/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2145

► Detected: 173,171 ► Died: 6,665
>NEWS
Argentina shuts down borders, schools
archive.is/eWtHb

Venezuela under lockdown in 7 states, affecting 12 million
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Denmark shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
archive.is/gFpGT

South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
archive.is/MrQFb

Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
archive.is/QIBmE

Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
archive.is/HLAN0

>LATEST CASES
11:41: 900 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
11:20: 435 new cases in Germany.
10:49: 1,053 new cases and 129 new deaths in Iran.
10:20: 172 new cases and 1 new death in Belgium.
09:44: 99 new cases in Austria.
09:26: 125 new cases in Malaysia.
08:30: 7 new cases and 1 new death in Bahrain. This is the first death in Bahrain.

>MORE
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>There is an incredibly light and frothy almost blueish foam that can be easily pumped into the filling port of any modern medical grade protective casing, confinement or captivity, and I'm told a liter of this secret substance can support between two-hundred and two-hundred and fifty decontaminations depending on body mass. With a pleasing slightly floral scent, the foam readily sticks to a broad spectrum of human proteins where it begins to react in a slightly exothermic reaction of catabolic digestion, consuming in minutes what would take crematoria or burial operations many labor and energy intensive hours. Said to comprise some twenty distinct "hyper-enzymes," the foam can be easily administered by a low pressure hose or even pumped by manual mechanisms and greatly reduce the workload of medical sanitation teams who need only wipe excess foam clean, collect any undigested debris, implanted medical devices and materials and spray down the protective casings with a counter-enzyme. While the catabolic mechanism is designed to be so rapid as to be relatively painless, contaminated patients may require restraint while the foam is being sprayed, although mechanical movements will be quickly hindered by the digestive cleavage of important tendons and ligaments.
>Systems integrating decontaminative catabolism in overhead plumbing are anticipated in the near term.

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>Market stabilised
>No longer dropping
>Doomers BTFO
Nothingburger

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China, 80,86 Italy, 24,747 Iran, 14,991 Spain, 8794 South Korea, 8,236 France, 5,423 Germany, 5,813 United States, 3,798 United Kingdom, 1,372 Switzerland, 2,200 Netherlands, 1135 Norway, 1,256 Belgium, 1085 Sweden, 1032 Austria, 959 Denmark, 875 Japan, 818 Diamond Princess, 697 Malaysia, 553 Qatar, 401 Australia, 353 Canada, 336 Greece, 331 Czech Republic, 298 Israel, 255 Portugal, 245 Finland, 241 Singapore, 226 Bahrain, 221 Slovenia, 219 Brazil, 218 Iceland, 180 Estonia, 171 Ireland, 169 Poland, 150 Hong Kong, 149 Thailand, 147 Philippines, 140 Romania, 139 Indonesia, 134 India, 130 Egypt, 126 Iraq, 124 Saudi Arabia, 118 Kuwait, 112 San Marino, 109 Lebanon, 99 United Arab Emirates, 98, Pakistan, 94 Luxembourg, 77 Chile, 75 Peru, 71 Taiwan, 67 Russia, 63 Slovakia, 61 South Africa, 61 Vietnam, 57 Argentina, 56 Croatia, 56 Serbia, 55 Panama, 55 Mexico, 53 Bulgaria, 51 Brunei, 50 Algeria, 54 Colombia, 45 Albania, 42 Hungary, 39 Palestine, 38 Ecuador, 37 Costa Rica, 35 Georgia, 33 Belarus, 27 Cyprus, 33 Latvia, 30 Armenia, 30 Morocco, 28 Senegal, 26 Azerbaijan, 25 Bosnia, 24 Moldova, 2 Oman, 22 Afghanistan, 21 Malta, 21 Tunisia, 20 North Macedonia, 19 Turkey, 18 Sri Lanka, 18 Venezuela, 17 Jamaica, 15 Jordan, 15 Lithuania, 14 Maldives, 13 Cambodia, 12 Dominican Republic, 11, 0 Macau, 11 Bolivia, 10 New Zealand, 10 Paraguay, 8 Bangladesh, 8 Liechtenstein, 7 Burkina Faso, 7 Ghana, 6 Uzbekistan, 6 Honduras, 6 Rwanda, 5 Cameroon, 5 Ivory Coast, 5 Andorra, 5 Ethiopia, 4 Ukraine, 3 Seychelles, 3 DR Congo, 3 Kenya, 3 Nigeria, 2 Monaco, 2 Namibia, 2 Liberia, 1 Eswatini, 1 Equatorial Guinea, 1 Gabon, 1 Congo Republic, 1 Sudan, 1 Mauritania, 1Central African Republic, 1, 0 Guinea, 1 Togo, 1 Nepal, 1 Bhutan, 1 Gibraltar, 1 Vatican City, 1

Rate my PrEP boys

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EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE

12% isn't that bad the economy will be just fine.
2008 was way worse and we recovered.

stop panicking.

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/Our guy/ has spoken

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Finnish government live

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I think I might go out today and survey the panic buying.

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Meanwhile in the USA

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>finally surpassed 1000 confirmed cases

We did it reddit!

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

can you verify that with a single fact

Faggot it's 40% over a month. It's a complete disaster.

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Brrrrrrrrr

Any Dutchfags here? A friend told me that you've got quite a lot of young people in intensive care right now and that the situation is pretty fucking grim. Is that legit? Asking cause he tends to exaggerate a bit at times.

How to stop myself from homosexual thoughts?

take pics

Tales from the store:
Went in to get some groceries. We usually do a weekly shop since we live far away from town. In normal fashion we filled our trolley quite a lot but now I felt a sense of dread, as if I were committing a terrible faux pas by not just getting a basket with a few odds and ends. As if I were one of those dreaded, selfish, evil hoarders to be held in contempt for my immorality. I tried to be respectful and never take the 'last one' of any given item and we even ended up spending less than on a normal non-corona shop, but it still felt like I had just ransacked the whole store. A few notes on stock:
>hand sanitizer all gone
>toilet roll all gone
>pasta all gone
>plenty of rice
>baked beans all gone
>tins of tuna running out
>most other canned beans gone
>oats all gone
>bread mostly gone
>plenty of peanut butter
>potatoes, carrots, and oranges running out
>produce section was mixed with some things running out and some doing fine
In general stock wasn't doing as well as usual. This is a small supermarket in a small town so I hate to think what it is like in the cities.

бppppppp

What happens at 6,666 deaths?

pretty based, not gonna lie

Keep up the excellent work

sermitsiaq.ag/saa-sketecoronavirus-i-groenland

1 Greenland,

Lol, being in Korea suddenly doesn't seem so bad now...

Well...
globaltimes.cn/content/1182703.shtml

Shen Yi, an expert on politics from Fudan University in Shanghai, told the Global Times "This is why the Chinese public are shocked, as they found those Western countries who always lecture and criticize China on human rights issues are actually reluctant to save lives during a pandemic situation.
"They found China, which is a socialist country always criticized by the West, is putting people's lives at the priority and willing to accept heavy sacrifices in the economy, while some capitalist Western democratic states actually choose to protect economic interests and stock markets first to serve the interests of the capitalists, instead of the health of ordinary people."

You're forgetting it took almost a decade for the economy to fully recover from 20078

user, what is this?

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Yeah, discount stocks.
Why are you worried about this?

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=264&v=wCD9S1OSuo4&feature=emb_title

We're back

we already passed that

How's Italy holding up?

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Does someone have the mp4 where: "Stop! Don't touch me there - this is my no-no square!"?

RESIST
I SEE THE LIGHT

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Embrace it bratishka

>Stonks have completely erased every gain of the Trump presidency
>Muh nothingburger
Get fucked.

worldometers.info/coronavirus/ down down DOWN

POST YOUR BEST PEPE IN BIOSUIT.

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Post yfw Mexico builds a wall at the US border and pays for it

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fuck it is so nice to hear normie friend that I was right and not crazy and that they should have stockpilled too.

QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
>QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
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>QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
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>QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
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>QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
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>QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
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>QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS
QUIM TORRA, CATAcuckNIA AUTONOMY PRESIDENT, POSITIVE OF CORONAVIRUS

hahahahaaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And he closed down himself in the autonomy goverment palace lmao
>libertaddigital.com/espana/2020-03-16/torra-da-positivo-por-coronavirus-1276654059/

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NOOOOO GREENLAND, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, YOU ARE THE LAST BASTION OF HUMANITY AND NOW YOU GET YOURSELF INFECTED AS WELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Chasing Corona-Chan... Most Precarious

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She could be oceans away tomorrow...

So soon you're chance will have come and gone...

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The world outside in the USA is beautiful right now. So many less people. This is the way human life is supposed to be.

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What Italy?

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This coronavirus pandemic is stressing me out. Maybe I should fuck my wife

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The U.K. is fucked. No one taking it seriously at all. Restaurant is fully packed out because the sun is out for once. RIP Britbros

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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NCfag reporting in, I went to a discount grocreie store at 8, some based autists where buying all of the pre-packed ramen noodles and toilet paper, pretty sure they where /ourguys/ since one had black sun shirt and gas mask on, wanted to call them brother but has my resporator on.

Anyhow, if it's still early where you are, it's safe until 10 am when the normals wake up. That window has past for east coast bros but west coast and middle america anoms, get goung, resock it wendsday aswell.

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RIP in pepperoni

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Guatemala: 2 cases, 1 dead

>why are you worried?
I hope you never even get coronachan. Just fired. And then you can't find a job.

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free pension reform friend

They've got niggers raping people in sainsbury's.

>the bear will leave its cave forever

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youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY
i feel fine guys

Join the unofficial Yas Forums folding@home team!
Lend the BioJew your computing energy!
Unlock the gates to Corona-chan's full potential!
>Team ID: 229500

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Does someone have the mp4 where: "Stop! Don't touch me there - this is my no-no square!"?

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Can't really give source for this, but one of my coworker's sister works for the Danish CDC, and apparently they've found out that you do indeed build immunity to the virus if you get it.

That says nothing about different strains, but it rules out ADE.

Is not anyone else really being impressed with how Xi handled the virus