Mr. Trump, I don't feel too good

>The bear will leave its cave forever.

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SO CLOSE TO 13

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

WE DID IT REDDIT WE CRASHED DRUMPFS ECONOMY!

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>Toyoda
Based

Is it comfy yet?

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why do all this american presenters yell on tv? CNBC the guys all yell

top fucking kek

>What do I do with my life savings
Buy a bottle of vodka and a few pounds of potatoes. Fuck it, if the world is going to end you may as well eat like a king once before you go.

Where is link to watch this real time?

CITIGROUP DOWN 21%

That's a big dick you got there

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J&J down -5.5
>DO YOUR PART FOR THE CAUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-choo

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>Everyone is stockpiling why is the economy so bad???

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We supprted trump because we thought he was the "chaos candidate"

This is exactly why we wanted him.

>LIQUIDITY
MORE LIKE LIPOOPOOPEEPEE

>american making poverty jokes in the middle of march 2020
Might as well have a laugh one last time before you crash down to Kazakhstan levels lmao

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Good

Chances that Trump will be crying himself to sleep tonight?

I don't understand what is really going on, but I am having fun "happening" with you guys.

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HIGH ENERGY AMERICAN CHADS

>we
Faggot

m-me too

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Looks like it is stable at around -11.5%. The fed must be pumping like a porn star.

IF THEY FAIL TO REMOVE TRUMP USING THIS
FAKE CRASH AS THEIR MEANS, THEN THEY
ARE FUCKED, MONEY IS ALL THEY HAVE TO
EXERT POWER OVER OTHERS. IF TRUMP GETS
ERECTED IN NOVEMBER DESPITE THE CRASH
THEN TRUMPS GOING TO RAPE EVERYONE WHO
WENT AGAINST HIM. MONEY WILL BECOME USELESS
AT THAT POINT FOR EVIL. SINCE MONEY IS SOLOMONS
TEMPLE, THEY'RE GOING TO DESTROY IT.

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You triggered?

It’s going up

DOW measures the performance of (some of) the 30 biggest corporations in the US. It's now down 10%, essentially meaning that they are getting fucked pretty hard.

>Printing printing printing
>1 month later
>Oh here you go mr baker
>One wheelbarrow of cash has been deposited to your account
>Thanks i hope this loaf of bread is tasty

STFU it's been 4 years all trump does is cuck to non whites

it climbing
>sad

I'm not here to learn, I'm here to have fun.

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is s&p500 the top 500 companies in the US?

AH AHHHHH
I'M GONNA SHOORT
OH YES
I'M SHOORTING!

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Yup. Pretty obvious they are scared of it going 20k. The problem is everyone knows the jig is up

It’s going down again. I want to see it hit 19,xxx.

I don't get this. Explain it to me now.

You are Bulgarian. You shouldn't care about it baka

S&P measures 500 corporations, but they aren't necessarily the "top".

Retards selling all their stocks causing other retards to sell all their stocks because they think everything is gonna crash. Better hope the stocks don't rise again in a month or else they'll look like fucking sheep idiots and just lost alot of money

>NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN MEGACORPORINOS, NOT THE GOOD BOY H1B HINDURINOS AND CHEAP TACOBENDER FACTORY BOIS, NOT THE HECKIN GLOBALIST INFINITE GROWTH ZOG WORLD ORDERINO

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ambient stonks stream with no retards yelling, i hate it too

Globalism died for real this time.

You borrow enough stocks to control a huge volume of the market. Then you sell it all at once. This reduces the price of the market, because everyone is selling in fear of a crash now. This is when you buy back your volume at a lower price. You then return the stocks you borrowed, and have enough money left.

tl;dr crashing the market to make money

I have a lot of money in cash savings, just sitting in a savings account. What the fuck do I do with it??? Just leave it there and hope they don't make the money machine go brr brr, even though they will?

AHHHHHHHH

GUYS I GOT 25K IN THE BANK SHOULD I WITHDRAW EVERYTHING?

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I LOST EVERYTHING IM GONNA DROP IT I SWEAR. TELL ME ITS GONNA BE OK RIGHT NOW

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Spend it all on resources, get ready for the apocalypse

This doesn't make a lick of sense but then again finances never really do. I was hoping it was funny but instead it is boring. This thread probably isn't for me. Nothing is going on that I understand or is impactful to me.

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WITHDRAWL

>buy stonks
>they crash
>keep cash
>it turns into toilet paper

Welcome to corporatocracy. You will be a slave no matter what you do.

if you withdrawal it, it is still cash. if it's in a bank it's cash but FDIC insured, if fdic stops then we're so fucked it doesn't matter

Already did

>markets recover in 2 months
>Yas Forums preppers left with no money and 600 packs of loo roll
Ponder the thought.

JUST CALM DOWN AND BUY THE FUCKING DIP CAPISCI?

buy the dip?

Toilet paper has become money and our money has become toilet paper

I am already so prepped, have everything I need.
feels good man, love being a slave

>markets recover in 2 months
Lmao no

Kazakhstan is in good shape and getting rich fast with oil money. Is that some kind of Borat reference?

>25K in bank
withdrawl from bank

they'll turn around when an actual vaccine starts getting produced