Kraut/pol und AfD general GENESUNG edition

>Thread Theme
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>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/
>Election analysis 2014-2019
youtube.com/watch?v=qjZRiDwu18w

>Meme Collections
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>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
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>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Yas Forums.
Get a job.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
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>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
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>Andreijs Aporje
youtube.com/channel/UCa3EO79qQjTswKIiEYeGPnw
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
instagram.com/wolf.pms/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=OZd7f0Hn1eU
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Letzter Phaden:

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DONT TRUST IT IF YOU CAN BLINDFOLD IT WITH DENTAL FLOSS.

In case you missed it in last thread

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Yeah i bet they do.
Your Grammar is Big Bold Cringe.

1st for Buergergewehr

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Mein Gott du bist ein Rassist schwein

>cool staff of scammers and thiefs you got there T:death

Grammar is not a social construct now learn you illiterate Nigger.
If you are equal, speak equal or get whipped.

MERKEL ABOUT TO SPEAK

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Anständige Edition

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Er denkt ich bin ein Neger hahahahaha
Ich scherze nur. I'm just beginner at German

>remember to wash your hands and pay your rent :^)

Kek she gonna be coofin'

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DIE FÜHRERIN SPRICHT ZUM VOLK

cringe

>corona chan anthem
>Funpaku
didnt expect this so soon

obligatory before the canadian shows up:
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>just stay 2 m away from each other bro it'll be ok
We're all gonna die.

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Frisöre? Spinnt die denn völlig?

and what nu can that lardblob say... she spoke just yesterday.

Zickezackezickezacke

Gotta look good in quarantine.

hauptsache deutschland hat die haare schön.

>just recreational shit gets closed
lol its going to spread so much

>Zickezackezickezacke
so viele alte Kameraden.

>geben soll
Just close the borders

Was der Puff ist zu???
I need to cooooom

ALLE SYNAGOGEN SOFORT GESCHLOSSEN

MERKEL = HITLER

We closed our borders to a fuckton of countries.
i remember all these faggots saying "it's impossible!" but now we can because of a coof that rakes the boomer away.

Schade, dass keiner mitmacht

RUHE, Unsere basierte und rotgepillte Führerin hat Nachrichten für uns!

mit ursula beraten. aha. deshalb die sache mit den frisören. verstehe.

SIEG HEIL!

user think about muh economy

hermes just gives info. based uses the rod of asclepius.

sie bringt damit bewusst friseure in gefahr. haare kann man sich auch zuhause schneiden.

Ihr habt die haare schoen

>schau mir merkel's scheiß livestream an
>Laut ihr bleiben Friseure offen
Where else are the thots gonna get their hair dyed and spent way too much money on a shitty hair cut am I right

>not having a war buzz already

das ist nicht gut, das reicht nicht im geringsten um corona einzudämmen.
rip deutschland.

>leaf

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Sieg.. :DD

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>watching Merkel play Monopoly with Span and Seehofer in her Führerinnenbunker over twitch while the world burns outside.

Only left wingers and traitors fear the coronachan
For the right and patriots it's an opportunity

>jeder Deutsche hat plötzlich einen Haarschnitt in Form einer Schüssel

Sind das wieder Drachenbilder?!?!?!?!?1

I watched it for like 5 minutes, I can't stand Merkel's weird fucking clayface.

Seit 17.03. wird selbstgeschnitten!

:)

based

I'm quite literally sickened.
but also curious.

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Alles abrasieren

JAJAJAJAJAJA

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Die Scheren hoch, die Kämme fest umschlossen...

ALLE ERSCHOSSEN

Die eiserne Faust fest am Scherenschaft!

> Opfer Dich mal und steck Dich mit einer unbekannten Krankheit an

Das ist ich nen Scherz

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genau! ich habe einen haarschneider zuhause. mach ich sowieso schon lange. frauen geben sich über twitter und youtube tipps wie man sich den letzten schrei selbst frisiert. kann doch nicht so schwierig sein.

mfw soon

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wasnt the latest news that even mild cases have permanent lung damage?

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t.

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the "mild" cases get pneumonia wich can lead to lung scaring wich is permanent damage, severe cases need mechanical respiration and critical cases have whole organ shut down.
that was the original chink classification and the WHO niggers continued it.

nah, young people with mild cases don't go to get tested because it feels like a regular cold

"Possibility", "could be", as far as i saw.

Thb thats the case with influenza etc too. Every heavy flu or the like leaves its traces.

Yes. That's the point. According 2 the Chink data at hand from the last SARS outbreak over 70% had recurring health problems of variating difficulty years later.

Gibt es echt nichts mehr in Lebensmittelgeschäfte? Das glaub ich irgendwie nicht.

Heute wollen wir rasieren, einen neuen Kamm probieren...

I do wonder why no one ever thought of the meme.
Literally (((WHO)))?

Hängt von der Gegend ab.

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Depends very much if the virus manages to "jump" into the lower respiratory tract ... it first starts out in the throat. If it stays there and immune system kicks in ... no prob. But once it goes deeper you are quite fugged. Likely there are genetic factors predisposing some people for lower respiratory infection, dunno which these should be though.

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yes, I remember. Including mental health problems.

why is the musical selections so fail for these posts? why? fucking tell me why?

Man kann sich leicht ne Lungenfibrose holen, ja
>Aufmachen, Staat hier, Almans bekommen jetzt ihre verpflichtete Coronainfektion! Sie sind doch nicht etwa unsolidarisch?

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Certain items are sold out. I heard today that one store of a organic supermarket store was closed in my town due to a suspected case of ncov

Is that the strange herd immunity thesis?

Almost...

es geht schon langsam los. stellt man nur vor was
passiert, wenn die polizei überlastet sein wird.

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Aus dem Chat, Name ist Programm ahhaah

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Chinks just get the even worse development of the virus, but infection itself can happen to everyone.

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jetzt wo die moschen zu sind wird das sehr schell lusig werden, hoffe ihr habt euch bewaffnet leute.

Ich wollte 1488 aber ich bekam nur 1346

Its true that heavy smokers have so much black tar in their lungs that the coronation can't get in.

*vegankoter

Unsolidarische Hamsterkäufe haben zum Engpass gesorgt.

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Scheiße ist doch nicht vegan, oder?