CONTAMINATION IN BRAZIL FASTER THAN ANYWHERE ELSE, says Government

Based and redpilled.

Bolsonaro almost got Trump last weekend. Damn it, we were so close to start an international catastrophe.

didn't you guys had like a massive protest yesterday or some shit??

Yeah, some Bolsonaro supporters decided to take to the streets and complain about congress. A noble act, but it won't do anything other than help to spread the virus.

the worst part is the ammunition this gives liberals around the world: "huuurrr those dumb conservatives fucking everything up" (while ignoring the context of why they are protesting to begin with).

Keep an Eye on the bats and Brazil.

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And nothing was lost, unlike if european countries fall

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Yeah, the media is already using that narrative. They HATE Bolsonaro because he removed the gibs for journos and mainstream media.

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Definitely, like with the right and the italian's hug a chinese thing, that gave us ammo against them.

Uterlly retarded to do that right now.

grim grim grim

this world is full of sin

side by side

in the depths of hell we're in

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Who cares about this nothingburger tho

Thread needs more mutt women

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*patriotic tears running down my face*
Deus abencoe essa desgraca

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NOOOOO!!! I thought they told us CV19 didn’t affect warm climates?!?!

Yeah, if the virus doesn't kill us, the aftermath shit economy will.

Jesus God, I posted this before Carnival. People posted that stupid “Brazilian bat mutation” meme but that wasn’t the Brazilian viral concern. It was carnival. You get millions of drunk, sweaty people in extremely close proximity and it was just a bomb waiting to go off. Carnival was Feb 21-26. Now, 2-3 weeks later cases explode. No shit. This is completely expected. This is like Italy virtue signaling not shunning the Chinese at the same time. Now because of these two idiot countries people are calling for a complete USA shut down. Not needed, just practice some fucking common sense.

Eat the sopa de macaco.

As an Italian descendant, I'm already at the Coronavirus side, onwards to the final victory!

Uma delícia

That was a nigger idea.
F

Based Selecao.

BUT ARE THE BATS INFECTED YET?
REMEMBER THE KENNEDY POST
IF THE BATS GET CORONA WE ARE ALL FUCKED

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Haven't heard about it yet, but soon they will be, South America is officially cancelled

I hope this hellhole gets decimated. This virus is not even close to what humanity deserves at this point.

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there were absolutely no new cases of corona virus following carnival. And you won't hear of any new cases following the Ides of March.

The very first case was from some guy that came from Italy and spread it to his family/friends, followed by some lady and other fucks that came from Europe, all quarantined and isolated ammounting to around a couple hundred confirmed cases, 1600 on quarantined and 3k on investigation, in a country of 150 million citizens that's almost as big as the entirety of Europe minus the scands.

All for fucking what, a virus that kills 0.003% of the infected? You fucking people embarrass me. Why don't you talk about China, you know, the fucks that deliberately started this for their own gain. My only piece of advice is that no one should ever take a brazilian seriously on the internet, especially if they write some defeatist ''realist'' sigh in their retarded broken english. the worst part is that they think they're good at it.

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Please immigrate in droves to Mexico and kill off their entire population. Please please please.

>CORONA VIRUS HAS MUTATED WITH BRAZILIAN BATS

Viram o novo lançamento da coca-cola? O litrasso de 4

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>Brazilian advice
EAT
THE
SOPA

They don't have to. Mexico held one of the largest music festivals in latin america this last weekend. They are fucked. Once Europe recovers, Latin America will be the new epicenter of the infection.

Kill all your bats right now. They are about to become a base for the virus.

porra pra que lançar coca maior, o gás acaba todo faltando meia-garrafa.

eles deviam lançar tanque de gás carbônico de brinde.

just kill the fucking bats, problem solved. Don't let them eat them, though.

>Nature made a natural wall because she knew the macacos were retarded.
Always finds a way!!!

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Carnaval carnaval

How would bats even get it? Do bats eat humans in South America?

>CONTAMINATION IN BRAZIL FASTER THAN ANYWHERE ELSE
Prayers have been answered Bros! The cleansing of the shithole has begun!

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I live in a place with a shitload of bats and they don't give a shit about humans.

I don't know if related, but an early poster about this was telling that Brazil is important because there are some bats that could be part in a new strain of this virus.

HOLY SHIT, CORONA-CHAN IS ABOUT TO BREED WITH THE FUCKING BATS IN THE AMAZON FOREST
SHIT IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING FOR REAL THIS TIME HOLY SHIT

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Contaminated by what? Brazilians or coronavirus?

do you have bats in your shithole country, negro?

That's just wishful thinking. There's a lot of information stating that they don't know how the virus will behave in the warmer months and the upcoming summer weather may not make infections subside.

Imagine this scenario:
> Old fuck who lives in the countryside spots a fruit on a tree
> Fruit was bitten by a bat
> Eats it anyway
> Gets a new strand of Corona

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It doesn't matter what your enemies say. The common brazilian has already understood that optics don't matter.

>bats in brazil
That's a shill

One third of the world's bat population is in south and central america.

Não vi velho, obrigado por avisar, mas também deve tá o olho da cara, 6 pila 2L aqui onde eu moro já

We have 179 species of bats in Brazil alone, and we are having an infestation of hematophagous bats in the whole country since 2017

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The Germans will swipe victory, again

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Amazonian cuties will die because they don't have immunity against airborne covid 19.
Soon, there will be no more kuruminha

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING NATIVE GIRLS NOOOOO

Great news, not a single human infected yet.

So Americans and Germans were 70 IQ in the the early 20th century?

There are basically no uncontacted tribes left, the ones you know about are just essentially LARPers.

Rape

>sister is symptomatic
>I am coofing
Well... fuck.

You're a shill.

>puke vigorously