AUS/POL/ - LOCKDOWN EDITION #2

Gday lads

>Police to force people into self-isolation in NSW coronavirus crackdown
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-16/coronavirus-tough-new-penalties-target-spread-of-covid-19/12056638

>"""Australians"" urged to dob in their mates
news.com.au/lifestyle/health/coronavirus-australians-face-hefty-fines-for-failing-to-selfisolate/news-story/5946dacede85c5e8e5a80df3f3da4bea

>ASIC issues emergency rules, ASX falls 7pc on opening
baka.com.au/business/markets/us-stock-futures-plunge-despite-coordinated-central-bank-action-20200316-p54ae8.html

>Thousands of international passengers ordered to self-isolate after landing in Australia are allowed to take domestic flights WITHOUT being quarantined - as the number of coronavirus cases hit 299
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8115089/Coronavirus-Thousands-international-passengers-avoid-quarantine.html

>Coronavirus is causing panic buying, but what does that mean for Australia's food security?
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-16/coronavirus-is-not-a-threat-to-food-supply-experts-say/12058412

>Reserve Bank flags further measures amid coronavirus fears, ASIC restricts number of share trades large firms can make
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-16/coronavirus-fears-see-australian-market-slump-to-start-new-week/12058904

Previous

Attached: 1556916330475.jpg (736x414, 57.6K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=gMiozuiNDaI
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-16/man-charged-over-allegedly-planning-terror-attack/12058756
youtube.com/watch?v=hVMYfuzhbxk
amp.nine.com.au/article/f2fea1c1-20fc-4002-b567-a0aaaa0abbee
macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/money-market-meltdown-intensifies/
macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/population-ponzi-has-increased-australias-covid-19-risk/
macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/sydney-commute-times-soar-amid-immigration-deluge/
macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/bosses-call-for-wages-freeze-or-jobs-will-go/
macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/crazy-old-man-predicts-australia-will-dodge-recession/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

I just split my ass. Please help

How will you lads cope with the oncoming Great Depression 2.0?

Attached: 1528547836685.webm (1920x1080, 2.46M)

fuck chinks

Attached: bye bye xi.jpg (586x728, 211.93K)

some white cunts stole my uncles bag and wallet yesterday. my uncle lost $800. there were 2 white cunts going around stealing shit around my area and they were known to steal shit before. theres probably a whole group of white cunts and some abo cunt going around stealing shit. dumb motherfucker used my uncles money and card to buy alchy and pizza. when he saw me and my uncle he ran the fuck away from us. everyone in the mall was looking at us chasing that cunt. security didnt do shit cause they were a bunch of fat cunts that cant even run. white cunt called for a taxi and me and my uncle were chasing him in his ute. lost him after a while but we have pictures of the cunts from cameras in the mall, the alchy shop, and we already reported to the cops. dont think the cops can do shit but if it does go through, hopefull my uncle gets his bag and $800 back. fucken white auscrackers, no one should trust you criminal descended cunts

Why do boomers always ruin the economy?

Based. Holden was truly the worst car brand to ever put rubber on Australia.

2020 has been entertaining as fuck. Thanks Satan.

Attached: 1584330328182.jpg (715x666, 36.3K)

Corona-chan is turning Australia into a hapa ethnostate.
Corona-chan gave me a week off uni so I don't have to hand in my assignment which I haven't finished.
Corona-chan is killing the boomers.
Corona-chan is killing the weak and the sick.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

Attached: 2213834890718050595_2213834888402920057.jpg (1080x1349, 85.65K)

fucken white aussie crackers. some white junkie motherfucker stole my uncles bag and wallet. chased after that white motherfucker and beat the shit out of him yesterday. how can you sit here and preach about MUH WHITENESS WE WUZ SUPERIOR when you do shit like this? fucken auscrackers descended from criminal niggers fuck you all

Attached: avg australians.png (1288x487, 663.81K)

REMINDER TO WATCH Q+A TONIGHT

Attached: 1570080756768.png (690x916, 299.48K)

Yeah nah, name a better V8 for the money

Attached: images (38).jpg (678x452, 49.44K)

>looking forward to finally starting at gym this week and finally getting fit
>find out 2 secs ago it's closed down for next 2 weeks because of virus

disappointment after disappointment

Attached: 1579831012163.png (216x233, 7.78K)

You cant. The FPVs blow the doors off these 8s though.

Buy bush land in Tasmania and stockpile firearms. Come and join the homesteading redoubt. I'll be waiting for you in van diemen's land user.

Attached: 20200312_182633.png (600x583, 28.13K)

>Everyone at my work knows they're going to send everyone home in a week or so
>They've been blocking me from getting WFH access for weeks
>My boss is absolutely seething because he knows I'll be sitting at home playing vidya while everyone else has to work
Anybody else know this feel?

Shit go mate. I just got back in there today after taking 2 weeks off. Feelsgoodman

better than most

Attached: grow_your_own.jpg (742x960, 137.14K)

can't wait for the chinese to take over so you cunts dont go committing more crimes like your ancestors.

Attached: anglos are jews.jpg (680x453, 37.78K)

>Yeah nah, name a better V8 for the money
AU XR8.

Good car, they look like a piece of shit though

>ASX closing at 5k -9%
ABANDON YOUR POSTS
FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES

Attached: Denethor.jpg (328x154, 8.96K)

and earn a living how? More than half the population of Tasmania is employed by the government (meaning their salaries are glorified forms of welfare), and since they produce less tax revenue than they consume, the second there's an economic hiccup in any of the Eastern states Tasmania will collapse to Somalia-tier life overnight.

Put simply, that island cannot sustain its population.

Attached: 1582607597204.jpg (868x973, 138.14K)

Imagine unironically buying an XR8 when the XR6 exists.

Attached: lmaoing-at-your-life-996557.png (500x730, 169.57K)

Hello lefty/pol/
All heil Albo the tranny

>v8

Get a load of this enormous faggot. Only Aussie car worth owning is a barra turbo.

AU XR6?
Hahahahahahaha
P plater.

Cops in hazmat suits.

Attached: 1576142618621.jpg (689x693, 85.06K)

Turbo falconchad here, they're honestly pretty similar. Turbos just edge out the V8s in my eyes because they make all of the power in the bottom end, which makes them feel capable as fuck during normal driving.

Anyone know anything about that Nowra cunt who tried and failed to commit an act of (((that thing)))?

The Chinese are already buying it up, they practically own the whole North-West quarter. How can we compete when everyone here is a poorfag?

>last of the windsors
Preferred the clevelands desu

Attached: wintersun 010.jpg (2288x1712, 820.04K)

Talked about it last thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=gMiozuiNDaI [VIDEO]

abc.net.au/news/2020-03-16/man-charged-over-allegedly-planning-terror-attack/12058756

Mate, theres literally fucking 1000kw atw turbo barra's around. You will never see that power from a v8 no matter how much money you throw at it.

Lmao, can't handle for shit stock for stock.
Barra is good, but it depends what you're looking for in a car.

Sick, thanks mate. Thought I recognized the name, I have family that went to primary school with that faggot. He was a prick.

I'd love to know what "forums" he was using desu.

>Island nation with ability to completely stop disease in its tracks
>Doesn't close the borders properly
Why the fuck did you do it like this lads?

>depends what your looking for

So you bought a v8 so you could get chopped by p platers in a s15?

>thinks its all about the horses
>doesn't know its about the feels

Attached: Summernats 2010 064.jpg (1936x1296, 1.22M)

Im well aware of the leaches in Tasmania. I'm advocating for a homesteading lifestyle There are about 37 homesteading familys in my area. The bush land is cheap and there are still plenty of jobs. My objective is to increase the number of homesteading familys. We are honestly not reliant on the government. All family do their own homeschooling and are pretty self sufficient in regards to food production.
I moved here from Melbourne. I'm 26 I own 100 acres and work in the timber industry. We are pro gun and pretty anti government.

Do any of you cobbers ever get worried that your name is probably on a list because you post here?

Those cars are completely undriveable though. Stock the turbos are very slightly faster, and with a few mods they're a lot faster. Still, I intentionally bought mine stock even though there were others for sale at the same price that make 400 rwkW.

Yes, especially considering I'm not a nazi and hate nazis. The only reason I post here is that Yas Forums is the best place to follow the news.

And I like posting pictures (anime).

>>doesn't know its about the feels
Those old buckets drive like shit though

Get a 6L up ya. Faggot cunts

Attached: z-2.jpg (680x451, 40.45K)

Who do you vote for?

So did I but the prices are retarded on the older falcons.
Clevo won't fit between the towers of an AU.
Looks a bit tight anyway.

oh shit

Attached: rbt.jpg (1242x1531, 249.7K)

Your thinking is very jewish and unnatural. The economy is a jewish demon created overlord. djinn. It is not real, except in the minds of people like you. You make it real and give it traction. Wellp, you are in the majority, due too jew ownership of everything you see and hear. Anyway...
fuck gdp

THIS IS THE GREATEST HEIST IN THE WORLDS HISTORY,"THEY" ARE USING THIS VIRUS TO PILFER THE TRILLIONS UPON TRILLIONS IN OUR CUNTY'S PIGGY BANK!
WATCH THE BIG BAILOUTS AND WHO THEY ARE CONNECTED WITH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good watch if any of you cunce are interested

youtube.com/watch?v=hVMYfuzhbxk

VY-VZ are puss

AFP DROP THE BUTTER KNIFE!

Irrelevant.

Brenton Tarrant is a Nazi. Blair Cottrell is a Nazi. Neil Erikson is a Nazi.

I am not a Nazi.

> You will never see that power from a v8 no matter how much money you throw at it.
That's a vague and incorrect statement due to top fuelers existing.

Whoever compiles the list that I'm on is smart enough to know I'm not a threat and wouldn't waste their time with me

They found a cure faggots

>Irrelevant.
Obviously Labor.

What is a heavier sway bar?

>Those old buckets drive like shit though
That's the point though. You HAVE to drive the cunts. The fuckin things just want to kill you like that fuckin Christine

Attached: Summernats 2010 1426.jpg (1936x1296, 1.15M)

Don't care, they piss off Karens and Extinction Rebellion fags alike. Plus, with an EFI kit and radial tyres they're actually not that bad.

Attached: FB_IMG_1584346436191.jpg (960x720, 95.85K)

04 vy here, still beats any cunt off the lights

Probably something to do with a certain Malaysian Basket-Weaving forum, desu.

and yoou alsoo glow.... filthy subhuman

this is what I always thought

>Clevo won't fit between the towers of an AU.
No, but the heads will fit on a windsor block

>muh feels
>not the point
pick one faggot
I admire the old things, but doesnt matter what set of rubber you put on them, they drive like utter garbage.

Chopped off by a NA 4 pot?
Bwahahahahaha

Straight line driving is for uncoordinated faggots

>some white cunts stole my uncles bag and wallet yesterday.
Just Aussies being Aussie.
How could anyone be an Aussie if he didn't commit crimes?

That famous hacker known as...

Unfortunately I suspect you are right. They said it was something that "marked the anniversary of Brenton Tarrants shooting" that made them act and raid him. There was a thread on Saturday or Friday I think.
Go fuck yourself Blair, you and the "True Blue Crew" always valiantly come to the defense of yourself. Just want you to know you're a faggot that has shrunk his tiny cock with those roids.

I'm not sure what information they can access but one look at my bank records and they could figure me out.

>what is reading comprehension?

Attached: 1580450718142.jpg (800x889, 214.69K)

looks like my coles online order is going to be cancelled

go fuck yourself you low IQ hoarding retards

also fuck the elderly / 'vulnerable'

Yeah but if you're talking about bang for buck power a 4L turbocharged 6 is unbeatable.

Last night I dropped the biggest load on a Japaneses face since Nagasaki :)

Attached: Bomb lol.jpg (1280x720, 62.87K)

Okay I laffed
But youre kinda just proving my point with that modern car there desu

interesting.

They have been buying a in the city's and have bought several dairy farms but most of the farms they have purchased are for sale again. The area where I am the land is cheap. I paid 70 thousand for it two years ago and there is plenty more available. I work in the timber industry so there are still good paying jobs that tend to be only offered to homesteaders. We are trying to expand our numbers. Our goal is to build a strong community of likeminded people

By investing in archery equipment so i can hunt for my protein while boomers trawl the empty isles.

Chinks are washing money through the property market.

amp.nine.com.au/article/f2fea1c1-20fc-4002-b567-a0aaaa0abbee

Daily reminder that macrobusiness is the least cucked news source in the country.

macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/money-market-meltdown-intensifies/

macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/population-ponzi-has-increased-australias-covid-19-risk/

macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/sydney-commute-times-soar-amid-immigration-deluge/

macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/bosses-call-for-wages-freeze-or-jobs-will-go/

And the weekly based serve at idiot Ross Gittens.

macrobusiness.com.au/2020/03/crazy-old-man-predicts-australia-will-dodge-recession/

Know of an injected manifold to suit?
Mines just a series 2 with the GT40 heads but the s3 with the GT40P would be nice to scavenge from.
I don't want a power house just something stockish and reliable.
Fun fact. The AUs love a nice maf sensor mod.

My ex probably compiled the list. Depending on the state of her period I'm marked as either shoot on site when the boogaloo happens or useless retard to be ignored. 75% chance I'll be left alone.

Thw worst part about this virus is the fact I cant dole bludge in peace. My parents are now at home all day.

The famous hacker known as Reddit, infamous for such exploits as Occupy Wall Street and Charlottesville

I hope not
I'm a greens voting tranny, I just post here cause you're all comfy.

Fuck anybody Who believes in this virus shit I couldn’t get a Woolworths delivery slots until Friday

>You will never see that power from a v8 no matter how much money you throw at it.
Was the comment I replied to.
I agree with you but the 8 in stock form will last a long time.
When you seriously fuck with a car the unreliability starts to come up.

i don't care who kicks my door down
you kick my door down, you're getting stabbed.

Do any of you lads know how to fix a premature ejaculation problem?

Yeah/ nah, glowies just doing a job -like anyone else. Not all are cunts.

just got an email from work (work in a hospital)

Hi everyone,
In response to the current situation with COVID19, the hospital is putting together a contingency plan.
I need to submit answers to the following questions for ALL of you – so please could you respond to me ASAP with answers?
1, Are you willing to work extra shifts if required?
2. Are you willing to work extended shifts if required?
3 Do you have any health conditions which render you unable to care for a patient with COVID19 (e.g. are pregnant, taking immunosuppressants etc.)
4. Are you able to care for a ventilated patient?
5. How will you be impacted if schools close?

will be interesting times ahead

>Do any of you lads know how to fix a premature ejaculation problem?
Conversion surgery?

Same. Wonder if the cunts will still be delivering by friday.

I haven’t heard from the “is that normal?” guy, do ya think he got arrested?

Get your hands on one of the 220kw intakes, they're port matched and tidied up a bit to suit the 70mm throttle body.

get your testicles removed