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MAGA!
MAGA
Liberals are actually the dumbest people on earth
MAGA
>voluntary
more panic posturing
thats close enough together to still spread it through the air
THAT
>Except it was made in china
A fact relevant only in that Trump's total lack of a response was predicated on his desire to "make a deal" with Xi Jinping when he should have just cut them off, reshored our manufacturing, and been a hero. All things he refuses to do.
I'm getting really tired of this hysteria.
Who cares if they die? Not me.
> China doesn’t have anything to do with this
JEJ, requesting the anti chink pasta
Oh boy this general surely needs posts from your newsfeed with literal nobodies.
Reminder this LE OUTRAGE reddit newsfeed spam is literally a psyop to fill the general with absolute trash.
Yes.
Just put him on the train with the rest.
Oh god yes this is delicious thank you
Post busty tomboys
Safe to filter this ID.
> reshored our manufacturing
How does that even work user? Federal government forcing private companies to move their production?
DUDE THE VIRUS CANT MOVE DIAGONAL LETS INVADE IRAN
>i only support specific policies
>even if they hurt me i stand by those policies on principle
enjoy losing. here's a famous quote
>All men can see the tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
>Do not repeat the tactics which have gained you one victory, but let your methods be regulated by the infinite variety of circumstances.
>Military tactics are like unto water; for water in its natural course runs away from high laces and hastens downwards.
>So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong and to strike at what is weak.
>Water shapes its course according to the nature of the ground over which it flows; the soldier works out his victory in relation to the foe whom he is facing.
>Therefore, just as water retains no constant shape, so in warfare there are no constant conditions.
>He who can modify his tactics in relation to his opponent and thereby succeed in winning, may be called a heaven-born captain.
>The five elements are not always equally predominant; the four seasons make way for each other in turn. There are short days and long; the moon has its periods of waning and waxing.
Maybe I can bring up all four pastas.
It has been brought to my attention that there are chinamen here RIGHT NOW who have not been reminded in the last 30 seconds that Xi Jingping is a dum fathead who looks like Winnie The Pooh.
Lets have a quick rundown on are bear and I’ll let them decide how Xi stacks up next to him, because maybe that's unfair
1. Winnie the Pooh is a fat bear that wears no pants
2. Winnie the Pooh enjoys hunny (honey) and his most famous adventure of all is the story of his retrieving hunny at great risk to himself from bees by pretending to be a raincloud and then enjoying the fruits of his labor obtained by the sweat of his brow
3. Winnie The Pooh (who looks like Xi Jingping) is not a communist
4. Winnie The Pooh has never once lost in a fight to cute little birds that he thought were threatening his power over the Hundred Acre Wood
5. Winnie The Pooh knows what he doesn't know and isn't afraid to ask for help from his frens, which he has
6. Winnie the Pooh’s pal Gopher can innovate and knows the difference between high quality steel and pig iron
7. Winnie the pooh has never massacred citizens of the Hundred Acre wood with tanks
8. Winnie the Pooh maybe has a fat head but he’s actually a very intelligent bear
9. Winnie The Pooh (who, again, looks like Xi Jingping if you put pants on him) is a beloved figure across all of the world and you can gauge a man’s character by what he thinks of Winnie
Decide for yourself.
Can you imagine looking like Winnie The Pooh? A bear that wears no pants. Now I’m a huge fan of Poohbear, but looking like him? What kind of buffoon would allow such a Winnie The Pooh nopantswearing son of a bitch to be the leader of even a local deli, let alone be his slave? I guess what I’m trying to say here is that Xi Jingping looks like Winnie The Pooh, a fat bear that wears no pants, and if I were his subject (slave) I’d kill myself.
Your seething is a tasty snack as well, thank you for your contribution
>not mandated by the White House
>Lügenpresse will do it anyways to further panic
>they all wasted a Corona screening test just so they could yell "DRUMPF" and ask loaded, inflammatory questions
Some people are going crazy though
We have the best qualitative easing, dont we folks? It’s terrific.
lmao
i work at a grocery store packed with old people and i'm grinning ear from ear watching them panic buy nonsense and physically interact with all their old people friends
if the elderly and asian lose a few zerglings, cool, maybe i can drive in this city without fearing for my life
>be literal nobody with a newsfeed of absolute nobodies
>I WILL POST THIS ON PTG FOR THE UPBOTES
>OUTRAGE CULTURE
Drink bleach zoomer
The dog would eat their corpse without thinking twice
The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.
Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.
The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).
In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.
Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe
The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status
you tried, Wangstein
Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak
That man did more than any doomsday cultist.
MAGA !!!
>t. outraged
I couldn’t help but notice your pain. It runs deep, share it with me.
>styx still stuck in netherlands while 20,000 soros troopers are mobilizing there because he wanted to play world traveller
i thought that was only a cat thing
No really, explain what China has to do with Trump being a total fuckup and pretending coronavirus wasn't going to crash every American city's hospitals and kill dozens of medical personnel in every city.
>dead immunocompromised boomers
>dead gen x wagies
>dead degenerate millennials
>dead chinks
>dead yuros
this is the greatest virus ever
Cohencidence is real
Can't we just execute the press?
Cruise Ship Travel | Travelers' Health | CDC
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Respiratory diseases are also common on cruise ships. Frequent handwashing can keep you from getting sick, and coughing or sneezing into a tissue (not your hand) can prevent you from spreading germs. Getting a flu shot is the best way to keep from getting the flu. Seasickness is a common complaint of cruise ship passengers.
Can flu shots cause the flu?
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The flu shot is made from dead viruses and cannot "give" you the flu. However, the vaccine can trigger an immune response from your body, so you may have a few mild symptoms, like achy muscles or a low-grade fever.
The nasal flu vaccine, FluMist, is made with a weakened live flu virus. It also cannot give you the flu, but is more likely to cause symptoms such as achy muscles or a low fever. It's recommended as an option only for non-pregnant, healthy people between the ages of 2 and 49.
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Look into something you will see this flu could be all bullshit
After the 9/11 attacks
George W. Bush
called many writers and film directors into the white house as he was instructed.
He wanted the best ideas of what a terrorist could do, he called them in for there imagination. Obama is put in place you get
Muslims bombing and shooting up the U.S.
for eight years, where is that now?
Use a book (Dean Koontz) as a plan
only thing is the Flu Vaccine is what's killing people......Dems are doing it to crash the market
My daughter is apparently sick. Was giving her a bath to lower her fever and she told me that her arms hurt. Not going to work today.
I’m glad trump has further empowered the federal reserve. This is exactly what we voted for.
pretty sure his wife's family lives there or something
I'm sorry you're retarded. Really truly.
Good luck with that.
He's just mad because he has no toilet paper.
With toilet paper, you see, its about the quality.
A real human bean, this guy is my hero now. Someone immortalize him in a meme pls
I’m not sure if this guy has a dick.
Does it make me a pyscho that I laughed at this?
Just got back from Japan. On a scale of 1-10 how hysterical are people? Seems like a nothing burger even in Japan. They closed some bigger attractions but overall there weren't that many sick people anywhere over there. Seems like a huge overreaction by people here
source on that? I couldnt find the original.
Eat some tide pods
These posts are literal shitposting. They get 2 replies, often samefags, and then move on to the next item in their fucking newsfeeds.
No one gives a shit about your nobody media bubbles and zero follower twitter accounts
this will be hardest on the faggots that must social cuddle and hive mind i hope they all fucking die and reanimate as skeleton butlers that hold muh shit bucket when i poo
Yes. Ron Paul Revolution canceled.
get excited for new products and spend your carona check goy
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Are you the chud from earlier?
BAHAHAHAHAH what a faggot
Maybe because the CPC-owned politicians (ie Democrats) were fighting against Trump tooth and nail.
And, moron, Trump cannot bring manufacturing back. He needs Nancy Pelosi and her fellow Chinese assets in Congress to stop fighting Trump and help American manufacturers by lifting their retarded regulations and lowering taxes
Not to mention all of Trump's tariffs against China caused MASSIVE Democrat tantrums.
>strips your freedom of assembly
how the fuck does NYC have the authority to do this? surely, this will cause massive lawsuits.
No, nigger. Fuck capitalism, fuck Congress, fuck shareholders, and fuck you.
Anyone with a brain realizes it's overblown but the media jew is gonna jew.
Japan's already autistic as it is. They practice good hygiene on a daily basis. Not surprised they feel confident in their chances.
Meanwhile, in the US our shithole cities are rampant with filth and homeless. Californian and New York cities are the worst offenders, hence why they're losing their minds.
all animals do this
>stops posting items from their nobody newsfeed
All of you zoomershits deserve the rope like the libshits.
the only places hurt in the US are filled by chinks
I bet it's just mere coincidence that Toledo, OH has been hit very hard and it's filled with literal chinks in chink factories. Did you know you could get a direct flight from Wuhan to Toledo?
>going
Their first thought is if their dog would get sad if they died, and how they can turn their insane thought process into a "I'm bette than you" moment. They aren't going anywhere, they're already there.
When they come out with a vaccine, don’t get it if you’re a trump supporter. Vaccines are only for liberals.
I really hope you get the help you so desperately need
not good to hear.
That's the reason Amash voted for impeachment too, he had massive investments in China.
Fucking Jewgle search engine acting up again.
i chuckled slightly
>posting actual news instead of your dipshit thirdie libshit cousins tweets
See? It wasn't that fucking hard.
Can't get a vaccine for a disease that doesn't exist
I can’t stop something I didn’t start. Are you the guy who said that you spend 6 gorillion hours a day for a million days on Yas Forums?
>vaccine for a virus
>/ptg/ went from anime of japanese school girls
>to mindless random gore
Oh we got all the winners representing, I see. That's just great.
No. I'm not linking it. It's literally the first result on Jewgle when you type the headline
>my son's mother's house
>what is a mesh barrier?
Geez Chyna idk.
>imagine being this emotionally fragile.
I graduated from U of Toledo and I didn't really notice many Chinese off campus. Cleveland had tons though.
Pobably just the regular flu, but you never know. Taking her to the hospital.
How fucking retarded that woman was.
Just asking to die.
How are people this fucking retarded?
You're too dumb for news all of the time.
What if the hospitals get overwhelmed?
Flaming faggot alert.
Ah yes the deplorable mutt retard
cdc.gov
Stop working then, you absolute whinging faggot. His son must be so ashamed of him.
More dead niggers
Based.
That’s what they’re trying to do
He's right. This is reminding me why I used to hate Republican dumbasses.
Guy is just a d&c shill trying to stop justified frustrations with the left and exposing them to a greater audience.
>this will be hardest on the faggots
apparently so...
Chinks aren't people.
I've come to make an announcement, Xi a bitch-ass motherfucker. He deleted my funposts.That's right, he took his yellow fucking quilly fingers out and deleted my funposts like the nigger he is, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on Yas Forums.com, Xi you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller.
You know what the funny thing is about Xi Jingping looking like Winnie The Pooh? I mean besides people allowing him to enslave them? It’s how poorly he pulls that look off. Winnie The Pooh is literally the Platonic ideal of a cartoon bear.
For those of who unfamiliar with that term, I’ll make it simple: somewhere in a dimension inaccessible to us there is a cartoon bear that looks as perfect as a cartoon bear can (among infinite other idealized forms of everything you can imagine). Winnie The Pooh is as close to being identical to this image as it is possible to be, therefore making him a very handsome and good looking bear. The thing about this is is that there is no transitory beauty here, like how a pretty parrot is not a pretty horse. So Xi not only fails at being a good looking human, he looks like a bear that wears no pants. I’d advise suicide for anyone being ruled by him.
Blacks once again
HAVE A DREAM
shot down
charlie kirk is a cuck like all turning point faggots
any cases in your area?
Chink gore is best gore Xi
Those fuckers can be pretty devious.
>MR. PRESIDENT MR. PRESIDENT HAVE YOU BEEN TESTED SIR MR. PRESIDENT
is called wanting it too badly
Its all an overreaction. You will all absolutely pay for this down the road.
International space station reported a virus case
Lmao nice
What if an asteroid hits you in the ass while you're laying face down black out drunk?
I’d laugh but I had customers come in with tears in their eyes asking for rice/beans.
These fucking morons are /ptg/ personified. I wasn’t aware stupidity on this scale could exist outside the internet. Or well, these threads to be more specific.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOF
>this is no worse than the flu
>you are the scum of the earth
Finally someone based enough to tell it like it is in front of the TV cameras. Good job!
Now they want Trump to put a federal ban on the 1st Amendment? They don't want this unprecedented level of civil rights violation being put on them? How cute.
ahha humans do bounce.
This is literally trying to recreate your shitty newsfeeds in this thread. And you do it because no one fucking cares about your nobody shitty newsfeeds.
And its a 100% guaran-fucking-tee that you are all zoomers. Only those dipshits would think to trash up boards with their inane bullshit.
I have just been informed by one of my agents that Xi Jingping’s wife is named Fatass.
What in the army worm hating, God denying fuck is up with that shit? Imagine you’re Xi in this situation and you’re like “Daaaaaaamn, you rooking fine, Fatass. Me take you for my rife, distract people from rooking rike fat American pig bear.” But more to the point, does Xi have no sense of irony? Your wife is named Fatass, dude, which is something a communist should never be by definition. You won’t catch me naming any of my kids Skeleton or Skin & Bones or Literally A Slave. Look (rook), if you rike you some chubby girls thats fine, but keep it in the Forbidden City with Prestor John’s bones alright? I still advise suicide for anyone enslaved by him. I mean I got 99 problems, but being the slave of a man who looks like Winnie the Pooh and has a wife with an anticommunist name ain't one.
One day the man will be shooting them....in minecraft
Oh and it's morning in America make it an awesome day or whatever
>my arm
WILL SUMMON UP THE POWER OF THE GOD HAND
>you can't vaccinate viruses
So normies and leftys can be removed
Scientifically speaking that would make you gay
If liberals cared about that they wouldnt be pitching free healthcare for fucking illegals
This is the cuck who's wife's bull was pozzed.
t.Nigel Wangstein
It always cracks me up when someone puts a literal ape in charge of some aspect of law and order, and then seem amazed and stunned at one nigger turning out dirty after another. Its in every city in America, and its always funny. And if its not the nigger, its their family. Fuck, I'm trying to remember the last negress they put in charge of anything in my city that could resist embezzlement. Its like white liberals dont understand that monkeys dont have a concept of property beyond their own.
To be fair, its seems to be a female/negress thing more than the males. But it always serves as a reminder of how seriously the government takes your safety and rights. Its a bit more depressing when you see them becoming paramedics.
Imagine you're in an accident and as you come to, you see Tyrone trying to figure out where your intubation goes while Jamal turns the siren off and slows down to head-bop to his slow-jam.
They actually made a comedy about this with three rappers. They're all dead from other negros, of course.
NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SPORTIRINOS
THIS IS WORSE THAN DYING ON A BATTLEFIELD
A couple in a neighborhood nearby. Heard both are 60+ and came back from Italy. But that's about it.
Every day we become dumber and dummer. They already OOOO at eachother, it's only a matter of time before the literal shit flinging and eeking.
Fucking based, media people need this treatment every time they step out in public
You’re absolutely correct. States with tons of chinks seem to be taking the largest measures.
Checked
>why aren’t these people quarantining
He asks while out driving them around
he's not wrong, tpusa is faggot central
the media truly is the enemy of the people. If I did not have things to do today I would stake out the local walmart and wait for the media to arrive and once they set up to film the chaos that they created I would stand in behind the reporter and shout over the reporter so they could not tape a single segment.
t. Xi Rubenzhang
maybe i should step outside and get coronavirus
>fuck capitalism
Back to /leftypol/ with you, commie.
what are these anti chinese schizo rants
The nigger mayor of houston was giving contracts to his friends or whatever
>this pass is in use by another IP
spoopy
meh, its just strange. Isis is unoriginal. If you going to look at gore for whatever reason, you may as well get the Mexican narco stuff. At least its creative. Who wants to look and clumsy chinks all the time. They look more like insurance videos.
>HEB
Panic buyers and retarded media caused every store in the company to change their hours to 8am-8pm. On the plus side, I don't have to deal with customers when I'm trying to fucking clean anymore. Fuck the elderly, fuck Indians, fuck Niggers, and FUCK SPICS.
>ID = dong
Naw, he's the same Chinese Bongoloid that predicted 2 million dead by now.
this
imagine feeling this so deeply that you post about it publicly on twitter
Depends on your connection, some connections are dynamic like public connections, and mobile IPs. You could also have changed connections entirely by moving or inadvertently activating wifi or such.
We need your juice to make humans again, pls no. The new things that will be coming in the next decades will be less than human.
Cut off your nose to spite your face , eh?
She should print out a copy of that tweet and rip it in half. It would be truly #powerful.
oh
well broken clocks and all.
GIVE ME A (YOU) IF YOU LOVE TRUMP’S QUALITATIVE EASING!
SO BASED!
I LOVE IT WHEN THEY PRINT MORE MONEY AND GIVE IT DIRECTLY TO THE BANKERS!
Arent these the same faggots always going on about how "European diseases" wiped out the Indians?
in that case good luck.
>social distancing
I love EVERYTHING Trump does.
>your juice
why do you gotta word it that way?
>at his mother's house
Gee I can't imagine what would cause someone to get a divorce from this guy, or never decide to marry him.
I'm not. They are building this up so huge and placing all thd blame on Trump that when it finally cycles through and very few actually die Trump is going to look like a fucking hero.
thebn all you can do is maybe ice, tylenol, sudefed. and thats the best you can do
>not the hecking gayrinos
Jewliwood getting btfo
Abortion clinics getting shut down
Countries putting all their eggs in one basket and hating on China discussing more nationalistic policies
>globalists hate this; watch how this one virus wipes out lefties everywhere