Shit is fucked because my dads work closed down and now hes home all day and now I cant day drink and dole bludge in peace.
Adrian Cox
Because normies hate things out of their control Hard times make hard men, hard men make easy times, easy times make weak men, weak men make hard times and that's where we are at the moment
Tyler Flores
Joe "ban the chans" Hockey.
Carter Rodriguez
I bet The Australian dollar will completely collapse right before they hand out the NEET stimulus
Jaxon Bell
Welcome to Rome 2.0
As per the bible, the end will coom quickly, and Babylon shall self-cannabilise in 1 hour because everything is fucking overleveraged + bread and circuses.
Is the best television ever to be broadcast.
Aiden Phillips
Oops that was Stephen Conroy.
Jace Watson
Started watching the Amazon documentary the test. Not bad so far
Jack Collins
I’m fucking pissed these boomer cunts are getting first pick of the scraps now every morning before any other cunt. You pricks have all day to sort your shit out and I’m currently no bread, no milk, no shit ticket seething six am workplace tradie keeping the fucking lights on for you fat useless cunts!
Have asthma did a shit tonne of training to make my asthma not as bad more less only need my Ventolin for asthma attacks when I have a flu. Currently a international level athlete. How fucked would I be if I got it?
Joseph Turner
Just straight up grab a bitch lmao
Jacob Hughes
i want minimum 5 acres. close to the beach (5min drive) close to a city (20 min drive) nice weather. hot wife preferably european (we're going to meet while she's backpacking here. 4+ kids we go on holidays minimum once a year. big house with all the bells and whistles big garden, chooks, milking cow. is this possible while living off the dole before im 30?
Brody Torres
They promised the neets a bonus For being such good boys staying inside But it is a smoke screen because the money will be worthless by then
Austin Kelly
There’ll be plenty of dead GILFs in the streets soon for a shag.
Are you into GILF necrophilia? If not, then I guess no pussy 4 u
Jayden Campbell
It won't matter if you spend AUD in Aus.
Leo Wright
You can impress ladies with your ample supplies of toilet paper
Henry Harris
Shut the fucking country down so I don't have to work!
nah I'm not a such a faggot that I'd be taken out of the will - I'm getting both houses. Mum loves me even more now that I made her prep back in January.
Gabriel Bennett
That's not how international Jewry works fren.
Kayden Robinson
Didn't they already say they're considering a second one?
Ian White
Too bad Everything is imported besides the hills hoist clothesline And it’s not like we are going to start manufacturing Nintendo
Tyler Gomez
Holy shit I had one of those when I was a kid They smelled horrible (I'm talking about the rubber toy)
Adrian Nelson
>all Unis online So we dont have to give Chinks student visas to come push up house prices and spit in Uber-eats. >thankyou based Corona-chan >We're Full again.
Samuel Taylor
Probably I dunno I'm busy sharpening my knives
Jeremiah Miller
>nah I'm not a such a faggot that I'd be taken out of the will It only take disagreeing with being ordered to follow orders to be disinherited.
Jacob Roberts
>start manufacturing Nintendo Nobody needs these things. What do you need in life that isn't made here? >notice I said need
Levi Wood
From memory those street sharks and looney toons cups had the same smell, couldn't drink water out of them without a mouthful of aids
Hunter White
Dumb boomer
Jack Smith
Possible, provided you are bartering toilet paper for blow jobs.
I predict this shall be the new economy following collapse.
Ethan Rodriguez
Fuck off cunt, I’m lock stocked for the happening. Seriously though no bread or milk for three days now? That shits made an hour or two down the road of any capital in the country. What’s the fucking problem?
Matthew Powell
When did we hit six deaths lads?
Christopher King
Time to harden up princess.
Xavier Gutierrez
will be at 600 cases tomorrow
Connor Campbell
> harden up for me user er ...
Jeremiah Anderson
okay inferior whitoids, my Chinese neighbour told me this is how China handles foreigners: 1. The aircraft will not be connected to the terminal once it's landed, buses will wait for it. 2. All pessengers, if there is a receiver organisation, business travel for example, government will ask that organisation if it has the place to quarantine the person. If the answer is yes then the receiver organisation will send their representive to get their man after signed the paperwork. 3. If no receiver organisation, travellers will be put into that bus then dumped in a hotel for 14 days quarantine. 4. All free of charge. I don't understand why Australia is saying this can't be done and have to rely on each individual.
It's that time again for your Daily Reminder that Boomers are scum and everything wrong with Australia.
While the Boomer gets bailed out, we get sold out!
It's also time for another Reminder that Unchecked Migration is Generational Genocide.
Carson Bell
If you couldn't see that that was always going to happen then I'm sorry but you're the retard. It was always going to be something the minute they locked down Wuhan
>A team of Australian researchers say they’ve found a cure for the novel coronavirus and hope to have patients enrolled in a nationwide trial by the end of the month.
>University of Queensland Centre for Clinical Research director Professor David Paterson told news.com.au today they have seen two drugs used to treat other conditions wipe out the virus in test tubes.
>He said one of the medications, given to some of the first people to test positive for COVID-19 in Australia, had already resulted in “disappearance of the virus” and complete recovery from the infection.
>One of the two medications is a HIV drug, which has been superseded by “newer generation” HIV drugs, and the other is an anti-malaria drug called chloroquine which is rarely used and “kept on the shelf now” due to resistance to malaria.
>“Our doctors were very, very surprised that a HIV drug could actually work against the novel coronavirus and there was a bit of scepticism,” he said.
>“That first wave of Chinese patients we had (in Australia), they all did very, very well when they were treated with the HIV drug.
>“That’s reassuring … that we’re onto something really good here.”
