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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on FtN 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on MtP 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/15/20
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>TrumpTweet: THE UNITED STATES LOVES ITALY! 3/14/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/14/20
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>SG Adams on JudgeJeanine 3/14/20
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>KAC on JudgeJeanine 3/14/20
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>ThiccSarah on WattersWorld 3/14/20
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GOD BLESS THE USA! EDITION
MAGA!
AWOO!
oh no no no
inb4 drumpf stumpft
How can I make a cryptocurrency based on toilet paper?
> AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
MUH GOLD!
This did not age well.
AND LO
ALL MY DAYS WERE WRITTEN IN THE TOILET PAPER AND PLANNED BEFORE A SINGLE ONE OF THEM BEGAN
draw a one on each sheet, no one will understand. thus crypto.
KEEP
AMERICA
GREAT
>Square Share
AWOO
>everybody is gonna start dying any minute now, g-guys!
>I-I promise!
>BUY THE DIP
BUY THE DIP
>BUY THE DIP
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Positioning for the huge market gains after this forced panic is over.
> AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
MY COINS!
SELL SELL SELL
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
fm.cnbc.com
fm.cnbc.com
fm.cnbc.com
TOILET PAPER RESERVES WHEN?
Thank fuck. That shit got so overpriced no one could use it for it's God given graces. Computers are lucky to have a quarter gram of gold total anymore.
Post busty tomboys
I'm remembering Miami Beach right now. I'm thinking "what happens when you put a bunch of aging Jews next to a cosmopolitan metro where browns are in charge of most of the low-level city offices.
Imagine the life of a man who took out 20k in student loans for 11k buttcoins right now
HAHAHAHA
Joe Biden is going to win 50 states
carbon nanotubes
>bragging about the #DemocratCPCshutdown
t.Ahmed Wangstein
Don’t remind me. I laughed back then and maybe I’ll even fap to the memory of that tonight
THIS IS A MOVEMENT!
This is insane.
Democrats haven't even given a timetable for their economic shutdown. It's indefinite as of now.
When I think of how many years it barely budged from $300, and then one day a plane hits a tower. and there go the money presses, and the deficit right with it.
Since we are NEET experts, what can we do to help fucking normies transition to this lifestyle?
Lol, we’re already way past what even the Sooners were predicting. Forced quarantined, panic buying, markets crashing, hospitals over run and a projected death toll in the thousands.
Happeningfags were right for the first time in 15 years.
Democrats are on their way to taking the majority of the House and the Senate too.
They'll do anything to burn the entire economy if it means Trump gets the blame.
Summer at the latest. You can't force people to stay inside longer than a week, and you can't keep people panicked longer than a month.
Unless you want them to start the DOTR.
Yas Forumsbro here. AMA.
Democrats would kill a million Americans if it meant they got power
ikr? i used to joke to stoners about how they were buying weed for the price of gold when they should be buying gold and then away went the price after that day.
Its fucking over nnooooooooo!!!!!!
>This is insane.
It's karma. Trump said he was gonna be judged by the market, let him be judged then.
Any toilet paper stocks to invest in?
The first two hours for every grocery store in the morning should be only open to senior citizens and otherwise disabled/vulnerable/needy customers. Let the fucking retards fight it out after the ones in real need get their shit.
To you panic faggots what's the rock bottom number of deaths before you admit this was nothing but bullshit.
>trying to blame Trump for the #DemocratCPCshutdown
Oof
>lost 200k
only if you cashed out at a low like a dumb boomer
>waiting patiently for the bottom
Who /gonnamakemoney/ here?
is he okay?
> BUY HIGH SELL LOW
Thanks Yas Forums
>Unless you want them to start the DOTR.
I wonder? Fits the timeline.
>They'll do anything to burn the entire economy if it means Trump gets the blame.
Trump gets the blame for not being confident, letting corona virus spread rapidly within USA without testing kits.
Nobody has any confidence in Trump, especially Wall Street.
85 million +
Buy Clorox
How low is ethereum going? Linkies looking stinky?
That doesn't make any sense. Additionally it promotes a mindset of reckless behavior that will tank it just to tank Trump. People like you should be shot. At least I rest somewhat comfy knowing how blacked and muslim you lot are now.
Is this you? Lol
Democrats are already fucked in the Senate and in the house too if Biden is seriously going to top the ticket. I don't think people realize just how badly Clinton fucked the senate chances for the Dems, like that was their moment to get it back and she torched it for a decade.
>spread rapidly
>barely 0.01% of population
Doesn't count when EVERYBODY who isn't a Chinese asset on Twitter is blaming the media and Democrats for the shutdown. Everybody I've talked says it's a media panic, they will eventually put two and two together if they haven't already
NEW FLOOR
15K
PANIC
> MEANWHILE IN BIDEN DEBATE
I'm investing heavily in 1-ply stocks, functionality will take priority over comfort in this market
if you're flush with cash consider investing in plumbing services and manufacture. lotta big meals going to be coming down the pipes now that everyone's on a strict beans and rice diet.
Why not just admit you are a fetishist. To everyone else, its just random.
Should have just said All of them, panic faggot.
Can't wait until all the looting murders are added to covid death totals to boost numbers.
He is going to win the election easily.
>feed the old before the young
not on your life, gramps! don't worry we'll leave the metamucil and dried prunes for you
lock her up you kiked retard
you retrarded bitch
lock her up
I'm not panicking, I misread your post.
I thought you were saying
>what is the bare minimum number of deaths before you admit this is anything other than a nothing burger
to which, my threshold is at least 85 million for me to admit this was anything besides a media induced panic
How's your 401k now, fags?
He's got dementia mushmind for sure, the fucker had part of his brain fucked by scaples. He's not long for this world in any reasoning mind.
Nah, the funny part comes later. You know, when Soros and his buds have cashed out and blown it all trying to fund America's demise only to find TheirSmilesAndOptimismGone.png. The best part? Dimfucks such as yourself will no longer be able to afford internet and won't be able to shit up the boards anymore.
>wait for it
MAGA
he doesn't even have a platform
I’ll keep the Church of Lulz and Despair open for the duration of the CoronaThing.
Come and REPENT! Just repeat after me
> ALL HAIL DESPAIR
And you all can still be saved
should i buy btc now?
Good point.
Flu and other respiratory victims already are.
Panic buying is (probably) temporary. The most lucrative at the moment might be oil. Or if you prefer not to get involved with that shady business, now is probably a good time to buy Disney stock. It won't give a huge return but its definitely undervalued ATM.
I have coworkers that have been working as brokers for years making that very mistake right now.
I'll be honest, I don't have much knowledge or experience with those kinds of currencies. So my advice would be pretty much guessing.
Long way from here to November user.
If I had the money, I'd get into plumbing. Or if I knew how to fix plumbing shit.
>and business is booming
Does he need one? He isnt Trump.
Nope.
newsweek.com
Nice try though, panic shill.
The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.
Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.
The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).
In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.
Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe
The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status
Anybody can find me! I'm online, I'm on the internet. Little kids can find Joe Biden, so just go for Joe dot cum. Type it into your dictaphone and do what it says!
>oil
Maybe this guy is legit after all.
I love how all it takes for anyone to go commiefag retard is some market loses, people are just herd animals.
Yeah, Disney is down right now
PRINT MISTER JEWMAN
PRINT AND SAVE US YOUR PRECIOUS GOYCATTLE
>listening to Yas Forums
BUUUUUY THE DIIIIIP! Think about it user, what is the one thing people need the most
> encrypted hashes of imaginary bits
> cash money