ITS HAPPENING

I only poop once every three days and that poop requires a whole roll to wipe till white. Gonna start jumping in the shower after pooping because of this though

So glad I picked up ammo the other day. Even though it's cheap 9mm made for plinking

Of course they'll deny this.
Announcement of a quarantine would cause a huge fucking run on the stores...when they're already out of shit now.

I go through one of these per shit on average. Yes, you have to use more per wipe because it's single ply, but it's cheaper to buy wholesale

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>Announcement of a quarantine would cause a huge fucking run on the stores...when they're already out of shit now.
How are you supposed to enforce a quarantine without announcing it first, jackass?

WHEN WILL YOU SHEEPLE WAKE UP AND REALIZE IT IS JUST A FUCKING FLU?

How much of this country and this economy are you going to let the liberal media destroy? Can you not see they will stop at nothing to get this president out? I mean look at this, they are destroying America over couple weeks because of the flu. I just can't even.

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crohn's disease

My dad is a plumber at Nintendo: the post.

Only dipshits and ghetto trash aren't prepped by now. So, I'm assuming this is a load of shit.

I wish
I would love a two week staycation

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The 14 day thing is like how they say your flight is 30 minutes delayed.

And then 5 hours later you're finally boarding.

Lol...the flu doesnt drop you dead in the street...convulsing like a epileptic.

fake and gay

A load of shit just flew over my house

There are 1.3 BILLION communist chinese. When you have that many people some of them are just going to drop dead while others happen to be recording them. YOU HAVE NO PROOF IT IT IS CORONA VIRUS RELATED. Probably just a heart attack from living in that communist shithole.

WASH YOUR PINGAS

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Checked. Likely, my city are all inside now...you were always next

it's for fapping faggot

Is a Western politician gonna actually close the borders for once?!

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How did America go from the heyday of the 1950s to a conspiracy theorizing shithole?

Wont work. 14 days isnt enough. We need 60 days at least otherwise it's a waste of time and we will be back here a week after it ends

Yeah I bet you fucking alarmist. Suck my fucking dick, and quit tugging at yours you goddamn tool

That's funny cause my pothead sister text me the same stupid shit last night. Except her source is a friend of a friend at the Whyte house. Sage fag.

>My uncle works at Nintendo

Hello burger idiots. You're like Yas Forums and Yas Forums, you never listen until its too late. This is not just a flu, thats something you mumble to yourselves cause youre beta and sensible and cant accept reality. You cant handle fear.

This being said, this 'flu' causes an immunodeficit similar to HIV/AIDS progression. After this is acquired its difficult to recover 100%. Dont be idiots and protect yourselves even if you believe this is not true. Im sure Trump will declare a soft Martial Law but he hesitates in the way to proceed only because he doesnt want to bring more panic to the markets.

Do whatever you want with this info, but for sure you will end up locked up in your homes for atleast 15 days.

If true, don't buy bread - buy flour, yeast, sugar and butter. Bread is easy to make and so much better. Peanut Butter and Jelly keeps. Some lunch meat.

Lick a toilet tough guy...

America quarantining only now?

>in Italy they let one family member per
household...”
Bullshit

The man on the TV said is larp.

You need a fiber supplement or start eating more apples... at least 2 a day or one orange but eat the peel too.

This.

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

It's fine for shooting cans. You know, Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...

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We already went through this last night. It's fake.

>can't trust the media
>can't trust citizen journalists because of faggots like OP
>can't trust anybody

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My normal life is being "quarantined", I have no problem staying indoors unless some government pukes tell me I have to, then you can bet your ass I am going outside.

Shut up you frightened old boomer. Nothing is happening. Enjoy your lifetime supply of groceries that you’ll never need.

We cannot do anything about it.

I wish this nigger would hurry up I was just told I have to go back to work tomorrow I work for a municipal government probably got to help administer drive through testing

>What is Orban
Still I hope

Nothing ever happens you fucking faggots.

shit already happening here in spain 15 days.

is happening here in europe you fucking dumb mutt

Are you burgers ACTUALLY expecting to get away WITHOUT A FUCKING QUARANTINE?

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say it with me, Yas Forums...

M A R S H A L L

L A W

>M A R S H A L L
martial

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It would not work.

You really expect the government to kill people over this?

Because that is what it would come to.

Of course I don't expect it to work, not with all the niggers and goblins in your country, the whites&Asians would of course stay indoors.
Just like they do everywhere else.

Marshall Mathers

To all of you who have put up with me, I thank you. You put up with my shenanigans for a few months now. Me constantly posting things about the Confederacy was probably annoying.

Due to certain information I have come across I have found it necessary to write an official letter of secession, and I suggest you do the same. I can't exactly tell you why you'd want to, but I'm going to tell you that it involves this virus and it's going to get REALLY FUCKING BAD. Only together can we get through this and rebirth the Confederacy.

I ask that you all stock up on supplies, food, water, medicine, clothes, blankets, ammunition, weapons. Stockpile everything, and no toilet paper isn't important, use a fucking leaf from outside.

Although I've likely never met any of you, I can say without a shadow of a doubt and from the bottom of my heart that I love you guys. Throughout these troubles you guys have been there, although cussing me out and belittling me the entire time, you've been there. I pray for all of you and all of us. May God bless you and see you through.

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yeah it's true my mom works at the CDC and she said that internet will be shut down tonight to stop the spread of disinformation

>ad hominem
lawl

>to be this new
lurk more

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Now if THAT happens, well...you're talking a revolution.

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>lurk
ok

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