WILL I BE OKAY ?

100° omg you're boiling!

go to public, spread it.

See if Judaism is a cure? Go speak to a Rabbi at your local synagogue.

my chest feels like a accordion.

I HAVE FOOD AND WATER I'M LOCKING MYSELF IN MY HOUSE.

F

Because you're larping you won't be dying of corona but hopefully a bus hits you to make up for it.

It is over.

103-104F is bad,

FPBP

saw this same shit thread a couple of days ago. kys slide niigger

This. Have faith, user

Go to the store and cough on all the nigger items.

We are gathered here today...

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IF I HAVE FEVER DREAMS ABOUT HERE I'M GOING TO LOSS IT.

A Cold cant go past 102

But have you been like this or does it seem like it might escalate?

Go to the ER with a mask

>Fahrenheit

Yep, Corona-chan should kill you painfully and slowly

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
QUICK GET TO A HOSPITAL

>170.8 f
>hotter than boiling water
LMAO nice larp retard

Oh shit... user. I'm so sorry. I'm so fucing sorry.

I think thats just glare from the light. Not a 7

it's 100.8 it when down to 100.5 now.

Checked. You have your answer OP

I've been around 101 for 3 days now, still went to work

Welp your digits have doomed this faggot. I hope you're as happy as I am

FUCK THAT I'M TAKING MY SICK DAYS EVEN IF IT TURNS OUT TO NOT BE CORONA AND JUST A FLU I'M STAYING HOME.

Are you disabled?

Why, so he can spread it? Call them and ask if they want you to come in first

Are you an actual retard?

I'M GOING TO WET A TOWEL WITH COLD WATER AND COVER MY HEAD.

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tfw fever of 105, I'm not gonna make it bros.

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That's 38.2C for us non-retards. Those are rookie numbers. You need to get that higher to kill the virus.

IS THIS A BAD SIGN I SPIT UP SOME BROWISH YELLOW STUFF.

>>FUCK IT IF I DIE I DIE

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TIME TO TAKE SOME NIGHT QUILL AND TRY TO SLEEP I WILL POST UNTIL I FALL ASLEEP.

>>if i see corona-chan in my dream i'm going to go fucking crazy.

Go to tge er now and recover then you have a new out look

Are you a boomer?

NO THE HOSPITAL WILL WANT TO KILL ME AND I'M NOT PAYING THE BILL I WILL STAY HOME.

If you are being serious, check your symptoms here:

cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/symptoms-testing/symptoms.html

if you match then you need to be calling a medical professional.

>not understanding glare
it clearly says 100 you fucking idiot

If your temperature gets too high like 104F, 113F (40C, 45C) then you need to cool yourself down with cold water/towels otherwise you might die from the fever.

>Go to tge er now
i think you mean
>go visit your local synagogue and mosque and lick the doorknob and spit on all of the car door handles in the parking lot

IT’S OVER

>AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS FIND CURE FOR CORONA CHAN

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5

>A team of Australian researchers say they’ve found a cure for the novel coronavirus and hope to have patients enrolled in a nationwide trial by the end of the month.

>University of Queensland Centre for Clinical Research director Professor David Paterson told news.com.au today they have seen two drugs used to treat other conditions wipe out the virus in test tubes.

>He said one of the medications, given to some of the first people to test positive for COVID-19 in Australia, had already resulted in “disappearance of the virus” and complete recovery from the infection.

>One of the two medications is a HIV drug, which has been superseded by “newer generation” HIV drugs, and the other is an anti-malaria drug called chloroquine which is rarely used and “kept on the shelf now” due to resistance to malaria.

>“Our doctors were very, very surprised that a HIV drug could actually work against the novel coronavirus and there was a bit of scepticism,” he said.

>“That first wave of Chinese patients we had (in Australia), they all did very, very well when they were treated with the HIV drug.

>“That’s reassuring … that we’re onto something really good here.”

HAPPENING CANCELLED

All of you people who are scared of the funny beer virus, please, kill yourselves.
Commit suicides.
End your lives.

I really wish i had the power to murder all of you gullible little twats.
Please, do the human race a favour.
Kill yourselves.
Today.

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Go spread it!

Waiting for peer reviewed evidence.

Oh no bro, you're gonna die bro.

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WELL I'M OUT TIME TO SLEEP TURNING OFF MY COMPUTER THE LIGHT IS HURTING MY EYES.

Kill yourselves.

If you don't like what we're talking about maybe you just don't belong here nigger.

go spread the love

do you cough a lot?

onlinepharmacystore24.com/buy-chloroquine
Chloroquine
Chloroquine is a drug that’s used to fight malaria and autoimmune diseases. It’s been in use for more than 70 yearsTrusted Source and is considered safe.

Researchers have discovered that this drug is effective at fighting the SARS-CoV-2 virus in studies done in test tubes.

At least 10 clinical trialsTrusted Source are currently looking at the potential use of chloroquine as an option for combating the novel coronavirus.