Yes stock up on bread, the food that goes moldy in about a week

Tried to buy yest to bake my own bread and they were sold out, motherfuckers.
>tinned meat master race
I bought loads of tinned goods, I like spam anyway.

>freezing bread instead of meat

Morans

Buy flour and yeast.

Watch the bread making videos by Jamie Oliver on youtube.

He should make an quarantine special on how to make meals from canned food etc.

>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
fuck off with this forced meme

HOLT SHIT IT'S HABBENING!!!!!!!

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why not both?

>he only use one

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it goes moldy if you keep it in plastic bags, you utter cretin.

Kek, I unironically have never done drugs before, despite my neighbour being a grower and dealer

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>the food that goes moldy in about a week.
problem solved

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maybe she's going to freeze all that milk

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why are npcs the most low iq retards around?

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I enjoy baking bread. I do it all the time.

she looks Mexican. Her 5 kids and 30 cousins will drink all that leche within 1 week

Why not just buy powdered?

this copypasta only works with an american flag

Imagine not toasting your bread when it gets hard, you can literally eat it for a week. Also check expiry date on the bread.
You faggots don't even buy smart.

My store was wiped clean of white bread, french fries, toilet paper, and fresh meats. Dried/canned food, sourdoughs, frozen meats and veggies were pretty much all stocked up. Why are city people so fucking retarded

You can freeze a loaf or two and 20 pounds of meat. But I don't think the bread aisle is cleaned out because 500 people bought 2 loaves each. Some dipshits loaded their entire carts with bread, which is eithet going to go moldy or occupy their entire chest freezer.

store-bought english muffins are nasty.

i'm not even british, but even i know they're something that has to be freshly prepared

Not even the first reply. You're an embarrassment.

1 roll per day? Fuck off cunt! How much do you fucking shit! I live in a house of 4 and we only go through 1 roll every 3-4 days.

Freeze it you dumb fuck lul

Lidl's McEnnedy toast can last for months. It's magic, not actual bread.

I saw people fighting over packs of sugar when behind them there was an entire shelf of nearly untouched corn syrup which is the sugar source of most of the shit they eat.

Put it in the freezer you fucking nigger.

whole milk is probably the most available thing. usually is the most well stocked just from what i've seen in stores over the years. could also be for cooking. you can drink powdered but cooking is usually about more than the taste and vitamins.

You know that got me thinking. I have a hose adapter for my kitchen sink, you know what I mean? Worst come to worse I might just use that.

I'm only sharing this secret with you fuckers because I've already stocked up.

In terms of the absolute cheapest calories per dollar, cake mixes are one of, if not, the cheapest options available. Yes, even cheaper than dried rice and beans and ramen, depending where you buy.

It's unhealthy as FUCK, but it's a nutrition source that is cheap and tasty. Also, you can cook it by itself without adding in other expensive ingredients like eggs, it just tastes a little drier. It also basically never expires, until you make it.

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today is the day

Honestly youtu.be/g1HIxSoa20U

Buy delivery food as much as you can until they stop delivering, save your stash for when there is no more food to be had outside it. I just got enough pizza to last me all week.

That better be a fridge compartment on the left, or those pops are gonna blow when they freeze.

4 cups of flour
2 teaspoons sugar
1 1/2 teaspoons of table salt
2 1/4 teaspoons of yeast
Whisk it together
Add 2 cups of lukewarm water
Mix in bowl. Cover with a towel
Leave covered bowl in a dark, warm place for an hour - hour and a half
Grease a cast iron skillet (or what you have available) with unsalted butter. Carefully transfer the dough to your cookware.
Preheat oven to 425 degrees farenheit. Leave the dough uncovered for 20 minutes
Bake bread at 425 for 15 minutes, then lower temperature to 375 and let bake for another 25 minutes
Remove bread. Let cool.
Bread be very crisp. Store in ziploc bag overnight to soften

If you cant bake bread youre not white

That's why I bought tortillas, bitch

Imagine being so poor you only gave one deep freeze

Most murimutts can't cook because really dumb. Ib they try they will get food poisoning and will need more tp.

imagine expiring in a diabetic coma while panicking over a mild flu

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>1488

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Go watch an MRE review of what the United States Army fed our soldiers in 1945. It's almost literally 100% sugar products to keep the soldiers alert. We kicked the nazis ass eating shit food. Americans KNOW how to eat shit food. Enough is enough with yuropoor smegma baguettes or whatever it is you fucks eat.

>stocking up on bread
wew lad, i will be eating fresh bread everyday without having to go outside.

Make your own bread you fuck.

>1945 was when the human race peaked at nutritional knowledge

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You don't need to buy yeast, fren. You can "make" your own by mixing water and flour and allowing it to ferment for around two weeks or so. You have to keep it "fed" daily with more water and flour, but in the end you'll have a happy jar of wild yeast.

how much of the shit normies are panic buying do you think will end up in a landfill?
like 30% easy imo

You can freeze it in something called a freezer. Especially English muffins. Yummy. Comfy

>he doesnt make his own bread
laughingschoolgirl.tiff

I have 2 20ft freezers that are tied into a house battery that is part of an off grid solar system.
I can fit 2 entire processed cows in them and still have room for bread.

Also have room for frozen dough. Thaw and a rise and I got bread.

YOUR FREEZER WON'T HELP YOU FOR SHIT WHEN THE POWER PLANTS SHUT DOWN

>WHEN THE POWER PLANTS SHUT DOWN
I'm not living in Burgerland

why are they storing a food that has barely a week long shelf life?

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>never happened in burgerland. Has happened in motherland within our lifetime
>i dont live in burgerland so im safe

how long can you live on nuts and dried fruit and jerky?

by nuts I means nuts no peanuts

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My dude. I got 13 tins of it sitting in reserve. It's more than enough since I raise most of my own meat, just keeping this as an option since my numbers are low and it will be another month until I can get any meaningful meat production going. Just put 200 eggs in the incubator two days ago and I already got 11 kids on the ground but they wont be slaughter weight for a while. First rabbit is due in a week as well.

>>i dont live in burgerland so im safe
our infrastructure is very good. Outages are extremely rare and fixed within hours.
>ib4 THEY SHUT DOWN THE PLANT BECAUSE CORONA
actually the state wants to spread the virus
and there is no way that they will shut the power plants down