HOLY SHIT GUYS TAKE A LOOK AT THIS IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

Good, goy we need all the room for the incoming refugees.

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explain

Reeeee it went from 2 pages to 9 pages of obituaries

pizza pasta pepperoni

Laugh now you fucking idiots. You all are stockpiling tons of pasta too.

this board is really low iq isn't it? it's facebook tier

Absolutely

Boomer exodus and no more abortions. its a blessing user

Are those tiny crosses?
So intolerant.

pasta la pizza my Italian friend see you in the next life

I also have a strategic stash of ketchup to pour it over the pasta

HERD IMMUNITY.

Moooo

Milk me mommy

>50% italians don't wash their hands after bathrooms
>regions don't have basic plumbing
>italians touch and kiss each other constantly
>regions that do have basic plumbing pipes constantly explode if someone drops something in the toilet
>people ignored basic flu precautions
>still attend weddings and group up
>kills boomers

mama mia its a pandemic, Its a full bowl of spaghetti

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Yeah, I dont know how clueless or naive you are Pasquale but we have thousands over thousands of deaths to weird flu bacteria every year.

Now it once hits europe somewhat hard and you wonder why all the weak old people die in your shitshow of a country, you have literaly third world tier hospitals and healthcare. Shut the fuck up....

>That fucking mouth breathing and nigger lips
Jesus christ, lemme guess. South Italy?

Fuck you Manfred I hope the niggers you let ruin Europe start chomping out soon

EMPTY TORTELLINI, JUST A FLU

I know hearing something rational here is unusual and weird for you. Calm down Cousin-fucker.

>flu bacteria

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here the doctors say it's "not rare" to see young people (in their 20s) get very serious cases.
is it the same everywhere?

Problems with this meme:

1 - He does not focus on any names - we cannot verify any of these people. It is entirely possible to run a bunch of obituaries for people who never even existed.

2 - Is this a weekly edition? Many newspapers run a daily obit and then run the entire week's in the Sunday edition.

Got any good pasta recipe?

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>figuring this out just now

I'm a duel citizen and a noodle nigger so get it right Manfred you cuck

Noodle is how to translate pasta into English, user.

>most of my sources are Yas Forums: the post

it's just desperate scared boomers exaggerating and lying through their teeth to get you on board with crashing your economic future to save their lives

Don’t they make out with everyone they see on the cheeks? I bet that custom is over with.

They should have been told to wash their mouths.

Is... is this trolling?

this is a rare timeline

Say goodbye to your papa.

>all boomers
get ready to buy cheap property

what a heartless bastard, insult my mamma but don't use ketchup on pasta Jesus Christ.

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the nonnapocalypse

how will italy survive?

Ketchup is the best red gravy there is.

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boomers dyin'

It's real. This was originally posted by an Italian journalist. MSM is talking about the video: mashable.com/article/coronavirus-obituary-pages-italy/

"It's just the flu" btfo

just came back from Rewe, business as usual, few shelves empty like TP but that has been like that for days since hoarders come in early in the morning and buy it alkl and they restock sometime around noon.

Literal nothing. Sun shining, birds chirping, children laughing. go outside for a change you mongos.

why all the brits believe this?
I have many british friends (mostly from the southern parts of england) because of my job and sometimes they come over expecting some kind of third world african village nation.
Brexit propaganda perhaps?

Newspapers still exist?!?!?!??!?!

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they are uncultured drunken swines, the amerimutts of europe. they probably gawk at the sight of a bidet and the realization you don't have to go around with a crusty stinky asshole

Just like you lot gawk at the sight of using soap when you shower or using deodorant.

When i visited my relatives in the US of A most people had the impression that croats live in mud huts.
Bit shocked that even first worlders can experience this.

lmao

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Spray a little water on your butt. It totally works instead of scrubbing your ass with a washcloth and soap, retard.

A lot of dead wogs. This is karma for ruining the Anglosphere your rats.

At least he has something to wipe his arse with.

ketchup is the best thing to put on spaghetti though, that and sliced up hamburger patties

100 bucks 90% of those people never existed

>flu bacteria
THE ETERNAL TÜRK REVEALS HIMSELF

>never been in an Italian hospital in his life
>clearly has no knowledge of what Italian hospitals are like
>probably thinks these are still the early 60s and Italians are a developing country

You are going to see so many dead boomers, buddy

Italy is a developing country*