/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2149

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

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>Felt like I had a very mild cold the last few days
>Woke up today with a bad sore throat

RIP

if numbers then all my friends and brothers and their family from Yas Forums will be safe

OFFICIAL /cvg/ ANIME GUIDE

Weebdom is the cure for boredom.

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Massive exponential growth in country with just 2.3 hospital beds/1000, 36th/40 in OECD

>cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-covid-19-coronavirus-monday-1.5498849

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so the southern cone, Peru and Brazil are fucked. do you think Chile will beat Brazil at this rate?

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This is fucking HORRIBLE!!!
I'm scared guys.
What if we don't make any money off of this?
We need to petition the Whitehouse to start a curecoin/foldingcoin alternative!

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>THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING GOING ON RIGHT NOW THATS BEING COVERED UP

The elite are trying to use the epidemic going around to sneak in a very serious bill that would END internet privacy and anonymity. It’s called the EARN IT act. It’s a BIPARTISAN bill. This bill would:

>Allow the government to review every and any private electronic messages (think WhatsApp, Messenger, etc)
>Take away your rights for end-to-end encryption and install a backdoor on any encryption service
>Remove the messaging platforms’ legal exemption for “internet speech” sent across their networks, encapsulated in Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act (CDA)

schneier.com/blog/archives/2020/03/the_earn-it_act.html

amp.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3075438/hopes-coronavirus-vaccine-rise-after-chinese-scientists-find

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amp.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/3075438/hopes-coronavirus-vaccine-rise-after-chinese-scientists-find

>IMMUNITY CONFIRMED

>IMMUNITY CONFIRMED

>IMMUNITY CONFIRMED

HAPPENING CANCELLED

NO DEATHS IN PEOPLE UNDER 30 IN ITALY AND IMMUNITY CONFIRMED

OFFiCIALLY A NOTHING BURGER

GO HOME

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I've prepped from the beginning. I bought masks at home depot back in january when all the shelves are full. I bought enough food to last me a year. I lost sleep about this all through February. I WANT there to be a happening so badly. I want the world to shut down indefinitely, but I don't think it's happening. Seems like only a handful of places are going to get hit and not much anywhere else and outside of Hubei it's not going to destroy society. I'm sad guys. This really is overhyped and I'm not even trolling with I say I think that Boomer Mitchell guy might end up being right. Give me some good news that this is happening because I don't see it anymore, I just see all hype and bootlickers

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>me rn lads

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>this post again

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We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
Keep smiling through
Just like you always do
'Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
So will you please say hello
To the folks that I know
Tell them I won't be long
They'll be happy to know
That as you saw me go
I was singing this song
We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
Keep smiling through
Just like you always do
'Til the blue skies
Drive the dark clouds far away
So will you please say hello
To the folks that I know
Tell them it won't be long
They'll be happy to know
That as you saw me go
I was singin' this song
We'll meet again
Don't know where
Don't know when
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day

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>there's only 5 people infected in a 40 million country with 100 000 people working abroad trust me goy!

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For Fucks sake you're still posting this

Going all in, great time to buy.

Markets already up from opening positions.

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How much does China pay you to say this?

>cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-covid-19-coronavirus-monday-1.5498849
if you kill the virus, it wins

srf.ch/news/schweiz/aktuelle-infos-zum-virus-der-bundesrat-informiert-um-17-uhr
Medpacks have finally shut down

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Is not anyone else really being impressed with how Xi handled the virus

TELL STYX TO FLATTEN THE CURVE, AND TALK TO JOHN CAMPBELL

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and that's a good thing.

After Brazil confirmed community transmission authorities decided to stop testing for covid-19, they'll only do that for critical cases to try to track any possible virus mutation.

Otherwise they're telling people to stay inside, if they have flu-like symptoms just stay inside til you're better, but if you develop shortness of breath you should go to a hospital.

Are we doomed?

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martial law, governors across the nation are essentially calling for it. the only way to beat this thing really.

A bat flaps its wings in Wuhan and there is a shitstorm in Lombardi. That's chaos.

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how hard is it to become polish citizen?

why are they closing the borders?
Diversity is our strength! OPEN THE BORDERS!

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BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

CORONAVIRUS CURES FINALLY FOUND!

WE ARE SAVED!!!

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Tiananmen Square 1989 massacre

beautiful white woman you've got there!

it's so tiresome
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>tldr?

Nothing burger

Why do you retards not take the recovered cases away from the infected. Nearly half of the 170k infected have recovered.

Nothingburger.

Brazil will be the new Wuhan

right now if you don't have a polish wife or a kid here you can fuck off, border closed

There's people and monkeys immune to HIV, and it still didn't help them make a vaccine against it.

MORE THREADS THAN WHITE DEATHS

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>6k people dead because of stronger-than-usual strain of flu in 3 (THREE!) months
>OH NOOOOOO IT'S HAPPENING, BUY ALL THE TP AND CANNED BEANS!!!!

Yeees, yees, keep panicking, goyim.....

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I requested this last thread but I found it, so instead I'll share it with the rest of you.
apparently it's more effective if you take something called an "expectorant" which loosens mucus, especially in the lungs, so you can cough it up better. common expectorants include licorice, menthol, and eucalyptus oil. post other bits and pieces to improve your odds, even if only a bit.
good luck out there, anons

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>cases confirmed in my county
>all events are closed
>was thinking maybe work won't be as bad now
>EVERYONE is now stopping by work
>"oh this city might get quarantined, so i want to do my shopping now"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT OUT OF WAGEKEK HELL I SWEAR TO GOD IM NEVER GETTING A JOB IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY AGAIN

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be funny if he got banned from twitter for spreading misinformation about corona

mfw when im in Ontario

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It's that herd immunity.

Italians exasperated by the Martian law committing suicide by methane explosion:
youtube.com/watch?v=OSwgcZJpLQI&feature=emb_title

THIS PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
PANDEMIC
>PANDEMIC
He's said it again

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>It’s that too, but if you have no experience with masks or aseptic technique than you legitimately will be wasting the mask since you’ll probably touch your face or some stupid shit without realizing it.
wearing a mask makes you less likely to touch your mucous membranes. what are you talking about? Moreover, even basic surgical masks makes a huge difference in likelihood of inhaling contaminated droplets, even though they are not close to having an airtight seal. it's not difficult to wear a surgical mask.

search pandemic bonds

like this is a bad thing lol

Arrest fucker#1 behind this. #2 to follow
cnbc.com/amp/2020/01/23/george-soros-warns-trump-of-potential-economic-doom-before-election.html

Rate my lockdown supplies

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FRANCE TELLS PEOPLE TO STOP TAKING

IBUPROFEN

IT AGGRAVATES THE VIRUS AND MAKES IT STRONGER.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Because we all know how jews profit from crashing the world economy, amirite?

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how can one man be so openly retarded?

My father and grandfather are Polish citizens so i wouldn't even have to learn the language to become citizen. so f u

based

We don't know if the number of cases are leveling off like they say and I distinctly remember hearing that China was skewing numbers by not testing and different shit like that. I won't believe what China says.

looks neat, but the flag means you'll probably die anyway

>but if you develop shortness of breath you should go to a hospital.
Your lungs are ruined by this point.
It will be too late.

>images (42).

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t. economylet

>b-b-but the news said the study is fake news so you need to take ibuprofen for sure

Mom keeps a neat pantry. Kudos.

i just woke up and my water is running real low. the faucets are extremely weak. are these signs of turning the water off? im in LA

but nigger, I AM WHITE

The EU wants to block all flights outside of europe to europe.

That plus the national lockdowns should be enough to get to a south korea level

Is that legit though?

The Ukraine does not even have an economy.

Globalization

Sure would be a shame if a bunch of people reported him. Twitter is banning accounts for coronavirus misinformation left and right.

Reminder GRU is full of fags.

>Chinese tea
dead

Can we send all the arrivals from 2015+ home now?
Syria can't be that bad.

The most nigger tier shit I've seen all day. Someone sent that to me and I got mad and told them to fuck off with their fake news.

>I can bet my anal virginity
Tell me more about it, Ivan.

DEAR /CVG/

i need help making my TactiCool gear setup for when shit hits the fan.

ADD SOME COOL (and cheap) itesm for me to get

pic related is my first buy

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With their favelas it's hard to tell
>UMA DELICIA

get out shill zhang

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Recovered with lifelong lung scarring yeah sounds great

>all essential government services are now closed
>i will become citizen rn user!
yes

"In light of recent events, the most important thing we can do is give more military assistance to Israel and double our food aid to Africa."

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Have the UKs numbers been released for today? Heard a rumor there were over 150 new cases

>Chinese scientists......
Discarded

How is this guy so retarded

reminder that Greenland is coof

sermitsiaq.ag/saa-sketecoronavirus-i-groenland

Based and crooner pilled

pressure drop

underrated post also checked

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Disgusting

You're already a citizen of Poland retard

there's no doubt that China will pay for this. Just give it a couple of more weeks when most of the world has been personally affected by this in some shape or form, hatred towards the bugmen will be uncontrollable

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>4000km away from home
>completely at the mercy of companies, other people, and the government to help me prep
>if shops shut down by the time I'm home, I'm fucked
>if the people I paid to buy me food decide to loot my house, I'm fucked
>if the postal service shuts down, none of the supplies I ordered will make it to my door, and I'm fucked
>if my plane gets grounded halfway to home I'm fucked
At least if civilization ends I can be in charge of my own life.

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Bulletproof vest for sure because otherwise that get-up will get you killed instantly.

Surgical masks do not spread infection. That's stupid.
Surgical masks DO NOT protect the wearer, but rather those around the wearer.

If you want something to save you, then you need a respirator (not a mask).

Can anyone explain how the new New Jersey curfew where you can't go out between 8 pm and 5 am is going to help? Don't go out when the crowds are small and your chance of getting infected is smaller than during the day when everyone is shopping and going to work?

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WHAT ARE ITALY'S NEW NUMBERS!?!??!

MIRACLE PILL AND KITCHEN TREATMENTS

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I want to believe

Madagascar SOON

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i dont remember the last time this happened, am i being paranoid?

t.shitalian

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Just heard about this today. Is it too late to get supplies?

better start mapping how you'll walk there

You know it's over when:

The tv replays people sneezing on each other.

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I have liver problems and can’t take acetaminophen... I have to take ibuprofen

even the fucking warehouses are running out of food

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Sounds normal for third world LA

in less than 1 hour

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now being reported in all outlets

They state "More research into it is needed"

Just avoid the shit areas like brampton or Toronto

Lol. Enjoy doing nothing.

>Don't go out when the crowds are small
What kind of sleepy town shithole do you live in where everyone is at home by 8pm

It's going to be bad.

Yesterday was a 50% fatality rate.

I heard from friends at the pentagon that LA is going to start military quarantine processes in the next 48 hours. Can any other anons verify if they've heard this?

>thread becoming more instigated with disinfo and falseflagging

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>tacticool
You’ll be dead in 2 days

Martial law coming to Finland in two days.

Government just held a public hearing.

>6k dead people in the world of 8 billion
>Over the course of 3 months
>Most of them are chinks, anyway
>The death rate is laughably low for ages U50

You NEET's and incels need to find a job and get laid

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Dude why are you wasting your money on overpriced shit like saupiquet and seeberger?

government will start forcing farmers to work

user that was from the UK that thinks he might of had it in here?

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investing.com/indices/major-indices

So beautifull, everything is red. Finally goes down, will it stop ?

Old news, it's just an article summarizing the non-peer reviewed research journal regarding the monkeys being not reinfected after weeks of experimentation. This author considers that immunity is there because no reinfection occurred with the monkeys. Immunity is not certain, as there are different strains that can mutate over a period of time.

source:
biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.13.990226v1

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Pretty sure they already closed down their only port.

That's not due to a happening, it's due to hysteria. There's nothing happening in fact. Can't wait till it all dies down and you realize how boring it all is.

I now believe CVG is a shilled psy op on Yas Forums. It's a minor happening but one that's being used to test. This is just like Kony

British army is building field hospitals in the UK for the first time since WW2.

Excruciating cope

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They reinjected the SAME strain on the monkeys. Even their conclusions are just mm-m-maybe...

Until late many people go to dinner outside and there's also the disco and those kind of venues, if you don't know, they're pretty packed at night until morning with after parties.

That's good green tea. And about a year old, so prolly virus-free.

how does a brainlet like myself get into the stock market? not gonna ask Yas Forums as i have at least 1 braincell laying around.
are any of the phone apps good? im a cheap cunt and wanna put a 20 in and get 2000 back if the world doesnt go full mad max.
possible?

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>PEK-ANNUSS

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Gather what water you can, bring it to boiling temp and store it in the fridge. Use any container you can.

What new gibs will Canada introduce? It took me 8 weeks for my EI claim to be processed and now they're looking at 500,000 plus applications.

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few possible cases: broken pipe, fire fighter fighting fire near you or problem in pumping station

Amazing how these race traitor globalist boomer fuckers can quickly close their borders over a virus but not when millions of invaders flock in.

italy has lower deaths today.
Pray yesterday was the peak

It's nice to have a grown-up in charge!

>have job
>get laid
>still a happening
i don't see the issue

My Ancestry data has only 3 of these available, none of them match.

Am I good?

>Stacy
Hi babe

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Actual lurkers, take note of this here CCP-shill.
The attempts at "trolling Yas Forums" are real, and pangolin-eating fucks like this are proof of it.
Be wary of gas-lighting through effort-posting, and always consider the intention behind one's message.

Ching ching chong, you fucking noodle-nigger

Well its kinda comfy. Drinking wine, playing rimworld. Gun at my side

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lol, old potato photo is old. That warehouse does not have post 2006 NFPA sprinklers.

Nice larp faggot.

No deaths under 30
Ok m8

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>my sides

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source on the motive?
otherwise it was accidental and you're a massive faggot

This is Yas Forums in March 2021

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>2 days before they develop symptoms

he's not wrong

MY FAST FOOD WAGIE JOB ISN'T GONNA STOP I'M GOING TO DIE OF THE FUCKING COOF FOR SOME GREEDY CEO

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If you want 1000% your only play is buying calls right before a microcap pharma moons, so basically go read a book nigger

Martta-laki

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about to go stock at Walmart in an hour or so. the stores are closing at 11pm EST now, and stores in surrounding metropolitan areas are shutting down due to on hand shortages. I'm fucked some of these small town niggers reek of days old filth and have never taken showers.

i did this last week, filled some buckets with faucet water and whatever water bottle container i could find
>broken pipe
dont tell me this shit, i just installed a new water filter

The 2nd wave cometh.

how long until we get the first kino about the current happenings? some good movies came out of the 2008 financial crisis

Your moms knickers so I can sniff them, bust a nut in them and sneak them back into the mix amongst her clean ones.

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>Mom keeps a neat pantry. Kudos
Thanks, but little ol' me did all by myself.
Chili and tuna for protein.
Everything else is fat.
The most carbs are in the 100g dark chocolate bars, but still under 15g carbs per bar.

Styx is live talking Corona
youtube.com/watch?v=N1XrxuPNmko

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More name brand retailers will help you in the fight against the virus! Just don't ask for toilet paper and other highly selective items.
Get hype for virus testing from Walmart!

Wow, sure is a good time to be a monkey

> no dragon dildo
ngmi

Is China lying about COVID being halted there?

The rapefugees will only rape and kill the plebs, Corona-chan loves everyone equally. That's the only reason why.

natural selection
maybe you should've had a better liver

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r8 my stash incels

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No deaths under 30 in delevoped nations.

based as fucking fucks

Which one of you fags is this?

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Lol no.

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reposting:
not sure if i had it or not. our country won't test you unless you had contact with someone going to an affected country or go to the hospital.

>prior to day 1: more coughing than usual.
>day 1: feel ok in the morning around lunch time get strong post nasal drip and feeling a bit nauseous. buy week's worth of food anticipating that im coming down with sickness
>day 2: wake up and i'm ill. very sore throat, blocked nose, low fever, headache, muscle pains. able to get up and do stuff like walk around and cook. lots of sputum, some is blood streaked.
>day 3: still ill. coof developing, in the evening my chest feels tight but no shortness of breath or difficulty breathing, right lung aches if i breath in deeply. still able to get up and do stuff and vacuumed my room but it left me quite tired. some sputum and some blood streaked
>day 4: muscle pain and sore throat gone. everything else still there. coof becoming quite bad, eventually lung pain subsides. still able to get up and do stuff. a little bit of sputum.
>day 5: most symptoms gone, very infrequent coof. lungs feel ok and no longer tight. lymph node aching and mild headache, but largely fine. one bit of sputum

so was this coronavirus? I'm hesitant to call it a cold because usually colds dont come with muscle pain and lung tightness. hesitant to call it a flu because usually the flu fever fucks me up way worse than this and i never got lung problems from a flu.
need to self isolate till friday according to the government, regardless of what it was.

Well we have known for a long time that people can spread corona asymptomatically.

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God, i love these "pretend it's the appocalypse" threads.
I was a big fan of the ebola "pandemic", wonder what the next one will be

UK says peak won't be for another 10-14 weeks as evidence strongly indicates warmer weather does nothing but strengthen the virus.

They originally expected peak to be 3 weeks from now.

no you aren't.
fuck off, we're full

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god I wish that was me

I heard that in the next 2 day Trump is going to lock down the country. no stores will be open at all. had 2 friends in the govt tell me this. its going to happen.

nobody will touch them until we're able to make our own pharma and masks.
Otherwise there would've been nukes flying already

>Surgical masks DO NOT protect the wearer, but rather those around the wearer.
Wrong. Even a cheap surgical mask can help lower inhalation of aerosols (e.g. if someone sneezes close to you).

for the normal fingol this will change nothing. altough if alko shuts down....

LOOKING FOR QT TO SHARE QUARANTINE WITH

I HAVE FOOD AND WATER

I ALSO HAVE A SMALL PENIS

I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE

YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE FOOD WHEN YOUR CHAD COMES AND KILLS ME

I DIDN'T POISON ANYTHING I SWEAR

feels surreal lads. it's a ghost town. how long till this shit isn't cleared up in two weeks and riots start?

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today I :
worked out
eat like 5 or 6 times already
fapped three times
slept...

This is getting boring.
And it's only my first day of lockdown.
What do you guys do for fun ?

>looks neat, but the flag means you'll probably die anyway
I live on the 3rd floor of an apartment building.
I'm hoping the virus is spread by droplets, which are heavy and will stay near the ground.
If the virus is aerosolized and can spread on the wind, then my maskless face is dead, just like you said.

Styx is downplaying this and giving a false sense of security to his audience. Very irresponsible. I downvoted and reported him.

Blessed Bill.

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absolutely

daily reminder that there is no virus
it's 5g 60Gh radiation poisoning
both wuhan and that line cruiser have them

spainanon, take care man. i wish you the best

>store shelves empty
>stonk market tanking
>normies going hysterical
>be me
>sitting at home
>playing vidya
>working on project car
>banging gf nightly
>making babies to repopulate the Earth
>staying comfy
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

king of israel

Auchan is Italian

TFW
>Don't have to work because of the virus
>Don't have to pay for rent because of the virus
>Don't have to pay for parking my car because of virus
>Don't have to pay off my loans because of the virus

why are you people complaining so much?

Better to take nothing and just ride out the virus.
Why create medical complications because you are a wuss?

There's only two countries in denial about this. Japan and Britain.

The Japs don't want to admit how severe the situation is because they don't want to jeopardise the summer olympics. While our government is in denial because they are terrified of slowing economic growth during our Brexit trade talks with the EU. The result of inaction will be a disaster for both countries.

>altough if alko shuts down
They swore to secure the most critical public institutions so

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>If the virus is aerosolized and can spread on the wind, then my maskless face is dead, just like you said.
RIP Hans Al-Almani

Kind of disappointed in the memes ngl

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Thank you, good sir! +1 internet for you

>Chad Legault has been taking drastic actions since last Thursday
>40 cases in Quebec so far (I'm expecting an update to 60 at the end of the day)

>Cuck Trudeau doesn't do shit until today
>Ontario already has 4 times the amount Quebec has

By the way, why is Trudeau still allowing fucking tourists (which most of them are chinks) to come here despite literally everything being closed? And why is it Montreal's staff who's responsible to tell said tourists to get quarantined at their airport when it should have been the federal's responsability?

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The guy that posted this must be feeling retarded now.

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>HOPRRKIG

bazat si rosupastilat

what is this phenotype called?

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play some vidya.

That's right

Your Russian VPN doesn't hide your o vious bullsh8t CCCP propaganda. If you all hasn't started literally the same say China first fabricated, maybe this lie wouldn't be quite so obvious.

This post screams reddit, can you figure out why?
Hunt: it’s not just one thing.

Why do people keep forgetting
>the virus is SARS-CoV-2
>which causes the incurable disease COVID-19

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> OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
WE GOT COCKY PORTUBROS!

> 80 years old died of respiratory complications
Still waiting for his name to make a full determination of whether he is actually white.

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All of the normfags are here because they finally believe its not a nothingburger

swiss army mobilized to help dealing with crisis.

rts.ch/info/suisse/11166687-le-conseil-federal-va-communiquer-de-nouvelles-mesures-a-17h.html

It's going to be extra funny when the stock markets recover and no one bought the dip.

time for your meds

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>how long till this shit isn't cleared up in two weeks and the riots start
>this shit isn't cleared up in two weeks
>isn't cleared up in two weeks
>in two weeks
>two weeks

> t.boomer

>no sports
>can't go to the movies
>favorite restaurant closed

People that have friends and a have sex are understandably upset, Jakub

2 hours until Boris comes on national tv to announce no closures, travel restrictions or lockdowns

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kek, nice

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>portguese
>actually white

Honestly dogshit. Split that into day and how many actual days meals do you have?

Who invented this wishlist?

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The irony is that I don't use reddit at all, but you're not wrong.

Well done fine netizen.

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same advice here.

FIRST DEATH HERE
AAAAAAAAA

>can't go to the movies

so i can sit in crowded theater with people laughing and shouting at the screen? no thank you

GUYS WHY IS TEDROS COUGHING SO MUCH?!
>GUYS WHY IS TEDROS COUGHING SO MUCH?!
GUYS WHY IS TEDROS COUGHING SO MUCH?!
>GUYS WHY IS TEDROS COUGHING SO MUCH?!
GUYS WHY IS TEDROS COUGHING SO MUCH?!
>GUYS WHY IS TEDROS COUGHING SO MUCH?!
GUYS WHY IS TEDROS COUGHING SO MUCH?!
>GUYS WHY IS TEDROS COUGHING SO MUCH?!

is this nigger pretending this is not the exact opposite of what he was saying 2 weeks ago?

The Chad.

ive had bad colds before with muscle aches, just throwing that out there

Switzerland lockdown confirmed.

Half Portubro here.

Pressing F to pay respects to Tio Portubro

F

youtube.com/watch?v=CHHCJFiDoR4&ab_channel=CNBCTelevision

MIKEY COOF COOF

>so i can sit in crowded theater with people laughing and shouting at the screen? no thank you

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Cuomo was calling for a dictatorship

it's the minimum quarantine length. somehow I doubt we will come to a resolution and people will start to lose their patience with the jew governments

Jesus.

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Tallinn burning

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*booooop*
*booooop*
>Hello, thank you for calling the Redpilled Company. Who is speaking, please?
It's me. Can I get the based department?
>Patching you through now.
*hold music*
*click*
Uhhh, hello? Based department?
>You're through to the based department, can we help you?
Yeah... you're going to want to see this...

I'm eating chocolate right now and my throath feels like burning. It means chocolate is curing the virus or I'm just dying faster?

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got yo back greatest ally stiff upper rigor mortis

thanks man, y-you too

Cata hartie igienica a cumparat acest razboinic post-apocaliptic?

>Dude why are you wasting your money on overpriced shit like saupiquet and seeberger?
I shop at REWE. These are the regular brand names.

It's going to be worse once the 8M feminists start display symptoms.

dont worry jews have plans for you too Polishbro

It's gonna be absolute fucking mayhem when it hits south america hard. We have a reasonably responsive health system. Even with retarded polititians at charge we can sustain some hits, but they are already on the psath of destruction: argentina is doubling every 3 days, the same for brazil, peru...

He sweating too.

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I think it means you should stop sucking cock.

Stop having sex

WE ARE ALL FUCKING DEAD

Look at the actions of the biggest european countries.

We are heading towards complete martial law lockdown, no one enters, no one leaves

this is it, the ultimate happening not seen since the second world war

TFW nothing will happen
The damn Germans already found a vaccine also it seems the Aussies got it too. Sadly all the Yas Forums larping is 99% fake the death ratio is ridiculous low is just mass panic.
Don't get me wrong, I would have loved this to be the end as much as you guys, something different in our times for once finally happening... total chaos, social colapse, a radical change of society paradigms, a new order with zero tolerance to degeneracy, no more PC, a restoration of old school values, the end of feminism, put the women in their places at home back to basic, restoration of the family, etc... essentially get back all the things the kikes tampered.
But NO! This is not our time to shine, this is not a call to arms, not either an opportunity to fight for greatness... wistfully, in 6 months top this will be completely over and nobody will even remember it, all the depressing modern vapid world will go on spinning and shadow nihilism will prevails.

Poor animal biosecurity practices, it's how we got bird and swine flu from them. They need to stop feeding a bunch of animal's shit to each other. Even if this one is a released bioweapon we're due for another pandemic from their animal filth. Other third world countries don't play Noah's shitfilled ark in their markets.

>nuh uh!
Yup. Reddit

It means your a dumbass

Is someone making a shit ton of money on these tests? Is it some jew?

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That rooks very very dericious, yum!

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Congratulations. You found the 45th vaccine this month.

lol people inconvenienced for two weeks. aren't there YEARS of sports and movies recorded they can watch?

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>China: It's a nothingburger but quarantine yourself and the infected areas need to be cleansed by fire before being inhabited again.
>USA: It's a nothingburger, go back to work, look we're even making a vaccine despite having been working on this for 40 years
>Canada: OOF
>Germany: It's not so CLOSE EVERYTHING
>Hungary: Help
>Britian: Keep calm and get infected, wait, I mean, run for it
>Internet voice 1: HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS BIOWEAPON WMD DIRTY GOOKS
>Internet voice 2: Peepee poopoo society collapses
>Internet voice 3, slightly more schizophrenic: ITS ALL PREDICTED THE TRANNY TOLD US IN 2016
>Internet voice 4, complete schizo: It's a nothingburger
>Autist: It's a nothingburger look at this bill guy
I'm seeing some similarities here between our governments and these shills im not so sure I like

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY MOST VALUABLE SHILL

does she put something over her nipples when she goes to the tanning bed?
disgusting

who.int/dg/who-headquarters-leadership-team
>all these diversity hires

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>Amazing how these race traitor globalist boomer fuckers can quickly close their borders over a virus but not when millions of invaders flock in.
Yeah, strange that.

You're absolutely right, It literally took me getting lockdown to reach the same point. There are no coincidences in 2020, even less of this apocalyptic magnitude

JOIN
THE
HERD

>borders closed
>time expires
>borders don't reopen
>i-it's to prevent the virus from spreading more, it's still not contained!
>in reality it's to stop all nigger immigration and have an excuse