/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2152 - PANDEMIC EDITIONS

Sex with Corona-chan!

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NEW ITALY NUMBERS

>Ongoing cases: 23.073 (+2.470)
>Dead: 2.158 (+349)
>Recovered: 2.749 (+414)
>in ICU: 1.851 (+179)

>Total cases: 27.980 (+3.233, +13,1%)

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When, and is there a stream?

Does this include all of Italy? Some user said there were two other places not accounted for yet

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Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions.

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Livestream??

FUG!

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WORSE THAN THE GREAT DEPRESSION CONFIRMED!!!

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>Poland is handling the outbreak better then most of the western countries

I can't believe how hard you guys have fucked up this time

>ITALY PUSHED US TO 7K GLOBAL DEATHS
BASED PASTA PAISANOS

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YES

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Literal nothing burger

Frogs report when?

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he's positive

>more cases in NY than the entirety of the U.K.
Yeah, I’m thinking the Anglo is back.

all mortgages paid plz.

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NEW CASES IN ITALY DECREASING ALREADY
HAPPENING OVER

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China should be nuked.

Yes, missing regions are Puglia and Trentino

>I'm saddened to tell you guys that my bull's girlfriend died of coronavirus

its been confirmed airborne for fucking ever

THE CDC IS NOT UPDATING THE USA INFECTION MAP

Gotta get brownie points before elections

how long will you post these vatnik fairy tales?

What the fuck is taking him so long

Numbers already starting to go down, indicating a recovery similar to SK and Wuhan. Is the maximum cases we can expect for a general region around 80-100k?

gem.cbc.ca/live/1711709763993
We're still looking at a door

What the hell is wrong in Italy

Trudeau is perfecting his makeup before speaking, please be patient leafs

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

Quit with the spam you don’t need to post the same line 30 times faggot

Reminder to all mutts that your country is going to collapse. Not that everyone else's isn't either but you guys are doubly, perhaps even 3x as fucked as everyone else and most of your people don't even realise it. Can't wait to see your private citizens in firefights with your armed services.

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twitter.com/stacey_cunning/status/1239591807492767744

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If you take precautions against the virus, it wins

Anonymous (ID: juO1LlND) 03/16/20(Mon)11:58:48 No.248447949▶
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I've prepped from the beginning. I bought masks at home depot back in january when all the shelves are full. I bought enough food to last me a year. I lost sleep about this all through February. I WANT there to be a happening so badly. I want the world to shut down indefinitely, but I don't think it's happening. Seems like only a handful of places are going to get hit and not much anywhere else and outside of Hubei it's not going to destroy society. I'm sad guys. This really is overhyped and I'm not even trolling with I say I think that Boomer Mitchell guy might end up being right. Give me some good news that this is happening because I don't see it anymore, I just see all hype and bootlickers. Italy's numbers that will come out in a few minutes will show it's losing speed already. They'll still be high but we're definitely on the downward slope. This was a psy-op on the level of Kony. They had to make this one real though but not as real as what they were selling. Most of the shills on pol have moved to cvg to perpetuate this. Boomer Mitchell will end up being right after all. ITALY'S NUMBERS ARE HIGH BUT THEY ARE DECREASING. Be aware guys because the shills have gotten smarter

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Is not everyone supremely happy with the glorious response of being President Xi? Thanks to his of wisdom, the Country of China has made it through

WE LIT BOYS

This is a great edit roach, thank you.

Yeah sure, FSB ... ;)

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Literally flu?

Trudeau about to go live
youtu.be/erCCzcd9eYA

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HELP A RNA CHAIN WITH DUAL BINDINGS AND LEPISOTOL RECEPTORS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

2 regions have yet to report

>UNDER HALF HAVE RECOVERED?????
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?????

This IS bad news, if true.

That it's wrong and xenophobic to fight against corona and that every Canadian will be expected to report to their local corona injection site immediately to get their mandatory infection injection.

IL reporting in.

>difficulty breathing
>shortness of breath
>99.3 temp
>irritated throat
>greenlit for test

Already know the result.

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ITALY NUMBA WAN

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How are the numbers going down?

Can’t say who this is from but I know it’s reliable. Looks like this is going full quarantine! Get ready faggots.

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gonna reach 200k real soon, let's see what happens then

add to the general that Greenland has a confirmed case

sermitsiaq.ag/saa-sketecoronavirus-i-groenland

NON PREPPERS ARE AFRAID

He's going to say that BBC cures COVID and that he's testing it on his wife.

Any idea when those will update? Plus I don’t know how bad it is in those two places

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New cases lower than previous 2 days
>HAPPENING OVER
New cases lower than previous 2 days
>HAPPENING OVER
New cases lower than previous 2 days
>HAPPENING OVER
New cases lower than previous 2 days
>HAPPENING OVER
New cases lower than previous 2 days
>HAPPENING OVER
New cases lower than previous 2 days
>HAPPENING OVER
New cases lower than previous 2 days
>HAPPENING OVER
>HAPPENING OVER

More word salad and nothing. China tells him what to do.

He can't even be bothered to show up on time.

I fucking hate him so much.

Will you make your ass available in the event that Israel had the cure and we are their shabbo goys or is that a technicality

Italy is confirming 3 cases per minute. How much capacity do they have?

This is your government right now.

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Trudeau: "Black paste applied to the face will be issued to all citizens"

reporter: Will this help slow the coronavirus?

Trudeau: "The Corona what!?"

ma questo come cazzo parla
video.sky.it/news/diretta

Motion to spam "media psyop."

What website is that?

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PicRelated was yesterday.
Numbers were:
+369 recovered
+368 dead
+2853 new cases

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DAY AINT OVER YET FAG

Mutts law from a leaf?

youtube.com/watch?v=erCCzcd9eYA

source?

Can someone share that "flatten the curve" graph with the supposed real numbers?

ITALY CASES ON DOWNWARD ACCELERATION, ITS OVER

>7.7% death rate
Holy fuck. And that only includes deaths that were a direct result of the virus, none of the indirect deaths.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

True. Looks like the maximum # of cases we can expect from a region is generally going to be around 50-100k depending on size before things plateau out. Seems overhyped.

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Kek

unlike his wife

"national fightback"

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Top story on the CBC

CBC.ca/news/canada/trudeau-gives-covid-19-update-cbc-news-special-coverage-live-1.5498891

Heh heh cunny

Just wait until the US actually starts testing

THIS

500K CASES IS THE CEILING, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Photoshopping takes time, bro. They don't want the real data being released or rioting and looting would commence while there's still shit to be looted.

ma di dove è poi, che cazzo di accento ha

Martial Law to be announced in the US within the next 72 hours. Screencap this fags. Digits will confirm.

>think I may actually have the virus
>ER from 911 tell me hospital is on yellow alert and there’s not enough testing kits even if I did go
>Self quarantine etc etc
On the flip side how you guys doing?

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that reminds me of that time I woke at like 5AM and I really wanted to fuck Aqua. I don't remember what I was dreaming about but the second I woke up my thoughts were filled with desire of having sex with Aqua.

Goodbye Italy

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No one cared what our numbers were until we started to die.

>Marshall
God this country is so fucking retarded

I am talking about Italy retard

>stacy cunny ham
oh my

Every day’s a party

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Instructions my ass.

They'll probably add them to tomorrow's numbers. Puglia numbers are starting to rise (doubled to 230 yesterday), the other one I don't even care about it kek

she's right.

hope you're prepped anons. You don't wana stand in line waiting for TP and food do you?

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wait my ass

We're all dead bro. Life never even existed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HERD

It's a pys-op so probably.

I wanted to know if there were more deaths than yesterday, you damn stupidotto

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Was this a LARP?

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Where my /lockdown-lads/ at?

Place of toil sent me home today because of the general lockdown. Nothing to do all day, I'm bored as shit and feel like in prison. Went for a walk later, everything mostly deserted, just a few people taking walks too.

Saw some boomer coffing hus lungs out, luckily 20 meters away from me. This made me realize I have a slight headache and made me wonder whether this could be a sign of impending doom.

This is making me crazy. If this continues for months I will not starve, but I will be ripe for the looney bin.

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GREENLAND GOING DOWN
GREENLAND GOING DOWN
GREENLAND GOING DOWN
GREENLAND GOING DOWN

nowhere is safe anymore

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ITALY NUMBERS DOWN. SHILLS BTFO

I will post the truth until the day your country will be nuked into oblivion for all your crimes against humanity.

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is it happening?

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When will the time for Fear be?

Don't be mean to Chinese people

If you think this is bad, look at deaths of the common seasonal flu, you might shit yourself

Madagascar?

here, comrade worldometers.info/coronavirus/

gli si è slacciata la bocca, boh

god, how can people be this illiterate?

Why are the Chinese such fucking LIERS?

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good for you, polen! polen stronk! Never forget that!

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It's from a NYT article (behind a paywall)

Chinks are already preparing counter-narrative to cover their fuckup once evidence for artificial source of the virus becomes pressing. Russia in that case is glad to help as otherwise the remnants of Europe might be reluctant to join Belt & Road ... while I think an Eurasian Wirtschaftsraum will be the future after the big crash I'd not exactly like to see it under Russian Federführung ... they are not good at efficient administration, no hard feelings.

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love the hk subs

Umm.. err.. ahh.. the ahh...

Bunkered down since early Febuary, pretty cozy

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7 and it's happening
Everything else and it's just a fucking flu bro

Does anyone know where i can see more of this guy art or does he only post here?

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Holy fuck even I struggle to get Plague Inc to infect greenland. This is the end.

Thanks

LOL sure bro, Private Pyle would totes be told about a top secret national quarantine.

>media fell for the "all of china' new cases were brought from outside" meme

Tr1ps and Hitler possesses Trudeau, starting the next reich in leafland.

Why do you call me a roach ;_;

>he's about 20 minutes late now

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>implying Israel isnt 51st state
>implying Tel-Aviv isn't the actual capital city of USA
I don't think that counts.

thinking about vatican city... rip
what a legend

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Dumbfuck wagie
I've been training for the Great NEETening for years

Who here is starting to get legit scared?

s-sex?

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corona is going to overtake the flu's deaths per day soon

Really wanna know what is actually going on in China these days.

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It "plateaus" out because they run out of test kits.

IT'S SLOWING IN ITALY

HAPPENING CANCELED

Trust me, after this long break. You will get nothing but bills. hahaha

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when you own a blue car, every car looks blue

...

If this shit hits Madagascar then Corona fucking wins, it's been memed right since in the beginning to hit Madagascar, I hope they fucking get a case soon,

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Hello fellow insomniac HK user

>i CAN STILL FEEL MY LOST LUNGS

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Spit on a rich person

>6
phew close one

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>unlabeled shit graph
>source my ass
into the trash

Canada explodes if he has it live

CAMPIONI DEL MONDO 2020!
>CAMPIONI DEL MONDO 2020!

WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020
>WORLD CHAMPIONS 2020!

OVER 27.000 CASES!
OVER 300 DEATHS IN JUST 24 HOURS!
MORE ACTIVE CASES THAN FUCKING CHINA!

FUCK SPAIN!
FUCK FRANCE!
FUCK GERMANY!
FUCK THE ENTIRE EUROPEAN UNION!

ITALY NUMBAH UAN!
>ITALY NUMBAH UAN!

ALZIAMO QUESTA COPPIA AL CIELO ITALIANI!

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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Madagascar is still clean (for now).

They are the jews of the east is on their blood

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influenza =/= sars

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mobile.twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1238900391456227330

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motion granted

he is blind and thinks its a moon on your flag

management and sequestration of the disease by scientific methods carried out by efficient communist government
china is the envy of the world

Seven. Point. Six. Two. Millimetre. Full. Metal. Jacket.

2 regions didn't report numbers for the day yet and at least one of them was undergoing exponential increase yesterday.

Cool

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Well you can look at Bitcoin mining since they have the biggest farms
They are still dead.

Why do you all care so much if some old boomers die en masse? I thought most of you were APDs like me.

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thank fuck you're back sir

Nevermind I'm blind and autistic, got confused by your flags bro.

It'll speed up in Canada soon leaf

WE GONNA HAVE MORE DEADS THAN CHINAAAAAAA!!!!
POOO POPPOPOPOPOOOOOO SIAMO CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOO!!!!
NIGGEEEEERS!!!!

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reminder that internet is being shitposted by 12 yrs old

He doenst know the difference between a moon and a star

I mean it’s not completely out of the realm of possibility. We have already seen people post on here that they or people they know in the military are getting orders. It’s also been a slow roll progression to this. Time will tell of course.

I gave you that data.

china will be the new superpower after the USA collapses

I have a sweet tooth.
I want to go out and buy cookies and other snacks. Technically legal under quarantine because they are food.
But I actually have real food at home. It's a vice, not a necessity.
Then again, tobacco shops are also open, so I guess I'm not the only addict.
How are other undisciplined quarantined anons faring?

>crimes aginst humanity

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>FUCK SPAIN!
the Spanish BVLL will get you soon

How will anime be affected by this?

If you have one skill, it's best to perfect it

\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

>3233 new cases
>349 deaths

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

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GRAZIE RAGAZZI

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lol deaths didn't even go up
literal nothing burger

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO!!!!!!!!

Don't think so, user. It'll get worse before it gets better. The lack of testing kits and medical supplies is concerning as well.

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>ohhh shhhiiitttt
remember pastabro, each confirmed case just finished several days of asymptomatic spread

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HOOWAAAAAAAHHH~

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We caught Korea today, we'll catch you this week. You have nothing on us.

Kill all Sons of Bitches now that's my ficcial instructions!

>we're going to lose to fucking Spain
>never EVER first in something
WHY DO WE SUCK SO MUCH

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How many death did the h1n1 at this point in time when the spreading was massive compared to the covid19?
Also how many famous or relevant people got infected with h1n1?

Jennifer is based and I want to put a happa baby in her.

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Lots of Delayed seasons

Lmao this hopeful cope

Germany also shutting down most public stuff. Bars, Casinos, Cinemas, Bordells etc all closed. Supermarkets will STILL be open to ensure a supply for the population.

Is it true if you post this image 666 times online, you'll get spared?

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CAMPIONI DEL MONDO

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past that
now Im worried about my death poem

When is HK turning fascist?

Maybe...

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thank you

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Who's the second guy?

cute post

This is less new cases and deaths than yesterday user

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IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

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I am running low and starting to ration out my supplies. This is my allotted meal for the day.

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twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239553159154057216

Lol it's real. Marshall law

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Teachers unions defend seniority so it's impossible to fire bad teachers and the second answer is niggers

thia has to be fake, an elected government oficial would at least know the correct terminology right?
>right?

for corona or aids?

Seems legit.

Seriously can't believe the retards still falling for their bullshit numbers.
How many people have they executed so far?

CRAZY GUY IS STREAMING HIMSELF TELLING CHINESE PEOPLE TO GO BACK TO CHINA AND GIVING PEOPLE HAND SANITIZER

youtube.com/watch?v=Ssa13sZLloo

>Even coronavirus survivors can be left with lung damage that takes 15 years to heal
thetimes.co.uk/article/even-coronavirus-survivors-can-be-left-with-lung-damage-that-takes-15-years-to-heal-msh8zmwtb
And then they want everyone to be infected so that the population acquire immunity, heh.

Mergl just announced basically the same measures as in France et al.

Our press conferences with Boris are so well behaved compared to the american ones.

twitter.com/fight_virus/status/1239576368381386752?s=21

video from inside ICU italy
prepare to freak out

You fools are underestimating the might of Burger stupidity. We will dwarf you and Italy in just a week

Wait, wasn't the deaths just at 5k??
Wtf happened

Chinese cases are starting to escalate again

My IQ is higher than yours, I'm a Electronic Design Specialist. Skilled in Eagle PCB, EASY PC PCB, SolidWorks, Fusion 360, Industrial Engineering, Industrial Control, and Leadership. Strong design professional focused in Mechatronics, Robotics, and Automation Engineering

Son, how much did you buy?

everyone with half a brain knows this

anyone got the image of the chad raider vs the virgin prepper?

Stop it for please Italy, everyday you just keep pumping the numbers.

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This guy is back at it lmao

20 grams of protein and 20 grams of carbs, so about 160 calories. nice.

Nice larp, hag, she's 50+

I wonder how much UK will resist

My last 2 digits are the days they wait before quarantine

how old are you?

Friend
Why are we called burgers?
Also checked

now I know how it's like for Germans to watch Downfall parodies

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Good stream

the one in 1918 or the one in 2007?

>Germany closes all non-essential businesses
>groceries, pharmacies, fuel stations, doctors still available
>lifts ban on Sunday shopping hours
>Hotels closed for all domestic and foreign tourists in Germany
>Church services cancelled

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Two regions didn't report in

early thirties

From what I remember, there weren't famous ppl getting infected. At least not in the same degree.

The protesters are basically nationalistic (Hong Kong as a national entity).
But going for outright fascism is still spearheaded by the pro-independence core.

Italy happened

>2 weeks
Pottery.

WHERE IS TRUDEAU

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENZ!!!!

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mama mia!

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i dont understand HOW all you brainlet niggers correlate these as the same when OBVIOUSLY the whole world has been exposed to the flu and corona is still spreading. Do you not understand cfr and % rates????

Go back to R*ddit cunt

>2 months for not even 3k ded
>2 weeks and we have 4k new kills
it's PICKING UP SPEEEEEED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Bob is a shit eating cuck

they're dead jim

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leukemia.....

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NEW SATISFYING THREAD HERE:

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Are the borders going to get closed?

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UK is 3 weeks behind Shitaly according to the Boris briefing on tv right now.

3 weeks until mass quarantine, he has discussed that they're trying to make sure the economy stays strong and they're timing the quarantine until when it is most effective

>marshall law

Well now I'm sad.

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>deep state is not America
>trump did not attack

Fuck off agent chang

1. We're only testing symptomatic cases
2. The south isn't testing at all
This week is going to be fun

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>kike
Hahahahaha no

And the previous day. New cases will drop from here, but deaths will lag 5-10 days, it's very similar to Hubei except the death rate is much higher.

>Meanwhile in bongland

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Already? It hasn’t even started in muttland

How's it up North? How are the Norwegian doing? We get zero news except boring figures about Norway here in Hong Kong.

Nobody wants your kike thread

>archive.is/ufDZK

I think this is scarier...
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.18.20024364v1

Is everyone helping find the cure by running the stanford.edu folding@home app on their sweet gaming rigs?

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2007

fuck off, Chaim
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The fucking nuffin muffins won't be satisfied until it surpassed the "muh flu kills more than this shit". Then they'd stfu about it and start panicking now or they just move the goalpost again.

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Bros...

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Holy shit GTFO

Deaths have quadrupled since this time last month, and that's without Chinas help. Where will be on Apr 16th?

Impossible considering that the lockdown hasn't been in effect for two weeks.