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keep the brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr working !!
The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.
Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.
The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).
In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.
Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe
The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status
GOOD
If it goes up it is a conspiracy, if it goes down it is a conspiracy. pol is full of fucking retards.
>Printing money doesn't work when you've already broken their immersion
OYYYY VEYYYYYY
I TRIED SO HARD
BRRRRRRRR
This new recession/depression coupled with the extreme political divide it is very possible we will see a civil war by the end of the year.
buy the dip
can we have a dow jones at 0?
1st for boog
>bank runs trigger 2nd Great Depression
>Civil War sparked by poverty and disease
I can't wait.
*brrrrrrrrr and screams intensify*
i would have liked to have a small poriton of that 1500 million dollars thay burned in a stove the other day
>stock market is efficent
>but not when i lose money
boomer 101
>boomers either cough their lungs out or kill themselves because their pensions are crashed
nice
No matter how much they print demand won't come back unless they make people become indifferent about living and dying because they somehow offer them enough monopoly money to actually pretend nothing is happening like this retard.
ah yes who could forget the civil war that followed the great depression
Checked and BRRRRd
So what does 'buy the dip' mean? What does this mean for the lower class amerifag?
>GOTTA SPEND $500 BILLIONS FAST
*beep beep boop beep beep boop*
Kek. VIX at 75. SDS at 37. SH at 30. I have priapism.
IT WILL JUMP BACK EVENTUALLY, you stupid happening fags
Printing money doesn't work when there's a physical reason for the value of stocks to drop.
Nah that's impossible republicans and democrats told me diversity is good. You sound like some sort of German fascist
If not gold/Bitcoin, how do I bet against the market?
Everyone who wanted to sell today already did so the drop will be milder during the rest of the week. Probably extra -2000 till the Friday and then +1000 a few hours before the they close the markets. It should be at about 19k after this week.
buy the now cheaper stock cause it has dipped and cash out on the inevitable rebound
Americans deserve their deaths
Jesus christ, can these fuckers stop making AOC look like the smart one in the room
Ah thank you, Kangaroo. Is this your hot take on the matter as well or is this HAPPENING?
by taking your money out of the bank and keeping it.
Halting trading is homosexual and bogus
REMINDER THAT STOCKS ARE ACTUALLY WORTH EVEN LESS THAN YOU THINK BECAUSE THEY DEVALUED THE USD BY A FEW TRILLION ALREADY SINCE THE START OF ALL THIS.
Is this pump artificial? What's numbers gonna be like when U.S. states get quarantined?
Idk desu my greatest ally friend, it could be all over. Seems people have realised the game is up and all the fake money is now worthless
You fags are dumb, today is the perfect time to buy up some cheap stock and get rich quick when the nothingburger panic ends.
Bet on Trump's re-election, the odds just keep getting better and better.
it could go into negative territory and then stockholders actually OWE money.
It’s just a flu bro. This is a nothingburger. Buy the dip! Anyways, I’m tired. Anyone else sleepy? I’m going to take a nap since nothing is going on.
But it's their system Vlad, they play the game they follow the rules. This is why /CASH/ gang is superior
>Yas Forums still defending the orange
TRUMP TOWER SHILLS WORKING OVERTIME
Buy low so you can sell it high, if they're serious I don't know. But that's literally the stock market, buying low selling high to make money, unless the company goes bankrupt or dies or something. These companies sell investments into their company you buy them, the more value the company gains the more your share is worth.
checkerino
Funny how despite all this, Trump has time to support his islamic terrorist friends in Syria
The US is a multicultural hodgepodge, a neoliberal basket case run by incompetent morons and Jews, and we're the most politically divided we've ever been. An economic crash will tear this country apart.
what about up and down bitch? can't even make a meh meme
hahaha glow harder!
fuck that would be so nice.
im paying man. and i dont believe.
>U.S. COULD START PURCHASING CRUDE OIL FOR STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE IN AS SOON AS TWO WEEKS - ENERGY DEPARTMENT SOURCE
Here comes the adjustment, you get what you deserve for putting savages on a pedestal..
WHERE ARE THE JUMPERS?
lol i was actually about to just alt tab, it’s 1:15AM here in Aus and i gotta be up at 6am. Anyone else feeling sleepy? Goodnight guys and good luck. Godspeed
emergency command economy when
We are living in the prelude to WW3. Congrats lads.
If you're tempted to buy now, I'd invest in plastic. The market is looking at a hard crash.
>The US is a multicultural hodgepodge, a neoliberal basket case run by incompetent morons and Jews, and we're the most politically divided we've ever been. An economic crash will tear this country apart.
And the world will breathe a sigh of relief. I wonder how many of the 38 simultaneous wars going on in the world will stop because the USA can no longer fund them.
>By the end of the year
Niggers will be burning down suburbs in under two weeks. I’ve got a few middle class friends in big cities. They are essentially running out of food and toilet paper, with the stores continuing to be empty. I already think whites will start chimping out in a couple of weeks, so you know niggers will.
ehh when you are too drunk to ride the bike its good to have some stabilizer wheels
or do you like hitting your face on the concrete floor of reality ? :D
>Boomer Remover
Hurrr durrr dont eat out, save the boomers, you are spreading the disease
is this their way of bailing out the saudis? if oil is worth nothing then the price will only increase if someone buys a shitload of it, like the americans do now
>He thinks this is wit and not just a niggerism.
At a certain point it becomes more profitable to just fire the missiles and reset the world.
this. there is no broad sense of community in the US anymore. Don't believe what's on social media, we are more fractured than ever.
Whites will be checkpointing the suburbs.
yes
>SAUDI ARAMCO CFO SAYS WE ARE VERY COMFORTABLE WITH $30 A BARREL OIL
put all your money into pot stocks right now. when the depression hits dude weed will be very popular. vice stocks are always good in a downturn. bargains abound.
Honestly this just sounds like what Rothschild did during the Napoleonic wars. Just wait it out.
about half of them and a dozen new ones will start, most of with being the entire middle east flooding israel.
its good that the gay prelude is finaly over and the real happening can beginn
What I learnt from the 2008 financial crisis is to buy stocks like crazy when they go down a lot because eventually the market will bottom out and go back up and you will be kicking yourself for not buying.
For every panic seller today there is a buyer on the other side of the trade.
1.5 trillion btw
>only 10% down now
>second circuit breaker not getting hit
yeah this is a nothingburger, stop panicking over nothing you doomer faggots
But something more lethal than corona would leave most of the infrastructure intact...
>THE GOVERNORS OF NY, NJ, AND CT WILL MAKE A JOINT ANNOUNCEMENT AT 10AM
Retard, 1500 million is 1.5 Billion.
They burned 1500 BILLION dollars...1.5 Trillion.
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we /comfy/ just dont turn the internet off
only cost 1.5 trillion dollars to still drop 10%, nothing to see here
So,are we heading towards 2008-tier crisis or not?
reporting
>Hit's a circuit breaker every day like a Dragon Ball Z character getting pushed through a skyscraper top to bottom.
>mfw they injected 1.5 Trillion just for it to dissipate within 15 minutes
>the absolute state of bulltards
This. so many fucking retards itt wishing that there was a real happening
>This isn't even my final form!
The cope from you nothingburger fags is hilarious.
More like Greater Depression.
Maybe I would if it wasn’t so complicated. It should be much easier for the average person to invest and sell stocks, shouldn’t have to go through a bank or broker as middlemen. If they did that we probably wouldn’t have these economic crashes every ten years
>pump
retracing is normal market behavior during a decline.
>people start linking Soros to a drug manufacturing plant in Wuhan that experimented with bat reservoir CoVs in 2008
>suddenly the market crashes
Not a coincidence at all.
Isn't the first time Soros has been in the spotlight and the market crashed to distract the sheep.
Kill this fucking piece of shit already, holy fuck.
>N.Y., N.J. AND CONN. TO BAN GATHERINGS OF MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE
Sold stocks don't dissipate in to the void, for every panic sell there's a panic buyer looking to beat his grubby meat in the darkness waiting for a rebound.
Nobody retard. Everything is going to shit, only Yas Forums profits and nobody else on the god damn planet so enjoy the happening.
EAT THE CALCULATORS
from the last thread
who gaind from all this?
AHHHHH I GET DIRECT DEPOSIT WITH MY CHECKS FROM WORK
WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME. SHOULD I GET THEM IN THE MAIL??
When will trading start? Was it 5 minutes?
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STOCK MARKET NOT FLYING SO GOOD
Thanks user, I'm not very well versed in this shit.
>THE NEET SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>N.Y., N.J. AND CONN. TO BAN GATHERINGS OF MORE THAN 50 PEOPLE
Oklahoma too. State of Emergency.
The same thing happened during the 2008 financial crisis, fuck tonnes of money injected yet the market went down another 20%. Then all of a sudden it reverses into a glorious bull market, climbing a wall of worry, beats frothing at the mouth.
bold words after centuries of begging Americans to "CUM 2 BRAZIL" to help prop up commerce in that hideous fucking favela nightmare. your pisscountry will burn, and I hope you're the last one alive to watch it all wither away.
MAKE
DEPRESSIONS
GREAT
AGAIN
WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
Honestly while I know NOTHING I've been skeptical of the happening since the DOW dip in 2016 where I was assured by POL it was in-fact HAPPENING in under 2 months.
if you honestly think that nobody just became a fucking world leader from this then your even more idiotic then i thought.
>after centuries of begging Americans to "CUM 2 BRAZIL"
there's, in fact, more than one brazilian on pol
This is way beyond 2008.
>DAX AT -7,70
I dunno I have never drives anything while being drunk.
the jews already invested in the market crashing a year ago, they're always 10 steps ahead of you dumb goys
>His last recorded words were
>It's nothing..
Not to mention the massive influx of people saying that this is nothing. At the start there were always people who didn't just disagree they just shouted non stop that it is nothing to worry about. Now there way more people screaming nothingburger.
holy shit
>CHINESE TOP DIPLOMAT YANG JIECHI WARNED POMPEO THAT ATTEMPTS TO SMEAR CHINA WILL NOT SUCCEED, ACTIONS THAT HARM CHINA'S INTERESTS WILL BE RETALIATED AGAINST - CCTV
>he actually left his money in the bank
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We should just fucking nuke these chinks.