Hihi sure I'll go out with you if you sign my petition to save the environment

>so where are you taking me? I'm a vegan remember.

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sign the petition on her ass with some cummies

Wow, loser simps even LARP about being simps.

I don't want to go out with you. I want to fuck you and have as little human connection with you as possible outside of sex.

How dare you

*cutie reks ur plan*

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Sign it Jimmy Saville at broadcasting house white city

You should probably run because her boyfriend will break you in half.

How is that funny

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>oh user! you are so straight forward. just sign the thing and donate $30 and you can do what you want with me

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You're making the corona lockdown harder user. I just want spend all day with Greta, go to the movies, shopping, eating, hanging out and stuff. And end it sitting on a bench staring at the stars in each other's arms. Perfection.

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stop shooping that girl, it's so weird

rape her
don't sign petition
I win, she loses.

Tell the skank to fuck off back where she came from.

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I know its just hypothetical but for incels here I hope you know this is a how a woman talks when she doesn't want to go out with you.

what in the actuallll fuckxxx!!!

wht i have obeserve about americans, they just use whatever words or phrases are trendy without thinking about meanings of words. like the use of "literally"

Is that real or some movie stunt? It's impressive in its own primitive way, and I'd like to learn how to do it myself.

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We really need Greta deepfake pron

It just goes to show how many women are actually ugly!!!

She looks like Hannah Hayes

You dated no one, nerd

the funny thing was when you hit second base and grabbed a hold of his rod. Naturally you kept going...

Greta could have been super hot instead of an aspie

>may I borrow a pen Greta?

That’s not what they mean by social isolation Luigi.

I do more for the environment at work than any of these brainless government leeches

>dat faceapp fakery

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I'll sign whatever you want bby.

This

donkey punch that slut and bend her over that bike rag behind her
she'll just be leaking cum when she comes back

Why am i getting hard over this?

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Not go out with her, obviously, unless she was joking

Trying to blackmail me into getting her way isn't exactly the greenest of flags

my guess is that he has some kind of ring device in his mouth

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I sign it with scribbles. She won't say shit nor be able to read it because its just my signature bro.

She's so pretty with makeup.

It is over.

calm down abdul, its not real

Yes, user. Funny and hilarious.
STFU

I'd love to cuddle with her while she tells me about her views on the environment, her accent is so cute.

Sign petition, fuck girl, destroy environment anyways

So you are handicapped?

Upvoted.

You can sign this petition! *points to dick*

No way! Is that really her now wtf sauce??

stop that.

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she still has an ork forehead from the inbreeding since she is an Israeli

Even when you give a BITCH IN TRAINING a makeover... she's still a BITCH IN TRAINING!

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Sign it P.Ness

lmao based democrats are the real nazis poo

Take her on a riverboat date up the Yangtse river to show her how much good her stupid fucking petition is going to do.