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>Can someone explain to me how printing money works when everything is shut down?
Sure, you have the same amount of stuff, but more units of currency to represent it, thus lowering the value of each unit of currency.

It's our times bearbros

>DUMP IT WHILE FEDS PUMP IT
DUMP IT WHILE FEDS PUMP IT
>DUMP IT WHILE FEDS PUMP IT
HYPERINFLATION
>HYPERINFLATION
HYPERINFLATION
>THE DECLINE OF THE WEST AND THE SECOND LOST GENERATION
THE DECLINE OF THE WEST AND THE SECOND LOST GENERATION
>THE DECLINE OF THE WEST AND THE SECOND LOST GENERATION

time to go all in?

Some news:
>WARREN BUFFET DAUGHTER UNDER SELF-QUARANTINE

>IMF: READY TO MOBILIZE $1 TRILLION LOAN CAPACITY TO FIGHT VIRUS

>U.S. CRUDE OIL FUTURES TUMBLE BY 8% TO $29.19 PER BARREL

>FEDERAL RESERVE CHANGES FED FUNDS RANGE TO 0.00% TO 0.25%

>JUST IN: Indian stock-markets fall by over 4.5%
>JUST IN: Stocks in Australia down by 7%

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Wouldn't advise, pretty sure its still going far down before it going up

here's some feel good music to help get you through this global pandemic

youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00

if anyone has any suggestions feel free to drop a link into the thread

Mods sticky
This is gonna be fun

The FTSE is kill

Checked
youtu.be/leEQ3nz8O-I

same price as it was 10 years ago

>dollar drops in value due to printing
>because the worth of the company didn't change, the stock value goes up to make up for the inflation
Also, what happens to the printed money? It's pumped into companies and stock market, artificially inflating the worth of the company.

advice on when to go all in?

YES YES YES BURN BURN FIRE ON EVERYTHING FUCK THIS PLANET AND ESPECIALLY FUCK YOU

Everything is
Good luck bud. I got to visit your country with an orchestra back in 2002. It was early June and it was a fuckload of fun. Was there for 8 days and got to play my viola in a ton of cool places and saw all the landmark type shit
Cheers

martial law in US

Wrong, Oz down 9+.

Futures have fallen even more.

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Immediately on open

I'm gonna coooooooooom! Don't show me dow. I will cooom so hard.

yes if you want to lose some money
wait until the bottom, it will happen when NYC gets quarantined

QUICK; I got a lead on a store near me selling 10pk N95 3M respirators For cheap, should I buy them? Do they do anything?? Mask is literally the one prep items I don't have.
Are masks a meme lads?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

masks are better than no masks. if the price is fair just by a pack and better be safe than sorry.

oof.

I want you to know I'm listening to this with my coffee and feeling very comfy right now

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these pic relateds can only end badly. So what do we do, guys?

unironically they're a meme, don't even bother

Gold is in the shitter.

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>b-but trump is gonna save the market!!

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so inflation. sounds like a good response

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all those retards pumping it are gonna lose out. I predict 50% decline.

Invest in brass.

Already done. What next.

The president doesn't control the economy anyone who said that is a retard and you're a retard for thinking its true.

>human music

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>just the dip

Well fuck lads, I guess they are probably a meme but better safe than sorry? They are super cheap so fuck it, just to complete the collection I guess. Thanks bros.
Also, market is gonna be a bloodbath and thanks to the fed we have no mechanism to slow or stop the Carnage.
Been nice knowing you boys.

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Buy the bull trap!

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FTSE peaked at 7600 points. Great recession bottom was at 3800 points.

Today we are at 5000. So we have lost 2600 and only 1200 to go until the bottom of 2010.

tl;dr: we have gone 2/3 of the way down since the financial crisis.

I'd say it's time to ease back into the market.

The happening is actually upon us isn't it? How shall we rebuild?

It's real simple mate.
If you've bought everything else then this is spare money you're using. So if it makes you feel better to have them, buy them.
You should be trying to avoid going out in public anyway, they should be fine just for opening the door to collect packages or a quick little trip to the corner store.

>Great recession

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I hope for a total market crash. I want to see stock brokers jumping from windows.
Fuck modern society, bring out social collapse already.

>How shall we rebuild?
Hopefully without the Jewish casino. Dealer always wins in the end.

it's simple: no australians

stock brokers are all computers and server farms now

there will just be computer scientists hanging themselves with ethernet cable

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Yahoo Finances:
youtube.com/watch?v=_NM-bybQMEE

>U.S. DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES HIT BY A CYBER ATTACK SUNDAY NIGHT -BLOOMBERG REPORTER ON TWITTER CITING SOURCES

>ITALY'S GOVERNMENT TO TAKE CONTROL OF ALITALIA - DRAFT DECREE

>CORONAVIRUS MAY PEAK IN U.S. IN LATE APRIL, EARLY MAY - GOTTLIEB

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So Trump is a retard?

Its fucking over

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that didn't age well lol

kek

kek and these are only premarket figures

>stock market on the 2011 crisis level
>PKO BP, the biggest bank in Poland and one of the biggest in central/eastern Europe at the lowest level since it started trading in 1991
gib more structural funds you greedy EU commies

(OP)
>dow jones futures at 21947,00
>check 'm

In 21 minutes
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