/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2130

when the stock market opens in the morning.. Bloodbath?

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This is fun tho

You WILL join the Herd.

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When will Italy surpass China?

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twitter.com/KrauseKraig/status/1238869768746172417

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r/ing translation of this form that Italians have to fill out for leaving the house. Also, can you go to any grocery, or only the nearest grocery?

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>only 4 months
You're really that optimistic? The Swine flu pandemic lasted a year and 4 months.

remember to torture and kill your local chink merchant

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FIRST DEATH IN MEXICO WAS THE COUSIN OF CARLOS SLIM WHO WAS ONCE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD

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loli coronachan > sexy coronachan

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youtube.com/watch?v=PMr4zD5Ec_E

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The whole world is

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Can someone show me some videos from Italy, please?

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THIS

This people deserve to die.

that nigga's gonna die

like whats the point even

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>holy shit thats fucking amazing
>Shes going to steamroll us lmao.

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More cases outside of china than china has admitted to so far. We can continue to monitor this graph to see how badly china is lying and extrapolate through their lies to save face and see what the truth is.

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2 weeks bro

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Two TSA agents tested positive at Orlando International Airport, last working March 10th, gates 1-59 (American, Jet Blue terminal)
>clickorlando.com/news/local/2020/03/15/tsa-worker-at-orlando-international-airport-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

Infect the living shit out of them, survive, and take all their shit.

No. Italy isn’t real. Every Italian you’ve ever seen is a crisis actor.

Twelve days

What's happening in New York City?
Are the streets empty? Is it business as usual?
Why is it so hard to find Livestreams anywhere in our post-Christchurch internet?

100% chance of absolute capitulation

HERDMIND
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>4,900 dead in Iran
ncr-iran.org/en/news/human-rights/27562-coronavirus-fatalities-in-182-cities-exceed-4-900

Rip

Based and Gary pilled

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Working hard for you Senpai!
>Corona-chan opens up baby boomer jobs to the youth.
>Corona-chan brings back resources that would otherwise be spent on useless old people.
>Corona-chan raises wages because there are less workers.
>Corona-chan frees baby boomer retirement resources back into the population
>Corona-chan lowers real estate prices so that younger people can buy houses
>Corona-chan is trying hard to collapse coercive health care systems and replace them with efficient voluntary private health care.
>Corona-chan lowers immigration rates of parasitical immigrants.
>Corona-chan attacks corrupt governments.
>Corona-chan makes sure your children stay home and aren't indoctrinated by statist schools.
>Corona-chan kills baby boomers that wasted enormous amounts of wealth on trivial things, indoctrinated the young, got divorced, lowered youth wages, gave away jobs to immigrants, left us in massive debt and with colossal, evil, all-infecting governments.

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>twitter.com/KrauseKraig/status/1238869768746172417

slap the piss out of that thot

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Big fat nothing burger, waste of resources.

Fucking britbongs gonna die. I mean, even on Russian dehumanizing standards it’s fucking edgy shit, better kill all Vindzors for that shit.

GOD DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A NEET. Watching wage-slaves and normies tear each other apart over toilet paper and bottled jew-water is fucking hilarious and C O M F Y

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It's just a flu bro

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8114719/Kentucky-man-coronavirus-placed-mandatory-quarantine-refusing-self-isolate.html

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YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGERFAGGOT! POST YOUR LOCATION!!!

fgt

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I think I have every chrona-chan that exists. Draw fags get to work

wlrn.org/post/national-guard-task-force-medical-heading-broward
BROWARD COUNTY'S BEING TARGETED

coronachan will kill everyone

RIP Hiroshimoot

Well they're garunteed to die if they get infected so you'll be the man of the house now.

Holy fucking shit.... We are doomed, aren't we?

Anyone got a comfy pandemic movie list?

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God speed, see you in the next life Sperg-user

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I heard Washington state is locked down now. Is that true?

CA fag here. Governor is pushing shut downs. I’m a fucking waiter. There goes my job.

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Should I take Corona as an opportunity to quit my job for a few months?

I really wonder how best Korea is doing

Iowa fag here. School closures just hit hard in the last 2 hours after governor Kim Reynolds recommended that schools close for 4 weeks.
>rip prom
>rip graduation
>rip normies
t. 18yo hs fag

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Nationwide quarantine a la Italy begins on Tuesday or Wednesday. If you aren't prepared you have very little time to get your shit together.
>t. knower

Welp time to rest, see you niggers later and I hope you guys could fill me with the QRD if something major happens
>bless the user that made this OC pic related

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the bat girl on fork gets me every time

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i think coronachan got on me
it started with a mild headache, then i started coofing and there is constant pain around my throat muscle, and now my neck are aching

am i going to die? im sure my lungs will be the next target and there is no coming back after that

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No. Iran has a response similar to the UK, they fucked it up badly.

based

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finally reaching some REAL numbers, anons. keep memeing boys, it makes her stronger

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All the people saying more than 10 days are retarded, so far they are doubling every 4.5 days. 10 days tops user

Police cleared that out tonight

twitter.com/BrantlyWx/status/1239382230117634051

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Been coofing and just had dihoarea. I live in north vancouver where the first case of community transmission was. What are the odds I have it. I've been taking transit. If I do have it where should I travel to? I think quebec could use a visit

I feel you like you wouldn't believe, user. Remember that the fact that you know what the problem is means that you can still figure out how to fix or escape it. Stay strong and survive. Good luck.

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no one cares, it's all tourists.

lmao

>my city is officially infected
my face right now. I'm not gonna make it, lads.

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michellemalkin.com/2020/03/11/cdc-centers-for-damaged-credibility/

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I knew it.

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sorry, m8. we're gonna have to take you to a fema camp

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I printed out a pedo register list with address and pics. Gonna pike their heads

Meanwhile, on February 1st...

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Explain this then, where the hell does my pasta and pizza come from if not from Italy hmmmmm?

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Wait this isn't r9k

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It grows off the pasta trees that FEMA has been hiding in Area 51.

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If you dont go to Toronto it's proof you're a shitskin

Hey Chang Wu Flu

It's a statement were you confirm you're aware of the quarantine and are going out only for work, food or health related reasons. You can go to any grocery as long as it is within your city. You can even go out to let your dog shit, as long as you're alone.

1. American CEO of a German company working on a vaccine invited to White House at start of month to discuss potential rapid vaccine development
2. March 11 that CEO unexpectedly leaves the company
3. Today it's reported that the US government wants their vaccine *exclusively* for the US.

What the hell do we make of this?

amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/mar/15/trump-offers-large-sums-for-exclusive-access-to-coronavirus-vaccine

>While I take responsibility for my situation
>>live with boomer parents
user, I...

get a load of this /ptg/ fag

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ncr-iran.org/en/news/human-rights/27562-coronavirus-fatalities-in-182-cities-exceed-4-900

>4,900 dead in Iran
>"Hassan Rouhani has distanced himself from the Coronavirus issue since Ali Khamenei (regime Supreme Leader) assigned IRGC Major General Mohammad Bagheri, to run the "Health Command Center." In a disgusting comment, he said a poll taken from a few million people shows 97% do not have any sign of Coronavirus. In this way, Rouhani inadvertently admitted that three percent of the population, about 2.5 million people, are suspected of being, or infected with the Coronavirus. This is while, under his watch, the Ministry of Health announced on Saturday, March 14 that only 12,729 people were affected and on Sunday, March 15, it raised the number to 13,938."

Corona-chan is playing on super casual, basically.

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So if you had a person you wanted to meet and had a business you owned you could hire that person as a contractor?

Sorry here the correct list

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>america

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>What the hell do we make of this?
That people are still greedy and power-hungry despite the whole globalism and diversity and open borders facade?

DO YOU HAVE TO ATTEMPT TO DERAIL EVERY THREAD WITH YOUR SCHIZO BOOMER BULLSHIT?

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3 years at least

But i think here in Brazil it's going to be a fucking massacre

FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS, YOU ENORMOUS FAGGOT.
THIS IS NOT A PLAY TO KEEP THE VACCINE FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD.

THE FUCKING STATE OF FAKE NEWS.
4 YEARS OF FUCKING FAKE NEWS. FUCK!!!

Hey amerimutts not being to wipe their peanut butter blown out assholes IS an emergency

In every state above Sao Paulo and outside our Midwest?

Probably.

>He is sovereign over this #CoronaVirus.
>And He is sovereign over you and me.
I don't think he's fully thought through the the implications of this. It would mean that his god sent COVID19 to make people suffer and die.

>Hope I die, honestly.
That is how low IQ makes you act like.

So, how many cases do you guys predict in the US in two weeks? Given that no one seems to give a shit.

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Which one of those movies are most similar to our current situation?

K. Let us know how it glows...I mean, goes.

>local governments announce closures hours in advance
>retards flock en masse to these places

things like this should be announced at most 2 hours before they happen. China did this same bullshit when they started closing off cities except they gave people an entire day notice and what a shocker that millions of people started moving around the country

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SEETHE

500k-2M.
>50k confirmed

10K cases, 1200 deaths
> they need to wake up the masses who still think it's just the flu

contagion

>live with parents and 2 brothers
>tell parents we need to stock up like 2 weeks ago
>lol no
>buy by myself lots of rice and tuna
>parents have been eating it
>brothers went to party today because "all discos will be closed tomorrow so we gotta party all night"
>father thought it was a good idea to go out with my mother to some turistic spots for the weekend
>president starts talking on tv and says police force will be used if people don't want to stay at home
>tell them today that we don't have enough food stored and that we should buy more before lockdown
>"don't be paranoid lol"
>they have been coughing ever since they got home
I'm so glad my family is retarded.

I think it's going to be worse than you think, here in Brasilia it seems that majority of people don't care about living tomorrow, they are like broken machines

Why are people so convinced of a 2nd wave in the winter?

No, this will go on for at minimum 8 months with a relapse when winter comes again.

But I figure some dumb shit like mass riot in X country, followed by a military coup will go down that will take the headlines.

Apparently you can still get takeout from restaurants in WA though.

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Full US lock down coming Wednesday night, your supreme leader will deliver the address.

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Just like the Chinese
Remember to beatdown any chinks that coof on you as retribution for the doggos they killed

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Toronto already has it tho. Gotta make it harder to contain plus quebec could use a little mass death dont ya think

user, this story is too fucking real.
>Told both of my sister's that they need to get toilet paper, rice, beans, and pasta back in early to mid February.
"Lol, user it's a nothingburger."
>Told them again in late February.
"Lol, user, it only kills old people."
>They call me.
>Chimping out.
>Send us TP desu.
I told them inline bidets are $35 at Home Depot. They are mad.

Do you guys think images like this will be in textbooks in the future?

Well, Sao Paulo will start the lockdown on Tuesday. We have enough police and army officers to put everyone inside. Now, the rest...

a month from now

Are Chinese patients actually given vitamin C intravenously? Are there any credible links? Please link if you know.

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I hope so.

Well of course. Americans would riot without their McDonalds.

Workers coofing on your fried chicken enjoy. Speaking of which I was expecting the health inspector to check restaursnts but nothing???

GAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR BURGER AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!

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Ohio and California are the same. It's just sit down places that are closed, any place with a drive-thru, pick-up or delivery are still open. I imagine a lot of sitdown places are gonna try to take advantage of doordash and similar companies

Because after isolation and this craze, the cases will go down due to distancing, people will relax, go out, socialize around summer, and then around September cases will start to skyrocket again because of the idiots.

it's just how shit works.

I hope for the best fot you guys, but i think we will know only in april/may how bad this really is here.

twitter.com/SheriffClarke/status/1239318325097910272

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>150K confirmed cases
not even 10K dead yet

This is a shitty incel tier flu wannabe virus. Fucking hell even vending kill more than this shitty bitchy viruslet

>Sargoy
You have to call that "Herdism" or maybe "Herdistism".