/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2150

► Detected: 175,696 ► Died: 6,715
>NEWS
Argentina shuts down borders, schools
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Venezuela under lockdown in 7 states, affecting 12 million
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Denmark shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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>LATEST CASES
11:41: 900 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
11:20: 435 new cases in Germany.
10:49: 1,053 new cases and 129 new deaths in Iran.
10:20: 172 new cases and 1 new death in Belgium.
09:44: 99 new cases in Austria.
09:26: 125 new cases in Malaysia.
08:30: 7 new cases and 1 new death in Bahrain. This is the first death in Bahrain.

>MORE
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States that have closed businesses (resturaunts/gyms/movie theaters/etc)
due to Coronachan
Michigan
New York
California
Washington
Maryland
Kentucky
Ohio
Pennsylvania
Massachusetts
Illinois

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Target China
Fire.

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Fuck chinks

Kill all niggers

SOLIDARITY COMBO

first for switzerland...we are under lockdown too

Have we got Spain numbers?

Also at work today the unit manager kept blabbing about war time spirit lmao

complete european lockdown incoming

millitary on the streets when??

...

Post your quarantine vidya.
>blasphemous
>front office football
>hots
>dead by daylight
>halo 1 pc

Have to work from home still but hoping everything gets shut down and even that goes away. Anyone enjoying the NEET life or have their work shut down yet?

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Add Indiana

sooooooo when will bolso admit he's infected?

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TEST
>TEST
TEST
>TEST
TEST
>TEST

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BLACK HOLE SUN

WON'T YOU COME?

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youtu.be/PyM4uAJBujA

I want her ass to get bigger at 200k

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hoping the printers brake

We /exponential/ now
Fear and panic is in the air. Is this what war time feels like bros?

I've been crying so hard the past few nights.
I'm so scared, I don't want to die...

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+1440 (41) according to hopkins

tfw I could find only Washington and California on the map

Bros... the lockdown is official

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so much shilling and shill threads goddamn

So anons, what does it feel like to live through history in the making?

>Poland is handling the outbreak better then most of the western countries

I can't believe how hard you guys have fucked up this time

*4 murdered including cop at KUM & GO station in Missouri*
good job making up for the school shootings being off the table America

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

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I heard from a friend at the pentagon that LA is being prepped for a full on military quarantine in the next 48 hours. Can any other anons verify?

Any update on today’s numbers?

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hope she grows a dick at 1 million

I have no words

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Hello United States State Department reminding you that all posts ARE NOT anonymous and any misinformation provided by MAC adresses will be forwarded to your local Anti-Terrorism agency and Interpol.

We just joined the club.

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REMINDER: the virus is SARS-CoV-2 which causes the incurable disease COVID-19

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coward

I've prepped from the beginning. I bought masks at home depot back in january when all the shelves are full. I bought enough food to last me a year. I lost sleep about this all through February. I WANT there to be a happening so badly. I want the world to shut down indefinitely, but I don't think it's happening. Seems like only a handful of places are going to get hit and not much anywhere else and outside of Hubei it's not going to destroy society. I'm sad guys. This really is overhyped and I'm not even trolling with I say I think that Boomer Mitchell guy might end up being right. Give me some good news that this is happening because I don't see it anymore, I just see all hype and bootlickers. Italy's numbers that will come out in a few minutes will show it's losing speed already. They'll still be high but we're definitely on the downward slope. This was a psy-op on the level of Kony. They had to make this one real though but not as real as what they were selling. Most of the shills on pol have moved to cvg to perpetuate this. Be smart guys

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Has anyone seen this?
The logarithmic chart is curving up
The LOGARITHMIC chart is CURVING UP
For deaths and cases
WHAT THE FUCK
On world meters website

Oh no no no no
look at these doods

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>infected himself like jonas salk
>except no effective vaccine for corona-chan
>i made a huge mistake

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Pouring myself some wine in my toilet paper fort right now.
Are there other anons living the comfy quarantine life because they prepped in advance?

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Just beat Ori 2 (it was pretty good), probably just gonna grind Destiny 2 until Doom 5 comes out on friday.

what will normies do now?

kys for being a cringe animefag

Dick grows at 300k. Cum starts flowing at 1 million

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>Corona-chan literally fucks me
Oh God Hans, I'm so fucking hard right now after the markets, not now

BIGGER

What's happening with Switzerland?

Take your meds dude

They've got massive crowds throughout Florida with people from every state. They just let off a bunch of cruiseliners that had infected people in Miami too. It's too late bud. Unless you kill Florida.

I think there is something to this Q shit. I think this is a massive event. It has nothing to do with the virus; rather it’s a byproduct what is occurring. There is indeed a deep state war. They’re crashing the economy and spreading this pandemic to cover their asses, but it’s too late. Until the great reveal, buckle up. The animals will be unchained. Here’s comes the crash.

youtu.be/wnijxVBQ1A4

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BRAAAAP

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my college closed down in person classes

>crying because of literally nothing
lmao

So few masks, what the fuck?

>Argentina shuts down borders, schools
Too little too late

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
> HAPPENING CANCELLED
IT WAS JUST SOME FARM WORKER FROM NEPAL

> Zero white deaths
~ Zero white deaths
> Zero white deaths
~ Zero white deaths
> Zero white deaths
~ Zero white deaths

Feels good to be white lads

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Darkest dungeon
Xcom 2

2nd day of lockdown here. I'm starting to feel really anxious and don't know what else to do to keep my mind busy. HELP.

Breast expansion is honestly such a patrician fucking fetish

SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS

I literally heard that though, just trying to corroborate if it was true or not. Maybe you could fill me in then?

>Dwarf Fortress
>Doom mods
>Openxcom
>Coh2
>Daggerfall

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whats an easy way to make some money while im sitting at home
can i become a payed shill
>2 weeks of quarantine because i came back from g*rmany

so did the US announce the lockdown yet? I want this dumb rumor to be true.

money machine go brrrrrrr

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Chinese Plague

SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS

Any news about Arkansas and South Carolina?

>Xcom 2
Based

>Starsector
>Escape from Tarkov
>KSP
>Warframe
>soon Doom and HL:A
ez virus clap

No new numbers..the same as yesterday...wtf...I think its worse than we thought

NOTHINGBURGER BTFO

cozy

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So I finally called my sister who is a Doctor of Pharm regarding if I really should be stocking up on shit paper and ammo, and she and her colleagues are all of the opinion that this virus has existed for 1-2 years already but we only started testing for it in the last few months. Apparently they've been dealing tons of drugs for an upper respiratory illness with precise symptoms on COVID since sometime in 2018 but they were unsure what it was.

Not saying idiots won't create a shortage of supplies though, but they all seem to think this is media created hysteria. Media also ignoring most of the sickmap is old people confined to nursing homes.

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>go fuck yourself

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I miss Gary

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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Michigan State Police Troopers required to have riot gear with them on patrol
>Michigan State Police Troopers required to have riot gear with them on patrol
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>poland is actually a smart country with smart people
wow who would have thought?
eastern europeans are chads who see themselves as dumb morons because someone from western countries has better economy

>vienna is going to shits as we speak
>crying because of literally nothing
kinda have to agree

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Remember to use hand satanizer.

user...gyms aren't closed, I know it's not right to go but I HATE home workouts. What do you think I should do?

I'm not afraid to die. I'm afraid for the people I love to die, specially my parents. I don't want to spread the virus to them.

I know but we can't stop there. Hips, ass and dick need to grow too

mobile.twitter.com/WHO/status/1239581568101945348
WHO damage control

This shit is worse than 9/11. Thousands dead for no good reason, all because those of disgusting fucks and their food markets. China needs to get some serious shit for this.

Iran will be BTFO in a week
>Iran will be BTFO in a week
Iran will be BTFO in a week
>Iran will be BTFO in a week
Iran will be BTFO in a week
>Iran will be BTFO in a week
Iran will be BTFO in a week
>Iran will be BTFO in a week
Iran will be BTFO in a week
>Iran will be BTFO in a week

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El Salvador will soon join this list

huhuhu
normies
ive been doing nothing for years

The new netflix-like plataform supported by Spielberg is starting soong, Quibie or something like that is named. Based on short vids like movies, tv shows and such for smartphones and aimed to zoomers.

Just pointing it out in relation of the coronavirus crisis

Added
I live in Florida and its noticeably absent from the list. Its gonna get bad here

it's too late what is there 1 trooper for every 10,000 people?

>grind Destiny 2 until Doom 5 comes out

play Borderlands 3 good shit

>not requiring them to have hockey gear on

Warcraft 1 - 3
Command and Conquer Games
Dune Games
Basically any RTS & strategy game

Hades.

Feels like shits about to hire the fan soon

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americans were given the important facts, and know they think that the masks don't help.

Watch out we got corona over here

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stay away from everyone

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Me and a few friendos have set up a minecraft server.

Its bullshit but i believe it

rest in peace nepal boomer, he was probably a very hard working man, to go at 80 years old isnt too bad when you think about it

I caught that as well
These shady fucks never release any specific details regarding about children, why leak some children have died from this now?

you should be looking at total cases outside of china. Total cases graph is not representative.

You must stop being a weeb fag and delete your Corona-chan folder. Cure yourself.

WE NEED TO EVEN OUT THE THICC
ALL TITS NO ASS - WORSE
HALF & HALF - GOOD
ALL ASS NO TITS - BAD

Prove it, nigga.

>tfw when logarithmic progression trends to an exponential curve

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>Test every suspected Corona case
No bro he didn't travel to China so why would we test him, are you dumb?

all according to seppuku

Tongue a nigger anus Karen

>in a week
Make it by Friday

Oh no no no..Olga Kurylenko infected. I woud still lick her door knobs if you know what I mean. msn.com/en-us/movies/celebrity/quantum-of-solace-actress-olga-kurylenko-reveals-she-tested-positive-for-coronavirus/ar-BB11eJ6x?OCID=bingcoronaviruslinks

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THEY JUST ADMITED THAT SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
THEY JUST ADMITED THAT SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
THEY JUST ADMITED THAT SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
THEY JUST ADMITED THAT SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
THEY JUST ADMITED THAT SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS
THEY JUST ADMITED THAT SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS

>KUM & GO gas station

Lol

Stay home. Even my MMA gym is closed, and the owner is old school as fuck and usually calls people pussies for not training through illnesses.

Plague Inc.

>I live in Florida and its noticeably absent from the list. Its gonna get bad here
wsj.com/articles/photos-from-shuffleboard-to-spring-break-coronavirus-hardly-slows-down-florida-11584352801

>Feels good to be white lads
>portugal
>white
Calm down, dad

CS:GO player count's surpassing peak on steam charts, and other games approaching highest numbers since release.

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thehindu.com/data/data-indias-coronavirus-testing-rates-are-among-the-lowest-in-the-world/article31077126.ece

I’m pretty pissed with the lack of information/transparency. I might go down to the gemeinde office tomorrow and cough on them.

checked Satan
so you're saying it was the joos? dat tweest

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Me too but this time is compulsory and it just feels different.

Italy number? When?

ASS, HIPS, TITS AND [spoiler]COCK[/spoiler] AND ALL OF THEM LEAKING

isn't this lower respiratory?

Which user is going to make millions off of the "I survived the Corona plague" shirt?

Regionalverkaufsleiter für die Aldi Nord GmbH & Co Kg Regionalgrsellschaft Weyhe hier. Kauft heute noch so viel ein wie ihr kriegen könnt. Hab soeben die Info bekommen, dass die Zentrale in Essen auf eine Anweisung von Merkel wartet ob die Läden die nächsten Tage geschlossen bzw eingeschränkt geöffnet bleiben. Soll heute Abend entschieden werden.

Kein LARP btw.

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Boomer Mitchell is going to end up being right

They already are

Nothing yet

pedrito
kek

Can we get a list of locked down countries too

Italy new total numbers when?

20 mins

fuck yea, I've been playing Halo CE a lot recently. fucking forgot what a nightmare it is on legendary difficulty

If I had the virus I would modify a breathing mask to conceal a water gun and a small tank for my spit then I'd walk around blasting bacteria everywhere.

!!! FEDS THIS POST IS A JOKE !!!

It came from a lab bro

Source

Less than 20 minutes

If the EU doesn't like Russian LP then Portugal should quit being pussies and deregulate offshore drilling.

That's what the whamen from the WHO said.

What a cool way to waste money, at least you're boosting the economy. Preppers are a joke and deserve to die.

>my other name is pedrito
was that a joke motherfucker?

Caliniggers and everyone else in the US were told by the CDC that it is not recommended to wear masks for those that are healthy.
Guess where we are now.
youtube.com/watch?v=4XZ_jxBh-4c

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MI NAME IS PEDRITO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHA

My Ancestry data has only 3 of these available, none of them match.

Am I good?

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>more threads than tanks on the streets of Europe

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kraków's historic centre was almost completely empty during the weekend, I am really amazed

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YES
THE COCK EXPLODING IN A FOUNTAIN OF ECSTASY ONCE 1,000,000 ARE INFECTED
>I'VE MUTATED user

Xcom is basically the current happening but with aliens.

If something have a 99% chance of working out, it actually has 0
And when shit start going south you need to bug out as quick as possible because there won't be a stop to the misery

in ~20min, but does it matter? Italy is done.

by spain, number-wise, i meant

This needs to be a threadly reminder that this is literally SARS 2

It's truly the happening in Denmark. Planes are standing still in the airport. People are staying inside except necessary people for the critical infrastructure. All focus is on the hospitals and everyone seems stressed. Afaik Denmark is in full happening

Soon

Hello tourist

legit get on Alexander Cortes (AJA Cortes) mailing list. He gave out a free home daily workout. All you need are some dumbbells, a pullup bar and a vest or sturdy backpack the workouts are legit. Mark Lobliner is probably going to too.

everybody makes mistakes. You can't blame a country or a race for the outbreak of a new virus. China did an incredibly good job of containing it's spread within their borders once they realized what was going on.

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WHO conference

youtube.com/watch?v=9SSYviES-rI

>THEY JUST ADMITED THAT SOME CHILDREN HAVE DIED BECAUSE OF THIS

WHERE WAS THIS ?
THE NUMBERS
THEY LIE ABOYT THE NUMBERS

Fuck, guess I'll watch jeff's video on it then.

Predict where and when the first revolt happens

Fuck china. Fuck leftist scum. All communist get free copter rides

Taiwan numba 1

Romano, you gotta make that a reality man, please

Tuna and Macaroni mix for me, as I am poorfag, yet even I knew, that finnish government is fucking retarded, with a PM that thinks Green Energy plan would stop Corona-chan from spreading here.

>!!! FEDS THIS POST IS A JOKE !!!
Everything posted on Yas Forums is ironic. Duh.

>told by the CDC that it is not recommended to wear masks for those that are healthy
Why, wtf?

>Not the children
Not the children
>Not the children
Not the children
>Not the children
Not the children
>Not the children
Not the children

How do the hips leak

Hello autist

IQ 70 nigger edition

> global supply chain fucked for the next 6-12-18 months
> trust in ZOG decreasing as "it's justa flu, goyim" is meaningless when all stores are empty
sure thing, nigger, stay in denial

IT WAS SAID EARLIER IN THE STREAM YOU BURGER
HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION

>me rn lads

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yep WHO stream confirmed dead kids and that the "recovered" must be isolated for 2 weeks after they stop showing symptoms because they can still spread it

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I was just going to watch Jeff's video, but appreciate it user I'll look into it.

is there a difference?

Não acredites em tudo que lês na internet haha

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based and coughpilled

holy fuck! Its good that i have food for about a month.

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dumbfuck doesn't understand the difference between mortality rate and case fatality rate.

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A fellow man of culture. How about CoH

Nice concern trolling faggot.

What will you be grooving to?

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youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA
I can feel it.

They can't lie and they can't stay quiet

>EFT

based corona aftermath simulator

Hawaii too,wife just got paid leave for two weeks. Kamehameha Schools starting Spring Break early. Our politicians will probably wait until the last minute to shut stuff down statewide since our industry is heavily based on tourism and many families have both the mom and dad working due to the high cost of living (closed schools = needing baby sitter). We probably have it here already, and being a paramedic I know it’s only a matter of time before I’m going out into some Lombardy-level shit out here.

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>ambulance blasting off in the distance
its the 2nd one this afternoon and my town is quite smol

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twitter.com/vishkanyaaaa/status/1239390914830692352
That's nasty as hell

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> everyday, everyone is assuming they'll revert to normal after the virus is gone
> assuming they'll revert to normal after the virus is gone
>they'll revert to normal after the virus is gone
> to normal after the virus is gone
>the virus is gone
>is gone
>gone
>…

So far he's been right

How can Hong Kong’s numbers be so low?

It's alright, dood. I can promise you that you won't die to the virus. Other people are the real threat....

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>Why, wtf?
Because they literally don't do anything.

Surgical masks aren't filters...

>he doesn't know

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>these masks help with airborne hazards
>wont help you with this airborne hazard though
Double-think is the biggest threat to the western world

Every major city centers and old towns or even main roads are completely deserted

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>tfw no gf to spend lock down with

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>How can Hong Kong’s numbers be so low?
They went to the Madagascar strategy
> SHUT DOWN FUCKING EVERYTHING

argentino bobito.

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I lost the ones from before 100k, does anyone still have them?

THERE
IS
NO
GOD

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I hope she gets a Boris Johnson haircut at 3 million

Sauce?

>video games
>culture

I get why everyone hates us

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I have 4 but 1 matches. rs2048683 (G)
AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

Jesus Christ. I hope Corona Chan purges us of these people.

I don't have the 20k one. Someone post it

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Wait what the fuck? Did they end the fucking stream?

It's a man!

it wouldnt be so great
believe me

comfy

nice feet

>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
archive.is/1EyLc

Link is dead and this is not the case anymore, They just announced that every suspect will be tested.

>Slashing fuel prices during a pandemic
what do they hope to achieve with that?

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ted must've collapsed

Does it spread better or worse in heat?

apparently yes

And the fucking 70k one. FUCK

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WHO Conference
youtube.com/watch?v=ZZIo24BMdJY

>Warframe
good choice

sounds like he came and went

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SARS 2 BOOMER BOOGALOO

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who knows

Why the fuck would she close grocery stores?

ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER
>ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER
ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER
>ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER
ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER
>ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER
ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER
>ATTENTION NEED NEW BAKER

remember to eat licorice and get really /comfy/ my dudes

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You are the biggest piece of shit ever imagine being afraid of the biggest nothing burger in the history of nothing burgers. You stupid hentai fapping faggot. get off the internet now

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When Italy numbers?

See now that mike “I stole my wife’s stock money” cernovich said it I think Pooh flu is a nothingburger

>what do they hope to achieve with that
Stimulate shipping

Playing new vegas

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>reuters.com/article/us-birdflu-germany-idUSKBN2130R7
>Germany confirms case of H5N8 bird flu in poultry farm
>The social affairs and protection ministry in the state of Saxony said the case involved bird flu of type H5N8 found on a farm in Bad Lausick near Leipzig. All poultry on the farm has been slaughtered and a quarantine area set up around it.

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why aren't you donating all your food to old people???

twitter.com/doglab/status/1239304304948903937

I just coughed.
Am I finally kill?

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At least you will not be disappointed. You know who you can count on

ofc video games are culture. Why do you think SJW harpies scream and screech and have to make sure they inect as much SJW inclusive bullshit toxicity into them as they can?

I certainly agree that men would be better off getting video games out of their lives and doing better proactive masculine activities, but to say vgs aren't culture is fucking dumb.

Terrible taste

WHO doesn't know shit except how to promote globalism

>Former fwb, actually trying a relationship wants to take things slow
>Was going to go to lunch Wed
>Everything now locked down
Cant keep hands off eachother in private, so no idea what to do now.

do you have 5 families you know crying they cannot buy essentials? Same fucking retards considering not buying the latest fashion toy for the kid instead of 20 cans of food.

Romanian challenge: they get their half-wage money tomorrow.

Man of culture

TFW you realize CEO's and others paid themselves in stocks and the market crashed.
Even if they sold them off before that will be one hell of a tax bill.

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Ayo FUCK Maryland!