/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2142

► Detected: 173,171 ► Died: 6,665
>NEWS
Argentina shuts down borders, schools
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Venezuela under lockdown in 7 states, affecting 12 million
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Denmark shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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>LATEST CASES
11:41: 900 new cases and 5 new deaths in Spain.
11:20: 435 new cases in Germany.
10:49: 1,053 new cases and 129 new deaths in Iran.
10:20: 172 new cases and 1 new death in Belgium.
09:44: 99 new cases in Austria.
09:26: 125 new cases in Malaysia.
08:30: 7 new cases and 1 new death in Bahrain. This is the first death in Bahrain.

>MORE
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China, 80,86 Italy, 24,747 Iran, 14,991 Spain, 8794 South Korea, 8,236 France, 5,423 Germany, 5,813 United States, 3,798 United Kingdom, 1,372 Switzerland, 2,200 Netherlands, 1135 Norway, 1,256 Belgium, 1085 Sweden, 1032 Austria, 959 Denmark, 875 Japan, 818 Diamond Princess, 697 Malaysia, 553 Qatar, 401 Australia, 353 Canada, 336 Greece, 331 Czech Republic, 298 Israel, 255 Portugal, 245 Finland, 241 Singapore, 226 Bahrain, 221 Slovenia, 219 Brazil, 218 Iceland, 180 Estonia, 171 Ireland, 169 Poland, 150 Hong Kong, 149 Thailand, 147 Philippines, 140 Romania, 139 Indonesia, 134 India, 130 Egypt, 126 Iraq, 124 Saudi Arabia, 118 Kuwait, 112 San Marino, 109 Lebanon, 99 United Arab Emirates, 98, Pakistan, 94 Luxembourg, 77 Chile, 75 Peru, 71 Taiwan, 67 Russia, 63 Slovakia, 61 South Africa, 61 Vietnam, 57 Argentina, 56 Croatia, 56 Serbia, 55 Panama, 55 Mexico, 53 Bulgaria, 51 Brunei, 50 Algeria, 54 Colombia, 45 Albania, 42 Palestine, 38 Ecuador, 37 Costa Rica, 35 Georgia, 33 Hungary, 32 Belarus, 27 Cyprus, 33 Latvia, 30 Armenia, 30 Morocco, 28 Senegal, 26 Azerbaijan, 25 Bosnia, 24 Moldova, 2 Oman, 22 Afghanistan, 21 Malta, 21 Tunisia, 20 North Macedonia, 19 Turkey, 18 Sri Lanka, 18 Venezuela, 17 Jamaica, 15 Jordan, 15 Lithuania, 14 Maldives, 13 Cambodia, 12 Dominican Republic, 11, 0 Macau, 11 Bolivia, 10 New Zealand, 10 Paraguay, 8 Bangladesh, 8 Liechtenstein, 7 Burkina Faso, 7 Ghana, 6 Uzbekistan, 6 Honduras, 6 Rwanda, 5 Cameroon, 5 Ivory Coast, 5 Andorra, 5 Ethiopia, 4 Ukraine, 3 Seychelles, 3 DR Congo, 3 Kenya, 3 Nigeria, 2 Monaco, 2 Namibia, 2 Liberia, 1 Eswatini, 1 Equatorial Guinea, 1 Gabon, 1 Congo Republic, 1 Sudan, 1 Mauritania, 1Central African Republic, 1, 0 Guinea, 1 Togo, 1 Nepal, 1 Bhutan, 1 Gibraltar, 1 Vatican City, 1

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Why is this putting 28 year olds in the ICU? I thought this was only dangerous to old people!
tennesseestar.com/2020/03/16/a-new-jersey-hospital-has-6-male-icu-patients-with-coronavirus-all-ages-28-to-48/

>only 13 deaths
>6k infected
You guys jelly?

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IT’S OVER

>AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS FIND CURE FOR CORONA CHAN

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5

>A team of Australian researchers say they’ve found a cure for the novel coronavirus and hope to have patients enrolled in a nationwide trial by the end of the month.

>University of Queensland Centre for Clinical Research director Professor David Paterson told news.com.au today they have seen two drugs used to treat other conditions wipe out the virus in test tubes.

>He said one of the medications, given to some of the first people to test positive for COVID-19 in Australia, had already resulted in “disappearance of the virus” and complete recovery from the infection.

>One of the two medications is a HIV drug, which has been superseded by “newer generation” HIV drugs, and the other is an anti-malaria drug called chloroquine which is rarely used and “kept on the shelf now” due to resistance to malaria.

>“Our doctors were very, very surprised that a HIV drug could actually work against the novel coronavirus and there was a bit of scepticism,” he said.

>“That first wave of Chinese patients we had (in Australia), they all did very, very well when they were treated with the HIV drug.

>“That’s reassuring … that we’re onto something really good here.”

HAPPENING CANCELLED

NATIONAL GUARD / ARMY STAGING BEGINS IN TWO HOURS BE READY

Is austrian thot still alive?
I'm worried.

It isn't dangerous to anyone, it's a nothingburger. Those guys probably were homosexual and had HIV. I wouldn't worry about it, user.
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Do you see people wearing this?
I did multiple recently

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>173085 infected
>6666 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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we are already fucked

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Source?

>THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=cPAbx5kgCJo

>THREAD THEME

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>THREAD THEME

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ty for the updates belgbro, estonia is at 205 already.

China hacks US

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buy my masks goy

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I WAS TOLD ON THE NATIONAL BROADCASTING SYSTEM THAT YOU ONLY NEED TO WASH HANDS
WATER AND SOAP
YOU LITERALLY BEAT IT BY NOT BEING A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEAN

NOTHINGBURGER VIRUS CONFIRMED

RESUME OF SPAIN SITUATION

9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
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>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
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>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
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>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
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>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
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>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
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>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
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>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
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>9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS
9.129 INFECTED (MORE THAN 4.165 INFECTED IN MADRID ALONE) 309 DEATHS

IT'S OGRE, SOUTH KOREA IS BEHIND SPAIN NOW

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Shit tier protection

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Is this supposed to be a replacement for a mask?

>still only 13 dead germans
Heh

very outdated and doesn't even include death counts

continue

y/n?

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I heard multiple teams have found the cure a month ago, same with vaccines and shit

>implying it was true in any of those cases

>China desperately doesnt want to get nuked over this and they can see it on the horizon

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IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
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>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS
>IRAN IS BUILDING MASS GRAVES VISIBLE FROM SPACE FOR THE CORONAVIRUS VICTIMCS

elespanol.com/mundo/20200316/coronavirus-iran-construye-comunes-visibles-espacio-victimas/474454558_0.html

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>6,665
I hope that the numbers don't disappoint, I'm ready to check 'em

Our local hospital responsible for testing in the whole region was hacked too. Didnt do much damage thankfully.

Oh this shit will get robbed soon

add Peru to lockdown also no one is listening and all the people are storming in streets buying shit

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>wash your penis to save civilsation
>wash your hands to save civilisation
YOU ARE HERE
>wash your hair to save civilisation

source?
I've seen a bit lower numbers on sites

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>price
I'd rather die of ass cancer

Do Italians have a ton lot of boomers or why are there almost 10% dying?

WAR ON CHINA NOW

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>6 billionth muh cure/vaccine news piece posted around the world
>Doesn't understand that an actual vaccine will take a year from the day it's discovered to be ready due to trials and the time it takes to mass produce and distribute

End yourself.

Ok, guys, I prepped. Got months food supply.

How is UK on 1,372 when U.S is on 3,798

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holy shit

Viva la ESPAÑA
>Viva la ESPAÑA
Viva la ESPAÑA
>Viva la ESPAÑA
Viva la ESPAÑA
>Viva la ESPAÑA
Viva la ESPAÑA
>Viva la ESPAÑA

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SEND THE GOYS TO WAR

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They say that because there's nothing else you can do. Washing your hands doesn't stop an airborne particle from floating into your nose or eyes. The only thing people can do to stop the spread is stay at home.

somebody lives in a cono

I think so?

>tfw people made fun of me for buying N99's in January
now i actually know people wearing """protection""" like that

I wear this on top of my FFP3 mask, to cause less disstress in public for other people.

Still get a lot of the "bad eye" look, as Finns are like that, but it's all good man.

Pic related

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>DAX down 9%
>FTSE down 7%
>Dow futures down 5%

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site doesn't work for me
>Database connection failed: MySQL server has gone away (2006)

What if she's infected?
Better don't risk it.

2D girls can never infect you.
Stay safe anons.

No

Can anyone post the webm of the obituaries section in Bergamo?

any spanish news website int heir breaking news section about the virus

Checked and based Ozzys

actually in Calca friend I have a big ranch where I have all my preparation ready and isolated for scum.

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>mass graves

Number 1 spot soon boys

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Yes. Also overloaded hospitals increase the mortality rate.

Beautiful, isn't it?

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Shut the fuck up, you tribal, paranoid little collectivist. DA JOOOS have nothing to fucking do with it, unless you want to blame them for communism in china. The Chinese Communist Party already declared war on the entire world. They deserve to pay for this and be wiped out once and for all.

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Prepare for the end.
Thread theme music
youtu.be/LM_ueKlEd14?t=1168

how is Yas Forums doing?

Capitalism has failed

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This will be France in a week.

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>tfw a Latvian living in Sweden
I didn't expect our govt to be so good at this. I'm already having problems swallowing saliva, as my throat hurts. Best of luck

>2D girls can never infect you.
THIS

No, i hope it stops soon
It's slowing in the most infected countries

Got you senpai. Also, coronavirus patients dying of cardiovascular diseases before onset of other symptoms i.imgur.com/dBz4QSD.mp4.jpg

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Affirmative

switching over to BRAPP

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UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised
>UK coronavirus crisis 'to last until spring 2021 and could see 7.9m hospitalised

Inb4
>the guardian

>theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/15/uk-coronavirus-crisis-to-last-until-spring-2021-and-could-see-79m-hospitalised

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It's literally nothing.

Only a little worse than the flu and Australians now have a cure.

Only kills very old and weak people. Happening canceled.

Now, please buy stocks. My bottom line is beine effected with this. Please buy stocks .

NPCs need mantras to calm down and that's all that atheists have now

>Germany started to stop flights from China and Iran TODAY
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THIS GOVERNEMNT

I wore this, but thicker made from merino wool over my FFP3 mask to avoid waking up the normies too soon. This was over a month ago.

Same, kinda.

getting btfo

It’s over mate, the virus was simply a cover for an Israeli bio-weapon attack on the civilian population of Iran and Western countries have known about the existence of a cure since the end of the first week.

>people die when they can't eat out
They deserve it. And no, grocery stores sell extremely high caloric density food. They can sustain whole cities just fine.

straight from bno let's see your list

france was way higher than spain 4 or five days ago

Where is he talking about? My state still has take-out and drive-throughs

feminists literally killing spain

cure will be ready by april, i feel it in my bones

Sudden rise because no more hospital beds?

if you build it, they will coof

as usual

I would also suggest all transsexuals in positions of research be evaluated during this chinese nuking.

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>People who don't know how to cook
>Doesn't know the essential basic skills of normal life
>ngmi

Shut the fuck up, you leech. Try thinking about something other than using every single event as a rationalization to steal from people who produce. Learn to generate wealth yourself or go fucking die.

How are you unable to cook a meal? What type of failure of a human being is this? I mean fuck I am an NEET at the moment and I can make fucking food.

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NOOOOOOOOO DON'T TAKE THE PINKPILL GOY

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This skopped, right?

wtf where is worldmeter database gone? is it (((shutdown)))?

oh wow look, its a nothingburger xd

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What’s the prob?

You can wear fucking masks. But they don't advise that (unlike asian countries) because they don't have the supply chains for daily mask use and thus fear panic-buying.

So you are telling me I shouldn't be playing my game on Grindr? :(

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NIPS OR NOTHING

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Do you happen to have any good backs? Like, not backside, as in ass, but the back muscles.