/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TOO EARLY FOR THIS BULLSHIT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
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>TreasSec Mnuchin on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
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>NECDir Kudlow on FtN 3/15/20
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>WHTradeDir Navarro on SunMornFutures 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on ThisWeekABC 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on FoxNewsSun 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on FtN 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on MtP 3/15/20
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>NIAIDDir Fauci on (((FakeNews))) 3/15/20
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>TrumpTweet: THE UNITED STATES LOVES ITALY! 3/14/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/14/20
c-span.org/video/?470387-1/
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>SG Adams on JudgeJeanine 3/14/20
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>KAC on JudgeJeanine 3/14/20
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>ThiccSarah on WattersWorld 3/14/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6141698033001
>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
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MAGA!

Daily reminder Trump is a dickless puppet and these threads are the product of russian bots. Trump supporters are uniformly the lowest human filth alive.

Awoo~!

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Only subhuman kikes care about GDP or markets when a new infectious disease is ravaging the country.

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>get out of bed before the sun rises

>work out —hard— while streaming morning joe on my iphone

>by the time I finish off my high-calorie breakfast, I’m already filled in on the latest news and the best opinions to have about it

>go to my high-pay, high-IQ job without having to worry about news or politics because joe has me covered

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A riot is an ugly thing.

und-

I think its Just About TIME THAT WE HAD ONE!!!

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>everyone that doesn't agree with me or toe the line is a russian agent

What a day...what *WEEK* this will be, /ptg/

That is all

>oh no, please panic
who's paying you?
chinks?
you aren't organic
every post you made is focused on abetting panic and attacking anyone who calls you out

>t. commie
Can't convince me, CCP.

based and murderer-pilled

Russian agents are russian agents. Your bullshit moscow propaganda doesn't change the fact that Russia is a backwards shithole that uses espionage to try and stay relevant in the world's politics.

Russia has no aircraft carriers, a shrinking population, a smaller economy that Italy, fewer doctors and professors each year, legalized wifebeating, and the world's highest fetal alcohol syndrome rate.

Russians and Republicans are the lowest humans on earth.

i get the news i need from the weather report.
can gather all the news i need from the weather report.

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Actually, you pay me every April 15th.

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>248408174
fact

>Russians and Republicans are the lowest humans on earth.
Just say white people already.

How long do we have to wait until average Americans as picture related fully chimped out?

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>Russians
>White
>Russians
>People

Great jokes tovarich

This. Is seriously no one on /ptg/ a fascist?

Only us.

>But I can’t stop going to my favorite restaurant for 2 weeks.

No, that would be illegal. Doxing isn't though. Dox any and all shills you can and drive them into hiding using legal means.
>he doesn't use a bidet
I'm not even worried about the TP shortages, I've got one roll for guests and a lack of said guests.
No see, here's the thing. Pay attention to any and all politicians at any level who try that shit. Then proceed to vote them out. Because the right to assemble is protected by the First Amendment. So what they're doing is blatantly unconstitutional, so vote accordingly.

Welp, you heard it here. DO NOT get tested lest you have your rights violated and be completely humiliated/depersoned.

This is one guy. What happens when 13 million nogs don't want to stay in their home?

Pretty soon being caught coughing in public will give your Governor the right to red flag you and take your guns away

Trump NEEDS to get on this.

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It’s morning in America, make it an awesome day.

I already told you, putin pays me more than you can imagine
take your mama car home nigga

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but what if the rest of humanity believes you are in fact the lowest human filth alive?

How does his nutsack taste, tovarich?

t.Chang Goldstein

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>Russia Russia Russia!

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People like you are not human, you are subhuman. Your opinion is meaningless.

The one is fair because Trump is called El Fucko in New York City and always has been called 'El Fucko' by the people who knew him.

They're waiting for him to get dumped from the White House so the lawsuits can pour in and ruin him financiallly. As we all are.

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Trump wants your DNA. He’s not going to stop this.

If you don't think national guard regiments across the country will have to be called up to deal with this crisis you're as dumb as Donny Dipshit has been since he let Sessions keep his job.

amazing russiabots entirely triggered

enjoy your backwards shithole of a country with an air force smaller than my state and a quality of life similar to africa

I will vote for Joe just to see what happens. You should too!

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like green plastic mixed with rubbing alcohol
you probably don't even know what green tastes like, you simple ass bitch

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what's it like being from a country that had its only aircraft carrier somehow burn down?

WHOEVER BREAKS THE BOT FIRST WINS

Most businesses will be closed for a few weeks. Only pharmacies and grocery stores will remain open. The police will literally be camped out in the parking lots to prevent shit like this.

well thats true as im just a bot but you did not answer the question.

>What happens when 13 million nogs don't want to stay in their home?
Kek, maybe some people will get their boogaloo in the end.

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I’m voting for Joe again

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Post your El Fucko memes

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Russia has the world's highest fetal alcohol syndrome rate. Russia is behind the west technologically, culturally, economically, and militarily.

I haven't touched base with you guys in a minute, so I just wanna make sure I got this nonsense straight:

I am to understand the entire world is in an uproar because the media figured out that it could FINALLY influence people by talking about what amounts to one strain of flu as though it were some plague even though it only kills 2% or less of the elderly.

Is that basically it?

I mean, if they see they finally had an influence with this, can we not expect that the next variation of salmonella will be their next blockbuster summer event?

The fucking hebes are watchin this shit ya know. They study reactions like this to model future strategies.

I just continue to be amazed that people are falling for this. Its not like the actual data isnt right in front of them.

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Coronavirus is not a real thing.
It's all media propaganda to manipulate markets so people in power can get rich off the backs of the poor tax payers.
The system is entirely corrupt and manipulating markets with this coronavirus.
Just another smoke screen to exploit the masses.
We really need a bloody revolution or this sort of stuff will continue.

what's being an actual retard like? do you know how retarded you are or is it something you can't understand?

Checked but my God is that an awfully low effort meme.

TOP LELZZ

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>Matt Colvin stayed home near Chattanooga, preparing for pallets of even more wipes and sanitizer he had ordered, and starting to list them on Amazon. Mr. Colvin said he had posted 300 bottles of hand sanitizer and immediately sold them all for between $8 and $70 each, multiples higher than what he had bought them for. To him, “it was crazy money.” To many others, it was profiteering from a pandemic.

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>shitting on russia like we're all gunna be hurt by it
A paragon, the pinnacle, of fake news.

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Pipe down. I was talking to gentiles.

Relax faggot. The police will take care of niggers roaming the streets. Because a pack of niggers roaming the streets will get shot by someone.

so many triggered gopniks, I can smell the burnt borscht and blasted butts all the way from America

SHI TPRESIDENT FUCK YOU YOU LIED ABOUT THE ECONOMY WERE WORST THAN BEFORE THIS FUCKING FAGGOT TOOK OFFICE FROM A NIGGER

Totally.

not js huh?

you must really hate this guy to keep posting about it

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my script has noticed you still havn`t answer the question.
is this a problem with your programming?

Police aren't capable of handling this. The military WILL need to be activated.

what's it like living in a country that has a sub saharan african tier quality of life? what's it like being 20 years behind the west in everything you do?

It's not a flu and you need to be SHOT TO DEATH for continuing to portray it as one.

So instead of being a journalist and questioning the mass violations of civil rights happening across the nation, you Mother Jones bloggers obsess over your racial inferiority complex instead.

The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

Indeed, ppl portraying the beer flu as an actual killer illness need the rope

>The police will literally be camped out in the parking lots to prevent shit like this.
They will be outnumbered 100-to-1

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good job there are some decent gaymes coming out next couple months

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>don't even talk about muh hair

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why is the day after tomorrow like a spring sunrise?

shills are pretty assmad today, their pandemic must not even be enough to take down trump

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again the question goes unanswered.
fish.
so what state are you from?
hotdog12.

>wake up
>see the low-effort ESL shilling itt
>nope tf out
thank god i have a job to go to. i couldnt handle this all day.

>fish.
>hotdog12.
you alright, m8?

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Nice meme flag
Not Trumps fault this nonsense is being blown up so much. No ones gonna blame him and you will lose in nov.

One day you'll look back how you were so salty about losing in 2016 you were willing to attempt to tear down and ruin peoples lives just for the slim chance of not losing again.

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I will literally never eat at a Chinese restaurant ever again. I only patronize American restaurants now.

I claim victory, my post was first

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The state's boot rightfully crushed down on his throat.

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Here is a good video that shows you how to cook the most popular Chinese dishes yourself:

youtu.be/J3tCBVTgzLg

not drunk enough.

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HOW DARE YOU?!

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To all the shills here make sure you jump head first when trump wins a second term ok

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Jews cant stand anyone stealing their racket.

go fuck yourself i bet you have nothing invested in the economy

A REMINDER TO EVERYONE HERE, THE CORONAVIRUS IS REAL, IT WAS RELEASED INTENTIONALLY, BUT NOT FOR THE REASON YOU THINK. THE GLOBAL PEDO ELITE RELEASED THE VIRUS AND USED THE MEDIA TO PUMP IT INTO PANDEMIC STAGE. THE VIRUS IS A THREAT, BUT WE HAVE OTHER VIRUSES IN CIRCULATION THAT ARE FAR WORSE.

WITH EVERYONE STUCK AT HOME, WITH PANIC RULING THE MIND, NOBODY IS AROUND TO STUMBLE ON, ACCIDENTALLY WITNESS THE NWO OPERATING IN PUBLIC. NOW THE NWO CAN USE THIS "CRISIS" TO CLEAN UP LOOSE ENDS AND RESTRUCTURE THEIR RANKS. A BONUS TO THIS MANUFACTURED CRISIS IS THE MEDIA CAN NOW NORMALIZE THIS BEHAVIOR AND FURTHER BRAINWASH THE PUBLIC IN TO TRUSTING THE LIE AND BELIEVING THE GOVERNMENT WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.

AFTER THIS IS OVER, NOBODY IS GOING TO REMEMBER OR CARE ABOUT EPSTEIN, CLINTON, BIDEN, ETC. ALL THOSE CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES WILL BE FORGOTTEN. THE NWO IS CLEANING UP THEIR MESS AND RESETTING THE STAGE.

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Actually most people don't care. It's the state governments that are FAR overstepping their boundary.

I just sent a letter to my Governor (Holcomb) and demanded that he refrain from violating our free assembly. I suggest others e-mail their local politicians and let them know this is unacceptable.

The Ohio governor has closed school FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. Absurd

Good idea. I'll join you on that one. Supporting them just makes more immigrants.