/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2147

DAY OF THE RAKE

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The virus is my opportunity to take over the world. I will usurp all governments and take humanity to the stars.

Yes hello I'd like to order two nothingburgers, one with cheese, and an anime girl on the side. No mayo.

brown jews!

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UH... GUYS?????????

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F

Why aren't normies acknowledging that this is a highly infectious (airborne transmission of at least 4.5m) chinese bioweapon which stays in your body forever, causes permanent lung scarring and infertility?

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>university is open
>gym is open
>club is open
>borders are open

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BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS

NUMBERS FROM LOMBARDY REGION ONLY
I REPEAT, LOMBARDY REGION ONLY
SOURCE IS LOMBARDY PRESS CONFERENCE

1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS
>1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS

1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS
>1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS

1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS
>1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS

1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS
>1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS

1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS
>1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS

1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS
>1377 NEW CASES AND 202 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 14649 CASES AND 1420 DEATHS

823 IN ICU (+66)

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What are you lads eating for dinner tonight? I'm going to have spaghetti meat balls

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 15.03.

>859 NEW INFECTIONS:
>6672 TOTAL INFECTIONS +14,78%
>1 NEW DEATH:
>14 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 16.03. 15:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>new fatalities:

13th death: Bayern, 15.03. (need info)
14th death: Hamburg, man, 76, died on 13.03., tested post mortem
15th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, woman, 94, comorbidity, 16.03.
16th death: Nordrhein-Westfalen, woman, 81, comorbidity, 16.03.
17th: Nordrhein-Westfalen, Essen (need info)
18th: Nordrhein-Westfalen, Düsseldorf (need info)

>RKI reports:
+1039 = 4834 cases
+4 = 12 dead
updated: 15.03. 14:00 GMT
Highest populated areas have highest Inzidenz; NRW, Hamburg, BaWü.

RKI: Measures taken will show delayed effect, decrease in new infections to be expected in 10 to 12 days.
German virologist: Germany needs a lockdown now.
German virologist: Ibuprofen inhibits blood clotting, Paracetamol doesn't, probably better for lung infections.
Biotech company from Mainz reports rapid progress in vaccine development, to be tested in china, end of April.

>BREAKING: FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PREPARES LOCKDOWN
Merkel to announce it at 18:00 at press conference.

>16.03.
Bayern: State of emergency called.
German borders "closed", strict controls, crossing only with important reason.
Federal minister of exterior: "German scientists are among the leading in developing treatment, etc. and we will not allow that USA buys their findings exclusively."
Bundeswehr: 730 volunteers to employed to sanitary service, 380 of which reservists, the rest trained personnel.
Dax falls under 8500.
Baden-Württemberg: Airports to be closed this week.
Berlin: 7 policemen infected, 307 in quarantine, 1 firefighter infected, 39 in quarantine.
German red cross warns:"If there are not enough blood donations in the next days, shortages will develop in short time. "
Dresden: Testing capacity of university clinic reached as que reaches out to the street.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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Hookers should be really cheap right now.

Godspeed, user!

:3

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as foooked deep in the bumhole as it gets

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>going through Toronto AND Vancouver in a few days
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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youtu.be/w8yIQPDGlV4
ju jingyi kikuchan corona chan

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BASED

Finland on lockdown

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So this proves that borders CAN be closed and controlled.

Also remember when singapore was at the top of the corona cup? How far we have fallen.

youtube.com/watch?v=OuqfVocwO-o

was way more yesterday

HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT BEFORE CORONA-CHAN MUTATES INTO A ZOMBIE VIRUS?

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I NEED A RESPIRATOR 'CAUSE I'M RUNNING OUT OF BREATH
BUT YOU'RE AN ALL NIGHT GENERATOR WRAPPED IN STOCKINGS AND A DRESS
WHEN YOU FIND YOUR MEDICINE YOU TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET
'CAUSE IF THERE'S SOMETHING BETTER, BABY, WELL THEY HAVEN'T FOUND IT YET
WHOOA

HER LOVE IS LIKE BAD MEDICINE,
BAD MEDICINE IS WHAT WE NEED, WHOOA
SHAKE IT UP JUST LIKE BAD MEDICINE
THERE AIN'T NO DOCTOR THAT CAN CURE HER DISEASE

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Finland is shutting down. Leftists are closing the borders lmao bottom text

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Honestly, you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of mostly POC who will be infinitely more successful than you sad virgins, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.

What ever happened to "corona causes sterilization"

Reminder to only go outside in the early mornings and late nights.

Steer clear of normals. Most are already infected.

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Malaysia has just announced lockdown until March 31st. No Malaysians allowed to leave, no foreigners allowed in, all non-essential shops to close.

Nostradamus?

i ate deenz fried in minced onions and garlic

Because it does none of those things.

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Add to the list MALAYSIA LOCKDOWN
MALAYSIA LOCKDOWN MALAYSIA LOCKDOWN

We got 1 day to settle our business - tomorrow - 16hour more or so. Lockdown will start on 18th, 26hr more.
Mall, market, groceries and sundries allowed to open.
Friday prayer and religious gathering are canceled.
Border closed, those who entered, 14days.

Thats pretty much it. Hotline number open tomorrow at 12pm. I need to get some TP...

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Now were going to see just how much china lied.

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It's to late user. We're all infected.

shes moving up was 13th place two days ago

> Leaf's Law

Your digits have doomed you
Don't forget to coof in line, because if you kill the virus it wins

What is wrong with you italy?

>Survived the Spaniards virus
>Will survive Chink Virus
EMBRACE YOUR AMERINDIAN BLOOD BROS!!! THE CUM SKINNED MUTTS ARE DONE!!!

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Have to make a run outside, boys
youtube.com/watch?v=7DljgSrTbNE

*rapidfire flosses*

Creamed Corn and fresh eggs

twitter.com/cnnphilippines/status/1239376894107078656

this is the end isn't it?

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Mutated strain.
This is what happens when it shares a host.

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Oh fuck.

Going to my father in laws house for my wife's birthday
wish me luck, fren

There is evidence for all of them.

>LOMBARDY REGION ONLY
try reading, hans

Just came from a 6 hospital shift, barely any controls I could've snatched a baby and nobody would even notice. Shitton of people in the street,buses, subways, we are heading to a Italia scenario real soon.

Who knows, rabies is still out there so it would have to jump to an animal with rabies, mutate properly, then have a chance to jump back. Also this one infected would then have to manage to spread the virus enough with everyone and their grandmother knowing what a zombie is.

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youtube.com/watch?v=KW5kcUUu2Ac
Thread theme my bois

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when it mutates in cows with the cordyceps fungus

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They have enough tests and they're honest you slant sandnigger

How many deaths?

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just went to Walmart, everyone was fucking coughing on the bus
all the fags in the store were buying useless shit too
why are normies so retarded

Trump will declare a two week national lockdown soon. Screenshot this post.

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>Leader of catalan independentism in Spain Quim Torra confirmed to have coronavirus

BASED BASED BASED

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Is diarrhea a symptom of Corona? I have a cough and some shortness of breath but also have the shits.

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Were you one of the 5000 people at the mosque last week?

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

250 vs 202

Finland restricts over 10 people gatherings, closes almost all public places.

Starts to close border.

All schools closed

iltalehti.fi/koronavirus/a/075a5daf-5472-4bad-80a4-8a32eb374204

I seriously considered joining your country as a national when I was younger. I don't know if Singapore still has the program, but if you had a skill that the country wanted and you were willing to move, you could get citizenship more or less right away. Now I'm over 35, so it's too late. Great country by the way. I plan to travel there next week on vacation, but Singapore has already blocked flights from Germany so that's not going to happen.

Source?

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You are done

First case just confirmed on Greenland.
The person has in home quarantine after being abroad. He/She lives in Nuuk

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Old news, lookup
epdf.pub_prophecy-what-the-future-holds-for-you.pdf

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Rarely, more likely to be influenza.

A long while ago a symptoms list showed ~11% of patients had diarrhea

My Boomer boss keeps calling me a panicker and keeps saying it's not worse then the regular flu.

Which argument can I use to combat this?

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yes it is in some cases, I'm sorry my burger friend.

>Coronavirus Australia: Queensland researchers find ‘cure’, want drug trial

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5

It was a somethingburger, but is it over? Are we going to be out of the woods here in a month?

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Some patients had diarrhea, but only a few.

Kek meanwhile you bongs will just keep slaving for the globohomo and coofing for the herd

No, it's respretory only but possible

is the US going to delay taxes?

Finally

0 officially. 1 critical

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You're fine, just fat

Coof in his face

dont worry you will get fucked by the virus

Final phase incoming.

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Wow pandemic, oh we have so clever president.
we are going to dieee

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USA LOCKDOWN 3PM TRUMP WILL ANNOUNCE IT.

youtube.com/watch?v=QUjd1EG2nXg
Canada announcement live feed.

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

I wonder what Dead Italian Count will be today.

SHITSHOW IS ABOUT TO START
(Yes, no journalists in the room again. RIP)

youtube.com/watch?v=9SSYviES-rI
youtube.com/watch?v=9SSYviES-rI

My younger sister has been coughing for over a week now. Like hard dry coughing

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Nope...long time since I entered mosque. 18 people here though - Perak, its hush hush.

sauce

>muh 2 weeks
You guys are blowing this way out of proportion. According to you Wucan shouldn't even exist by now and Italy would have 10s of thousands deaths

Is it just natural for Brits to cope so hard? Did Brexit do it to them?
How far up your ass does your head need to be to reach this level of COPE?

Britain is fucked my Friend.
Kingdom of England and Wales SOON

thepointsguy.com/news/mgm-wynn-las-vegas-hotels-casinos-close-doors-due-to-coronavirus/
>In a major move from the Las Vegas hotel and casino scene, both MGM Resorts and Wynn Las Vegas announced Sunday night they would be closing their doors
>suspending casino operations until further notice as of Monday, March 16, followed by hotel operations on Tuesday, March 17. The MGM Vegas properties will not be taking any reservations for future guest arrivals prior to May 1.
>have not yet arrivedto cancel their room reservations in full
>These are the first major hotel and casino closings inLas Vegas, likely not the last
archive.is/vBJav

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time.com/5610878/2018-2019-flu-season/

Wait for him to die. That will show him.

Woooooo, these are good fucking recolors Hans, keep em coming

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sermitsiaq.ag/saa-sketecoronavirus-i-groenland

it's danish so you can use google translate

the future is still hazy, unfortunately for the bad guys too

illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=69805

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Streamlined, concise-ified, fixed version of my conversation with mathematician/computer scientist.

J: For the record, this epidemic won’t last a few weeks or months, until a vaccine is developed this is going to be a many-month to multi-year affair. Social distancing, better hygiene and quarantining lowers the ‘effective’ R-value (basically the transmission rate per person infected) for the epidemic, but doesn’t change the natural transmission rate of the disease (called R0), which is currently estimated to be around 3.5. Under that rate of transmission, it’s probably not a matter of if you’ll get the disease, but when.
Under an unmitigated R0=3.5 scenario, 97% will get it.
T: Isn't our best estimate from social distancing about r0=2.5?
J: I think so. The latest trend has it growing at about 25% infections per day, doubling time of 4 days.
With the extreme social distancing, that would push the peak out to about 9-10 months. About when the vaccine would be ready by. By all other scenarios it'll blow out by Winter [Our Winter begins in June].
T: So without vaccine, if we go with the 2.5, and it peaks around June, then we need to factor in the other end of the curve so we're looking at an end to it in, say, December?
J: The problem is though that we will end the social distancing stuff eventually. Life will begin to return to normal, but the virus won't, and it will want to transmit at its unmitigated R0 = 3.5. Cases will spike again once we relax.

[cont'd.]

Guys uh..

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>mfw we have t even reached the peak yet

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so shes in Greenland, whats left Madagaskar ?

J: Best case scenario, 40% of people get this. 100k dead.
T: Does that factor in the curve/medical supply shortage?
J: 40% is the flattest the curve could conceivably go, and that assumes only a 1% mortality rate.
T: Oh. So, truly best case. What's the realistic projection?
J: About 71% of Australia's total population infected. 3.5 million people will get it at the same time during the peak, tanking the health system. 20 million will get it, so assume 4% of that. That's about 800k dead based off the following simulation:

Assume the virus lasts (on average) in an infectious person for 5.00 days, once infectious.
Beta value of 0.375 transmissions per person per day.
R0 value would then be 1.88 (=beta/gamma)
Total who got the virus: 20,493,111.0
.... as a percentage: 75.90%
Total who never got the virus: 6,505,865.0
.... as a percentage: 24.10%
Range of the number of deaths (1-7% of cases): 204,931.0 to 1,434,518.0.
Assuming a mortality rate of 4%, the number of deaths: 819,724.
Peak number of simultaneously infected people: 3,548,034.0
Approximate timing of the peak: 96.00

Tell him countries don't lock down and ruin their economies over "just a flu", that the people in power have information that makes this the better option than just continuing to tell people "it's just a flu".

yummy jewess, will make her a fine sacrifice for Corona-chan

Worse, Sylvia browne

The WHO failed the world by not declaring this early. Why should we listen to them now?

I'm the Lombardia user who posted yesterday in a couple of threads

I have COVID-19 and my whole family has it, my grandfather passed away due to it recently

AMA

Dont forget to thank your favorite retards for unleashing this deadly pandemic on the world because of 'muh strong China'

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AKH down, told you guys, expect another doc to be down in the KFJ soon

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viper delivers again in between crack sessions:
youtube.com/watch?v=6xG2YjUR5AI

I've been coughing heavily for a week and have some congestion. As long as you don't have aids you'll live. Just be as antisocial as possible so you don't spread it. Even if you want it spread you don't want people close to you to blame you for them catching it.

we all cyberpunkcovidpirates now

yummy tummy

SOON
Fucking late as usual.
youtube.com/watch?v=9SSYviES-rI

>The Italian descendants are gonna soon turn into Italia
Surprised.

Post cute corona chans

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Watch 3blue1brow's video on the virus. It's moving along relatively to plan

As her family, it's your noble duty to give her a mega dose of vitamin D.

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Ignore the flag. The Mojave Outpost will be ready.

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Seems it's euros coping so hard, obsessed with Brexit, m8 let it go.

The EU commission just recommended a 30 day travel ban for the entire EU zone.

this pasta is old already

>youtube.com/watch?v=9SSYviES-rI
Why is this so eerie? It's like no one's there anymore.

Proofs

Report his seperatist ass to the authorities.

I am in the same boat. No shits tho. Soar throat, bit tired and slight headache

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>be me
>lifeless neet for over 5 years
>a years ago, decide to get my life together
>start working out, better my hygiene, slowly getting out of my mum's place.
>after some time, get my own appartment, a job, friends, a QT gf.
>finally away from Yas Forums, finally start to enjoy life again, start to smile sometimes in the morning for no reason, have hope, live the life.
>meanwhile, some chink is making bat soup on the other end of the world
>lockdown
>I'm back here
>It was all for nothing

fucking chinks.

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What masks does /cvg/ have right now?

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>They sent dad home
>little brothers hadent go to school
>not enough food, will go today to the market
>Feel a bit of pain on the throat and sometimes when i breath
>heard mom cough
guys?

Wasn't 250 in Italy as a whole?

Hope you got enough vodka

Here are the other two simulations:

Scenario 2:
If the r0 is 2.62, 90% of the population gets infected with 7 million simultaneous infections at the peak and 980k deaths.

Assume the virus lasts (on average) in an infectious person for 7.00 days, once infectious.
Beta value of 0.375 transmissions per person per day.
R0 value would then be 2.62 (=beta/gamma)
Total who got the virus: 24,507,905.0
.... as a percentage: 90.77%
Total who never got the virus: 2,492,095.0
.... as a percentage: 9.23%
Range of the number of deaths (1-7% of cases): 245,079.0 to 1,715,553.0.
Assuming a mortality rate of 4%, the number of deaths: 980,316.
Peak number of simultaneously infected people: 6,787,728.0
Approximate timing of the peak: 76.00

Scenario 3:
If the r0 is 2.19, 84% of the population contracts the virus. At its peak there are almost 5 million simultaneous infections. 908k dead.

Assume the virus lasts (on average) in an infectious person for 5.00 days, once infectious.
Beta value of 0.4375 transmissions per person per day.
R0 value would then be 2.19 (=beta/gamma)
Total who got the virus: 22,712,501.0
.... as a percentage: 84.12%
Total who never got the virus: 4,287,499.0
.... as a percentage: 15.88%
Range of the number of deaths (1-7% of cases): 227,125.0 to 1,589,875.0.
Assuming a mortality rate of 4%, the number of deaths: 908,500.
Peak number of simultaneously infected people: 4,995,623.0
Approximate timing of the peak: 72.00

>wake up, sore throat. Think just cause smoked a pack day before, wedding and shit, usually don't smoke.
>have been to vegas in the past week
>nose starts getting stuffed as day goes on, a couple coofs
>go to bed
>wake up full blown sick, sore throat, stuffed nose, pain in my jaw/wisdom teeth, sick farts, burps from swallowing mucus

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Cuties incoming

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Never forget.

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fuck

only madagascar left

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What's happening in Russia?
Why is it out of this mess?
Are they the true CHADS of cold war?

how many of your friends have it?

what is the most important piece of advice you could give Ireland right now?

What do you do to stay sane while under quarantine?

Are your symptoms serious? How does it feel?

Scott FM3 Promask in silicone + 20 Pro2000 P3 filters.

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Prepped for 2 week staycation..

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>civil war
>drought
>economic crisis
>coronavirus
What's next?

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Meatball and sausage pizza. Organic crust and sauce. Grass fed cheese.

because people are still not realizing this shit is aerosol.

I can't offer any proof, you're free to not believe me if you choose

A better chart for corona symptoms.

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apparently KLANG still doesnt give a shit

Breddy gud.

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I have a cough but no fever, no sore throat, no runny/dry nose is it corona?

and other dindu countries, which probably doesn't even register this lol

oh shit I saw this documentary from prisons in madagascar awhile back, omg I don't even know where to start.. .but if it gets there those people are rip.

not so much with greenland, they seem to be handling the whole shit very good, not exactly densely populated either lol

Goddammit....and they wonder why the numbers spiked so suddenly.

Have the raiders been dealt with? How about the Legion scum? I don't want my caravans treading that dangerous patch of the desert.

These are based on the Australian population but the math remains the same for other countries.
The only variable in these simulations is the r0 which depends entirely upon how strong our social distancing measures are.
In reality, these numbers will be changing constantly, the death rate will get much higher than 4% once healthcare is overwhelmed. We know that 12% of infected will require medical treatment and 5% of those will be critical. If we assume that during the peak those 5% will definitely die and a portion of the 12% will also die without intervention, the percentage of 4% is blown out of the water and we can expect the number of deaths to increase by multitudes.

We need to control the spread and lower that r0 value, as you can see, that variable alone makes a massive difference to the health outcome, and we are in control of this variable.
Spread the message to flatten the curve like wildfire.

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the posts he made in the previous thread actually sound genuine

Aren't the measures being taken worse than doing nothing?

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Who is that QT

do you feel Her raping your lungs bloody?

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>IPA
Little faggot

Ohio is finished
Press s

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Because journalist aren't allowed in the room anymore because "reasons".
RIP all of them

This is why our market lost 12% here this morning.
It's going to be a massive cash flow shock to the system.

>We are prepared for the virus
>There is no need to change your behavior
>There is no need for masks
>We won't have to close schools
>We won't have to ban gatherings
>We won't have to close borders
>We won't have to shutdown establishments
>We won't have to impose quarantines
--> YOU ARE HERE We won't have food shortages
>We are still in power

mfw my prep only lasts for 2 1/2 months

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I'm sorry your family is going through this at the moment, can't imagine what you must be feeling right now.

R.i.P in peace bro. We will soon follow you in the stats.

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Don't forget, you're here forever

Based

autist girl from special books special kids youtube channel

You don’t have a letter from the doctor or anything? Sure, I choose not to.

youtube.com/watch?v=zwBysPJIuOk

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>yurishit
Ew, fuck off.

Toppest of keks

>heard mom cough
>she says is just allergic
>Feel my throat sore
>enough food for a month

it just an allergic, right?

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5x 300 hour Cambridge N99s baby
also a 3M half mask with P2 filters for emergency.. i know P3 is the best but thats sold out

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.

This girl is not autistic, and she's doing this for attention.

flightradar24.com/data/flights/mf805#2433cd67 China Southern Airlines flight 4019 took off from Xiamen for Vancouver.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8116147/Coronavirus-bankrupt-nearly-worlds-airlines-matter-WEEKS-aviation-experts-say.html
>pandemic will bankrupt almost all of the world's airlines in a matter of weeks, Australian aviation experts say
>With passengers scrambling to cancel their flights and carriers grounding their services, airline analysis and consulting firm CAPA Centre for Aviation warned most airlines worldwide will be bankrupt by May
>many airlines have probably already been driven into technical bankruptcy, or are at least substantially in breach of debt covenants
>'Cash reserves are running down quickly as fleets are grounded and what flights there are operate much less than half full.
>'Forward bookings are far outweighed by cancellations and each time there is a new government recommendation it is to discourage flying.
>CAPA said coordinated government and industry action is immediately needed to avoid a 'catastrophe'.
archive.is/pid99

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Look who funded that particular study

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fucking russian rape babies

>Black Velvet
My condolences user, that shit is rough.

With all the lockdowns going into effect, we probably won’t even see millions infected in first world countries.

Oh gee I wonder why, after asking TedNigger numerous based questions, leaving them stunned for a few seconds, showing the chinks in their poker faces, I wonder why. Also are you baking?

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Who

NO SORE THORAT

NO COUGH

NO SNOT

NO WET NOSE

NO SHORTNESS OF BREATH

NO ACHES

NO PAINS

NO BAD SHITS

NO TIREDNESS

here?!

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Your mum will be fine, bro. Don’t worry.

austriaanons, check out www.porcella[dot]at if you have money and want to make quarantine comfy. Save your prep and dine in luxury, laugh at all the retards queuing up outside supermarkets. No point going into your prep while deliveries are still easy to get

200+

nah she wasn't in the begining but many such cases where the parents can't stand their kids and put them on meds and make em brain damaged in the end

I have the shits and it feels like someone is standing on my chest

F
F

Hey, do you have King Oscar in a can? Well, you better let him out!

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>Work for Child protective services in MA
>get a text from my supervisor last night that we aren't supposed to come in for the next 2 days, minimum
>finally recognize it's happening, because we never get off work, even if there's a foot of snow and we have visits 2 hours away

GP-5

Sad how liberals think these thurd would countries are so good, oh yeah didnt sars come from china too?

And a couple other deadly viruses?
But dont be a racists or political...AND DONT FORGET TO GET OUT AND VOTE TOMORROW!!

Did anyone archive the first corona thread before it 404'd?

Buboes, phlegm, blood and guts
Boils, bogeys, rot and pus
Blisters, fevers, weeping sores
From your wounds the fester pours!

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My throat and stomach hurt a bit but I fall ill like 2 times a week so I'm fine

I woke up COOFING today what the fuck do I do bros? Does orange juice really work?

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eh no?

people having as less contact to other people, actual quarantine etc are the best we can do...

at least for people who don't want to see the world burn...

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>letting people touch your food

Me, also rualfags report in, we will survibe

How old was your grandpa ?
How old are your parents, how are they doing?

it's only getting worse

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>that language

They haven't conveyed ANYTHING in that message
They might as well have posted an empty tweet

Michael (the Irish one) seems to be replaced too.
RIP Irish boy.
No, I'm not the argie baker

93 confirmed cases
it's just the beginning

Malaysia just issued a lockdown starting 18 -31st march .
Guess ill start work from home.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Trump will declare a two week national lockdown soon. Screenshot this post.

Eventually I think you're right. But the markets will suffer more severe losses.

how long can you hold your breath?
>Does orange juice really work?
megadose vitamin C and take some vitamin D3+K2 (few thousand IUs of D3 at least)

Hue, what's Bolsonigger next step?

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4ffp3s, 4ffp2s, 50+ surgical masks, two full face/gas masks and filters

crispy jews What a wonderful idea.

Bro...
i think both our moms,familys and us are in big problems
I will go to the market with my dad to buy food, wich i doubt i will find because its 16 already
they called me a panicker, now they will call me a squizophrenic wise man

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I'm like 3/4 of those things? Am I fucked?

It was. Italy is done for.

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Best of luck to you and your family user.

Do you know the exact moment you were exposed?

What were your first symptoms AND how long before you recognized them?

Are you self-treating? What are you taking?

>how many of your friends have it?
My gf and her dad have it, dont know about anyone else

>what is the most important piece of advice you could give Ireland right now?

Get a quarantine going, the more people stay home the better, also prepare hospitals

>What do you do to stay sane while under quarantine?
Books, videogames, movies, anything that doesnt involve leaving the house

>Are your symptoms serious? How does it feel?
Literally just fever and dry coughing. Fever goes away with paracetamol then comes back, sometimes it goes away on its own for 1-2 days then comes back. The symptoms overall lasted about 1 week / 10 days. My grandfather got worse suddenly and passed away in the span of a few hours, he died peacefully in his sleep

>Quasimodo predicted this

>6672 TOTAL INFECTIONS +14,78%
>14 TOTAL DEATHS

Sure, Hans

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a month or more of an almost complete halt of the economy is not worse than 3% of the population, comprising mostly AIDSniggers and pensionists dying?

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>My throat and stomach hurt a bit

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Noooooooooooooooooooo, not my stuttering erm uhm uhhh errr ahm ahem errr urrrr ahhhhh ahem Tomato Head

We'll all get it, and most of us will get over it in a few weeks, without need of hospitalization. Hopefully without autoimmune reaction or permanent lung scarring either.

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On one hand, I want this to escalate more and shake up the world more. On the other hand I am worried about dying.

>Corona-chan doujins
Now we're talking.

>deaths in Spain.
>11:20: 435 new cases in Germany.
>10:49: 1,053 new cases and 129 new deaths in Iran.
>10:20: 172 new cases and 1 new death in Belgium.
>09:44: 99 new cases in Austria.
>09:26: 125 new cases in Malaysia.
>08:30: 7 new cases and 1 new death in Bahrain. This is the first death in Bahrain.

Peru is in total lockdown

Checked.

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we on the way

I feel fine, but I've also been taking my multivitamins every day and 2 glasses of OJ+some mandarins. Haven't been sick in like 2-3 years, but you can never be too careful. Vitamin C never hurts.

>coughing a lot
>can't seem to concentrate
>tired and lethargic all the time
Oh, wait...I just remembered I'm a stoner.
Wheeew!

me

also prepped like a motherfucker last month thanks to this general

Italy age breakdowns make me regret prepping

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sauce

feels good to live in the south...

55 seconds

Okay schizo

>weaker than the seasonal flu
why is everyone panicking again?

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when is your day of RIP?

>italia

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I didn’t know they had computers in Malaysia

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Great Famine 2.0 lets go.

Are you guys on welfare yet?

The longer it goes on the more it seems like a scam of sorts.
Or maybe that's the plan? Make the virus that kills so slowly that sooner you practically forged about it.

that webm is too real

European markets are going to nosedive tomorrow morning. Curfew in France for 45 days, people will not be able to move out of the cities and checkpoints are going to be created. Macron will announce this at 7pm UTC, screencap this.

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Is it me, or de we have a lower increase in the main epidemic spot today in Europe?

risking life to see in-laws, could you be more cucked

Any lawfags here know what kind of liability a business has if someone gets infected there?

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an underaged literal retard

twitter.com/EndGameWW3/status/1239570854377373696

KOREA IS FUCKED

le mie condoglianze per il tuo nonno , dai usciremo di questo prima o poi

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lol yeah right
wsj.com/articles/photos-from-shuffleboard-to-spring-break-coronavirus-hardly-slows-down-florida-11584352801
your shit country is flushed

nope
patrol in mohave make you wish a nuclear winter,too hot.

can you...can you please post some NSFW as well user?

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dry coof but can hold my vreath for a full fucking minute!
Corona-chan can drown in my alkaline blood as i rape her in my fap sessions!!

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>0 deaths
>state of emergency
>Border closed
>14 day quarantine for returnees

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spidr.today/q/corona

Probably none whatsoever, specialy in the US. But i'm illiterate so don't trust me.

Most likely no

Thank you, it's pretty terrible, we can't have a funeral or see anybody

My grandfather was 78, he had a cardiac condition and wore a pacemaker but was otherwise healthy

My parents are in their mid 50s, physically they're doing fine, my mom no longer has a fever, my father still does

>Do you know the exact moment you were exposed?

Absolutely no idea, any of us could have brought it in the family

>What were your first symptoms AND how long before you recognized them?

I just woke up one day with a fever, then I started coughing, in the span of a week my whole family got sick

>Are you self-treating? What are you taking?
I only took paracetamol to stop the fever, the disease went away on its own in about a week

The Virgin Geriatric vs the Chad Toddler

WTF DUDE, ITS A FUCKING MONSTER

Normies (the ones who said it was a just a flu bro 2 weeks ago) are starting to go in two direction:

1) rage mode
>ITS OVER.....ONGG....THE STORES ARE ALL EMPTY I HATE EVERYONE, FUCK ALL OD YOU NOW I HAVE NOTHING

2) full scale doom mode
>In just 6 weeks time, and i know this from (insert some bullshit source), we will reach capacity for this virus...we cant sustain it...we will all die...

Its a funny evolution to think of. They swore it was nothing.
Where will these people jump to next?

>work in a call center from home
>shit is going to hit the fan once the phillipines and india go on lock down
fuck my life

lispa.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/637ec3dc28ec4ea591cc5c724f127701

I left MGM vegas thursday morning.

cmon pastabro. Show the proofs. It should be an honor to be FIRST user to get coofed. sorry about gramps,

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Me too bro, but I ate an entire Costco combo pizza last night, so that is probably why.

Replying just in case.

Goddamn, gotta check those numerals. In all seriousness though, whatever they say goes around to what the normies think, and it's important to know what state of mind the normies are at right now in order to better gauge how shit has really hit the fan.
tl:dr they give signs if SHTF or not

>jesus fuck that scared me

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twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1239555433049788418

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It’s easy to get worked up over things you cannot control when you just read the news all day. Go for a walk and embrace Coronachan. You will be at peace.

Where can gaijin post on the futaba channel and be welcome? Does it have an international board?

You're a niggerburger lol

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I gathered goods in December in case of an eventual truck driver strike and I replenished them when Juan Barrios died. I've got two months worth of tuna cans.
Corona Chan did a much better Job than whatever Mesa de Unidad Antisocial and Ukamau could ever dream of.

Just a silent war with globalists, it will be,over soon...RIP...CALL ON JESUS MY FREN.

Sorry fren, you're already dead.
Digits confirm.

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Corona Chan is rubbing shoulders with the rich and powerful now, like hanging with Spain's First Lady! Corona Chan, you are going up in the world.

edition.cnn.com/2020/03/16/europe/spain-coronavirus-lockdown-intl/index.html

"The Spanish are a very passionate people!" - Corona Chan, 2020

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Fine with meat because you cook it, duh. I obviously wouldn't order pre-prepared food

Thanks for sharing information.
I hope you and your family survive this.

Good luck user.

Bill Mitchell has you covered.

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>hairdressers
Haircuts are not a human need in the pandemic wtf

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The virus may not kill you, but the societal collapse sure will. Stay prepped and always keep a buffer stored.

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Physically healthy, mentally crippled reporting in

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Oh thanks

>rhinorrhea
it makes sense it would be called that but lol

And when did this season begin? A lot earlier then the wuhan flu hit the west, faggot

Everything I have came from /d/ though. So if you already have them then I don't have anything new

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prima si poteva vedere i casi per paese che palle

What do you mean?

Because we can treat the flu, and we have vaccines for it.
We have no defense for Corona. Either you get it and die, or you fight it off.

Schools also closed