/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2151

mobile.twitter.com/WHO/status/1239581568101945348
>TEST EVERYONE
>EVERYONNNNE!

youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=5851
"We have seen children die from this infection", WHO confirms

youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=5851
"We have seen children die from this infection", WHO confirms

youtu.be/9SSYviES-rI?t=5851
"We have seen children die from this infection", WHO confirms

ACE2 won't save you, it's only one of the receptors. What you need to be looking out for is reinfection and tissue damage

HAPPENING STATUS: CANCEL
msn.com/en-us/news/us/coronavirus-vaccine-test-opens-as-us-volunteer-gets-1st-shot/ar-BB11gCN6?ocid=spartanntp

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This is for the whole stream?

>we stopped testing
Name my band, Yas Forums

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Just a flu

kill everyone you see who has darker skin than you

One last repost:
Regionalverkaufsleiter für die Aldi Nord GmbH & Co Kg Regionalgesellschaft Weyhe hier. Kauft heute noch so viel ein wie ihr kriegen könnt. Hab soeben die Info bekommen, dass die Zentrale in Essen auf eine Anweisung von Merkel wartet ob die Läden die nächsten Tage geschlossen bzw eingeschränkt geöffnet bleiben. Soll heute Abend entschieden werden.

Kein LARP btw.

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Bojo LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE&feature=emb_logo

All 70s need to self isolate, need to be shieleded for 12 weeks.

yfw the normals start asking about your stash

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I can't believe /cvg/ turned me into a weeb

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pretty much until it cut out but as far as I could tell it was the last question

>Russians and Americans still think this media event is fake

Post your quarantine vidya.
>blasphemous
>front office football
>hots
>dead by daylight
>halo 1 pc

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Das ist dann aber Rentnerzeit von 8-9 Uhr wie in Italien, nicht DDR

Been saying for ages America is going to be the worst hit and it's finally starting to happen. Bring on the dead mutts!

Expect very low numbers.

>14 days

So if I have a cough I get 14 days off?

we just got 136 new cases

There are 10 cases in my county and my family refuses to stay home. All burgers are fucked because of our own stubbornness

Greenland getting a case must be in the OP. Only Madagascar can save us now.

not laughing now whiteboy

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You got a link to this? I want to see some globalists fucking PANIC

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN

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So it looks like they might go UBI, at least during Corona-chan, are you ready for the NEET life?

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Almost dying.
You need to be able to see Jesus.

metro exodus for maximum virus comfy

I've prepped from the beginning. I bought masks at home depot back in january when all the shelves are full. I bought enough food to last me a year. I lost sleep about this all through February. I WANT there to be a happening so badly. I want the world to shut down indefinitely, but I don't think it's happening. Seems like only a handful of places are going to get hit and not much anywhere else and outside of Hubei it's not going to destroy society. I'm sad guys. This really is overhyped and I'm not even trolling with I say I think that Boomer Mitchell guy might end up being right. Give me some good news that this is happening because I don't see it anymore, I just see all hype and bootlickers. Italy's numbers that will come out in a few minutes will show it's losing speed already. They'll still be high but we're definitely on the downward slope. This was a psy-op on the level of Kony. They had to make this one real though but not as real as what they were selling. Most of the shills on pol have moved to cvg to perpetuate this. Boomer Mitchell will end up being right after all. Be aware guys because the shills have gotten smarter

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She keeps getting away with it

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>Poland is handling the outbreak better then most of the western countries

I can't believe how hard you guys have fucked up this time

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So they found infected people near a major city near me and now the contaminated count has doubled in my state.

Argiebro, you are truly doing God's work. Could you please add to the pasta the reminder: the virus is SARS-CoV-2 which causes the incurable disease COVID-19
cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-updates/summary.html

>apex legends
>animal crossing soon
>dangit ronpaul

Where can I see the Italian announcement?

Vaguely White

Really? Source?

oh no i have to stay home and not do anything...this is so different for me.

TRUDEAU IS ABOUT TO SPEAK
TRUDEAU IS ABOUT TO SPEAK
TRUDEAU IS ABOUT TO SPEAK

gem.cbc.ca/live/1711709763993

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BUT MY VIDYAS!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

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>simply "more than 2200" on the BAG page now
nevermind lol

Lower compared to yesterday numbers ?, hmmm probably just by a bit

Africa numbers
>Somalia has entered the game

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Not Great Not Terrible

kek literally no country is doing this outside of South Korea (+china?)

yeah sorry to rain on your parade but im still alive and wow H1N1 was a walk in the park ....

ITALY REPORTS IN A FEW MINUTES
ITALY REPORTS IN A FEW MINUTES
ITALY REPORTS IN A FEW MINUTES

POST BETS
>POST BETS
POST BETS
>POST BETS
POST BETS
>POST BETS
POST BETS

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New kino map
Link: fdoh.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/8d0de33f260d444c852a615dc7837c86

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you forgot the bit about people needing to be isolated for 2 weeks even after they "recover" due to still being infectious

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Cool cool thanks, you've reached home now right? If not then keep vigilant, awaiting for the whole recap for today, thanks in advance

Why close the supermarkets? Supply issue or health issue?

GIMME CORONA CHAN PUSSY RIGHT NOW!

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Maybe he will be praud of us for once

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Danke bin schon auf dem Weg.

did you have to make this screen 9000x2700 you retard nigger

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200k ready & waiting for the digits lol

>Mechanicus
>Ori 2
>Total Warhammer 2
>Halo PC with the boys
>Doom 5 soon

WAKANDA FOREVA BROTA!!!!

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In sky tg 24

Thanks for the tldr!

Our shops are closing.

+3400

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The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

28k cases and 2.2k deaths.

etrian oddysey untold and nexus
5 and 4 in pc
all the disgaea and lost life for maximun coom

youtube.com/watch?v=vJZp6awlL58

4k, maybe 5

440 dead
4500 infected

Please tell me this is still happening.

Brace for impact.
Brace for impact.

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Lockdown:
Peru
Czech Republic
Venezuela
Serbia
Austria
Spain
France
Italy

Anyone else?

Repeating myself from the last thread but breast expansion is a truly patrician fetish

if the fed is pumping so much money into the stronk market, how much did china dump into theirs?

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lower deaths and lower cases, peak has been reached this time

Less than 1000 new cases, less than 100 deaths, more than 1000 cured
NOTHINGBURGER

5000-250

Welcome, Mario

based Ron Paul, the virus is a nothingburger hoax to suppress our freedom and create something to blame for the recession that was already coming

youtube.com/watch?v=HA4BdsuG88g

The Swiss Fondues

Krauts!!!
Get in here for 18.00 Uhr!!
Go go go go!
youtu.be/5pBr0IYhY9o
youtu.be/5pBr0IYhY9o
youtu.be/5pBr0IYhY9o

+2500
The happening will be cancelled

In London right now. Other than panic buying everyone is going about their business like nothing is happening. Schools are open, work is on, unis are on. UCL recently shut but other than that its like nothing is going on in the outside world. Right across channel Europe is in lockdown and its like we dont care . The sun is literally shining right now and its quite hot.

Something bad is going to happen

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738 DEATHS IN ITALY
>738 DEATHS IN ITALY
738 DEATHS IN ITALY
>738 DEATHS IN ITALY
738 DEATHS IN ITALY
>738 DEATHS IN ITALY
738 DEATHS IN ITALY
>738 DEATHS IN ITALY

everything

Live Wuhan link
(when its day-time there, notice how 'normal' it is)
youtube.com/watch?v=Tf-4zQADLS8&feature=youtu.be

Lol watching that Merkel stream even if I understand fuck all.

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Here's my answer to the same question from the last thread:
I don't know it's most likely a case of whisper down the lane. I haven't got the Information first hand.
But I can imagine that she will begin a curfew and change the business hours.

Probably acceleration into +4000 or something close

863 WW@

They're going to lie. The real number is probably 5x

THE NEET PM IS EMERGING FROM HIS NEETBUNKER TO GIVE US AN UPDATE
youtube.com/watch?v=3oUbUru-krE

no way

Fake but based

"It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this," police in Newport, Oregon wrote. "Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance."

fox5ny.com/news/do-not-call-911-just-because-you-ran-out-of-toilet-paper-oregon-police-say

just for you bebe
>*kisses*

Fuck off! It is the Chinese Plague

Cases expand her breasts
Deaths expand her ass and hips
Economic meltdowns grow her cock

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But how will normies get their food?
Because I assume, just like it is here, nobody has enough food for quarantine of 1+ months

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>London

4k-5k cases 400 deaths

same

>8 Finally, beloved, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is pleasing, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence and if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things. 9 Keep on doing the things that you have learned and received and heard and seen in me, and the God of peace will be with you.

St. Paul and the Bible confirms Anime is of God don't bother him about is.

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Nah man, just a boring slow culling of elderly with a bunch of schizos on here shilling the end of the world. Fun to shitpost though.

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I'll tell you about it at the end.
So far, nothing big.
Also, it's crap audio.

>Dragon's Dogma HM run
>PSO2 when it launches
>Deep Rock Galactic
>Kenshi

Are they still testing?

this shit is fake.

China is fake. Only south korea is credible for testing so far. Any other country just fails.

>call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper
call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper
>call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper
call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper
>call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper
call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper
>call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper
call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper
ITS HAPPENING

Yes plenty

Jesus Himself preserves us, I walked through an H1N1 this month, cake walk , and I'm 56 female and I'm going to outlive you .....

Finland has declared Martial Law and closing all borders. Our prime minister just kept a speech about this.

holy shit.

MODS = FAGS

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you get what you deserve

No one has bought that much because there won't be one :^)

>WID REGARD TO PEEPEE

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Italians late?

China is now buying our markets.

THE NUMBERS MASON

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LINKS

it's not real, retard

Fallout New Vegas
Thief: The Dark Project
Thief 2
STALKER Call of Pripyat

But Romano, there has been so much economic meltdowns the past few weeks she should've gotten a mega penor now

Where do you guys follow the numbers?

Is it possible for dow to go back to 8k like in 08?

That was fast

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I don't know how long I can go on.

ITALIAN NUMBERS????
>ITALIAN NUMBERS????
ITALIAN NUMBERS????
>ITALIAN NUMBERS????

this artist never has seen a pussy before

Boeing St Louis offices have dismissed all employees from on site working

How do I pull myself away from the internet and news to play video games?

I'm at work at it's so fucking creepy and quiet here

Flipland dealing with H5N6 now too. Papa Nurgle is busy.

Alright, who's next?

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To think the last thing that fat fuck will do before he dies is ban someone from Yas Forums

Source is literally state media, in english. Maybe for next /cvg/?

>Finland closes schools, declares state of emergency over coronavirus

yle.fi/uutiset/osasto/news/finland_closes_schools_declares_state_of_emergency_over_coronavirus/11260062

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Who regrets being a cityfag right now?

She's a slow beginner. It's going to get big and visible soon

Ok nevermind. Merkel just said that grocery stores will stay open and maybe even allow them to open on Sunday.

Still, AMA if you have questions regarding Aldi

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

But I think they're lying

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

literally no change in size between 100k and 150k

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LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE
LATE
>LATE

not gonna be good

>"patients use dif. bathroom/room than rest of ppl continue for at least TWO WEEKS AFTER symptoms disappear"

kek

How does Finland declare an emercancy?

On a related note, as some other user said in another thread stuff like this makes women more horny, it's never been easier to sext stupid roasties on Omegle. But you have to slash through a sea of dudes before you get to the F. I imagine if you're even minor decent looking Tinder probably is a boon for you rn.

Scared yet anons? We're passing the shock and denial stage. Incoming anger phase. Looting, murder, riots, and full collapse imminent.

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Is Pakistan getting rekt or what?

There.

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digits and she gets the coof

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She might have saved us if we gave her more time

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Anyone else here anything about the government preparing for a major shutdown within 48 hours?

It's going to be much lower than you expect

How can I get rich off all this?

Its over anons, the pasta boys are dead

Then send me photos of your ass

again Jesus Himself preserves me, I just got done with H1N1 last week easy , cakewalk ...
and I'm a 56 female ... i will outlive you...

Fucking checked.

>Schools are open, work is on, unis are on
Are you serious? We have sub 20 cases all from outside and all of that shit is shut down here.

ok boomer bernie girl that started the SIMP wars.

based, when does she get a futa cock?

Meghan, stop

heh new fag cant even triforce
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wait what

njet, still in Vienna

This is one is more up-to-date
datastudio.google.com/embed/u/0/reporting/f56febd8-5c42-4191-bcea-87a3396f4508/page/k1XIB?fbclid=IwAR1zrpHYJBrppoTcC8NJgIGRfYaT1bhwTw0gwjnaRzov31qhMw_FAEGZeN4

Where the fuck is dudeweedman?

People singing out of their windows make me want to die from this virus.
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Padania area will slow down, rest of the country will pick up. Number of cases will be higher but seemingly non-exponentially so for about a day.

Don’t die as a start

Oh not a lockdown, just schools

NUMBERS

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rerolling this one

Everything is open. Everything. The government is entirely full consoomer, and has been for 20 years.

Alles naar de klote, alles kapot.

ITALY NUMBERS IMMINENT

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sell your boipussi to lonely men

lads any tips on buying a crossbow?

my gun is in florida and i only have a bat and a huge butterfly knife.

i need range for when SHTF.

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Good choice user

Hopefully, I'm really enjoying Iran going down in flames mate

aint clicking that shit

Give numbers

now the young ones are dying, its like they cursed themselves with their sour die boomer rhetoric ...
God is not mocked ....

Same here. Pissed off tbqh.

Based

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+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

IT'S ONE OF THOSE DAYS

dr. spoof and the coof troop

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>boomer remover virus
>people throwing a hissyfit

I don't get it.

Well first it's a legal process, and then there's a press conference. I'd assume it's pretty much the same as most other european countries. Marshal law takes a bit longer to enact, so that's coming tomorrow in it's full form, emergency powers have been AFAIK given to police&military. I expect to be mobilized in two weeks time as I am an active reservist military medicine man.

We have 40k of tests so we test only serious cases

>DOW BACK DOWN TO 9%
youtube.com/watch?v=2fuimQA8Was
Since you refuse to free my people
All through the land of Israel...

I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield
I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord

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why don't you buy one from a private seller

Kek

Yay

WEEB

We’re now on 58, 19 new cases.

Get a recursive bow, 150lbs.

"There a negative effects to peoples health due to our actions"
-Britbong on livestream
god bless the UK gubmint lmao

okay...

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They're doing it in Greece to and it's mega cringe

The Ravens will starve.

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did they sing the national anthem, user?

Join the Herd Liz

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You are correct, women are vulnerable rn. Feels good to be wanted again.

>Resident Evil 2
>Bully
>Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen
>Zone of the Enders

AND THE CRACKS BEGIN TO SHOW

moved from victoria to a rural boomer town
really glad to not be on an island

This is getting gay call me when we know 100% sure you can get reinfected and it fucks up your lungs no matter what

who wants to spend quarantine with me and play fallout 4? /tranny

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Why. The bogaloo is accelerated by this. We deserve this for worshipping Mammon.

this.

Underrated

and who are you?

WTF ITALY DO THEY HAVE NO MORE DOCTORS?

infected +2470 but it's missing 2 regions.
deaths +349

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

+202 morti rispetto a ieri e +1.367 positivi solo in Regione Lombardia.
>+202 Death and +1367 positive cases only in Lombardy

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

do you still have a glorious feminine penis? do not reply if your answer is no

cringe disappointing number

Digits and RBG finally dies.

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Today Italy's numbers:
+349 (2158) dead
+414 (2749) recovered
+2470 (23073) new cases (missing Puglia's numbers)

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I want you to commit suicide this night.

Yes. Airlines shutdown tonight, followed by national quarantine this week sometime.

catboys

Net increase or total increase?

WHICH REGIONS?

that Sonic urinal shit