/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2136

► Detected: 170,002 ► Died: 6,523

>NEWS
Argentina shuts down borders, schools
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Venezuela under lockdown in 7 states, affecting 12 million
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Denmark shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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>LATEST CASES
6:28: 50 new cases in Israel.
06:05: 2 new cases in Norway.
06:00: 1 new death in Switzerland.
05:58: 1 new death in Germany.
04:06: First death in Mexico.
02:00: 74 new cases in South Korea.
01:00: 16 new cases and 14 new deaths in China. This includes 4 cases and 14 deaths in Hubei province, China.

>MORE
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ACCELERATE
also fuck niggers

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,866 (3,213) ► International 88,523 (3,302): Italy 24,747 (1,809) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,236 (75) Spain 7,845 (292) Germany 5,814 (11) France 5,423 (127) US 3,680 (68) Switzerland 2,218 (14) UK 1,391 (35) Norway 1,256 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,040 (3) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 839 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 341 (1) Greece 331 (4) Australia 300 (5) Slovenia 219 (1) Ireland 170 (2) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (12) Egypt 126 (2) Poland 125 (3) Iraq 124 (10) Indonesia 117 (5) Thailand 114 (1) India 112 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 77 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Mexico 51 (1) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 46 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Ecuador 37 (2) Hungary 32 (1) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guatemala 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 401 Cze. Rep. 293 Israel 263 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Brazil 200 Iceland 180 Estonia 171 Romania 139 S. Arabia 118 Kuwait 112 UAE 98 Chile 75 Peru 71 Russia 63 Slovakia 61 S. Africa 61 Vietnam 56 Pakistan 53 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 48 Palestine 38 C. Rica 35 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Cyprus 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 Armenia 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Turkey 18 Venezuela 17 Afghanistan 16 Lithuania 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Jordan 10 Bolivia 10 Jamaica 10 Martinique 10 Kazakhstan 9 N. Zealand 8 Paraguay 8 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Reunion 7 Honduras 6 Ghana 6 Uruguay 6 Andorra 5 Bangladesh 5 P. Rico 5 Rwanda 5 Cameroon 4 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 Uzbekistan 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 Seychelles 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 158/251

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP CORONA-CHAN

THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it's all pointless it's all pointless it's all pointless

Remember this disease destroys your testies.

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lmao "Strong Tory govt" - fuck the boomers who voted these cunts in, they've asset stripped the NHS and now their voter base is gunna pay the price.

Anons, are we witnessing the biggest world event unfolding since WW2? These are by far the most exciting times in my life

25 new in Poland
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Lol puts are going to spike when nyse opens.

TODAY IS A RED DAY

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Who even cares about your shitholes rusmutt.
DOW is the only thing that matters. And DOW will only grow from now on.

is this what Jesus meant by the meek shall inherit the earth?

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Notice how Canada and Mexico, both bordering us, aren't taking this very seriously and haven't implemented lockdowns yet? It's because they want them to reach critical mass so they can flood them into US over the borders during the chaos and infect more Americans.
We're surrounded on both sides by weaponized coofer factories. I think it's time the borders get manned with armed response and lethal force

GARY!?

WHERE IS GARY!?

>you lived long enough to see the end of clown world

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>Report unusual behavior.
>Barricade you homes.
>Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
>Wait for official instructions.

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How do I mathematical modelling? I want to know estimates of Finnish cases since they only test elderly now. Also OP's link to the article about it has been deleted.

church of the cemetery of Bergamo

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Why are Normies eating-up literal CCP propaganda stories so they can convince themselves everything is okay and nothing is happening at all?
Are people really THAT afraid of something bad happening that they have to tell themselves literal fiction is real so they feel coddled and safe? Pathetic.
I'd rather be intimate with my doom and see it coming from a mile away instead of telling myself it isn't real 'til my final breath

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youtu.be/0xWpG5hEl74

The kek thread suggested today shit will go down, how many dead do you think?

He got the coof and died

NY closed its schools for almost a year? what?

>only 6,523 dead

Hmmmm i dunno, this is taking a while to become a happening

user, most people aren't accustomed to looking at the abyss. they haven't made a friend of the shadow.

>Not burning bodies.
No wonder these noodlefuckers don't have shit under control.

Starting to think so unless this thing miraculously disappears within a month.

>i'm about to start living in the great depression 2: electric boogaloo
please no

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For years now jews have been demanding that various things be shut down, especially the internet, so as to combat all the “hate” and “anti-semitism” running rampant. Now they have the excuse to shut down almost everything – the economy, public gatherings, internet sites they don’t like, etc. – all under the guise of fighting the coronavirus. Many places in the world are already under martial law, which is the ultimate shut down.

If there is any reality to the coronavirus, and it’s not just a combination of the regular flu and 5G, then it is a bioweapon brought to us by the same people who unleashed the StuxNet computer virus on the world. They appear to have been planning this all for a long, long time. They can use the Coronavirus as a scapegoat for the economic crash, so that people don’t blame the (((bankers))) like in 2008, as they make out like bandits.

They are running the old problem-reaction-solution model to further their agenda once again, but this time it seems like they are going all in. They are creating incredible chaos in order to institute their totalitarian order. This will give them the opportunity to finally get rid of the pesky first and second amendment in America (along with other rights) and remove the last vestiges of freedom remaining in other countries around the world. They are playing for keeps.

If things keep going according to plan, everyone will need to be injected with a vaccine and microchip, just like in Bill Gates’ ID2020 program, or else they won’t be able to get their food rations. Everyone will be on lockdown, food and supplies may have to be delivered by Amazon, robots will be rolled out in a big way since they cannot be infected, and no one will be able to meet with each other to discuss the situation or protest. We will be isolated, making us all sitting ducks for the neo-NKVD, which could easily take out all of the political opposition to the jew world order without much resistance.

I hope so

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How bout you fuck off, there’s multiple gay generals up already, and a cures already been found for this NOTHINGBURGER. Not even 100k deaths.
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Reminder that the cunts that pretended nothing would happen and refused to shut down the borders because they are ideological cucks are getting tested everyday even when not showing any kind of symptoms and will receive better healthcare than you do.
I hope there will be some kind of reckoning because this time there will be no denying that they are directly responsible for killing people and ruining our future, we won't get out of this mess in years and we'll have to deal with the economic downfall for even longer, not even to mention the other problems that won't disappear like immigration

>2021
>BigMac in America cost $20
>Rest of the world starve to death

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shit we just got enhanced community quarantine

>not burning the bodies

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Luckily I already have 3 white kids. Based virus saving me money on a vasectomy. This happening just keeps getting better and better.

you tell em bill we mooning

schizo

Shieeeeet since midnight my country has officially declared national quarantine so going outside is now forbidden except for work and shopping
it's finally happening
and my dumb boomer parents still refuse to stock up on supplies
goodbye friends, it's ogre for me

I mean FFS even as a child I was taught "hope for the best, prepare for the worst" so I don't understand why apparently nobody else was taught that.
Life isn't lolipops and puppies, sometimes you spend your entire life setting up for greatness, only for a random virus to come kill you and everyone you love. People in the West need to stop thinking that we live in some kind of perpetual-happiness simulation.

And this is just the beginning. I expect the Cons to try and do a desperate salvaging job any day now and get their media lackeys in line now this is getting serious.

Fuck off nigger

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I mean FFS even as a child I was taught "hope for the best, prepare for the worst" so I don't understand why apparently nobody else was taught that.
Life isn't lolipops and puppies, sometimes you spend your entire life setting up for greatness, only for a random virus to come kill you and everyone you love. People in the West need to stop thinking that we live in some kind of perpetual-happiness simulation and accept that life is just shitty sometimes

E M B R A C E
I T

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This stupid virus destroyed my perfect lifestyle.
University where I teach is closed and now I have to be at home with my relatives.
I need to watch anime, eat junk food and coom every evening after work.
Instead I'm spending time with my retarded family.

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yea yea same as israel, belgium, germany, netherlands i think i forgot some countries aswell point is get fucked hapa

FACTS:
Regarding the "pandemic" designation - that's not really a big deal - it simply means an infectious disease which has spread to many countries and is growing.

FACTS:
It has NOTHING to do with how many have or will die from it.

FACTS:
China practically has NO MORE new infections

FACTS:
China is CLOSING S I X T E E N makeshift hospital due to NO NEW CASES

FACTS:
China is slowly restarting its production again

FACTS:
Only VERY OLD and VERY FRAIL people die of covid-19

FACTS:
This is a media-hyped hoax to hurt the Trump presidency. This is a blatant attempt to block Trump rallies.

FACTS:
Bill doesn't live in Italy

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How is the Herd going?

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Zombie apocalypse confirmed?

Get them all sick and you're good to go.

The only thing I despise are how the knees were drawn.
Wait. I just saw the dick wtf

Can see that changing very soon.

people made plans. they want to go to concerts, travel, throw weddings, etc. normies aren't ready to be shut-ins. not that they have a choice.

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So this is how the world will end, not with a bang but with a coof

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I'm going to blow my load when this dumbfuck is killed by the disease.

>Believing Chinese numbers
Retard

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Wait my ass
*drum roll *

>archive.is/kdBtS
where are all the videos fuckers

whats your basis for this conclusion?
curious, no diss.

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Cant have cases when you stop testing, weld them into their aparments, and burn the buildings to the ground.

Jesus the euro markets are getting royally fucked. All major indexes are pushing 8-9% drop already. FUCKIN ‘EL

>Bill Mitchell
literally who?

>Threadly reminder that Spanish flu pandemic took 3 years to end, we're in for a ride

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i find this funny, normies are freaking out when they can't go out every 10 hours while i feel absolutely no change to my lifestyle as i leave my apartment like 2 times a week so even a full quarantine will mean no change to my life basically
based neet life

NOOOO NOT MY BONDGIRLERINOOOOOS, NOT MY MODELINOOOS

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THIS IS GOOD FOR BITCOIN.

Vacune found, happening cancelled

Euro was always garbage.

who has the corona chan with tits inflating to the infected count

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Ok beaner.

Kill everything! Kill them all!

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sorry happeningfags you got cancelled by australia
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>the first vaccines will be barely tested because they're rushed out and will likely be incredibly dangerous
going to be some babies growing a third arm-tier shit

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you think dow will do better lmao need a reminder whose futures crashed after a 2 minutes

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good, fuck them without mercy

i understand that ideology (also live it) but if you tell anyone this openly, youre a "debby downer"
no one in this simulation likes those and seeing is believing.

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Mid cap growth had some good years since the 90’s but ya it never compared to US markets.