/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2145

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I think I might go out today and survey the panic buying.

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Meanwhile in the USA

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>finally surpassed 1000 confirmed cases

We did it reddit!

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

can you verify that with a single fact

Faggot it's 40% over a month. It's a complete disaster.

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Any Dutchfags here? A friend told me that you've got quite a lot of young people in intensive care right now and that the situation is pretty fucking grim. Is that legit? Asking cause he tends to exaggerate a bit at times.

How to stop myself from homosexual thoughts?

take pics

Tales from the store:
Went in to get some groceries. We usually do a weekly shop since we live far away from town. In normal fashion we filled our trolley quite a lot but now I felt a sense of dread, as if I were committing a terrible faux pas by not just getting a basket with a few odds and ends. As if I were one of those dreaded, selfish, evil hoarders to be held in contempt for my immorality. I tried to be respectful and never take the 'last one' of any given item and we even ended up spending less than on a normal non-corona shop, but it still felt like I had just ransacked the whole store. A few notes on stock:
>hand sanitizer all gone
>toilet roll all gone
>pasta all gone
>plenty of rice
>baked beans all gone
>tins of tuna running out
>most other canned beans gone
>oats all gone
>bread mostly gone
>plenty of peanut butter
>potatoes, carrots, and oranges running out
>produce section was mixed with some things running out and some doing fine
In general stock wasn't doing as well as usual. This is a small supermarket in a small town so I hate to think what it is like in the cities.

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What happens at 6,666 deaths?

pretty based, not gonna lie

Keep up the excellent work

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1 Greenland,

Lol, being in Korea suddenly doesn't seem so bad now...

Well...
globaltimes.cn/content/1182703.shtml

Shen Yi, an expert on politics from Fudan University in Shanghai, told the Global Times "This is why the Chinese public are shocked, as they found those Western countries who always lecture and criticize China on human rights issues are actually reluctant to save lives during a pandemic situation.
"They found China, which is a socialist country always criticized by the West, is putting people's lives at the priority and willing to accept heavy sacrifices in the economy, while some capitalist Western democratic states actually choose to protect economic interests and stock markets first to serve the interests of the capitalists, instead of the health of ordinary people."

You're forgetting it took almost a decade for the economy to fully recover from 20078

user, what is this?

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Yeah, discount stocks.
Why are you worried about this?

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We're back

we already passed that

How's Italy holding up?

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Does someone have the mp4 where: "Stop! Don't touch me there - this is my no-no square!"?

RESIST
I SEE THE LIGHT

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Embrace it bratishka

>Stonks have completely erased every gain of the Trump presidency
>Muh nothingburger
Get fucked.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/ down down DOWN

POST YOUR BEST PEPE IN BIOSUIT.

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Post yfw Mexico builds a wall at the US border and pays for it

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fuck it is so nice to hear normie friend that I was right and not crazy and that they should have stockpilled too.

QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
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hahahahaaha
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And he closed down himself in the autonomy goverment palace lmao
>libertaddigital.com/espana/2020-03-16/torra-da-positivo-por-coronavirus-1276654059/

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NOOOOO GREENLAND, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, YOU ARE THE LAST BASTION OF HUMANITY AND NOW YOU GET YOURSELF INFECTED AS WELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Chasing Corona-Chan... Most Precarious

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She could be oceans away tomorrow...

So soon you're chance will have come and gone...

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The world outside in the USA is beautiful right now. So many less people. This is the way human life is supposed to be.

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What Italy?

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This coronavirus pandemic is stressing me out. Maybe I should fuck my wife

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The U.K. is fucked. No one taking it seriously at all. Restaurant is fully packed out because the sun is out for once. RIP Britbros

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
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Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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NCfag reporting in, I went to a discount grocreie store at 8, some based autists where buying all of the pre-packed ramen noodles and toilet paper, pretty sure they where /ourguys/ since one had black sun shirt and gas mask on, wanted to call them brother but has my resporator on.

Anyhow, if it's still early where you are, it's safe until 10 am when the normals wake up. That window has past for east coast bros but west coast and middle america anoms, get goung, resock it wendsday aswell.

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RIP in pepperoni

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Guatemala: 2 cases, 1 dead

>why are you worried?
I hope you never even get coronachan. Just fired. And then you can't find a job.

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free pension reform friend

They've got niggers raping people in sainsbury's.

>the bear will leave its cave forever

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i feel fine guys

Join the unofficial Yas Forums folding@home team!
Lend the BioJew your computing energy!
Unlock the gates to Corona-chan's full potential!
>Team ID: 229500

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Does someone have the mp4 where: "Stop! Don't touch me there - this is my no-no square!"?

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Can't really give source for this, but one of my coworker's sister works for the Danish CDC, and apparently they've found out that you do indeed build immunity to the virus if you get it.

That says nothing about different strains, but it rules out ADE.

Is not anyone else really being impressed with how Xi handled the virus