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It's over. We have seen the peak of new cases and it's going to go down now. Just a flu, bro.

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We ran out of test kits
We've seen this again and again

amazing how numbers go down when you stop testing people

Then why are they just now starting to shut down public venues everywhere?

I was adopted as a child by a family of dwarfs.

They took me in. Now it's time for uncircumcised revenge.

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Weekend. Mondays numbers will be massive everywhere.

How hard is it to make this shit?

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The current tests were ridden with false positives and other issues, taking days to receive results, apparently. Even then, we had insufficient supply of the chemicals needed for testing. The White man's medicine works. Dayquil, sprite, and campbell's chicken soup.

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US doesn't test because our retarded president didn't order enough.

Yeah that's totally going to stop your lungs from liquifying

Didn't the president decline offers from outside the country to send the US test kits and to insist on producing them in the country which lead to many faulty test kits?

This is the modern US we don't produce anything, we shipped all industry to China and they are on lockdown.

>testing capacity reached

>president didn't order enough.
Do you believe the president personally orders the kits you Muppet

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I love you

He's ultimately responsible, the buck stops there. Take your "I'm not responsible" and shove it.

Exactly.

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To test response to martial law.

It was because the who test had a false positive rate of nearly 50%

based

Do you have a Book of Grudges?

Has he ordered enough sandbags?

>E'JURSA FRUUUUUUUUUU!!

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but your chart show a similar dip 4 days ago.

the us are soon going to start mass testing , expect your numbers to literally explode

You magnificent son of a bitch.

I got it in early January from some Chinese tourists and I'm fine. Sure, it was hell for about a week, but it gets better.

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I'm glad those trillions went to sand nigger wars and not protecting industry homeland
we really showed those mud monkeys

Do you really beleive the president has no power to protect the people of the US you retard?

Two new cases are present in my city now, fuck off glow in the dark basletball american

Why waste time and resources testing, just assume they're sick and treat.

Anarchy is open borders, f*** off libertardian

some of our family is going to die because the jews tricked us
never forget that

BUY THE DIP

Even the Trump admin admits we don’t yet have the real numbers. Be prepared for the explosion and ridicule of “American healthcare.” Hopefully the Roche tests put us on the road towards containment and retards get the message and stay the fuck home.

he doesn’t have any power at all, if nothing else his presidency has made that obvious

bullshit you probably got the flu. Unless you post documents of a confirmed positive test you're just a liar.

Look at the numbers from South Korea. 30% of the people are 20 to 29 years old and carry the virus without knowing it because the symptoms are mild. But then again to truly eradicate the virus you'd have to quarantine everyone for a month. You'd still need testing afterwards.

>Give it two weeks

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>end peak
Move on, people.

Doctor tested for flu. Negative results. All the well-known sympyoms of the Wuhan virus. Work around tons of Chinese tourists here in Orlando. We had a bunch of them on New Years.

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This post is too based to be Australian, must be a leaf on a VPN

massive test are on the way,you will literally shit your pants by the numbers till the end of week.check the results south korea did (syasion getting samples from all people nomatter age,symptoms for free) and have the time to quarantine dauegu and major cities in time while info delivered with detailed information on your phone.that's how they got 8000+ infected but less than 80 deaths.awesome organised pandemic response.no check italy numbers,test only symptomatic old age mostly.the result is known already.guess what model usa an all west countries follow.italy of course.it is everywhere!

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Fuck off shill.
Trump has nothing to do with the CDC ordering tests.

Wow and this was after it was announced they would be free. This really does prove its a nothing burger.

The CDC declined some test kits because they were giving a 50% false positve.

>Do you believe the president personally orders the kits you Muppet

Sure, he also makes sure the coffee in the kitchen is stocked up, he's just a hands on guy like that.
In fact, we should just get rid of all these departments and let Trump run everything directly.

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Check um

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hello ahmed from toronto

wow its like the capacity of testing is connected to identified cases. do you also believe that africa has 0 cases?

>Do you really beleive the president has no power to protect the people of the US you retard?

Power, yes, omnicience no.

I'm sure the President had no idea about the number of test kits in stock until a few days ago.
Just like he has no idea how many coffee filters or paper clips are in the CDC offices.

That's what "Directors" and their staff are for. See how that works faggot?

>Why waste time and resources testing, just assume they're sick and treat.

Because how do you know what you are treating?
That kind of retarded thinking is why we have an antibiotic resistance problem around the world.

They’re going to spike like 20,000 in a single day starting Monday according to pence

Don't worry about the virus, worry about your ex GF being raped by BBC, it's coming

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check koreas massive test for all free result.60.1% of almost 9000 infected are age 0-49!

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>maximum testing capacity achieved

Not peak

Maybe he shouldn't have defunded the CDC then. Maybe he, as the most briefed and powerful man in the world, should have taken an interest? Face it. He completely dropped the ball and this coupled with his failure to fo anything to help insulate the stock market after putting all his eggs into that basket sill go down as the reason he didnt get reelected.