/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2144

really Trump and not China?

I KNOW SHIT ABOUT ECONOMICS AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DJI MEANS

PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME LIKE I'M RETARDED WHAT IT MEANS

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who /HerdImmunity/ here?

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TRADING HALTED ON BELL CURVE

He's probably typing his stock market response as we speak. What is he going to say /cvg/?

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Austria in the 1k club now!
>Austria in the 1k club now!
Austria in the 1k club now!
>Austria in the 1k club now!
Austria in the 1k club now!
>Austria in the 1k club now!
Austria in the 1k club now!
>Austria in the 1k club now!
Austria in the 1k club now!
>Austria in the 1k club now!
Austria in the 1k club now!
>Austria in the 1k club now!

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God be with us all, gentlemen

Global recession it is.

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Money machine go brrrrrr

Boasting in a based bread.

I wish
That I could turn back time

Teacher here with an autoimmune disease. Am I fucked?

Well, that escalated quickly...

what did you expect Yas Forums niggers? economy is kill

>destroys the global economy
pssh, nothing personnel kid...

Nah it's fine Franko, as a tax-payer, the army works for you.

DENMARK HAS PASSED AN EMERGENCY LAW THAT ALLOWS FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO FORCE PEOPLE TO TAKE A VACCINE FOR CORONAVIRUS.
thelocal.dk/20200313/denmark-passes-far-reaching-emergency-coronavirus-law

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Finally, we get our Hitler

WELCOME TO WEIMAR

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seriously, how fucked is the economy?
are we actually witnessing the end of capitalism?

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CHYNA is crashing the economy to halt the trade war

MUTANT BRAZILIAN BAT CORONA HYBRID WILL DOOM US ALL
>MUTANT BRAZILIAN BAT CORONA HYBRID WILL DOOM US ALL
MUTANT BRAZILIAN BAT CORONA HYBRID WILL DOOM US ALL
>MUTANT BRAZILIAN BAT CORONA HYBRID WILL DOOM US ALL

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explain me such a sharp decrease in deaths for Spain, anons?

5 today vs 150 yesterday?

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We need to kill Drumpf for our homeland ASAP

He's the absolute vermin to the United States

reposting in new thread

Jamen forhelvede da også!

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I'M FUCKING SHOORTING

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shiiit nigga

based twitter calling virus real name
Coronavirus Live Global Statistics
@COVID19LiveFeed
twitter.com/COVID19LiveFeed

F

BUY SELL HOLD AAAAAAAAAAA IT'S ALL MELTING DOWN

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Does this idiot know what Malaysia is?

BRRRNNNNNT

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No, we are witnessing Capitalism 2.0 being made

SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME HOW DID THE MARKET GO DOWN THAT FAST

WHAT THE FUCK IT JUST OPENED

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Yas Forums on collective suicide watch

Knife coming in the post today lads.

A lot of his tweets already aren't aged well, arguably he's killed boomers with those tweets that listened to him, I can tell he's not a singular person but a few people writing things on that account like a marketing team, might want to inform the parent company whoever is doing that is putting people at risk and directly contradicting what the CTF is stating publicly.

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our shithole has 205 cases

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INSTANT CIRCUIT BREAKER NOT EVEN 1 MINUTE IN
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>-9% in 2 minutes

20,922.33 −2,263.29 (9.76%)

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Global depression user. It's fucking happening, for real this time.

All that says is a strain is in Brazil. We knew that faggot. kys

congrats bro

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Russia 93

STOCK MARKET CRASH WATCH

STOCK MARKET CRASH WATCH

STOCK MARKET CRASH WATCH

STOCK MARKET CRASH WATCH

boom boom doom doom

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Yep, totally Trumps fault that some chink sold an infected bat to the wet market.

i knew we could do it, we big guys now.

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All the value of companies' stock is decreasing rapidly, despite the fact that the government is doing literally everything it can (printing money) to prevent it.

>superspreader loisence arrived in the post

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Not all reported. They have the whole day to die. Worldofmeters has 15 currently.

Sure. Back on Friday afternoon, Trump announced the state of emergency and the Dow jumped up nearly 10%. It would have fallen back down if markets had been opened for a few more hours. This is just expected.

cause the day hasnt ended.......

youtube.com/watch?v=Yq32e53ZJ7Q
>tfw the stock market beeping sounds more apocalyptic than air raid sirens

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1st for ded

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QUICK! PUMP IT!

youtube.com/watch?v=3RZxmzPjE9Q

THE TRADING BOTS SAY IT'S TIME TO FUCKING PANIC

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Whether it's his "fault" or not is irrelevant this point user. He's the final boss of the US, and whether it's fair or not he will be held accountable for it all. That's just how it works.

Over the weekend people trading in stocks put massive amount of requests to sell what they held. As the stock market opens these trades are being processed, causing the market to drop so fast the system is halted for 15 minutes.
DJI is the sum of the worth of 30 biggest companies traded on the Wall Street, and they just lost 10% in 1 second.

666(5) huh?

how many new cases do you expect from Italy?

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whoa

54 cases, first infected recovered according to the gov.

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>"I don't think it's the End of Days or anything...buy McDonald's and Domino's"

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>3pm update didn't drop yet
gogogo give me the 1.100 corona chan!

he's coping hard, h-heat will kill the virus!

>Poland only at 150
fuck, we're never going to catch up to the 1st world at this rate

The only support level is at 0

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4K

around 3-4K

6000

Aaaaaaaaaa

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Fuck Denmark is going to be more autistic than Finland in the future.

Since society is collpasing I am making my own tools.
Will this stone axe be good once is shared, guys?

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Live
youtu.be/N5Lvxo6ogBU
youtu.be/N5Lvxo6ogBU

>0:00-0:04: Markets closing Friday evening
>0:05-0:06: Markets opening this morning

youtube.com/watch?v=rngFH3Wi7PI

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Kek

+30-35%

SHOULD WE BUY THE DIP,

SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO BUY ACTUALLY NOT EVEN TROLLING

174,134

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Insanity of the masses.

Try guns

i prefer the ambient one without talking
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I'm sorry I laughed

Anybody got a good bug out plan? Not asking for details, just yay/nay. I wouldn't call mine solid, more trying to keep my elderly alive. F.

>be in berlin
>catch corona
>they're about to close all clubs
>go to the last party
>hang out from 4am to 9pm
>infect the whole night club worth of people
Yeah, Berlin is going to go down in flames. I'll give it two weeks. People are already out of their mind. Throngs in the supermarket, people with masks around, toilet paper still out of sale. Yet, you also hear them muttering about "the flu is worse" and "what an overreaction" or "I'm not going to change my life because of that" while packing the shopping cart.

Buddy of mine works for Palantir. Sent me this. Italy style quarantines will be announced tomorrow. Screenshot this

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Use it to make a stone gun

It’s just representative

Everyone expects economic activity to be 0 for the next two quarters due to all the quarantine shit

You didn't refresh fast enough.
If you had 5g, you'd have corona, but you'd also have made bank

ourworldindata.org/coronavirus#deaths-from-covid-19

>World
>doubled in 24 days

E X P O N E N T I A L

Spain has changed to report just once a day.
Gov alway tries to hide nubers.

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Down Jones? more like Down Jones!
Standard and Poors? more like Poors!

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Looks like metamorphic rock. Too grainy.

AND THIS...

IS TO GO...

EVEN FURTHER...

BEYOND!

You are already dead.

>honk honk honk
>beep beep beep
I love all the noises in the background

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It’s not really even a recession though everything is simply on hold

IS IT EVEN LEGAL TO WEAR A FULL FACE AT WORK? WHAT OF THEY TELL ME TO TAKE IT OFF? OR TO GTFO? WHAT DO????

PORTUGAL 331 CASES

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India is trying /TurdImmunity/

No you are witnessing a crash that will reverse once people see that coronavirus will pass

nice VABs fren

I TOLD SOMEONE THE OTHER DAY THE MARKET COULD GO TO ZERO THEY TOLD ME I WAS RETARDED. THEY WERE TECHINLICY CORRECT IN THAT STATEMENT BUT NOT THAT I WAS WRONG

IT IS TOTALLY OVER. POST YOUR FACES OF ANYTHING BEFORE THE INTERNET GETS SHUT DOWN COMPLETELY

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sure user buy low sell lower

>The far-reaching new law will remain in force until March 2021
>As well as enforcing quarantine measures, the law also allows the authorities to force people to be vaccinated, even though there is currently no vaccination for the virus
>It also empowers them to prohibit access to public institutions, supermarkets and shops, public and private nursing homes and hospitals, and also to impose restrictions on access to public transport

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No. It was falling until the announcement. It was a dead cat bounce. Do not buy. It'll crash further down when the circuit breaker expires in a minute.

So our economy is fucked for like ten years?

>Happening actually happens.
>It is thoroughly inconvenient to me in every way because I have finally got my life together.

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Was going to happen anyway, it's not because of the virus. Now it's time for the banks.

But there are bats in North America, as well. The bats in South America, did some researchers or scientists take a bunch of virus samples throughout the years and have it catalogued in biolabs in South America? Is that why some people think that is SARS-CoV-2 reaches the bats in South America, it'll mutate?

is biz btfo??

>>infect the whole night club worth of people
Based

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Yes.

LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN

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RECESSION NOW

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Well, it's the end of 20th century capitalism anyway.

>chilel jumped from 75 to 155
Wew

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No

Yes, unfortunately couldn't find basalt or something better.
Still good for a first try, I will make a better one next time

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, some nasty fruit / whipped cream salad that boomer's parents used to eat.

Still falling...

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Oh shit, that law will not go anywhere even if happening is over. But do you think thay will use force to vaccinate people?

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kek'd

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SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING

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kek portugal still does the suspected cases trick. Does it work for you?

is they do this in the US its fucking revolution time

The fuck.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ar98jEgVygk

>Trump becomes Bob Page
How soon Helios is gonna build a wall too

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We can only benefit as a society and economy when the stock markets evaporate and are never trusted again.

Stupid fucking dumb nothingburgers are perpetually stuck in stage one of grief. Simply pathetic.

-11%

I’m feeling this

we'll see, for now it's people reacting to the stock market going up on Friday so they want to cash in and weather the storm
the real kicker in the balls will be the Italian banking system and the German investments there (bye bye Deutsche Bank) that can collapse the Eurozone

One day, movies will be made about the men protecting their families from raiders and niggers. Post your defending your home from invaders slow motion scene music

youtube.com/watch?v=cz-1cBfOCc4

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What you really want is volcanic glass.

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CAUSE I'M FREEEEEEEEE
FREEEE FAAAALLLLIIIIINNNNG

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>They still think there's going to be a vaccine
top zozzle lad

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wow, everytime that man talks, it goes up.
that's crazy.

COME ON GO UNDER 20K

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Yas Forums please post your screams on vocaroo

Thread music
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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It's fucked, maybe not for 10 years though.
This also means everyone with money in their pensions, retirement accounts, college savings accounts for their kids, etc. Are all losing the value of those accounts.

We are all gonna make it Incabros!!

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Get back to Yas Forums, refugees, no one cares about stonk

our legislation also allows for forced vaccination

Isn't obsidian too fragile? I have heard it won't last more than couple trees

Uh-oh

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IT JUST KEEPS GOING DOWN
WHERE IS THE BOTTOM
THIRD BREAKER WHEN

Everyone in burger land is already screaming that business shutdowns are unconstitutional.

Were not gonna make it frens.

F

>I'm not going to change my life because of that" while packing the shopping cart.
if only they knew how bad things is

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our checkpoint system might fuck us though.

I fucking hate these uninspired nu-memes

MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>entire Europe shuts down
>biggest NATO exercise is happening right now
>Putin will remain in power until the 2030s
>the stock markets will crash soon causing another great depression
>US soon to enter total lockdown
>China blames the US for spreading the virus
It's all a big and carefully calculated move

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By the way... Is your hand exploding or what?

Fuck lads I knew I should have spent £750 on a Kigurumi mask.
I could have been safe and sound in a fibreglass anime girl head, but no....
Plus normies would avoid me in public so I'd be the last man on earth.... :(

>*12%

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It shatters on resistance
But for cutting flesh it's surprisingly durable

Someone explain stocks to me please.

Run roh