/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2131

► Detected: 169,610 ► Died: 6,518

>NEWS
Argentina shuts down borders, schools
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Venezuela under lockdown in 7 states, affecting 12 million
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Austria under lockdown, 8 million people
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France under lockdown, 66 million people
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Denmark shuts down borders
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>RESEARCH
18,300 infected in Iran, scientists estimate
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Kidney and testicular damage found in three clinical datasets
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South Korea "recovered" case reinfected
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Virus affects blood circulation
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983,006 infected in Wuhan alone
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>REMINDER
Finland only testing high risk cases
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China cremates observed and suspected patients immediately
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Wuhan scientist predicted Dengue-like enhancements before outbreak
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Over half of China under lockdown, 80% of GDP, 90% of exports
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>LATEST CASES
04:06: First death in Mexico.
23:20: 79 new cases in Brazil.
19:44: 1,228 new cases and 3 new deaths in Germany.
19:41: 1,452 new cases and 96 new deaths in Spain.
19:39: 924 new cases and 36 new deaths in France.
17:10: 3,590 new cases and 368 new deaths in Italy.
15:40: 232 new cases and 14 new deaths in the United Kingdom.

>MORE
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Save us from the boomers, Corona-chan!

Put the happening
I'm the bag

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Literally just a flu being used as an excuse for governments and corporations around the world to get more money and power.

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>COUNTRIES LIST
► China 80,851 (3,199) ► International 88,523 (3,302): Italy 24,747 (1,809) Iran 13,938 (724) S. Korea 8,162 (75) Spain 7,845 (292) Germany 5,813 (11) France 5,423 (127) US 3,680 (68) Switzerland 2,217 (14) UK 1,391 (35) Norway 1,254 (3) Netherlands 1,135 (20) Sweden 1,040 (3) Belgium 886 (4) Denmark 864 (2) Austria 860 (1) Japan 839 (24) D. Princess 696 (7) Canada 341 (1) Greece 331 (4) Australia 300 (5) Slovenia 219 (1) Ireland 170 (2) H. Kong 149 (4) Philippines 140 (12) Egypt 126 (2) Poland 125 (3) Iraq 124 (10) Indonesia 117 (5) Thailand 114 (1) India 112 (2) S. Marino 109 (7) Lebanon 99 (3) Luxembourg 77 (1) Taiwan 59 (1) Bulgaria 51 (2) Algeria 48 (4) Argentina 46 (2) Mexico 43 (1) Panama 43 (1) Albania 42 (1) Ecuador 37 (2) Hungary 32 (1) Morocco 28 (1) Azerbaijan 23 (1) Guyana 4 (1) Ukraine 3 (1) Guatemala 1 (1) Sudan 1 (1) Malaysia 428 Qatar 401 Cze. Rep. 293 Portugal 245 Finland 244 Singapore 226 Bahrain 214 Israel 213 Brazil 200 Iceland 180 Estonia 171 Romania 139 S. Arabia 118 Kuwait 112 UAE 98 Chile 75 Peru 71 Russia 63 Slovakia 61 S. Africa 61 Vietnam 56 Pakistan 53 Brunei 50 Croatia 49 Serbia 48 Palestine 38 C. Rica 35 Colombia 34 Georgia 33 Cyprus 33 Latvia 30 Belarus 27 Armenia 26 Senegal 24 Bosnia 24 Moldova 23 Oman 22 Malta 21 Tunisia 20 Macedonia 19 S. Lanka 18 Turkey 18 Venezuela 17 Afghanistan 16 Lithuania 14 Maldives 13 Cambodia 12 Macao 11 Dom. Rep. 11 Faeroes 11 Jordan 10 Bolivia 10 Jamaica 10 Martinique 10 Kazakhstan 9 N. Zealand 8 Paraguay 8 Fr. Guiana 7 Liechtenstein 7 Reunion 7 Honduras 6 Ghana 6 Uruguay 6 Andorra 5 Bangladesh 5 P. Rico 5 Rwanda 5 Cameroon 4 Ivory C. 4 Cuba 4 Ethiopia 4 Uzbekistan 4 B. Faso 3 Chan. Isl. 3 Fr. Polynesia 3 Guadeloupe 3 Guam 3 Kenya 3 Seychelles 3 Monaco 2 Nigeria 2 Aruba 2 Curacao 2 Congo 2 Namibia 2 St. Lucia 2 St. Martin 2 Tri. & Tob. 2… Total 158/251

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>Dead: 6,518
lol, still only 6,518.
How many days has it been stuck at 6,518? Four days? Five days?

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If you want to survive, chink tactics you have to run.

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REMINDER: If you live in a major US city this is the week to start quarantine. This week will have the highest number of unknown cases. It takes about 10 days to start showing symptoms, and a person is contagious during that time. In 10 days you will know if you or any of your friends have it. If you don’t quarantine this week, you will likely contract it.

Mexico 51 (1)

Is this the end?

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Nice timing

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We should have known. We trusted you gary

Gary confirmed CCP.

rookie numbers lol

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Yes!

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based and ccp-pilled

I just wanted a gf but now there's less than 0 chance I'll ever experience sex

Hell has arrived yet I've been living in one years prior

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>Italy at more than half the deaths of China despite being only 4.35% of China's population
imagine still believing the communist's numbers

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Depression soonTM?

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I CAN'T STOP THE FIREEEEEEEEEEE

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hope the power stays on

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Its just a fucking flu shut the god damned fuck up about it already jesus tap dancing christ

1/2

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How true is this?

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This is honestly true

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Coronavirys survior talks about the timeline for getting the virus and the stages he went through before being hospitalized. He got a cold in November.
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What ever happened to the Spanish restaurateur? I could go for a round of Coro-nahs.

Wait for the hues, that shit is gonna be the gift that keeps on giving.

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Brainlet here, what's the stock market going to look like later realistically

2/2

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Well this sucks. My friends were coming over to visit me in l.a. but the mayor just shut down all bars movie theaters and restaurants are takeout only. It’s gonna be a fucking ghost city.

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I even even know what that poll means

Based and gender-revealed.

what states actually have a significant chance of losing power? I'd think most of it was automated rght?

Italy is sitting at a 7.3% fatality rate last I checked.

do you have the italy progress chart? i want to see how much til shit hits the fan

>live in major epicenter
>allegedly thousands of gorillions of people have this disease by now, according to /cvg/
>be me
>no symptoms
>i'm fine
FAKE NEWS

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The ride is starting to gain speed Bois. I hope you're ready

Kek what a salamander

Isn't it interesting how all out of nowhere there's a sudden effort to dismiss this pandemic as "it's just a virus bro no need to panic" not just here but everywhere? It feels like there are glowies among us inside and outside 4chinz doing damage control now.

>tfw home with pay for 3 weeks

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Is it normal to feel a sorta happiness from this style of eye? It's like a feelings-boner, because while my dick ain't hard (I can condition it later) i sure feel better looking at those kind of eyes.

probably any areas that were in the middle of or will soon be needing important grid work

If you think about it right, all this effort people are putting into preventing corona from spreading would be putting a selection pressure on the virus.

Is it not certainly possible that all this attempted prevention will only lead to the virus becoming more infectious?

Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku. I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, God Hand)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer for Square Enix!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Mexico's first Corona death is the Cousin of Carlos Slim one of the richest people in the world. He was 71 years old.

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>decided to get Doom Eternal and New Horizons

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Reminder that coronachan is a loli, not a tiddymonster

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Salamander not salamander. Shit. Did they change n*ggr to salamander?

Bro trust me the vaccine is right around the corner

Really Sir? Do you really want a round of Coro-nah? How many Sir?

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Knew it.

Same

>It’s gonna be a fucking ghost city.
I live in Amsterdam. It's so creepy how quiet it is, especially at night. I'm used to the bustling of a big city. It feels strange. Like i'm in a movie or something

-5% drop, breakers kick in, followed by an additional 15% drop, trading is cancelled for the day. Trump suspends all stock trading for the foreseeable future afterwards.

>Wait for the hues

HAHAHA... *COOF* *COOF* *COOF* HAHA... *COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF*

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No
This is just the beginning

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I was speculating a while ago that they want the asymptomatic and mild cases out in the wild, and the symptomatic ones in lock-down, for exactly this reason.

tn.gov/attorneygeneral/news/2020/3/15/pr20-10.html

Faggot getting it now, hopefully other state AGs will investigate him too

Go outside and get coof'd on then.

Pussy

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sexy face

Goddamit. I better start singing out the fucking window.

I see no reason why we can't do both.

No, sorry.

Just LA city. Surrounding cities should still be open, valley or some shit.

FOR THE LAND OF THE FREEEEEEE

i wouldn't be surprised if nigger became salamandre

Huh, that's weird.

"Behind the wild nigger in it's natural environment".

test

nigger

My country just put a compulsory 2 week self isolation period for literally anyone entering the country. Tourism will die, people are panic buying but all in all, we've only had 8 confirmed cases.
A few minutes ago on the news, reporters were asking people who just flown into NZ if they'll follow the self isolation rules and I shit you not, literally everyone said "oh I'm not sick, I feel fine, I'm not gonna self isolate". We may have only had 8 cases but I don't want it to skyrocket because retarded tourists don't understand the rules.

It's nice to have money right?

I only got 10 bucks and I play on consoles 90% of the time and the game I want is still full priced

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MA here, lost power for at least 3 hours one day last year

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Please elaborate

Anons is China still under lockdown?

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Hope so

Where the fuck is Metokur's stream goddammit.

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i have canned beans and a waifu pillow, have i prepared good enough guys?

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Me
Coronavirus
Fight to the death
Ripping off the cunt's head and eating it as I stand victorious

Wuhan city and Hubei province yes, not sure about the rest of the country

How'd you do that?

Salamander

holy fuck just shut up already retard its a fucking flu

BE GONE DEAMON YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

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how dare you profit! that's only for big companies

Yee

La corona, she is coming

Everyone batten down the hatches, we'll all be in Jigoku soon

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難曰:十二經皆有動脈,獨取寸口,以決五藏六府死生吉凶之法,何謂也?
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然:寸口者,脈之大會,手太陰之脈動也。人一呼脈行三寸,一吸脈行三寸,呼吸定息,脈行六寸。人一日一夜,凡一萬三千五百息,脈行五十度,周於身。漏水下百刻,榮衛行陽二十五度,行陰亦二十五度,為一周也,故五十度復會於手太陰。寸口者,五藏六府之所終始,故法取於寸口也。

二難曰:脈有尺寸,何謂也?
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然:尺寸者,脈之大要會也。從關至尺是尺內,陰之所治也;從關至魚際是寸內,陽之所治也。故分寸為尺,分尺為寸。故陰得尺內一寸,陽得寸內九分,尺寸終始一寸九分,故曰尺寸也。

Goddamn it

All I'm really expecting this quarantine to do is give medical supply manufacturing a chance to catch up a bit. If this thing is even as contagious as mainstream scientists are saying, it's just going to keep going.

As many as you got.

More infectious probably but not more lethal. Also probably longer incubation period. As long as it is not lethal, it will be better.

The rest of us do

A boot on the throat is needed to combat a pandemic like this.

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And what mutation could the virus have that would be selected for and make it more infectious? It's not going to magically become more infectious, there has to be something that does it.

Look up "stella", the talking dog.

A speech pathologist trained her dog to use "verbal" communication.

She used pushbuttons that say a specific word, first made the dog associate the button with the spoken word and the concept, then started adding essential vocabulary like "food", "outside", "play", "come", "look", "blanket" as well as eventually modifiers like "now", "later", "all done", etc.

The dog learned to use the words, learned to combine words, and even learned to make sentences.

Interesting stuff.

based

Are you fags wearing your respirators in public now? You should be

>I want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride

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Here we go Sir. It's enough Sir? Want something to eat?

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寒熱之病,候之如何也?

>Goy you better take the full dose making all this sugar water wasn't cheap.

I don't speak corona.

>all restaurants are closing
>apt doesn't allow grill on deck
>can't have borgar anymore
fuck this virus, fuck it in its gay ass!

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Meh, mostly used gift cards. I was just worried they’d delay Them at the last second, or something going down at the postal office or amazon

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Well yeah I would learn to say muchas gracias if I got a Scooby snack each time my dude

The globalist are the ones that sold this country out to the highest bidder.
they sit so comfortably with their Consortium working with the Communist Chinese.
tiptoe to tyranny.

in this time of panic you should not push your party's legislation agenda in the dark of night

the government must work hard to secure its people's Liberty.

technocratic control is worse than the panic
globalism the red-green alliance

most of the brass and political and economic Elite in this country want the nation to burn while they sell off it to their friends in their Island Oasis

I can see live time damage control
tiptoe to tyranny

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Canadas numbers have to be bullshit. We got Corona'd earlier than Italy. We're absolutely hiding deaths.

Tried it at Meijer's and got kicked out within 5 minutes. What a world we live in where trying to protect yourself offends people and is against the rules.

>0 cases

Was he really based all along?

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This is reasonable because the man refusing to self quarantining is a threat to those around him. Some dude selling hand sanitizer at a higher price is not.

Cook it on the stove retard

which one of these have you watched/plan on watching, /cvg/?

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Fucking hell why don't we get any more videos coming from china anons? WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THERE? WE HAD A SHIT TON OF VIDEOS THE FIRST FEW WEEKS. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Where are the videos from Italy????

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>Based protestors infecting the whole country so they can kill old kikes
I'm gonna say it, god forbid me, a Chilean is based.

Dogs aren’t stupid animals, there’s a good reason we bonded with them thousands of years ago, they aren’t say, grey parrot smart but they can read human facial cues and vocal tones, and can be taught Pavlovian style to do shit, so there’s something in there

Please tell me that this faggot has been forced to resign.

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Its not that deep, they just want to prevent a chimpout

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>Finally find a woman who loves me
>Long distance for now
>Feeling good for the first time in a long time
>Happening
>mfw

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Reminder, NHS on track for collapse by (at least) April Fools

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The plants around me are coal and natural gas. Interruptions in rail and semi truck transportation will stop coal power. Natural gas is dependable as long as the wells and ships continue.

Guys wish me luck, gotta go to work in 45 minutes using public transportation

It's basically selective breeding. You allow the not-so-bad strains to breed more. You try to kill off the bad strains. Over time, the virus becomes less deadly and more transmissible. Literally turning it into just a flu, bro.

Not sure it will work. Some of the health authorities are probably clever enough to think of it. Not sure the organisational capacity exists to implement it well. But it is something, at least.

Isn't Toronto basically little Shanghai as well?

Not that difficult. My dog knows a lot of English.
Get the leash
Go for a walk
Hungry?
Sit
Roll over
Hump leg
Speak
Get out!
Come

Dogs are pretty smart, they just lack the ability to speak for some reason

Why you are afraid Sir? I'm here to serve our beloved customers Sir.

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>reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-warship/first-u-s-sailor-aboard-a-warship-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-idUSKBN21301Z

Eat it raw like early homo americanus did.

>public
Haha yeah, whenever I'm out with my friends doing social things with other people I wear my respirator. All day long when I'm with other people who think I'm an okay person ahahaha

>blasphemy targeted at Christianity
hmmmm

I heard the WHO inspected China and confirmed their official death count? What’s the info on that?

Also, what do we know about Long-term damage and illness caused by ncovid19?

Did you get Doom 64 with your pre order?

Don't you guys have welders in NZ and some steel bars big enough for a door?

>Doesn't allow grill on deck
Well get her the fuck off of there

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Same.

I suspect this was the purpose of the "nothingburger" meme from the start. It was both a way for shills to downplay the severity of the situation while also mocking the fact that a lot of people would be starving soon. Thus - NOTHING burger, no more burgers.

Here Sir

Gracias. I'd prefer to drink on an empty stomach, though. I need to get drunk.

George Soros and other International ngos are working with turkey to further the deployment of refugees into Europe

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How fucked are we in the US

Jejr

Hot but we won't all agree to that.

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It will certain locales more than likely as opposed to widepread IMO.

KEK
Have a (you)

what is with them always having tranny wives?

just look at that thing behind him ffs

The most intelligent leader in all the world, Putin comes in second

>trucker from Texas near Houston
>home about a month ago to take care of some errands
>end up getting really sick
>fever, constant cough, headache, sore throat, mild pneumonia, and an ear infection to top it off
>was out in public before ending up bedridden and afterward
>still have a cough, and now get winded to the point of gagging and vomiting easily
>find out that one of the people quarantined in Austin is from my town and developed symptoms three weeks after I was there

I'm pretty sure I had/have Corona-chan, and I've spread her all over the eastern US.

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And out of all the small number of cases, somehow, Trudeau's wife is infected.

No one really knows how this virus will mutate. We have viruses now that was really lethal historically but turned non-lethal and yet attained the same R0 or infectivity.

We are just theorycrafting but bacteria and viruses main goal is to propagate. If everyone is in a lockdown, the virus that survives will be the one that can infect more than the virus that it can infect less. And as I said here Could increase incubation time too.

Also viruses are a wild card. Even with our vast knowledge, no one really knows or know how to predict what they will do next. Ebola as an example, could propagate more with less lethality but instead it even became more lethal.

Their vocal cords do not allow for human style speech, hell Neanderthals, literally our genetic brothers, had a small variation and didn’t have nearly the same range and vocal communication was I’m limited. Birds are an interesting case.

Why are new Chinese cases so low? Did they contain it?

>this pic
ASORE! ASORE! HORA SAA SAA SAA

>yet another corona bearer
fffffuuuuuuuck

they visited Wuhan for a total of like 2 days and just bought the numbers
basically
t. tedros

should be somewhere in my WHO recaps just read through them in the archive

what do you even say to people that say "stop trying to scare everyone" or "fearmonger" when you try to tell them the facts surrounding this virus?
People act like everyone should be some emotionless jew-bot that never has a concern over anything out of fear of looking silly, and now so many people are NOT concerned at all taht they're actively spreading it to everyone else.

Lockdown if not on Monday then sometime from Tuesday-Thursday at latest

More than Jenna Jameson

As you wish Sir.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAA BE GONE FIEND

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Very

I believe so. That’s the preorder plus a bunch of other shit

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well at least kike's can still price gouge the goyim for pharmaceuticals.

China in theory is doing better but we all know they let virus go wild because its not like they can't afford to lose a few million people if the economy can be restarted.

when shit hits your probability will skyrocket dont worry virganon

My freezers are even more stuffed. I'll fucking lose it if we lose power for more than 10 days. I've got about 280 hours of generator time. I'll start siphoning gas if I have to. I'll trade the neighbors for generator time.

You know...why not? Why shouldn't this country go into a nationwide authoritarian martial law starting right now?

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Even worse youll miss out on having sex with a chick with a fever. So amazingly hot.

>Based protestors infecting the whole country so they can kill old kikes

actually not but ok, I don't give a damn about this country anymore, I'll just protect myself and my family, the rest of them can die.

kikes and leftiest will both die and maybe this country will have any chance to be a more respectable one.

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Anons when will Italians and Americans start to have the seizures that China had?

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If it doesn't stay on just don't open it, you're still good for a while.

Real quick if I have to make a late night run to the store is it cringe to wear y gas mask?

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This is Yas Forums's lamest LARP yet

They simply stopped recording

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disinfecting a school building cus corona be like

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Quick question. Should I go for a thot on discord? I really don't want to be alone at this point

>what states actually have a significant chance of losing power? I'd think most of it was automated rght?
CA and NY have shit-tier grids that are prone to blackouts even in normal times.

MASA's stuff is fantastic, isn't it?

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Nah you wouldn't.
Americans are known around the globe for not being able to speak human.

Everyone, previous /cvg/ threads have suggested buying fish antibiotics for bacterial pneumonia or other infections. You need to be careful if you are taking the fish antibiotics.

archive.is/iOGbs
smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/here-are-reasons-you-shouldnt-take-fish-antibiotics-180964523/

The Smithsonian Magazine website has an article advising against taking the fish antibiotics. Just use them on your pet fishes. I didn't finish reading the article because I had to go to sleep. But they said that if you take the fish antibiotics and you have the wrong kind of disease or infection, you might get some kind of rash or other side effects could occur.

"So what if you skip the doctor, take a gamble and choose wrong? Well, each drug comes with its own set of potential side effects and allergic reactions. Taking amoxicillin while suffering a viral infection such as mono, for instance, can cause the body to erupt in rashes, says Morgan. Ciprofloxacin, previously a go-to for UTIs and sinus infections, has come under recent scrutiny for causing lasting damage to tendons, muscles, joints, nerves and the central nervous system. Many other antibiotic classes come with their own unpleasant effects."

Just use the mucinex for the pneumonia. I asked about tylonel since it's advised not to take ibuprofen or other anti-inflammatory drugs since they can aggravate Covid-19 symptoms, another user said something about another medicine, I forgot.

Camarero! TS, TS, TS! JEFEEEEE

Doing gods f

Where my smoker fags at? Amazing how thinking you may slowly drown in your own lung fluids can get you to quit finally init.

I have a tickle in my throat and I coofed once. Is this it?

does that mean FREE REAL ESTATE?

you better get a shotgun cause it's about to be doom in real life

What game? What's your steam id?