/CVG/ Corona Virus General #2185 Germany number 1

Dear lord, stop posting here, Nurgle.

AAAAAAAH I THOUGHT IT WOULD BOOST THE IMMUNE SYSTEM

hurry up and lockdown already, I want to get paid to smoke cones all day

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Checked
Im glad that im currently /nogf/.

I've ordered a 175lb crossbow just in case. My problem is. Will I be able to lift 175lb?

Kill us please

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I have to go get my meds today from the sick shop. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

>only 100,000 dead by the end of march

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Ewwwww
Infected degenerate. I should have expected this

Thread theme: youtu.be/B_MW65XxS7s

I can‘t have a gf, just a wife.
The struggle is real

Mount it on something. What do you think Americans invented scooters for?

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To defend your toilet paper stack?
In Germany it‘s the new currency

You still have to see a healthcare system collapse and how many untreated actually die.
Lombardy will soon discover it.
But, at that point, numbers will become completely unreliable.

I can‘t watch gifs on iPhone. Please help

wow those digits, you must survive German men,
anyway I just found vitamin c powder for $ 9 for 5-pound bag, hopefully, they honer it, they fucking better, I got 6 (5) pound bags< this shit is selling for 400-700 for similar amounts

>Germany Nr.1
>Quads
It‘s time for us to shine again :)

Eat the boogers bigot!

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>He needs vitamin supplements to survive
Just meditate bro

I always thought the loot tables for postapoc survival games are bullshit
I mean who keeps ten kilos of fish mox in a shoebox in the attic?
but then I met you

Cures been found. Don’t need this general anymore. Goodbye

Shall I wear my half mask and goggles to scare the old folk when I visit the pharmacy today?

sauce?

Good luck, JENOVA-chan!

The shit running down his legs.

>inb4 israel found the cure

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You should wear it to a pharmacy regardless, retard

NRW IS SHUT DOWN

NRW IS SHUT DOWN

NRW IS SHUT DOWN

ATTENTION PREPPERS, DON'T LET FRIENDS AND FAMILY KNOW YOU HAVE PREPPED, PEOPLE WILL ATTACK YOU
>ATTENTION PREPPERS, DON'T LET FRIENDS AND FAMILY KNOW YOU HAVE PREPPED, PEOPLE WILL ATTACK YOU
ATTENTION PREPPERS, DON'T LET FRIENDS AND FAMILY KNOW YOU HAVE PREPPED, PEOPLE WILL ATTACK YOU
>ATTENTION PREPPERS, DON'T LET FRIENDS AND FAMILY KNOW YOU HAVE PREPPED, PEOPLE WILL ATTACK YOU

Because you don't keep accurate records

Any idea how long it will take to mass produce? Will it pass our standard regulations? None of these questions have been addressed by the Aussies with their cure claim. They join an ever growing list of countries making claims but until I see results I won’t hold my breath

MASTER

RACE

I am in NRW, will keep you updated If I see anything.

Did you "prep" for yourself or did you buy 30 packs of toilet paper and 200 bottles of hand sanitize in hopes of it becoming a currency?

You just need massive inflation to kick in, two wheelbarrows of tp for a loaf of bread....and you can finally get the tanks rolling again. Try not to fuck it up this time. Also, we allies.

>mfw recently got a gf

Unlimited ficki ficki.

>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5
WE FOUND A CURE
AUSSIES HAVE DONE IT AGAIN
SAY THANK YOU

Youre just out of signal bro, its nothing.

Lol what old ass pos do u have? Get the 11 Pro Max like me pleb

Hey bros why are there two /CVG/ so far off on the thread count?!

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According to the CDC at least 4.7% will die without treatment. If hospitals around the world are overwhelmed in a week then the deaths could reach as high as 250,000. Even if every country goes full shutdown mode tomorrow, it will still take 24 days to see containment measures have any affect on the death count.

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Australia has over 350 cases now, ramping up really quick, every store here is empty as fuck

>Friends

quads,
> 983k detected in wuhan
> total infections - 170k
> rip maths

Shut up baby I know it

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All fucking Anglos must fucking hang! Do the right thing!

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...is that a Greta sex doll?

Nice try Xi

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xi is our ally now. soros said so

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Just wear this and look like a tactical ninja

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Berliner here
Everyone is relaxed
However coughing gets you weird looks

That won't stop the germs getting in only some of it out if you already have it.

Sex gets boring if you do it too much and you‘ll get into degenerate stuff

news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-queensland-researchers-find-cure-want-drug-trial/news-story/93e7656da0cff4fc4d2c5e51706accb5
Cunt what am i, a scientist? lol fuck off nerd

Lol’d but fuck you cunt, I’m no bat eating chink

iPhone 6s

Because I checked the catalogue and didn‘t see another thread
Maybe I took too long to make a new thread

GAS
[x] yes
[ ] no

this is the non-US thread, it's better this way

Wrong!
20 to 30% will die
So please stay safe everyone

A few months to trail and a year or more to manufacture enough for everyone. Only the most serious cases will get it anyhow.

some updates from kraut doc?

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work experience intern was coofing on arrival to office, she was sent home

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Man ist das erbärmlich von Trump, dachte die USA hätten die besten Wissenschaftler der Welt.

Lads.. I'm a Britbong who flew in from Sicily to Munich then Hamburg on Saturday. Was expecting loads of checks and tests an shit when I arrived but nothing, even in Hamburg central there was no one wearing masks. Germany is less prepared than Italy from what I've seen so far.

HEY, WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDS!!!

The virus isn't just killing fat old boomers. No one is recovering. It hides in your nervous system and reemerges again when your immune system lets up. It does this again and again, wearing you down and scarring your lungs each time. That's why people are being released only to die later after being "reinfected".

WE ARE ALL FUCKED, do you understand? If you catch this virus you are absolutely fucked.

WHO does not include "recovered" in their reports, poorly defined
who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/situation-reports

New: "Recovered" drops dead, surge of reinfections
archive.is/MF0fv

28-Feb: Israeli "recovered" case tests positive again
archive.is/TV8DS

28-Feb: South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
archive.is/Gv1iu

27-Feb: Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
archive.is/CuOtr

27-Feb: "Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

26-Feb: 14% of "recovered" in Guangdong test positive again
archive.is/V6IgT

21-Feb: Patient reinfects himself after "recovery"
archive.is/8Ppkx

19-Feb: "There is a likelihood of relapse", expert says
archive.is/ABjjf

14-Feb: Reinfection possible and even deadlier
archive.is/Iw58p

31-Jan: Patients can get reinfected, no immunity after "recovery"
archive.is/W9vNf

Virus hides in neurons, indefinitely escapes recognition
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Virus invades nervous systems
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Her immunity bro

fuck off to your island bitch hope you get beaten up here before you leave

*hides post*
ahhh that's better

The public has not realized this yet. Give it time. Enjoy the ride.

Yea my plan is to infect as many Germans as possible to help them build a herd immunity.