My friends roommates mom sent him this text. You guys think this is actually gonna happen?

My friends roommates mom sent him this text. You guys think this is actually gonna happen?

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What a coincidence, my wife's aunt said she got the same text message. It's clearly nonsense spreading on facebook

My wife's immediate relative has high level clearances. He called us yesterday to tell us that the national shutdown is going to happen this week.

While I'm sure the text chains are bullshit, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

I hate being that person but I saw this too..

confirmed
source: my dad works for Nintendo

Two options:
>national quarantine, shit hits the fan
>no national quarantine, virus spreads, states have their hands forced and shut down, shit hits the fan

also:
>gas, cash, and medicine
>gas
where the fuck are you going to go if there's a lockdown? the second you hit a roadblock, they're going to take all of your shit and turn you right back around
>cash
if you run into a situation where you have cash and no necessities, your cash will be useless anyway. Do you really think someone will sell you one of their guns for anything less than $20k in a mass panic?
>medicine
it's viral, the only thing that would help is Mucinex. everyone's acting like you can get Rx shit easily.

what you really need are:
>guns, ammo, and the sense to know when to get the fuck out before everyone else

>You guys think this is actually gonna happen?
no and fuck it if it does.

I mean anything is possible at this point.

Underrated

I work for Nintendo and my son keeps giving away company secrets

For some reason I kept reading gas and cash as guns and cash.

i'm seeing this everywhere and it's absolutely 100% not going to happen. we are weeks away from any sort of shutdown like that.

just because someone has clearances doesn't mean he's not a gullible moron. he didn't hear this from command. he heard it from other dipshits spreading rumors

Omg goys my friends roommates mom just flew over my house!

>come home tuesday

Nice shes dtf

The Stafford Act has already been enacted? This is what the SOE was Friday

My dad has top secret clearance, and guess what? He’s a total normalfag “it’s just the flu bro” neoliberal.

>9am Monday
>I mean next 48 to 72 hrs
>I mean this month
>I mean this lunar cycle
>I mean this quarter
>I mean this year
>I mean this kali yuga

>evoke
dumb spelling errors are a sure sign of a hoax

I got one last night too. Might be a scare chain.

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audibly kek'd

>evoke
>not invoke

It's fucking infuriating.

Lmao my mom sent the same shit
National quarantine would send us to the stone ages

yeah i stopped there

My Aunts nephews brother in law his son works at Sega HQ.
He worked on Golden Axe back in the day.

This is absolutely true. I just confirmed with my wife’s son who works for the CIA. D’Angelo has never once given me bad intel. Reply to this post or gay space niggers with AIDS will tongue your mother’s anus in her sleep.

>meme
meme

My cousin works for the cyborg police. He said you better get your female relatives naked and have them tied up on the front door step as offerings to the police if you want to even have a chance of survival. The cyborgs are hungry for human pussy meat.

My wife's boyfriend also got the same thing.

the President already declared a national emergency retard

Nigger captain trips could be spreading and those greedy fuckers still wouldn't close down businesses, they make far too much money and tax revenue. They haven't even put controls in place to stop profiteering bulk buyers for christs sake.

My wife's boyfriend is Deputy Under Secretary of Labor, they are nationalizing Yas Forums tomorrow. Stay safe.

Yes, viral message send on group chat/email are a reliable source of information.
Not as reliable as when Yas Forums forget to take its med, but I will give it a solid 7/10.

>gas
Why? If there is a quarantine, National Guard is going to be on the all the major roads just looking to beat you up and steal your supplies.

re:re:re:re YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS

First it was 24, now it’s 48 to 72

its already happened here.

TOTES believe you bro.

Then when it's an actual warning, everyone will go
>ya sure, Ive seen this shit for months *coof coof* UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHhhhhheeeerrrgggg........
and be dead

Forgot the screencap
NO ONE NOTICES THE "MEME" IN THE CORNER OF THIS??

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this

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>my roommates moms friends uncle violated his security clearance over an unsecured messaging service to warn my sister in law karen that hitler drumpf will be instituting martial law due a minor respiratory virus with a 99% survival rate among the non elderly

this charade has gone on for long enough

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>can't go anywhere
>get cash
WHAT THE FUCK FOR

my wife's boyfriend is the president of the united states and he sent me the same text just hours ago.

Forwards from Grandma have taken a dark turn.

My dad works at Nintendo and he shared in private that fear is a wonderful way to control people.

so if nothing happens in 48 hours we'll all have a thread to commemorate this as bs, right? because it was already being posted yesterday, along with people saying martial law by today.

Source: dude trust me

My girlfriends daughter also got it wierd.

>>Simpkins

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Use him as a leak for advertising.

So did someone just forge this whole thing? It’s past 10:30

Hi eshields

Checked

Absolutely not. It didn't happen in the great depression - why would it happen now?

My brother's best friend runs things in Japan and he said it's on. Don't say I didn't warn you.

does he have coronachan?

underrated post

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ET is in 20 minutes

well I can't have that happening

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Holy shit my wifes sons boyfriend got the same thing!

Et is 1 hour ahead of pacific.

Pacific -> Et -> Middle -> EST

>immediate relative has high level clearances
not anymore

>my friend said my friend said that my mom said that my friend said tanks in 30
holy fucking shit it's happening

Why are boomers posting their "forward this" bullshit on here?

My wife's sun just told me that my wife's boyfriend works for the CDC and he said that his side hoe's husband was told by a reliable source from the CDC that this is a nothingburger.

Exact thing posted here including spelling error

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Not shooting your way through the checkpoint and salvaging that sweet sweet gear.
MARAUDERGANG RISE UP

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>what you really need are:
>>guns, ammo, and the sense to know when to get the fuck out before everyone else


This. We're not there yet anons. When the riots start and cops stop responding it's time to head into the sticks. Might not get that bad this season. Next year could be worse. Hopefully we'll either all build resistance or a vaccine will be deployed incase a mutant variant wrecks our shit next winter.

Important French announcement
youtu.be/EuWo5lmWuZI

sweat the virus out if at all possible, the young are dying and they think its because of nsaid's

she wants the D

Got same text

Post screenshot

My boyfriend's wife's cousin also got this message.

>boomer "my dad works at nintendo"

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Rumour has it that the French also find out that water kills the aliens/demons.

Trips of truth.

Dude no way can he get me mew without a gameshark

my wifes boyfriends son also received this message. absolutely peculiar

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I don’t know whom I want to punch more with a fist I dipped in a toilet bowl: the panicking pandemic preppers going nuts and buying everything, or the “it’s just the flu, bro” fuckers who Whistle past the Hospital ward.

Can confirm. My wife’s son’s wife bull works for the mossad.

Why did you post a pic of my Governor?

It's not true.

There is no ET, do you mean MT?

Its true my wife's grandson's boyfriend got the same message

This is going around meant to cause panic.

i switched to CBD gummy and it's almost as effective as ibuprofen

I know it's hearsay, but I have a friend from the US who is an old money WASP who has family working high up in the DOD, there is an announcement coming soon and it will have an impact on how you in the US can go about your business. He was prepping us for an announcement in the next day or so.

My mom said something very similar last night to me. Normies are too gullible for the LARP

Whatever he thinks Yas Forums did, it’s 9gag’s fault

this, raidergang

head into the sticks and ill shoot your ass off carpet baggin faggot stay in your retard pen