/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2135

► Detected: 169,915 ► Died: 6,521

>NEWS
Argentina shuts down borders, schools
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Venezuela under lockdown in 7 states, affecting 12 million
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Denmark shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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>LATEST CASES
6:28: 50 new cases in Israel.
06:05: 2 new cases in Norway.
06:00: 1 new death in Switzerland.
05:58: 1 new death in Germany.
04:06: First death in Mexico.
02:00: 74 new cases in South Korea.
01:00: 16 new cases and 14 new deaths in China. This includes 4 cases and 14 deaths in Hubei province, China.

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What is the final solution to the boomer question?

I had to convince my boomer parents to only make essential trips to leave the house. My mom is in her 60s; dad is 71. My mom is going out grocery shopping tomorrow, as if she will find anything, because Monday grocery shopping is her routine and "essential." They need groceries, but they also need to stay their asses at home.

I bought them $350 of canned goods and pasta about 3 weeks ago. I thought they had a freezer full of meat because they always do, but they didn't, and they didn't prep. They told me they were trying to use all the meat before buying more. They done goofed.

Aside from rice, potatoes, condiments, and that shit that stays in the pantry for years because no one wants to eat it, basically all they have is what I dropped off weeks ago. My mom went shopping on Friday but told me all she could find was milk, chicken, and diet fucking coke. I imagine the store had 158 times more shit than that, but that was all they had that was on her fucking shopping list.

When I dropped off the non-perishables, my mom looked at me like I was insane; my dad acquiesced. Now they get it, and aren't going out 4 times every day for bullshit, but they still think their routine trips are "necessary," like going to library on Wednesday to get DVDs because the library is the new Blockbuster for boomers and poor people. "But I have to return the DVDs I have." She goes every Wednesday, so she thinks it is "essential." I don't know what the fuck to do.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,866 (3,213) ► International 88,523 (3,302): Italy 24,747 (1,809) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,236 (75) Spain 7,845 (292) Germany 5,814 (11) France 5,423 (127) US 3,680 (68) Switzerland 2,218 (14) UK 1,391 (35) Norway 1,256 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,040 (3) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 839 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 341 (1) Greece 331 (4) Australia 300 (5) Slovenia 219 (1) Ireland 170 (2) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (12) Egypt 126 (2) Poland 125 (3) Iraq 124 (10) Indonesia 117 (5) Thailand 114 (1) India 112 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 77 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Mexico 51 (1) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 46 (2) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Ecuador 37 (2) Hungary 32 (1) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guatemala 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 401 Cze. Rep. 293 Israel 263 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Brazil 200 Iceland 180 Estonia 171 Romania 139 S. Arabia 118 Kuwait 112 UAE 98 Chile 75 Peru 71 Russia 63 Slovakia 61 S. Africa 61 Vietnam 56 Pakistan 53 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 48 Palestine 38 C. Rica 35 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Cyprus 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 Armenia 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Turkey 18 Venezuela 17 Afghanistan 16 Lithuania 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Jordan 10 Bolivia 10 Jamaica 10 Martinique 10 Kazakhstan 9 N. Zealand 8 Paraguay 8 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Reunion 7 Honduras 6 Ghana 6 Uruguay 6 Andorra 5 Bangladesh 5 P. Rico 5 Rwanda 5 Cameroon 4 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 Uzbekistan 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 Seychelles 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 158/251

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Why did China unleash this virus /cvg/?

The person below me has Corona virus

Am I fucked

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yup

fuck digits, look at that sweet timing.

Hey, so if the Coronavirus can spread through the eyes, why do I never see any politicians or the like wearing eye protection?

yes, but we all are

Literally nothing virus

F

>NO TOILET PAPER NOOOOOO ME IS DOOMED
Just use water to wash your butt, muritards.

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just watched on CNN Philippines that the entire Luzon area is under quarantine

> more than 60 million people under quarantine

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Collecting all boomer posts for the compilation

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What are you doing to spread Corona-chan, user?

I'm back from the store lads.
Lost the hammer.
My DIY protective suit was torn.
But I got the bounty.

I think it was worth it, was it?

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It's just a flu bro

What if I cough into prostitute's vagina

5G can effect the human body. SMART METERS that utilities have been installing use 5G. If the government wants to, they can either kill someone in their homes or cause them to experience Corona symptoms. These people will then leave their home and surrender for medical treatment. The government will then say "Oh, you don't have Corona. But you do have to take this vaccine now."

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* 50 million

Find a report of someone in their age group dying and show them that.

Accept their deaths and move on.

We will be when HEB runs out of food

will make blood bombs similarly found death stranding

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>suposedly "experts" tell us to believe only from trusted sources like them
>they hide facts to prevent mass panic

Accident is my bet. Yeah, I've heard all the theories, but the elites themselves seem to be freaking out as well. Entropy, Fate, Hand of God, whatever.

The one upcoming event that I am quite interested in seeing play out is the lock down of NYC. With schools closed(and therefore poor kids without a source of meals), limited travel, and limited supplies, NYC is ripe for a large upheaval to order. This will be the place to keep an eye on. I should find some live-stream cameras of the city for this sake.

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Their image is their career.
And if you’re talking about Xi, nothing can get through those tiny slits of his so he knows he’s safe.

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Are people under the impression think they can just wait it out for a few months, and then resume their life like normal having avoided it? It's not going away. It's contagious as shit and it's gonna getcha sooner or later. Social distancing would have to be in effect for years to "flatten the curve" enough for it to be manageable in this country. Better get used to no sports, no movies, no socializing, working from home, online classes, etc., because it's gonna be a while.

It can't survive past 99 degrees F.

This, it's their fault for being retards.

Just got back from my isolated cabin in the woods. Feels so good to just shut yourself off from the world for a month and cast away technology. Excited to visit my grandparents in Milan tomorrow :)

Kenya up to 3 confirmed cases. Our president has closed borders and schools indefinitely. He seems to be acting quickly but I suspect the actual number of cases is much higher. We'll see how this plays out.

Stay safe anons.

Society will break down and kill most of the population well before they get Corona-chan under control.

There's no going back to how it was.

>8 MORE MONTHS OF NON-STOP CORONA COVERAGE

I'm kinda sick of it already

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Incompetence over evil genius every time

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We need pregnant Corona-chan drawings

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DON'T FORGET
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Seen multiple rumors of CA potentially being locked down for quarantine either tomorrow or Tuesday. Anyone hear or know anything about this?

t. someone trying to leave the state

What's Kenya like my dude

>eight rolls
not bad user, not bad

Then why doesn't it die when you get a fever?
Checkmate scientists.

airborne Ebola soon
bye bye kenyanon

oh no, not the obunga's grandma

I was talking about Chinese politicians in general.
Maybe they just aren't told about it either?

I'm glad people that work in utilities are young enough or we'd be all fucked.

Based

2020 be like...

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>all these lockdowns
>actually believing corona-chan can be stopped
She's here to stay. She will be with us forever, like the common cold. Learn to love her, don't worry she won't hurt you... until you're 80 or so that is.

I fucked her last year.

get use to it, there won't be a cure or vaccine for 3 years.

It will move from coronavirus, to businesses going bankrupt to recession, to great depression.

WW3 with chinks happening.

I read that it will last till next spring.

I don't get why this drawfag draws Her with a runny nose

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i recovered from dengue just a week ago and now all borders are closed paranoi is on the rise and quarentine is inminent. can we nuke china already?

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Fucking bs, no gym now what do I do?

Shit post more?

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How long will quarantine last?

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I watch an hour a day to hear anything major. I get the rest second hand from either here or family members.

a month

I JUST WANTED REMIN-

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THX.

Why didn‘t the catalogue show me this thread???
Either way migrate once this dies:

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When do we start seeing jumpers? Unlike in 1929, everybody is an amateur photographer now—ought to be some GREAT footage of rich pricks jumping to their deaths.

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Finland, not everyone has your level of autism. Some of us experience things like joy and other human emotions. Someone please post pics of Finns standing in line 6 feet apart pre-pandemic. This is their normal behavior.

>not owning a home gym
you were never gonna make it

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WW3
Great, so there won't be a depression then.

She can be pretty gay sometimes!

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Pistol squats, pushups, pullups, chinups while you save up for a home gym.

FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA
FUCK CHINA
>FUCK CHINA

I'm not

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>Some of us experience things like joy and other human emotions
Aren't you supposed to stop feeling those after childhood?

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Not bad if you're rich.

That's exactly what I'm concerned about friend. My nan is 80.

do people there take it seriously?

Austria numbers not updating as usual (8:30) sozialministerium.at/Informationen-zum-Coronavirus/Neuartiges-Coronavirus-(2019-nCov).html

is this true?

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There were a lot of 9/11 photos on the web a few days after the attacks. Then all of the sudden they were purged. So you could expect the New Zealand treatment.

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It would require global shutdown for a month. The whole thing will get bungled and reinfection will occur and this gets dragged on forever.

this sums it up for millenials and zoomers. older generations; i don't fucking know. it's too much for them to deal with, so they refuse to.

Is the USD going to lose international reserve status?

What youtubes are you guys watching? I've been enjoying China Uncensored's coverage of the outbreak but I'm itching for some more videos.

Yeah sure

>8 more months
But jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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>go to the convenience store at 3am to see if I can get some shitty oranges
>even through the window I can see that it's completely barren except for useless shit like chips and diet coke

It was prophasized already.

>boss has cut part-timers to zero hours
>moves up full-timers to cover as much as possible according to contract
>he himself covers the rest

Feels good being a full-timer right now. Really hope I'm gonna keep my job.

Plus mountain climbers and burpees for cardio.

>Ah, feels good being a prepper and with a year long stash worth of food and goods.
>Let's pump up my pride of being a smart ass by doing the most stupid thing on earth.
>Yes, let's post my stash pics and full inventory, advertise to anyone that I'm well prepped, fuck the others, let's them seethe.
>Let's do it on an "anonymous" board, nobody will ever track that IP that is directly associated with my location.
>But let's be a little more prudent here, let's use a VPN: nobody will track the IP, neither the Fourteen Eyes will bother to record that connection.
>Yesssss, feels very good being a smart prepper, now let's see the world burn,let's watch the show, the gub will never know that I'm so prepped, they never know.

Most likely some lab rat accidentally himself with a research virus without realizing it then went home and spread it to Wuhan.

Not at all, which is concerning.

No.

Yep, just a common cold lol

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they can't accept this huge of a deviation in their lives. it's too much of a disruption. these are boomers. they weren't alive during ww2, and vietnam was a war we didn't have to fight and in the end were better off not fighting. this is their mentality. we're better off not facing conflict. fuck, this is why they don't care about mass immigration either.

Based Department of math and mechanics of Moscow State University selled the tickets for concerts and other public meetings and bought potatos, every student of this department can get 1 kilo for free

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50 million people in lockdown here in the Philippines starting tomorrow

It’s a good question.

How can I manipulate women into having sex with me with my supplies that I autistically bought in January?

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What the fuck was chiners thinking, why are they so fucking dumb, literally who thinks to themselves man let's stew some bats. Fucking bugs should be gassed.

everyone here on welfare payments got $750, wagies are fucked hard in the ass.

top 20 total death rates = 20 or more different deadly strains of Corona-kami going wild

>DAX and FTSE both -5% right out of the gate.

Going to be another deep red day.

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I understand you bro, Boomers are the same in every country, My two parents are in their mid 60`s and just both don`t belive that this virus is a
real threat, i bringed canned food and rice and beans but they dont understand and go outside their home every days.

Why Boomers are so naive?

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I've been wearing a gas mask to work for the last couple of days. People stare, some faggots even get angry at me. I honestly don't see anything wrong with taking precautions and being prepared.
Am I wrong for feeling that way?

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GET ME OUT OF HERE

Don't forget LA with its homeless population and high density of fags, gangs, and wannabe commies. Shit is gonna go up like the country side because of eucalyptus trees.

DAX getting pumped

Arkansasfag here, we don’t have enough ICU units, respirators to deal with an outbreak. Gov is sending in the Nasty Guard to help with testing possible cases, personally I think they’re going to extend the school closings and start transforming schools into quarantine zones/make shift ICU units. I’m a broke wagie collegefag trying to finish my AR build and get more ammo for my AK too before things get real bad here. They say there’s only 16 cases, but it wouldn’t surprise me if there’s really 1600 cases. Something just doesn’t feel right. I’ve even heard of banning interstate travel and having checkpoints on the state border entrances.

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Anyone else noticing a shift on social media from laughing at people who had stocked up and prepared to anger?
Even just two weeks ago people were laughing, making fun of and trying to ridicule anyone gathering supplies. Now all I see is pure anger and seethe because normies can't buy anything to stock up for themselves.
Is this purely a US phenomenon? For some reason the American public thought that it would never happen here despite most of The World shutting down.

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That's a bit of vodka!

SHHHHHH
Don't wake up the Bär, he's already hibernating

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As usual

This was written in 1990 by Sylvia Browne title of book End of Days

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THERE IS LITERALLY NO ROOM IN GRAVEYARDS OR CHURCHES ANYMORE
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So whose economy isnt going to go to shit?

normies never do. at least you have a good opportunity to get whatever essentials you need before the panic buying sets in.

there's no consensus on it. all of the info coming out of china is suspect, including that. when every author of a medical study is chinese, it is best to be skeptical until it's collaborated by western teams

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when did you start prepping?
and how's work?

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It's wrong only in that if it's uncommon you'll get social backlash from normalfags. Anger and ridicule mainly, some fear, since seeing people ahead of the curve makes them painfully aware of how unprepared they themselves are.

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don't worry, things will get better soon ... 14 days after quarantine. What day are you guys on now?

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This. Chimes in with an Israel user saying one of their research teams caught it in the lab.

My gf is high risk

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Romania under lockdown.

Lmao.
Well at least it's better than nothing.

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Is it true corona kill all the fat people??

Corpus user, where u at

Corona-chan really throatfucked you italians so goddamn bad

The lockdowns aren't about stopping, although some tards genuinely believe that, the lockdowns are about trying to cause a slow burn instead of just tossing some napalm into the forest so the health system doesn't completely collapse. The main reason is once that gives, then we'll see some real shit.

It's already too late to go to Madagascar.

>pneumonia LIKE

the whole country nearly starved to death between 1958 and 1962 so "eat everything that grows and moves" is ingrained in their heads

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Send 9/11 jump pics pls

Jeff got you covered, Look Up his newest video

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Same here. They sperg out about "leaving enough for everyone" then always leave a tell-tale hint that they actually want more for themselves.