Brit/pol/: Dumb Bitch Gave user Chink Flu Edition

>Anyone who refuses to self-isolate could face a £1,000 fine or JAIL, as police are given new emergency powers
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8115033/Britons-urged-rally-round-countrys-old-folk-coronavirus-crisis-worsens.html

>Boris Johnson warns EU not to use coronavirus as an excuse to delay Brexit transition
express.co.uk/news/world/1255590/brexit-news-eu-transition-period-delay-boris-johnson-wto-coronavirus-uk-latest

>Greggs to pay staff even if they have to self-isolate for weeks
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/coronavirus-greggs-pay-staff-even-21623510

>Baked bean lovers’ fury after Heinz shrink cans
thesun.co.uk/money/11177785/baked-bean-lovers-fury-smaller-cans/

>CanalboatFire near Seend as eight fire crews race to Kennet and Avon
wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/18209187.canal-boat-blaze-near-seend-eight-fire-crews-race-kennet-avon/

>Bin lorry driven into house and torched in arson attack in Sheffield
thestar.co.uk/news/skip-lorry-driven-house-and-torched-arson-attack-sheffield-817821

>Youths in Glen Parva set Poo-Bin on fire and claim 'it's funny' and 'it gets you high'
leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/group-youths-set-glen-parva-3306817

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This dead boy was drowned. 3 T*rks in jail.
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The Turkish police had been seeking three more suspects, and they were eventually captured in the southern city of Adana. A court in Bodrum, the popular holiday spot where the bodies of the children were found, convicted them of manslaughter with probable intent in the deaths of the five migrants.

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>Grooming gang research petition to be considered for Parliamentary debate
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So, lads.
What's the actual plan?
Are we just going to get young people sick and have them deal with it to reduce the total number of potential carriers and protect all the OAPs?
It seems a smart plan, but, it's not going to be very effective if we leave the borders open for potential new carriers to enter the country.

Corona user named in OP here. Unironically. Like I said she didn't even bother to tell anyone. Not a lot else I can say at this point. But my mate said she cuddled up with him all night even though she already knew and didn't bother telling him until a week later. She is literally a unibird studying fucking sociolgy or some bullshit. I mean you literally couldn't make it up. Fucking retarded. I'm not supposed to leave the house until Wednesday but I feel much worse now and my bro is starting to show symptoms as well as my mother. We are just not leaving the house and using the time to decorate my mum's bedroom but wtf.

Must get a katana to rise up against the police state.

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I just wanna reiterate how fucking stressful this is already. I mean I literally haven't seen my woman in six days now. Not at all. What am I supposed to do?? I can't imagine how bad it'll be if we end up having to do shit like this for six months.Actually going mad already. My auntie's boyfriend is coming down on the train to prepare for lockdown. I'm in Wiltshire, so we border Hampshire which is the county with the highest rate of infection so far. We're gonna get locked down sooner than most. We're gonna be one of the first. A big part of me thinks we don't even have coronavirus so all of this could be for nothing but what else are we supposed to do? It's fucked.

>>Anyone who refuses to self-isolate could face a £1,000 fine or JAIL, as police are given new emergency powers
Is police going to bring food to my door then?

defo fucked up m8 all the best and keep us posted

>protect all the OAPs
Nope

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Remember, Dig to Stop Virus.
And don't Dig to Keep Virus.

O LUCIFER
the Devil
Satan

>haven't seen my woman
Cringe and LARPilled.

Fuck off spastic

Herd immunity ting, innit.

Cheers, brother. I dunno it's weird. I really don't feel like I'm gonna die or anything. In terms of supplies I'm OK for a few months. I could stay indoors for three or four months if I had to. I'm already in quarantine myself though - due to suspected coronavirus obviously, but still. They aren't even bothering to test me even though I'm in an "at risk" group and they think I have it, which is severely worrying. I think I'll probably be fine even though I'm in an "at risk" group but I think my mother will probably die if she's got it because she's already seriously ill. And my auntie will deinitely die if she gets it because she's so ill already and disgustingly fat. Like barely able to live as it is fat. My best friend is in isolation as well and they aren't even testing him even though his girlfriend has it. It's fucking crazy lads. I've never known anything like it.

>not infecting your woman like a chad
gay, and negligent of your responsibility to the herd.
reported to home office.

Lad. This is fucking serious. The government hasnt stopped her seeing me. This is entirely voluntary. I've forbidden her from coming anywhere near me. But it's been nearly a week. And I'm basically the de facto head of three households now. Or I've gotta rely on other people. I actually can't cope any more. I mean I don't know what else to tell you. I can't cope. It is what it is. I'm not a rich man.

Even I think this is weak LARP

That's fucking grim m8 about your mum. I hope she is OK.

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>What's the actual plan?
short term
>get everyone infected
>killing off the boomers, losing what is left of true British culture, & accelerating the day of white British minority in UK, losing democratic majority forever
medium term
>virus evolves seasonally, wiping out about half a million each year
long term
>wide spread infertility, 'humanly' culling human population back in line with what our globalist caretakers see fit
got it?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8104477/Doctors-claim-new-coronavirus-cause-damage-mans-TESTICLES.html

What if you've been on no-fap for a very long time?

Mate you're clearly projecting a false persona.
The way you speak is too unnatural.

>Your actions are jeopardizing public health.” – New Orleans
twitter.com/i/status/1239432297704808448

Is this going to actually be the happening?

Explain. What am I supposed to do? Like literally what would you do in my situation? I'm not supposed to leave the house. Like I said I don't even necessarily think I have it although I'm starting to have severe doubts. It's sort of hit me today that maybe I do have it. It could be something else though couldn't it. The thing nis they aren't testing. The main thing I am baffled by is the way the nhs seems so fucking blase about everything.

compulsory vaccine being rolled out across schools and unis next week

>your beliefs are jeopardizing public health
I cannae wait.

They found a vaccine?
Boring happening if true.

>this is what reddit wants us to do
Wow, the left were the true nazis all along

found weeks ago

Didn't they say it'll take a year?

based

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Yeah I guess we've all gotta think seriously about our movements. I'm not saying I'm any different it's only really just hit me hjow serious this is. Cheers. Yeah I hope so. She's only 60 though. I heard somewhere that some guy maybe in China or something was like 100+ years old and didn't die so I'm hopeful everything wil be all good. I think my auntie will die if she gets it. I mean she probably should be dead anyway really tbf. I mean I love her and I'm hoping she'll be fine but realistically she is fucking ill and really it's a miracle she hasn't died already. My mum hasCOPD and some sort of aneurysm in her heart but I don't really know what the deal is exactly so all I know is she's really ill but nowhere near as ill as her sister.

when?

nice blog nerd

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lungs are fucking burning, coughing up mouthful after mouthful of sludge, feel freezing cold and boiling hot at the same time, can't focus on anything, headache is real.

sleep is never really sleep, drift in and out of surreal nightmares that make no sense, it's like a very scary acid trip, feels like you're trying to breathe through one of those tiny straws you get with ribena cartons. actually would take death at this point.

Why can't you spastics Google?

>I heard somewhere that some guy maybe in China or something was like 100+ years old and didn't die
Don't believe CCP propaganda

the state of Victoria here declared a "state of emergency", enabling special police powers.
>"This particular declaration gives Victoria the power to enforce two key national decisions: prohibiting non-essential mass gatherings and enforcing self-quarantine"
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-16/victoria-coronavirus-state-of-emergency-powers-explained/12059194

Whats the bet they dont relinquish said powers once the crisis is over...
use the virus to take us another step closer to absolute tyranny.

Vaccine is real but untested or something and not ready for another year or two I heard.

Right, because a few days ago Trump was offering for an american-only patent so that's why I was wondering.

just think how countries without healthcare are gonna cope

fun times ahead
u wot m8?
I'm really annoyed by your friends dumb whore of a gf if that helps m8

An user here yesterday pointed out SARS (the previous corona virus) has a property called ADE.
If Covid-19 has this also, than a vaccine isnt even possible (from my layman understanding of the science)

>not ready for another year or two I heard.
its a cold flu vaccine mate, china is already doing it with aids meds

>running into your parents room to tell

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t.cvg tard

>use the virus to take us another step closer to absolute tyranny.
When you think about it, why the fuck wouldn't they?

tried google it?

>t.cvg tard
no, i fact checked this, and there is truth to it.

>Conclusions:We suggested that antibodies against spike proteins of SARS-CoV may cause ADE effect. This data raises reasonable concern regarding the use of SARS-CoV vaccine and shed light on some roles in SARS pathogenesis.

viruseradication.com/abstract-details.php?abstract_id=645

You'd rather read eddie's blog then I guess
We have to have hope China aren't lying any more coz Italy's numbers are unbelieveably bad. Finished cases in Italy are 1809 dead and 2335 recovered. That's actually a 44% death rate in Italy so far. They're trying to cushion the blow by high;lighting ongoing cases and the fact the some people get minor symptoms so might not be showing up in statistics but 44% is fucking awful by any measure. There's no sugar coating this. The death rate is expected go up as the system collapses - that's par for the course during any pandemic. It's a legit mess lads. It's actually happening.

Yes, I used your jewish search engine.

Boris urges UK firms to join coronavirus fight

>The UK’s leading tech companies and artificial intelligence researchers queued up to offer staff and technical support to fight coronavirus at a Downing Street summit on Wednesday night, in what one attendee called a “digital Dunkirk”.

>The meeting, which was attended by about 30 different companies from across the UK online and science sectors, was personally addressed by the prime minister who gave a “rousing” speech urging companies to provide relevant resources to contain the outbreak.

>In a sign of the importance placed on the tech response, the audience was addressed by the government’s chief scientific adviser, Sir Patrick Vallance, and attended by the NHS chief executive officer, Simon Stevens. Each company was asked to volunteer resources. “They went around the table, laid out what they were dealing with, what they were looking for, and asked: ‘What do you have to offer?’,” according to one attendee.
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>Companies who confirmed their attendance included Google’s London-based DeepMind artificial intelligence research unit, while sources said Peter Thiel’s secretive data analytics company Palantir pledged to commit its engineering staff to help the government effort.

theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/13/johnson-urges-top-uk-tech-firms-to-join-coronavirus-fight

Sick to fuck of Brit/coronavirus t b h lads. Going to fuck off to /britfeel/ until all this blows over.

Yeah. What a bitch. The worrying thing is we may not even have got it from her. They aren't testing us. I really fee like they've given up already.

doesnt explain thousands of people that have been cured

Apparently they could do a coronavirus vacine that would be semi-effective but it wouldn't be geared towards this particular coronavirus. I could be wrong though I mean tbf I don't really understand the science so...

nth for going out only to spend the entire time on your phones and posing for pictures to put on the internet

what vacines aren't semi effective?

Get a haircut while you still can. Barbers are one of the first things that get shut down. (according to parents retired in Spain.)

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Fuck stupid communist chinks infecting the elderly FUCK EM