/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2141

How to defeat Corona Chan?

Expel the phlegm inside your throat before it reach the lungs (by gargling insiide your throat). Keep the throat clean.

Prepare and eat hot foods - chicken noodle, beef stew.

Clean your house and the clothes you was wearing when you guess was infected.

Stay away from libtards, jannies, vegans and any punk dumb. Don't advise them how to heal the C0VID19. L3t th3m di3.

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Wheres the guy who posts the updated countries list ?

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All survivors need to remind this. This plague was absolutely containable. It was chosen not to. Thinking it only killed the elderly, they first saw this plague as an opportunity. Then it was chosen to let billions die a horrible, painful death rather than emptying their wallets of billions.
This was not a natural disaster, this is a crime against humanity. Punish the culprits.

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Who is your favorite super spreader youtuber? For me it's youtu.be/oynprMPvpZ0

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fuck dumbfuck normie who will spread the disease because they can not stand staying one week indoor. I hope this shit start to kill young people. I find quitte disgusting to see how some normie rejoice at the idea of old people dying.

How many people got Corona from their government ID, after a Coronavirus+ TSA agent touched it? Will we need biometrics, facial recognition going forward?

vox.com/recode/2020/3/15/21180518/coronavirus-google-verily-website-testing-trump
inb4 >muh vox

>A few hours later, a site made by Google’s sister company went live with a tool for coronavirus risk screening that directed residents of two counties in Northern California to test centers. It’s increasingly clear, nevertheless, that Google itself is not building the website that Trump described last week

>Google does have a plan for responding to the coronavirus, but it’s not what the president said it was. Rather than creating a site that guides people to testing locations, Google is building something much simpler. The company announced on Saturday that it is “partnering with the US Government in developing a nationwide website that includes information about COVID-19 symptoms, risk, and testing information.”

>The site Trump promised on Friday sounds much more like what’s being developed by the life sciences research company Verily, which is related to Google but is a distinct company. Verily said on Friday after Trump’s speech that it “is in the early stages of development” of a tool to triage potential coronavirus patients and “is planning to roll testing out in the Bay Area, with the hope of expanding more broadly over time.”

>The 1,700 number that Trump claimed in his speech actually refers to the number of Google engineers who, the Thursday before Trump’s speech, filled out a form volunteering to help Verily with its coronavirus triage site in the coming “days and weeks.” Even then, the Verily project was only meant to be used by health care workers.

>there’s little reason to believe that most Americans will be able to access a website that will direct them to a nearby testing site in the near future

>So it’s not quite accurate to say that Trump lied last Friday. It’s worse than that. Really, Trump gave a sales pitch based on piecemeal information collated by his son-in-law and senior adviser to the president Jared Kushner.

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Back from the walk
>streets much emptier than usual
>normies half awake
>masks sparce but getting more common
>pharmacies only allow 2 customers in at the same time, rest has to wait outside
>chinese stores require you to disinfect before entry
>chinese stores wear masks
>dude yelled "go home you idiots" out of his window at pedestrians
>normies scramble to find mask
>police acrively asks people why they aren't home

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I wouldn't put too much stock into these numbers. What really matters is the equipment reserve and quantity of trained staff. It's one thing you can just designate sectors of the hospitals as ICUs and roll in the equipment and people. Or if you are truly fucked.

just print more money bro

the poster below is a nigger.

be patients, when first 25yo dies they will start shitting their pants

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Respect for the eldery has always been a virtue right until boomers became a thing

under forced quarantine

MOST epic Chyna get from last thread

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Now that the dust has settled. Is this a something burger?

www.strawpoll.me/19545247

threaded reminder that this is a Facebook post and retard-tier advice

Viruses can infect you from eyes, ears, etc.
the disease will cause problems with your lungs after time, it doesn’t have to start in them

Not watching the whole thing. I prefer Weins tbqh. Any highlights?

ALL THE MONEY IS TURNING INTO SHIT

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true also by saying for month than it was just like a flu it still push some dumb guy to use this argument. Ironically governement stoped saying that.

I dont want the elderly to die just dumbfuck boomers

She got a coomer face.

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> 0 cases in ITALY today. GET FUCKED PREPPERS

that's a dick isn't it

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Unironically, Moors are try to runaway to Morrocco but Frontier are closed. We had around 200 stuck here.

we need a final solution to the Chinese question

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Adverse effectsEdit

Side effects include neuromuscular, hearing, gastrointestinal, brain, skin, eye, cardiovascular (rare), and blood reactions.[13]

Seizures[13]
Deafness or tinnitus.[13]
Nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal cramps, and anorexia.[13]
Mild and transient headache.[13]
Skin itchiness, skin color changes, hair loss, and skin rashes.[13]
Chloroquine-induced itching is very common among black Africans (70%), but much less common in other races. It increases with age, and is so severe as to stop compliance with drug therapy. It is increased during malaria fever; its severity is correlated to the malaria parasite load in blood. Some evidence indicates it has a genetic basis and is related to chloroquine action with opiate receptors centrally or peripherally.[14]
Unpleasant metallic taste
This could be avoided by "taste-masked and controlled release" formulations such as multiple emulsions.[15]
Chloroquine retinopathy
May be irreversible.[13] This occurs with long-term use over many years or with high doses. Patients on long-term chloroquine therapy should be screened at baseline and then annually after five years of use.[16] Patients should be screened for vision changes such as blurring of vision, difficulty focusing, or seeing half an object.[13]
Hypotension and electrocardiographic changes[13][17]
This manifests itself as either conduction disturbances (bundle-branch block, atrioventricular block) or cardiomyopathy – often with hypertrophy, restrictive physiology, and congestive heart failure. The changes may be irreversible. Only two cases have been reported requiring heart transplantation, suggesting this particular risk is very low. Electron microscopy of cardiac biopsies show pathognomonic cytoplasmic inclusion bodies.
Pancytopenia, aplastic anemia, reversible agranulocytosis, low blood platlets, neutropenia.[18]

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 22 (TWENTY-TWO) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 22 (TWENTY-TWO) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 22 (TWENTY-TWO) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE ASSUMED UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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merely the sniffles mate

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yes it is :C

Rent free 24/7 since 2015

Knee Deep in the Reds

hopefully

twitter.com/CNBC/status/1239524529552207873

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YEAH IM SURE THEY HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR US

>>>/ptg/

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Remember to grab a loli in the carnage so you can protect her and give her head pats

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Someone please post the countries list

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1,5h till press conference. Can‘t wait for the new numbahs. Even if they are likely not representative, i‘m invested now.

Is Germany safe?
I have to relocate to work in April.

stay in Taiwan, it's safer

They may be closing down Russia soon.
Some universities have already sent out messages that lectures might possibly be made for online viewing.

>heres your ftse bro

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germany is doing the "cull the herd boris" approach.

These next two weeks are important I see it as wild card weather anything at any given moment can happen looting riots mobscenes etc .

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Finland close schools

There won't be any Germany in April.

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Not a German but I live here. This country is absolutely retarded, people still think it's just a meme, nobody gives a fuck, places are still full of people, some nightclubs are still open. Stay there. Germans are fucking dying, and I'm dying with them.

yes why did people stoped posting that ?

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A
FUCKING
FLU

6‘666 deaths when?

Roll for this

This is undefeatable.

It's not a meme that this is working similar to HIV. I read a paper of my local hospital lab about it, they even say that it is like HIV in that paper.
The antibody dependant enhancement will make sure that it will be in you forever. Read about how this works and you will understand.

Even worse, you can catch multiple strains over the months and years.

The vaccine that is in production will only work against he first strain.
That's like saying you are developing a vaccine against HIV. The vaccine is just talk to prevent panic.

This is a possible extinction level event. Literally airborne aids.

I'm thinking about quitting my job and spending a summer in Italy when it's over soon anyway.
It's the same everywhere anyway. At least I can see a few nice sunsets before humanity vanishes.

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good luck enjoy herd immunity

/herd/ of lemmings

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brrrrrrrrr

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>I have to relocate to work in April.
As if you are going to work in April, don't kid yourself.

Everything is shutting down at the moment...

Drink your energy drinks...
en.cnki.com.cn/Article_en/CJFDTotal-XYYX201301008.htm

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It peaked yesterday
The worst is over

Correct.
Corona Chan(aka SARS2) is not a shitty Flu Chan whore.
She hides and colonizes your cells AND the immune system too.
Until the virus load is so high that the body crashes into an Cytokine Storm overreaction.

MEGADOSE yourself with Vitamin C AND D.
It's the only and simple solution we ALL have.

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this

we are doing lockdowns already, but it is slow. it looks more like denial than a plan or any approach

If anything, I don't get why Trump would ask anything from Google, the people that cried their eyes out when he got elected and went on multiple times to say his election was a mistake they won't let happen again.

>March 16 (GMT)
>1 new case and 1 new death in Switzerland
LOL
Epidemic is over. With a bit of self-discipline, we beat the virus in only 1 day.
Can the rest of the world even compete?

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This asshat from Indiana was sick for TWO WEEKS and went absolutely EVERYWHERE including several school functions and two weeks at a CASINO
Fucking a

And the symptoms does list diarrhea. Reddit-anti-TP-hoarders BTFO

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I’m going to work today and everybody in my area is acting like nothing is wrong even though the governor told us all to stay inside and they shut down schools, bars, restaurants, etc...

absolutely cyka

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Finland has capacity for about 400-500 severe cases, about 100, probably less, for absolute severity. I believe our hospitals will be fucked pretty soon, maybe in a week or few. Notice that all future detected cases are in the 20% of "Most likely going to die without hospital care" since they changed the requirements for testing to be kinda bullshit.

Just imagine what an even worse complete disaster this would be if Trump managed to both gut CDC and abolish the ACA without s replacement kicking millions of Americans off healthcare rolls.

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>waiting for the markets to open in an hour and 15 minutes
>DING
>THE
>FUCKING
>BELL

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The UN. Coof on their door handles if you have them local.

>implying there shouldn't be a culling

Orders came through. Staging begins 0700 PST. All metro cities on lockdown by midnight tues.

>In the Netherlands people are even hoarding crisps.
Get your toilet paper and crisps before it's all out.

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STOCK MARKET CRASH WATCH

STOCK MARKET CRASH WATCH

STOCK MARKET CRASH WATCH

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yup we know and have been for a while, see you on the other side bro.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNNAAA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMPPP

soon

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SHUT DOWN THE CONTRY ALREADY BORIS YOU TURBO NIGGER

Even if it isn't ADE, it's probably a standard coronavirus in that if you got it and obtained immunity, you'd lose that immunity within a few months of "recovery". Just like colds or SARS 1

>Gary is ok
thank god
welcome back, brother

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its no big deal, more people die from peanut allergies

The best part of the wu flu is that sportfags have nothing to watch for half a year.
They will go insane when they can't look at faggot balls.

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rent free

Has it become clear to anyone else that there's either a leaker or an organization sanctioned effort to inform the users of this Sassanid Sweat Lodge to prepare, long before the traditional Boomer broadcasts would sound their alarm? The communication strategies seemed quite distinct. One of them even downplayed the events until the last 24 hours or so. Compare this to early /cvg/ and I have to wonder if this was a way to get supplies to those most important to the future. If young people had to compete with boomers in the stores, we'd have no chance. By the time we got off work, they'd have reverse mortgaged their pallets of Pedialyte and wet wipes. And we'd be all pushed out of our homes in the disorderly search for scarce resources, the boomers always having better access to the goods. They could stake out the stores until the trucks arrive. We'd choose from either opening or closing moments when their shelves are sacked

Current version says
>Editors’ note, March 2020: We are aware that this story is being used as the basis for unverified theories that the novel coronavirus causing COVID-19 was engineered. There is no evidence that this is true; scientists believe that an animal is the most likely source of the coronavirus.

why?
you know whats going to happen.

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anyone have the image gallery of all the hazmat suit edits?

duterte is really unpresidential.

cause it's everywhere

yfw JewJones crashes into the fucking abyss

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What money?

Already bugged out to my cabin. Gonna try to not end my bloodline here, despite everyone trying to sabotage me, except the cashiers.

>she

unless worldwide more than 10k people die everyday this is so far the biggest nothingburger i have ever seen.

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this is a reddit post, better than the facebook advice, but still retard-tier

you’re can’t immunize yourself with vitamins

That guy is just a drop in the river of the problems you guys are going to face

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Let send some positive energy to our Italian bros.

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There is still bare nuck fights going on in russia
youtube.com/watch?v=omZ6Kcq2Mj8

npcs are fucking stupid

Thread theme: youtu.be/d5HT8HoiAHg

President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
>President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
>President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
>President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
>President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
>President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
>President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
>President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus
>President of Madrid Autonomy, Díaz Ayuso, has Coronavirus

>libertaddigital.com/madrid/2020-03-16/isabel-diaz-ayuso-positivo-por-coronavirus-1276654043/

NO, NOT MY POLITIFU NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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The market will close on opening
The breakers are primed to swich instantly

IMF SAYS READY TO USE ITS $1 TRILLION LENDING CAPACITY TO HELP COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD THAT ARE FIGHTING AGAINST CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK

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:-D

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trump is an absolute boomer
he has not much idea how this new tech stuff realy works he barely figguered out normie social networks like twitter for his purposes.

Who getting /comfy/ here?

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can anyone give me the place where I can check which country has how many infected case and dead?
>thenks user

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dork

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This, my coworkers act like they want to kill themselves because NOOOO OUR FOOTBALLINO SOCCERINO

cnbc.com/2020/03/15/traders-await-futures-open-after-fed-cuts-rates-launches-easing-program.html
>Stock futures plunged Sunday night even after the Federal Reserve embarked on a massive monetary stimulus campaign to curb slower economic growth
> Stock market futures hit “limit down” levels of 5% lower, a move made by the CME futures exchange to reduce panic in markets
>ff by more than 1,000 points, triggering the limit down level. S&P 500 and Nasdaq 100 futures were also at their downside limits
>many investors said they would ultimately want to see coronavirus cases peaking and falling in the U.S. before it was safe to take on risk and buy equities again
>“The Fed blasted its monetary bazooka for sure,”
>“This better work because I don’t know what they have left and no amount of money raining from the sky will cure this virus. Only time and medicine will.”
>A bear market is usually defined on Wall Street as a decline of at least 20% from a high
>as sentiment keeps dropping and technical signals “suggest a selling climax is near.”
>“Market bottoms are often made with two distinct lows; a low in price and a low in sentiment, and they don’t always occur at the same time. Both are needed before stocks can move higher.”
archive.is/i2TH3

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She cute

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I don’t know but I’m thankful.

Do not mega dose D. 2000IU per day consistently is best. You can do 1 or 2 weeks @ high dose. but then science shows its best to only do a normal dose. Big doses do not confer any benefit. They are negative in comparison to normal doses

4 hours 38 minutes to national update.you are propably infected

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normies are fucking stupid and deserve death. /ourgirl/ better not disappoint. Hubris such as theirs deserves to be punished

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F

Oh no not the billionairinos!
Guess what cunt you didnt do shit because you thought only the poor and frail would get it. Now you're realizing nobody is safe in a pandemic not even you Jewish billionaires. Get fucked and cough on a lung.

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TOP 5 USA
new York. 732(6)
Washington. 676(42)
California. 475(5)
Massachusetts 164
Colorado. 136(1)

>He literally has no plan
Fucking kek

of course she is, she's right wing

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Let's be honest, all of us will get it at some point.
Are you ready?

I love how this pasta has evolved over the course of 4 months

Pretty sure they’re closing Disney’s today

How is this even possible?
I...

>snake oil salesman in chief
Look, I get that this is a crisis and it's apolitical but those of us who aren't mentally retarded can be real and say that Trump is stumped, for real, can we not? Everybody, *everybody* is going to lose someone that matters to them as a result of this virus. Can any of you seriously tell me that you'll vote for this guy when you lose a parent or grandparent or your wife or gf or anybody else? But just to be more global because America isn't the only country fighting this shit, most world leaders are going to get lolfired as a result of all of this.

And they all should. Fuck em. They doomed us call by nothingburgering until it was too late.

Mate, we're about 2 weeks away from the whole fucking world getting comfy.
Prepare for an influx of bored normies.

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Nat guard staging begins in two hours pray for us

>immunize yourself with vitamins
Of course not you utter retard, vitamins help you CLEANSE yourself from the fucking virus.
And help diminish the DEADLY IMMUNE OVERREACTION that ACTUALLY kills you.

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powerful

Leafbros...

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I am preparing myself to accept the sweet release of death.

BACK BECAUSE OF POPULAR DEMAND UPDATED COUNTRIES LIST
China, 80,86 Italy, 24,747 Iran, 14,991 South Korea, 8,236 Spain, 7,844 France, 5,423 Germany, 5,813 United States, 3,798 United Kingdom, 1,372 Switzerland, 2,200 Netherlands, 1135 Norway, 1,256 Belgium, 1085 Sweden, 1032 Austria, 959 Denmark, 875 Japan, 818 Diamond Princess, 697 Malaysia, 553 Qatar, 401 Australia, 353 Canada, 336 Greece, 331 Czech Republic, 298 Israel, 255 Portugal, 245 Finland, 241 Singapore, 226 Bahrain, 221 Slovenia, 219 Brazil, 218 Iceland, 180 Estonia, 171 Ireland, 169 Poland, 150 Hong Kong, 149 Thailand, 147 Philippines, 140 Romania, 139 Indonesia, 134 India, 130 Egypt, 126 Iraq, 124 Saudi Arabia, 118 Kuwait, 112 San Marino, 109 Lebanon, 99 United Arab Emirates, 98, Pakistan, 94 Luxembourg, 77 Chile, 75 Peru, 71 Taiwan, 67 Russia, 63 Slovakia, 61 South Africa, 61 Vietnam, 57 Argentina, 56 Croatia, 56 Serbia, 55 Panama, 55 Mexico, 53 Bulgaria, 51 Brunei, 50 Algeria, 54 Colombia, 45 Albania, 42 Palestine, 38 Ecuador, 37 Costa Rica, 35 Georgia, 33 Hungary, 32 Belarus, 27 Cyprus, 33 Latvia, 30 Armenia, 30 Morocco, 28 Senegal, 26 Azerbaijan, 25 Bosnia, 24 Moldova, 2 Oman, 22 Afghanistan, 21 Malta, 21 Tunisia, 20 North Macedonia, 19 Turkey, 18 Sri Lanka, 18 Venezuela, 17 Jamaica, 15 Jordan, 15 Lithuania, 14 Maldives, 13 Cambodia, 12 Dominican Republic, 11, 0 Macau, 11 Bolivia, 10 New Zealand, 10 Paraguay, 8 Bangladesh, 8 Liechtenstein, 7 Burkina Faso, 7 Ghana, 6 Uzbekistan, 6 Honduras, 6 Rwanda, 5 Cameroon, 5 Ivory Coast, 5 Andorra, 5 Ethiopia, 4 Ukraine, 3 Seychelles, 3 DR Congo, 3 Kenya, 3 Nigeria, 2 Monaco, 2 Namibia, 2 Liberia, 1 Eswatini, 1 Equatorial Guinea, 1 Gabon, 1 Congo Republic, 1 Sudan, 1 Mauritania, 1Central African Republic, 1, 0 Guinea, 1 Togo, 1 Nepal, 1 Bhutan, 1 Gibraltar, 1 Vatican City, 1

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Cope, herdtarder

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Is this filter good enough for my 6000 series half mask, frens??

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>me and my bae watching the thread,
>a bit of workout after lunch in a nearby forest where police doesnt look, maybe not cause raining
>Shower sex
>a bit o work from home
>cozy film with her while doggo on sofa too
Seems like paradise

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Good reminder, I read it

I'm not coming out until you're all fucking dead.

Hahaha this is glorious based coronachan making you faggot boomers and billionaires suffer for once

You
Are
Not
Gonna
Be
Safe
In
New
Zealand

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it's necessary.

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>Is Germany safe?
>I have to relocate to work in April.
what work do you do,gravedigger ?

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Oh, it's on my list. Thanks for reminding.

Post-apocalyptic/nature reclamation stuff is COMFY.

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Christians are retarded, news at 11.

There will be some Germany

So, I suddenly woke up with extreme dizziness (vertigo) yesterday morning. I've been staying in bed since then, it feels ok when I'm laying down.
I don't have any fever nor any other symptoms of covid19, just dizziness and sometimes I feel like puking but I'm not actually gonna puke.

Any idea if I'm fucked? I don't know anyone around me that has it.

Marble run is better, get in here:
twitter.com/i/status/1239196410857340933

>call
all* my bad lol

How do I download youtube channels? for archive purposes

youtube-dl

better get your weed and maple syrup now before its too late you are about to go the full Wuhan.

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pls leave germany , stop living here, idc how you do, but pls stop taking precious german air into your untermenschenlungen.

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its a panic attack, relax

Isolation and social distancing is a privilege only a few can afford in India

fantastic news!

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What a great opportunity to drop some atomic redpills, rev up those 6 gorillion folders bois

>Not a German but I live here.
many such cases. Sad!

tanks spain doing hard work to do better than italy

Kid dying of Corona makes a last with to go to Disneyland.

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youtube.com/watch?v=gR803dVkycw

call me when there are 10,000 homos and junkies dead on the streets of LA. Until then it's still a big fat nothingburger

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i only see two niggers

THIS

>Deaths still under 7k
Taking exponential growth in mind any mathfags have a date for when we’ll be at 10x this amount?

So, China claim they got it under control and Xi even left his grotto to check on Wuhan (or a lookalike Xi, or a lookalike Wuhan). Yet, I haven't noticed many Chinese flags. Is their internet still on lockdown? Are they scared more info would leak? What do you think is going on here?

6673 already

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THIS IS GREAT!
NOW all these footfags will HAVE to face the retarded politicians killing them AND the fucking orks buying up ALL THEIR toilet paper before them.

I´m expecting glorious NAHTZIEEE happenings.

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Virus spread on shit.

San Francisco and India are oven

felt pretty weird starting to prep a few weeks ago, but I am so glad that I did.
In hindsight I would have gotten even more food (8 weeks right now), but I can probably add a few more weeks with Amazon deliveries.
Same with masks. Glad that I got my halfmask. Not necessarily to go shopping with it, but if a family member falls ill and I visit them to help, I will sure as hell wear that thing.

If I get Corona-chan I'm going to be a superspreader and take all of you with me to hell.

Sister texted me this ~20 minutes ago ish. what state?

Haha those are some funny niggers. Now what about the two kind of people?

Where are you? I know a lot of people going to work today too. (I’m in nova but work in DC)

Dear God.

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SHI ZHENGLI IS THE CULPRIT. She and the CCP must pay for what they have done.

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im on a uni lecture rn
its a clusterfuck and barely works and im comp science cant even imagine how the rest are faring
/comfy/

I am 22 years old. Enjoy being an heartless subhuman. Hating your ancestor is cringe at best and goyim slave tier at low. Ironically the most at risk are not even boomer but the generation before.

My dick just broke quarantine procedures.

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Can't wait for Tedros praising Argentina today.

China is fucked and their whole internet is on lockdown. Nothing is under control when Xi visited Wuhan people screamed "fake, everything is fake" from their apt windows.

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You mean Yas Forums, a single hyper hacker which lives trough the hardware of multiple different humans, which inform each other trough their communications channel of Yas Forums. We are that organization, you, me, the people giving leaks from labs.

I'm actually pretty relaxed and never ever panic. That's why I'm confused.

IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNINGIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNINGIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNINGIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNINGIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNINGIT'S JUST THE BEGINNING
>IT'S JUST THE BEGINNING

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The fuck? This literally already happened. You are living proof no such thing will happen because they won't hear about it. We've been talking about a 24 year old who died in Iran for weeks now. If you didn't even hear about it on pol what makes you think they will?

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yes, “cleanse” dr.thirdworlder,
pseudo-science will do more damage than good

never, the happening will be over before that

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>t. boomer who helped turn his homeland into hell for all future generations to live in
Day of the pneumonia is coming.

Shi was financed by CIA (USAID) as you can see in the (corrected) credits under that article in the next issue
nature.com/articles/nm0416-446d

How many deaths did we have yesterday?

Are we finished?

saved

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Space Jew. Gold Pressed Latnum.

I have a proper prep but I do wish I'd bought more snacks. Not worth going out again, though.

Do you believe chink numbers?
>are you?

SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS
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>SPAIN: 8.744 INFECTED CASES (4.665 CASES IN MADRID ALONE), 297 DEATHS

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Sauce for this QT?

I saw last night Illinois was deploying NG