DOW DOWN 4.53% PRE MARKET TRADING

> Crash after crash after crash

SO WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE FAN ANONS?
It's been two weeks that the Stock Market is crashing but still nothing.

WHERE ARE THE BANK RUNS ? WHERE IS THE LOOTING FOR FOOD ? WHERE ARE THE WANTING LINES FOR FOOD STAMPS?

I'M BORED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BASED!

also look at my double digits

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I am fully erect

Seconded

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FED played their last card cutting interest rates to zero. the stock market is finished expect at least 20% loss today.

Futures have been frozen for the past ten hours.
Trading will be stopped tomorrow.
At least the world markets are falling as well, but Trump will still be blamed for them some how.

>Who am I? Why am I here?

Americans were a mistake

The boomers sold it out so you and your faggot friends could sext each other on the latest iphone.

This year will be remembered. Be patient.

Get fucked kikes. Trump stop being a giant fucking retard.

true, but if he somehow swings it and things get back on track, even slowly, it's going to come out positive for him.
The real question is how the infection looks in a month's time.

PRINT ME A CHECK YOU FUCKING KIKES

THERE BE NO FOODS HERE

ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD AND THE ONLY THING I CAN BUY IS GAS AND HEROIN

Are you retarded? Its crashing mostly because of businesses here closing over the damn nonsense. Who's gonna invest when theres so much uncertainty?

failget

(((Boomers))) how stupid can you get. Who the fuck do you think owns these boomers you silly zoomer.

Baby's first bear market

this is the silver lining, i hope.
after corona chan settles down, all companies should start pulling manufacturing out of the shithole that is China.
a disproportionately large amount of pandemics have originated from them throughout history.

For every elderly person who is saved there is a financial investor who commits suicide, and it's all beautiful.

>crash the markets with no survivors
>fed injects $2 trillion
>this allows banks to jewishly conjure $20 trillion in new loans
>jews buy everything panicked boomers are willing to sell for pennies
>boomers eat catfood and die
>jews just bought the entire country out from under you

Gas and heroin ? Get yourself a donkey, and you might have a great night, user !

lol that gif gave me a good chuckle

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They won't. Our president refused to close the borders because he wanted to check some digits when the Dow crossed 30k. The Economy is our God now.

>boomers invent this shit system
>boomers invest everything they can in fake pumped money to keep their 401ks afloat screwing over youngers gens

Boomers are playing their hands here and all people can say is fuck Trump, Biden, China etc. It's all boomers on fucking FB nonchalantly demanding everything be closed "just to be safe" because this hurts them the most and they do not care about the damage it will do to us financially

Shutting down all borders right now, would be a great action. But trump only shut down travel from Europe.

the fed gets rich if the stock market crashes or not they dont care.

someone pls explain what does it mean that FED put the rates on 0.
are they printing money? lending it without interest?

Fucking Hell......we're just fucked. ALL OF US.

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Fed and actual capitalists, yeah.

BACK TO PLEBBIT FUCKING NIGGER KIKE

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The Dow closed on Friday on a massive upsurge. I know you losers were desperate for this happening but did you SERIOUSLY think the system is incapable of defending itself over a media flu virus? They'll pump gigantic sums of money in if they have to, and it'll work, and you'll seethe, desperate for the crash that won't come.

BASED

stocks deserve to died

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This, the stock numbers have been on the same ones for a while now. I guess some stock market boomer couldn't take another plunge so he pulled the plug.

Webm related, the goose is the falling markets and the cows are boomers throwing every trick in the book at it trying to make it go away.

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>stock markets plunging again

But somehow we are the losers. Kys faggot

It's gonna drop over 7% today.

It was a dead cat bounce, nice cope

>AUSTRALIAN SCIENTISTS FIND CURE FOR CORONA CHAN

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5

>A team of Australian researchers say they’ve found a cure for the novel coronavirus and hope to have patients enrolled in a nationwide trial by the end of the month.

>University of Queensland Centre for Clinical Research director Professor David Paterson told news.com.au today they have seen two drugs used to treat other conditions wipe out the virus in test tubes.

>He said one of the medications, given to some of the first people to test positive for COVID-19 in Australia, had already resulted in “disappearance of the virus” and complete recovery from the infection.

>One of the two medications is a HIV drug, which has been superseded by “newer generation” HIV drugs, and the other is an anti-malaria drug called chloroquine which is rarely used and “kept on the shelf now” due to resistance to malaria.

>“Our doctors were very, very surprised that a HIV drug could actually work against the novel coronavirus and there was a bit of scepticism,” he said.

>“That first wave of Chinese patients we had (in Australia), they all did very, very well when they were treated with the HIV drug.

>“That’s reassuring … that we’re onto something really good here.”

HAPPENING CANCELLED

BILL MITCHELL WAS RIGHT

BUY THE DIP!!

Tripfag - check
Memeflaggot - check
How's the weather in Tel Aviv?

4% of 20,000 is less than 4% of 24,000

Barely even need the virus to keep the happening going at this point.

It's fake news to try to get normies and markets to relax for a few weeks, they sense people society is failing. I bet we don't hear about it after a day or two.

Deutsche Bank premarket sitting at -14%
This is going to the mondayest of Mondays

Mitchell is a faggot and will die from the virus

Or aids

Trump called it

kek it's getting better by the hour

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This is you isn't it, you retard. Look at the premarket data the Dow is already fucked

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Has global trading ever been suspended for months at a time before?

I bet internet gets cut in NYC as an excuse to halt trading, followed by propaganda til tomorrow that everything is gonna be ok. It's legal as us government is allowed to manipulate markets if in the interests of the country.

Even then, there's months to years of testing. Unless they're trying to push an untested vaccine, especially with all the anti-vaccine hate.
Plus this is the fourth or fifth cure/vaccine, along with Canadians isolating and growing the virus.

>found cure
>need patients enrolled in nationwide trial
>Doctors very very surprised that and HIV drug worked against coronavirus
They're calling it a cure yet it hasn't even been reliably tested yet. It also sounds like they don't even know specifically how it is curing them and if there are any long-term side effects.

Yield-curve status=flattened
Kung flu=on
China status=molested
Corporate CEO status=mass resigning
Population status=overleveraged and pandemic
Futures status= 5% down, trading HALTED
FED status=shitting their pants, cutting rates, printing money, stonk status= STILL going DOWN

Just lol @ u m80. You are alredy ded.

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>I bet internet gets cut
Never. That is the absolute no.1 guaranteed way to cause a mass panic

>gives 1,5 trilion $ to stock jews that should be hanged
>based
mutts are biggest treat

lol what demented shit are you blabbing about.
trading can and will be halted by the push of a button on the market side.
they dont need to cut off internet.

Maybe localised power outage, any excuse to halt trading for day.

If you can't tell I'm American by how I talk then your autism is truly legendary
The way you faggots act like flags mean anything at all is beyond fucking retarded look at speech and semantics or kys

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lmao at this level of cope by /ptg/

retards think this is happening over corona when its happening because of OPEC. lmao

I would stop extermination of jews just for her

>fuck boomers
it was everyone, but always remember, it was mainly the JEW

>Fed injects 1.5 trillion dollars
>"everything's fine bro"
Ok JOOMER

Trading will stop for the day if it hits -20%, won't it?

pretty pls
owo

The market began falling well before the OPEC shit show.

I'm happy if they go out of business. Fucking awful bank.