HAPPENING WTFFFFFF!?!?

DUDE WTF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC HAS LITERALLY JUST BEEN FLEECED OUT OF TRILLIONS LOOK AT THE DOW WTF IS HAPPENING IM NOT KIDDING THIS TIME I WANT OFF THE RIDE TRILLIONS GONE IN DAYS

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Lmao, what a spooky magic trick! Where did all the money go?

What happened Ameribros?

INTO THE STOCK MARKET. THEN IT DISAPPEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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~waaah~ how spooky!

its an old jewish magicians trick

THE FED INJECTED TRILLIONS OVER THE WEEKEND I THINK LIKE $800 BILLION ALONE YESTERDAY. IT'S ALL GONE. THE JEWS TOOK IT ALL.

Or Trump is doing a Robin Hood to end The Fed?

Stonks shit the bed again

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goodbye, capitalism

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>fleeced
MMT, bro

>KIKE STEALS MY MONEY
>SHOWS ME HOW TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK
how gracious of you

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MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Pee pee poo poo

they never existed in the first place, it's all make believe

We should pay our chinese debts then crash this fucker into the ground so it ends up worth nothing

k chill and relax. You didn't loose anything... I mean sure you have, but keep in mind you were buying things at inflated prices - so its your fault for not being smart in first place. You didn't change typical 401k plan, which was likely heavily invested in oil... now you are "WTF!? my portfolio went down the shatter 30%"; You still own the same stock/equity you bought - its just not worth that much.

Right now its great time to buy airline united stock, as you will profit heavily (150%) from it when things bounce back in a month or so (unless there's ww3 or something - which is a possibility as US decided to buy up a lot of oil - you typically do that when you plan to go to war.)

Did you panic sell user? Thanks, the money you lost is now mine.

Good

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>not saying ''it would be a shame if someone coofed on it''

0/10

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>pay our chinese debts
China can suck our dick if they think theyre getting repaid on anything after causing this pandemic.

>WTF IS HAPPENING
Illegal government power grab destroying capitalism and implementing socialism, looks like.

Dude , don't worry. The money went to rich Jews. That's how capitalism works, bro

MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRR

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MUH STOCKERINOS!!!

HOYL FUCK
Quick someone just put more money into. Maybe it will stop it from collapsing.

You only lose if you sell and you can't lose if you don't sell.

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Days? Only took a few minutes.

>Lmao, what a spooky magic trick! Where did all the money go?
Jew magic!

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Shut the fuck up you ignorant fucking democrat and go get fucked.
theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/federal-reserve-trying-stop-financial-crisis/607987/

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Dreidelcraft

Expect a lot of indictments if there's enough people left alive after a couple months of corona chan. jews not in on the scam shut it right the fuck down this morning.

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ANNNNNNNNNDDDD IS GONE. NEXT!

kek

It's cool bro. This is how capitalism works. You break you back washing dishes on the weekend to pay off your student loans, and Jewish bankers wave magic wands and make value appear out of thin air

thats what happens when you get most of your products from china.

Just wait. Keep your money in.

Bitcoin pilled

Checked.

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that's a nice commu... oh wait, real communism hasn't been tried yet!

Smart.

No he's talking about the Fed yesterday buying $500 bil treasuries and $200 bil mortgage back securities. Your link is talking about overnight repo lending to banks, which gets all paid back in the morning...for some reason. Repo is Jew trickery.

Honestly bros I’m scared! Something just feels off. I feel like we’re a step closer to people rioting for food. Trump seems like he doesn’t care has me worry too.

Fuck off shill

It hasn’t, but socialism has and it turned a peasant agrarian kingdom into a superpower in ~30 years.
USSR first in space, nigger.

Exactly.

If you think 1.5 trillion is the end, I have some news

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so like a slave who's master makes food/water/shelter appear out of thin air because he's dependant on my labor for his own comforts?

Too bad...

The ride never ends... it only excelerates

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chekm

>the bear will leave his cave forever......

Based and Masonpilled

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There's one thing that comforts me. That we're in this ride together. No brakes on this one chief.

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Shoot at power transformers and sub stations, 30-06 should be sufficient, turn the lights out and start raping bros. Make sure to hit the tank and get out of there, the time is now.

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Big funny red line go down, wee!

Exactly , bro. Just put all your money in. It's bound to go back up someday.

Easy way out of this mess? Dump it back in the jew's lap. We should become an islamic nation and end usury. kek

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>he bought the temp boost
>hes gonna buy the temp boost again after pence and the justice league try to save face later today
>hes not going all in at 17k floor

BOGGED as usual, ignore the boomers we dropping hard.

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The injection of 1.5 trillion dollars caused the market to go up, the largest amount it ever has in one day, 2,000 points. When markets open today, the following monday, dow falls over 3,000 points.

KEKEKEK!!!

They were worried about the cat bouncing but it's still careening off outcroppings on it's way to the ground. The cat has several lives to burn before it hits bottom.

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Should I buy Gold or Silver bros?

rip trillions

I will loot and riot ONLY if my Rammstein concert in August gets canceled.

Never try to catch a falling knife...

it was doing fine yesterday and then it dropped 2,000 points in a fucking day Jesus christ

The jews fleeced everyone that got suckered by the pump.

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>Burgers try to fuck Europe out of a vaccine
>Burgers get fucked in the stock market
I'd say it's about even. It's not like we could ever defend ourselves in the war they just declared on us so we might as well let fate handle it.