIN TRUDEAU HAS COLLAPSED AND IS CURRENTLY BEING TREATED BY EMTS

SPEECH IS NOT COMING

NEWS WILL BREAK WITHIN THE NEXT 30 MINS

trudeau panicking in his bathroom cause he cant get his mascara to get his eyebrows to POP

Yup. Should have closed borders back when everyoneNE was claiming racism

I doubt this.

Fairly certain you're not wrong. He only just discovered Yas Forums last week and has spent the last 72 hours binge-lurking here. I hope he emerges in blackface... at this point, why not?

It is funny but I respect that you guys have a theme.

>2020
>current year numerals

Kek wills it, so shall it be done.

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nice try leaf fag

Roll for truth

kys

HOLY SHIT INTERRUPTED

HERE HE IS
THE KEK HIMSELF

Roll roll roll

Here we go boys

>trudeu begins speaking
>BREAKING NEWS
>back to trudeu
awww, I though something even bigger suddenly happened

country wide quarantine

A TRUDEAU JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

HE WAS FUCKING SHAVING!!

THE BORDER IS CLOSED !!@@!

Now THIS is how a real leader talks. Take notes, Trumpsters. This is REAL leadership.

>he speak french
What a faggot

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He really needs to add Spanish trilinguality

what the fuck that is racist??

POOLS CLOSED

he's not breathing well lads...
>he's not breathing well lads...

he's not breathing well lads...
>he's not breathing well lads...

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HOLY SHIT THEY'RE SHUTTING THE BORDERS

>except immediate family members
>and US citizens

Well it's better than nothing.

Border status: Closed

Border closed, finally

CANADA CLOSING BORDERS TO NON-CANADIANS

God damn french fucks

BORDER IS CLOSED FOR NON CANADIANS

IF SYMPTOMS ARE SHOWN AIRLINE COMPANIES WILL DENY YOU

INCREASED FLIGHT SCREENING !
The symptomatic don't get on, even Canadian

Help program for infected Canadians abroad, governance will pay a pension to infected abroad to help.

THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

When your leader doesn't speak English, but most of Canadians speak it. Why are you still living in Canada anons?

hell be fine

>NON-CANADIANS GTFO CONFIRMED

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BORDER CLOSED

Here my call kek, gib me quads!

Fuck off we're full!

damn my bro just left yesterday. close call.

NO MORE IMMIGRANTS
GO HOME PAKIS

REFUGEEES NOT WELCOME
THANK YOU CORONACHAN

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CANADAS CLOSED

WTF I LOVE TRUDEAU NOW?

>liberals then: OPEN BORDERS!!!! DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH NAZIS BTFO

>liberals now: CLOSE THE BORDERS IT AFFECTS ME NOW

HOLY SHIT WE ARE TAKING AGGRESSIVE ACTION

good plan trudeau, but about 2 weeks late

Only 4 airports getting international travellers,

Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver and Calgary still receving. North American countries (including Carribean) still accepted.

Trade is not closed.

TRUDEAU REDEMPTION ARC

MASS DEPORTATIONS INCOMING

POOLS CLOSED TRUDEAU IS BASED. CANADA FOR CANADIANS. AMERICANS CAN KEEP DYING FROM CHINKS.

American can still enter :-)

But not American citizens apparently.

FUCK OFF CHINKS

If all Canadians die from the virus, they win. Closing the borders is stupid, what a bigot.

PUNISHED TRUDEAU AVENGING HIS WIFE

That fucking lisp LMAAAAOOOOOOOOOO

Reading like a government clerk, this your leader Canada?

Why the fuck does he talk like he's auditioning for a fucking holly movie, FUCK.

Turdaeu looks so.......Cuban with beard on.
I hope he grows it longer so it looks like his fathers, Castro.

It's funny when Trudeau switches from English to French. He goes from a bumbling cringe retard to normal, respectable and, dare I say it, based

why is this absolute moron speaking in french lmao

noice movie trailer cadence

>using the PC term
Chinese Coronavirus

glad i voted for him (again).

Keep coping Styx

god can this guy stop fucking flip flopping between english and french

i thought this, everyone turns to the right when a crisis hits home

He sounds better in French

Canadian's french accent is retardedly funny

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAN virus

More financial aid for employers and businesses

He's rockin that beard HARD. Is that a mustard glass?

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>248455565
Focus you faggot leaf.

Words beyond MAGA and KAG too complex for you Trumpstein cultists?

>Banning foreigners

Fucking based Trudeau

I'm a francophone from Québec and his french is fine. I don't know what you guys are on about.

His policies miraculously flip when he changes languages too. Hard enough to lie convincingly even in one language.

TRUDEAU JUST DECLARED CANADA IS A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC

So what happened to that Chinese food festival they were going to have in Toronto?

The Hong Kong Fluey!

TPЮДO ЁБAHЫЙ КУКOЛД

I've never heard him talk before and he sounds just as gay and retarded as I imagined

Rural retards think any language that isn't their own is moonspeak and offensive

YES BUILD THE WALL WEEDMAN

And Inuit

>Says Belgium
French is his first language

probably cancelled like most events have been

You don't think there's a difference between Canadian French and French French?

CBC translating over the french parts.

CBC says fuck you frenchies

He sounds sick. He sounds like he's trying not to sniff.

Thx fren, forgot to check my HH tho

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FULL SCALE DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST CHINA. DRAFT IMPLEMENTED.

What the fuck, this guy is based!

GO THE FUCK HOME

>muh FNs

They live in the middle of fucking nowhere, they're safer from corona than we are