Fresh air
Distance from people
Communities are close-knit
More likely to pitch in and share
Well armed
You city pukes are going to regret laughing at us when everything you depend on for survival is shut down and you're holed up in your 300sf apartment praying for FEMA.
based and ruralpilled
>Live rural for 20 years
>Move to city for job opportunity
>A literal fucking pandemic breaks out
Fuck me
I wish I could go full rural too. Fuck big cities and FUCK CIVILIZATION.
TED AND VARG WERE RIGHT.
GO BACK TO THE COUNTRY, GO BACK TO NATURE. WE WEREN'T MADE TO LIVE CAGED LIKE PETS BUT TO RUN FREE THROUGH THE HILLS AND THE MOUNTAINS.
WAKE UP!
Rural bros where you at?
come out and live in a religious community in a beautiful place out in the country
Right? I had two freezers almost full already. About to plant garden. Striper and crappie are running and can be caught by the bucket full.
Natural spring on property.
But we are just stupid flyover trash.
No shit Ted was right, why do you think the c.i.a fried his brain?
Same reason the F.B.I is trying to shread every bit of his existence.
>where are your guy's hold outs?
Nice try Mr. F.B.I man.
>mfw working remote getting a big city salary living in Arkansas
I wish I had a comfy house innawoods.
First place I'm gonna go when I'm ohh... ohh oh... OHHHHH I'M - I'M RAAAAAIDDDDINNGG
Imagine not helping your fellow man.
What a fucking faggot.
I'm never laughed. After my first run in with inner city niggers I've wanted nothing more than to move out to the country.
Gonna go toss out a bale and see which heifer I'm gonna slaughter in a few weeks. Pick some fresh eggs with dogo, drink sone fresh raw milk and enjoy the lifestyle of godhood.
Those city fags are wishing they lived in the sticks now.
That's a really nice house
It's a church
The nicest house, God's house.
and then the niggers come out of the city for food and kill your entire family for chicken nuggets.
congrats retard
The US is fucking huge, a nigger can't just walk up to any old rural house and steal. Not to mention they'd be seen and goodified from a mile away.
>Those city fags are wishing they lived in the sticks now.
Not really. Lived in both places and they have their pros and cons. The total death count from this is a joke plus the only group at real risk are old timers. Zero fucks given.
Lmfao hold on let me get you the GPS coordinates
Hey maaaaan.
>hits blunt
Where's the nearest gluten-free, dairy-free, cruelty-free bakery?
>coofs
Me? I'm visiting from the bay area.
>takes selfie
I just had to get away from it all, you know?
>shits on the lawn
How come there's nothing to do here?
>showers cam whore with bitcoins
Oh, and I just rented an apartment in that new building in the city center.
>blows out your wiring trying to charge his smart car
It was the last one, the rest are going to oppressed, underprivileged people of color.
>pops some oxycodone
I gotta tell my friends how great this place is.
>No shit Ted was right, why do you think the c.i.a fried his brain?
You're a retard. Ted talked about his experience in a letter he wrote while in custody. He said it was more annoying than anything.
Based . You deserve to die from Corona if any of the buildings in your city is taller than a church.
Yes I'm sure equal importance will be placed on delivering supplies to Chicago vs Peterson Nebraska
man you hit the nail in with a single blow.
Ici.
>Fresh air
>Distance from people
>Communities are close-knit
>More likely to pitch in and share
>Well armed
Jobs pay $13k
is this the skyrim swamp manion?
Things also tend to be a lot cheaper.
Muh Noble Redneck
My state has the most at risk population in the entire country. We are far from city fags but it’s still not going to be pretty out here.
>Without supplies being delivered to me I'm gonna die
You're a helpless retard.
That looks really comfy
At your mom's house
I was born in California. I can't fucking leave because I'm LESS than paycheck to paycheck, and coming up with first months rent, a security deposit, or a plane ticket/gas to anywhere else is not possible without earning an eviction where I currently am. And with an eviction, I won't be able to get a new place in a new state. Furthermore, I have no connections, no job, no contacts outside of this state, nor any kind of emergency savings to float for a time. I would fucking love to live in the country, but I was born here, and I am stuck here with the god damn fucking spics.
I'm comfy/10 here in buttfuck nowhere. In the last 5 days I've only been in contact with 10 different people
The church in my 99.9% white hometown.
Get a loan from the jew at the bank
You won't be laughing when 5000 niggers and spics descend on your shit shack at once.
Moved to a semi-rural community last year because I was tired of being close to cities. I have about 6 acres of land. Best decision ever.
All my old neighbors are going to have to deal with this shit and will have to fend off violent dindus from across the river and won't be able to grow food or have access to woods to build fires in order to boil water and other things. I liked a few of them, but the rest were arrogant city cunts and they're probably going to die
horribly.
Old white people will die and it will be awesome. Cannabis would help but Jesus says no. Boomers die, vacine, a new world with libertarian socialism.
>They laughed at us for living out in the country
this didn't happen
>implying Jews will allow you to willingly leave their dystopian debt slave economy
The kikes at the bank would likely require OP to come up with character witnesses, proof that he has a job lined up where he's moving, proof that he already has money for a down payment on a house or something, etc. They do that shit all the time to fuck people over, but they'll happily give a loan to TyShawn Brown to buy another fucking Cadillac
At home cleaning guns and loading magazines.
>Flyover posters
>Rural and Suburban Retard posters
>Smart city people voted for Hillary posters
Plane tickets are cheaper than ever user
It's now or never
>niggers and spics
>Coordinating an assault on a rural gun owner
>Leaving the city at all
>Jobs pay $13k
What do you do for work?
That’s not a “country house.” That is a suburban house that happens to be in the country, and I guarantee you that it’s boogie suburban people who live there. They’re not going to survive any better than anyone else when they can’t get gas to fill up their king ranch pickup and drive to the piggly wiggly or whatever
Heh, bougie god dammit
Wow, what a coincidence!
I never laughed at you, been trying to convince the wife to move to Arkansas, she has an amazing job though so we have to wait. Fuck cities, I hate them so fucking much. Lots of food though but all I do is end up eating a pizza from little Caesars every weekend anyways so fuck it.
Who laughed at you, you fucking inbred mongoose mutt? You fucking filthy AIDS ridden fucking useless fat cunt!!! I'm fucking your mouth with your dads dick. You cunt.
if you are dumb enough to think thousands of people won't go to the county to kill you for your weapons you high. there is much more of us than there is of you. soon your wife will be my bitch
Trying to raid a good-ole-boy armed to the teeth who has been hunting his whole life for meat is going to end very quickly for you, just a open skull with evacuated brains XD
You city folk wouldnt drop a gun from recoil alone, I could kill 100-150 city dwellers without even trying XD
I'm in downtown Athens. If shit goes hard, I'm going to my grandmas old house in rural Korinthos
Pluses & minuses fren...pic related is my view...small community, less than 700 people spread out...one way into my neighborhood and it’s the same way out.
Truly isolated people are fucked. Isolated families are easy targets. Your guns won’t help if someone throws a Molotov cocktail on to your roof and catches your house on fire...they shoot you from distance as you run out with your family. So...pluses & minuses.
Lol, I made 170k last year, my town is 1,700
do you think there are no people in the city capable of handling weapons properly? i can assure you there is. all we have to do is show up and what's yours is ours. waves of people will be leaving the city. in the tens of thousands. but yes, you can stop us
That's fucking beautiful, where is it?