Canada Corona General - Trudeau Announcement Edition

he needs to hurry up

Man fuck that guy. That was rude.

Can't even imagine what the instore prices are like now

15 minutes late wtf

Hes too spineless to shut anything down. Guarentee its just gojng to be "reccomendations"

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>actually thinking comrade Justin will do a god damned thing

I don't have family or friends but stocked up enough for myself and cat.

Well, I got my mom, but that's a strange relationship..
She drops off money and food once a week, but that's all the contact we have.

If he does anything it won't be him doing it, it might be pressure from everyone else.

Who does this guy think he is? Trump? Hurry the fuck up

> In the coming days, this is a difficult times for Canadians. Mes amis, mes amis ce sera une période difficile. Wash your hands. We will be providing updates...sometime. As the situation unfolds. *walks back inside*

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Guy's relax he's getting all his coofs out now.

holy hell what is taking this based boy so long

holy shit be on time this is ridiculous whats the point of telling us 11 fuck

Just imagine if legault decide do go with is press. fuck Canada

You sound like a faggot

>tfw everyone thought I was a nutjob a week ago
>S is officially HTF here
>now everyone is panic

This better be a something burger for this type of wait.

If they just parrot everything that’s already been said, I will be pissed

I wanna go home and COOOOMMMM

I hope he's at least hoarse or something or coofing

someone go inside and check on him, he might have succumbed to the virus

perfectly fine actually there's tons of sales and tons of good deals always has been.
i just bought a shit ton of good nutritious food for only 100 dollars makes me feel good knowing that i live in a capitalist utopia like canada and can get everything i need cheaply and easily with no disruptions in supply unlike americans and europeans right now who have to deal with buying 1000 dollar toilet paper meanwhile canadian stores are restocked every morning and the prices are cheaper then ever it is the rest of the world getting fucked by in store prices now get fucked canada h8ers.

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Some of my family called me crazy paranoid when I warned them about a month ago. Look who's laughing now.

Checked. Supplies in my area aren't that bad yet actually. I expect that to change after this announcement though.

dude I thought it was a nothingburger a month ago. Only really began to clue in about 2 weeks ago, just enough time to prep and stockpile, I'm really happy I listened to you guys

Whoa! Cool sox!

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What is this joker doing?

Excusez moi?

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At least he had the sense to colour coordinate.

maybe he realizes doomsday is upon us and he is mentally preparing himself not to shit his pants

TRUUUUUDDEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU

COME OUT AND PLAYYYYEEEAAAAAAYYYYYYY

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So do (you) faggot.

1pm cpt not est

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someone knock on the door and wake this motherfucker up

no it says est

This country got what was coming to it when it elected a black face wearing substitute drama teacher as it's leader.

This crisis will lead Canada to the brink of collapse. Mark my word.

nous sommes nombreux!

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Guess it's 6 more weeks of winter

>had to look up CPT
fuckin kek my man

2 weeks ago
>Italy wtf stop testing you're crashing the economy!
Now
>OMG YOU ALL GOTTA TEST TEST TEST

We deserve this

Who's this guy! Has the coup started?!

WELCOME OUR NEW PRIME MINISTER, CARL

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Jesus christ user

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lol

italy was the first to ban travel from china. DIdnt seem to work very well for them.

anyone who brings up muh economy during a crisis likes this deserves to die a horrible pneumonia death

>n-no u
I hope tragedy befalls you and your faggot-ass cat

CARL. THE BEST COUNTER. HAIL CARL

So when is he coming?

Because they were the first to see a big increase in numbers

I can only imagine how the networks are filling time right now.

Trudeau announced mandatory Herd Immunity for all 18-35 year olds. They need to go out and get infected asap, lick subway poles, doorknobs, etc.

I have chest tightness, nausea, and feel extremely weak. Yesterday I slept for at least 16 hours. Am I going to die of this Corona Virus?

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>They won't test asymptomatic people.
The game was over from the start

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>not listening to generals on Yas Forums

I made 10,000$ betting on trump in 2016 and I have gas mask and stockpiles now for this happening. Made about 3000$ on link from Yas Forums

A single schizo is a crazy dude but when all anons flock together over longer time it is due to a true happening

my family did but as everything i said kept coming true in the coming days they started believing me and we stocked up included toilet paper last weed before it was too late.

Man if I scheduled a meeting at work and a half hour later I didn’t even show up yet..... at my house!

It's mostly them reassuring viewers that Trudy wont do shit like the good goy he is.

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They can lick my knob while they're at it

wtf is he doing?

we have fewer cases than the USA per capita and they barely have been testing.

I bet he got way too high and forgot

HALF AN HOUR LATE

WHAT is he DOING

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CBC thots honestly sound terrified at times

Some dumb broad spewing depthless word vomit

Waiting for this homo to cancel work so I can go gone and play video games
Hurry it up jt

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He is probably unironically too scared to address the nation for his fuck up

We have barely any testings as well

Honestly he must be trying to sober up. I can't blame him, he shouldn't even be PM. He's in way TF over his head.

oh shit yeah dude, I remember back in like 2013 when btc was at $100 and you guys saying it was going to explode. fucking should have listened then. my family almost talked me out of prepping by shaming me but I knew it was the right thing to do

Lol this, he just needs to walk 6 feet from his front door

whats japan's secret with handling the coronavirus epidemic? They have an old population just like Italy but worse.
worldometers.info/coronavirus/

There was also no downside in prepping. Canned goods don't expire for an extremely long time, and most other things you can stock up on are things you'd buy anyway.
But people say they'll be fine.

Same for (you), your friend and family, faggot.

Saved KEK!

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What was his plan?

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嘘をついているだけです。

They aren’t testing anyone because they want to keep the olympics going this summer

Shit is going down bad in Japan real soon

I appreciate that that number is 2^31, the largest 32 bit signed integer.

BLUE COLLAR COUP, HAIL CARL

Who are these chuckling charlies in the background

What if his wife is serious? And he's spending time with her

foreignpolicy.com/2020/03/13/canada-shows-how-easy-virus-testing-can-be/
canada has tested more. Reading the article right now but the title on google search is "Canadian Virus Testing is Far Ahead of the United States".

That's Gary, he's our new PM, he's just a bit shy.

I need to get lunch, can this faggot hurry up.

Head to the bcl and pick up a 40

All the coughing is making me kinda anxious

did some check to see if he's still breathing?

I work in construction. Company just sent out forms to fill out saying we haven't been in contact with any sick people and currently have no symptoms.
We also got forms that we have to give to clients every day stating that as of that day, we have no symptoms.
Other news, I'll bet Justin is late because he got corona symptoms kek

Unironically a better PM then Trudy.

Also

5 MINUTES!!!
>5MINUTES
5 MINUTES!!!
>5 MINUTES

then he's got it

>most pressing announcement of his career
>literally at his front door
>40 minutes late

must be on the explosive diarrhea stage of the virus

at least send freeland out if he's dead

actually just found it. As of march 13th canada tested 15k patients when usa tested only 13 k. Since we have way less population it looks like we are doing much better than the usa.
foreignpolicy.com/2020/03/13/canada-shows-how-easy-virus-testing-can-be/

HE'S HERE

He shakes hands with Trudeau too after, the other dude simply asked first.

THE NEET PM IS OUTSIDE

This is prior to the extensive testing measures that were taken sunday in the US

looking a little pale there Justin

FINALLY

god he's so smug

HE WAS FUCKING SHAVING

Shmeck!

hope he doesn't and wake up the stupid normies

If I just waited 40 minutes for a nothing burger I will be PISSED

HE'S OUT OF BREATH AND PALE

SHHHH JIHADI JUSTIN IS TALKING

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Shut it down

OH SHIT HE'S ACTUALLY CLOSING THE BOARDERS.

>just starts talking
>gets interrupted
fucking lel

are you me

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Porn star destroying america what lol!

Whew, it’s a good thing most Chinese are also Canadians.

It is autumn for leafkind. All leaves will be fall when the HERD comes a callin'.

HES BANNING ALL NON CANADIANS, FUCK YEAH TRUDEAU. NO MORE SICKLY MUTTS

Anons tell me whats happening im not watching

NO DO THE FRENCH AT THE END SO I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT

non citizens banned!
they're closing the border!

BASED TRUDEAU

He seems like he got sick and is in the beginning stages.

wtf canada, that's so racist!

MAPLE LAW ANNOUNCED!! ANARCHY TO COME!

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SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING

Holy shit, it must be bad if hes actually closing the boarders.

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Ironically he’s “SHUTTING IT DOWN”

Border shutdown!

OMGGG IM CRYING AND SHAKING THIS IS PROBLEMATIC

why the fuck is he speaking euronigger language REEEE

Did you get up to date test numbers? I cant find them.

>248454824
>248454600
can you motherfuckers spell borders correctly please

BASED TRUDEAU

The stigma is more dangerous than the virus.

SICK CANADIANS BANNED FROM RE-ENTERING

Canada has French as an official language. Go to school

>boarders

Is misspelling "borders" a meme or are people just retards?

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There's like 7 French guys in Canada that still can't speak english.

TRUDEAU DID A BASED THING

noooo my liberalino border hoperinos

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Fug, you know it's over

checked
sit your fucking ass out in the rural area acquiring as much sunlight and fresh air as possible and get as much vitamin C in your body right fucking now you whiny burger
did you not prepare after at least two months if not five month's worth of warning from Yas Forums? Because anons here have been warning people and if you didn't listen, you're gonna get ron paul'd

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Armyfag was right.

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Took you long enough trudeau. But at least he did it, and he's not banning only a couple of euros like Trump, he's banning all non Canadians. He's got my re-election vote. well... maybe not but that was good.

It’s actually the same/similar to the original Louisiana French, so you should know this.

No, he said the entire nation would be put on lockdown. Its a border close not a nation wide quarantine.

There’s no lockdown? Just flight restrictions.

French is vulgar-vulgar latin. Absolutely disgusting language that has no place outside of vineyards and Mozambique.

Borders are CLOSED.

Why is this a surprise? Aren’t most countries closing borders?

lol no

Were not on lockdown. We closed the borders.
Lockdowns are coming.... but not yet.

here is says 38,631 per million as of sunday
vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/3/13/21178289/confirmed-coronavirus-cases-us-countries-italy-iran-singapore-hong-kong

Given how polite we are, this is pretty much lockdown.

>hasn't announced lockdown yet
dissapoint

R E D E E M E D

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lmao

They changed the banner from foreigners to "non-residents" btw

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PUNISHED TRUDEAU AVENGING HIS WIFE!

>ADDITIONAL MEASURES COMING TOMORROW

Hes a libtard, closing the borders is a big no-no.

When troops are patrolling the streets, then it’s actual lockdown. This is nothing burger

what did he do i was afk?

I hope so I'd love a two week staycation

The natives are kill. It's like 97% got some health condition

flashed the white power hand signal