The coming collapse of the price of pussy

Very shortly, we will witness a stunning decline in the amount of resources it takes to get in to a girl’s pants. As is it is now, you got to take her out to fancy dinners and funky bars for maybe, possibly, hopefully a chance to finger fuck a some slag who has had so much nigger dick up there that it’s like fingering a soup can. This is now going to come to an end. No more will these roasties be calling the shots. When bands of roving spics are on the loose, the comfort and warmth may be enough for you anons to bag a 6/10 or 7/10. And for people like me who have actual money and aren’t autists and can carry something of conversation it’s gonna be late teen 9/10s or higher from here on out. The best is going to be those 30+ ‘career women’ with degrees in management, they are going to be a dime a dozen, I intend to have two of them on retainer, shit I may teach them how to play catch with a ping-pong ball between their pussies just for laughs.

How do you anons feel about the coming collapse in pussy prices?what are your plans?

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buy the dip, bitches love dip

as long as they don't completely ban travel to e. europe, pussy prices can't get much lower

That’s all they know, along with charging they phone

No one wants to fuck when there is a pandemic.

Don’t be retarded, when times are bad women want to fuck, it’s an instinct

Oh yum post apocolyptic vagina stink. Bitches already have a hard enough time taking a shower once a month.....

Also, if you're a rich chad who has no problem getting women, why do you need this?

Spoken like a true Virgin incel. Women have never been more easy to fuck for free. Who the fuck is paying 100$ a “date” in 2020? Pussy is already free, this isn’t 1950

Wake me up when the price of boipussy collapses.

Reasoning?

They aren't going to fuck you with that cuck logic of yours. Just fucking go for girls. They hate that you question or think about it. Looks self conscious

Why aren't females freaking out over maxipads and tampons?
Or do they also not use those thing anymore cause having your pubes full of period blood and not washing your pussy for a month is fighting the patriarchy or some shit

Females are so gross NOW, I'd hate to smell them after an apocolypse.

uhhhhh... have you ever been to thailand man?

already exists

Keep dreaming incel lmfao

Deregulate sex

Legalize prostitution
Lower aoc
Abolish divorce laws/courts

Boys, this is going to be terrific! When the dollar collapses women go back to being property! This

Pussy is already free. All you gotta do is give them a firm handshake and look them in the eye.

There's literally nothing better to do

pussy is already as devalued as the federal reserve note, you just dont know how much it used to be worth

>willing to deal with females
No you can have them.
I will be smoking 25%+ THC weed and jerking off instead.

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I monitor pussy futures and can release some data.
So far nothing in history brought down the price of a piece of ass like crack cocaine, but Coronachan is ALREADY coming in with numbers that show pussy futures down by as much as 32 percent at this time.
If it stays in negative territory much longer, vagina trading will be halted. I repeat all trading in vagina will be halted.

Corona memes aside we are about 10 years away from the sexbot revolution when the price of pussy will unironically collapse and women will lose their female privilege.

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>25%+ THC
My friend is offering me some 40% THC weed from amsterdam. Will I be uploaded to hyperspace?

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>wasting your resources on a liability
NOT TODAY ROASTIE

>Why aren't females freaking out over maxipads and tampons
Kys meme flag kike but this is a good point

They still have mouths you know.

Cocaine was an amazing breakthrough, long before that though, there was alcohol, the original’panty remover’

LMAO memeflags have turned 4channers into legitimate schizos.
I'm Mike from canada. Im poor as fuck and hope the world dies.

You worry too much about pussy, go to do something productive, faggot.

I don't think anything above 32% THC is even possible unless it's an extract. But yes prepare for the interdimensionals.

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Legit this , maybe fucking many women was a chad status 50 odd years ago, but it’s literally never been easier today

You're a sexual degenerate and should be crucified for it, filthy faggot.

They going to lick each others nasty pussies clean?

>Lower aoc
>AOC
How much lower can she get? :D

As a wose man once put it "The juice ain't worth the squeeze". Even after everything comes tumbling down the amount of time it will take to train then out of their shit habits, combined with microchimerism and permanent emotional damage, means that unless you're literally looking to pimp out these whores, they're not only worthless but a massive liability. Better to snatch up some young virgin poon and lock those bitches down for life like we've been doing for the last 3,000 fucking years.

For fuck's sake, canuck...

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It's like that scene in fury where the spic tells norman, you see that bitch there? she'll fuck you for a chocolate bar.

You pay them to leave?

Promiscuity spreads stds. But fuck it, if a disease is gunna kill us all anyway.

I once got some superweed in wape form and it was really awkward because I was in a social gathering and couldn't stop laughing like a drunk uncle watching I love Lucy. Like really loud laughing. But I felt so good and the day after I was totally fine with it and felt super happy about everything.

>Yas Forums hasn't taken the RapePill

>WARNING: CONTENTS OF THIS BOTTLE MAY CAUSE INTERCOURSE

Then again being a pimp is a quick way to rise to the top of shit hill.

Not to mention theres never been as many nsecure women who need to feel validated by how many cocks they can take on a given weekend.

Modern females are gross as fuck and smell terrible.
They're so doped up and zoned out, they might shower once a month.
Between checking social media, drinking a lot, fucking randoms and whatever, they dont have time for personal hygene.

Have you seriously smelt how bad females stink ?

Is it that bad over there?

This. It's always cheap and easy if you're a chad. The only thing that will change is it will be cheaper and easier, for him. Not you.

>implying no incel revolution

bob lazar the ufo guy sells something you can put on your weed sprouts/seeds to make it mutate

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I made some bho out of a stellar batch of Malawi x Purple Haze and it ended up zero body buzz and very social. You'd go off talking for 20 minutes non stop after a few puffs. Then everyone would say the same thing - damn that was good.
I swear I think the concentrates are nearly physically addictive.

Lol, you still still pay for the expensive items, and dinners.

COPE

Pussy half-price for the next ten minutes.
—Al Swearingen

>they phone

You won’t do fucking shit, leaf.

Hey baby I got two cans of deens that says you'll take it in the ass or I kick you over the wall and into the moat.

You’re funny mutt, I’ll remember that when I’m fucking your sister in the ass for pocket change

Fancy dinner, that’s your problem right there. Pussy nowadays can be had for a couple of drinks and a pizza. Women can smell a sucker a mile away.

This is why it's a good idea to stock up on shit. Hoes gonna reluctantly fuck you for a smoke and gladly fuck your skull out for some food and a place to sleep.

if a collapse happens women are more likely to be a burden and give you gifts to fuck and be with them, your money will be worthless, and unless youre a warlord so will your conversation skills.

im going to die soon anyway so i dont care what happens now. but thinking its going to be like it is now but with more accessible women is incredibly naive.

Meme flag has it right, her delicious holes will be all yours for the low price of a bowl of luxury soup, take advantage anons.

Does this mean I can get my jailbait?
If not, then I don't care.

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>Given bitches your deenz
Dumbass, nah we'll buy countries with these fuckers.
Like the fucking king of deenzbabwe just throwing our fucking deenz at people and laughing.

Honestly I hate women.
They waste your money, they break your heart and they give you diseases.
I would rather jerk off anyday of the week.
All the faggots in here putting pussy on a pedestal should just fap. Let's see what your opinion is post nut.

great fucking character.
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