Post your stockpiles

Yes

good luck i hid them inside my walls

>a weeks worth of toilet paper (7 rolls)
You use 1 roll a day?

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I have like 10 frozen pizzas, 4 cans of soup, 3kg of flour and 5kg of noodles. Might be a bit bland after a while, but it should last me for like 3 weeks.

one roll is enough
if you think a roll a day doesn't sound like much then you may want to see a doctor

Olive oil is going to those cans of spinach and shove them up your ass and then Pluto is going to ass fuck them into your pancreas. Uck uck uck uck.

2 jars of CRUNCHY peanut butter
9 rolls of toilet paper
5 rolls of paper towels
1 frozen pizza
1 bag of frozen tendies

I put some focus on canned beverages:
-Tomato juice (Campbell's, 50mg of Vitamin C)
-V8
-Canned pineapple juice (big cans)
-Jumex Guava juice
-Jumex Mango juice
-UHT Milk (bought ovaltine too)
-Apple juice in little cartons

Things I am canning myself:
-Chili
-Beans
-Pork and beans
-Applesauce
-Potatoes
-Carrots
-Green beans

Canned meats:
-Deenz
-Herring
-Chicken
-Tuna
-Salmon
-Potted meat product
-Tuna & cracker snacks

Dry Starches
-Pasta
-Rice
-Barley
-Oats
-Flour

Nuts:
-Peanuts
-Sunflower seeds
-Pistachios
-Peanut butter

Other:
-Canned fruit
-Pudding
-Granola bars
-Clam chowder
-Raisins
-Chicken a la king

....etc.

I use a roll a week.

I haven't, since i i'm not a dumb goyim

>a weeks worth of toilet paper (7 rolls)
This new meme stopped being funny yesterday.

You literally look like you just stocked up yesterday by maxing out your credit card. Smart...you’ll still be paying for that peanut butter 10 years from now. Limp prep and no AR???? LOL! That pea shooter isn’t gonna scare me 200 yards away with my optics aided rifle.

you just need this

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>dat whey
good to see a fellow Yas Forumsposter's gains protected.

as for me, my major shit is:

>55lbs whey powder, various flavors
>40lbs dried beans/chickpeas/lentils
>30lbs rice
>24lb peanut butter
>14lbs oatz (not enough imo but stores are getting occasional refills)
>4 lbs lard, 4 lbs coconut oil, about 1 gallon olive oil and 1 gal canola oil
>6 cans trader joes whole bean coffee
>60 rolls TP

Seems like a lot but I have a wife and 3 little kids. I am having to ration TP because my 9 yo son does massive shits, and my younger ones are not very disciplined.

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we cant all afford a bidet
the normies will be repeating it across facebook and reddit for the next few months

I like your pantry organization skills, user. Very cozy.

Sad cunt. Proper fucking sad. Sort yourselves out.

kek for real
The user that did the Jew oven rendition was fuckin funny tho

>I have a pantry
Good job?

How gay

>60 rolls TP
>wife and 3 kids
a 2 week supply then
thats not enough

im sorry i cant seem to stop

Don't eat them, we don't need another weird ass shit virus.

>You have already prepped, right?
for what? the flu we get every single year is way more dangerous, yet i never prepped for that. or did i miss something?

this gives me comfort

never ever post your prep here
shills are looking for retards posting smartphone photos with exif info in them

MAP UPDATE
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Gay af bro you either have to be a complete faggot or a wamen to organize your pantry like you suck so much dick

100 cans of tuna, 100lbs of combined rice, pasta and beans, 100l of water, 10lbs of powder milk, 200 rols of tp, tons of butter, mayo, ketchup, flour, pasta souce, 50lbs of meat. Etc

>all these faggy shelves
all my shit is stashed in a root cellar with 5+ year old pickled meats and sauces, nature keeping it all cool and edible
>post pic
fuck you. no one gets to see what I have stockpiled.

Clean up your pantry bucko

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Yas Forums doesnt have exif, no?

Nice try fema
>In June 1994, Bill Clinton issued Executive Order 12919, also known as the “National Defense Industrial Resources Preparedness” which allows the Federal government to seize all food and water resources from the public and private sector. The order describes the confiscation of food resources as “all commodities and products that are capable of being ingested by either human beings or animals…at all stages of processing.” In this order, the confiscation of water resources relates to “all usable water, from all sources, within the jurisdiction of the United States, which can be managed, controlled, and allocated to meet emergency requirements.”
>In March 2012, Barack Obama signed Executive Order 13603, better known as the “National Defense Resources Preparedness” which enables the Federal government to confiscate and re-distribute all potable water, food, and whatever resources are necessary to protect the United States during a state of emergency.

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 8 rolls per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 224 rolls a week. Over 6,720 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Just took this shit

Comments?

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>you are gay for not being a dirty nigger
stop trying so hard to be macho

Did you know that you can actually roll paper off the toilet paper roll and you can rip off individual sheets? You don't have to jam the entire roll between your cheeks every time.

>1/3 of your prep is paper towels and the rest is a partially stocked pantry
stale pasta, kys

based and shitpilled

user, why is all that food stacked up in your pantry when it should be packed away in the bed of your 4x4?

Are you Mormon by any chance?

>for what? the flu we get every single year is way more dangerous, yet i never prepped for that. or did i miss something?

>ACKSHULLY FLU THIS YEAR IS WAY MORE DEADLY LOL

That's just because flu season is almost over so all the deaths that are gonna happen from flu mostly already happened. We're just at the start of coronachan, but exponential behavior being what it is, it will get worse VERY quickly.

>Why is there hamburger helper in my coffee?

>Went to local grocery
>accross the street from wal mart
>find spam in stock
>buy 30 cans

Feels good man

as a german i find this pretty hot t b h

here, have some american degeneracy in return

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I like to drop a quick no-wiper outside

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this kind of international cooperation is what will defeat coronavirus. we're gonna make it frens.

All you need

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god I wish that were me

i dont know man. aryans seem to be immune to that shit. the numbers say its actually pretty harmless.

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based

You're a women or a trans in a women's bathroom.

You wish you were an obese omega cuck whose sole intimacy was in the form of humiliation and abuse from a 5/10 roastie womanlet for e-bucks and camwhore fame?
She doesn't even kiss him on the mouth for fuck's sake.

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How long will I last?

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>Not buying the Chad Roll

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