PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FUN TIMES AHEAD EDITION /ptg/

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MAGA
Thanks for bakkin schlomo

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That's going in my cringe compilation.

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MAGA
AWOO

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meat and bread

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I wish to be annihilated by said enormous milkers.

don't ask questions you don't want answered

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Correct, that's on the small side.

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Just a few days ago, you were this guy

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I like fit gun women. I like soft curvy milker cow women. I like women.

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Who else here feeling a little bicurious?

I'm going to suck cock to cure my coronavirus.

Foreskins back guys let's do it.

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Reminder that anime is the Japanese jew
And discord is the modern tech jew.

youtu.be/wcucjd67HDc

>Mayor Pete hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live

Say hello to your next president!! (2024)

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You're basically this guy

WHERE ARE MY NOTHING BURGER MOUTH BREATHERS AT???

ARE YOU MONGRELS READY FOR HAPPY FUN TIME IN THE NEXT 60 DAYS? BOY OH BOY, IT'S NOT EVEN AS BAD AS THE FLU. I'M GOING TO GO LICKING THE DOOR AT WALMART. THAT'S HOW MUCH OF A NOTHING BURGER THIS IS.

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Nothingburger confirmed.

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Coronavirus isn't real and no one has died from it

The soviet union was a real rival of América compared to shit china

Holy shitaly.

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Imagine if you retards were still taking that position, you would be dragging underneath a freight train right now.

What an absolute cunt.
>women in authority

Awoo!

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If Trump plays golf during this pandemic the media will be justified to rip his fat orange ass off

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We don't need a fearsome Soviet Union. We need to end our silly Cold War with Russia which Obama began.

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Now they're this guy.

>Muh gonstitution

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AWOO
any interesting fuckups from the debate?

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gropey joe

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joe says he wants to send things to the desk of the senate and told bernie he answered his question when he hadm't

No, not really. It was boring.

>Blaming the flu virus for the shit news and liberals did.
Fucking pathetic.

MAGA

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I'm starting to believe corona virus is not real...

>we need more women in govt

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Ok. Maybe you can explain the point of shutting down the world economy?

FUCK IT IM GOING ON AN EXPEDITION BEYOND THE ICE WALLS WHOS WITH ME?

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Why America is so shit?
theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/coronavirus-showed-america-wasnt-task/608023/

Literally a 4th world hole.

>You guys don't actually like that, right?
No.
We love it.

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sinking the chink

based
I prefer a well rounded girl than in just one aspect 2bh

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Same thing as 9/11. To condition the people to accept a new reality where their freedom of movement is curtailed. Cattle cannot be allowed to roam free.

the cold war brought new technologies, since it ended, globohomo became powerful and america got clown world too

>we cured Corona, I mean N1H15
yeah there were a few

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>Joo ID 2 threads in a row

the flat earth theory sounds stupid

>go through drive through
>person at the drive through is taking forever
>fart
>ate pork early today
>it smells so bad
>it's gagging
>it raised the temperature in the care a few degrees
>suddenly I see the drive through person approach
>oh no, I thought I had more time
>roll down the window
>it's okay as long as they don't lean for-
>they lean forward
>I'm trying not to laugh or show any emotion on my face
>but the stench is so bad
>how do they not smell it?
>if they show the slightest bit that they notice it
>I have a million things I could say
>"oh wow, smells like farmers are spraying their fields, yep it's that time of year already"
>but no
>they didn't make any sign like they could smell it
>complete transaction
>drive away
>bust out laughing
>but at the same time, worried/shame in case they did smell it and think bad things of me
It could have striped paint off the wall, this smell.

yeah caught the start with the corona questions.
sounds like it didn`t get any better.
did the bern start fighting back?

nod really
Biden authored every bill in history, apparently
Bernie promised to support Biden just like hilldawg

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>this is an orchestrated attempt to destroy CAPITALISM
The sheriff there is 100% correct.

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Well it is so

Today a German Shepard barked threateningly at me for a long time. It was a good guard dog. I think it could sense that I was dangerous and unpredictable and didn't smell right.

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she should be flogged in public
then deported to china

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No audience, right? I took a nap rather than remember to watch

Nope

>Atlantic
>(((Applebaum)))

discarded

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So this man can make bank shorting it once more.

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ew stinky

>We NEED illegal immigrants!

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I'm still that guy, fuck Coronavirus, its the flu.

The fuck is wrong with your brain?

remember to share archive links so they don't get ad revenue

>No audience, right?
yes

Did your mother drink furniture polish when she was pregnant with you? Typically, people aren't naturally born this stupid. Meth and Benzos can make babies retarded. I'm just trying to size you up here.

Anyway, you should be shot for claiming: "it's just the flu."

>meanwhile, in China

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>not pulling them into the car and locking them in the fart cage in your garage

Joe Biden overperformed to the point of denying reality, and also called for a constitutional amendment to partially repeal the First Amendment.

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true, we can't even protect our elections from interference from south american citizens

It isn’t just the flu, the flu kills way more people.

Goodnight everyone. I'll pray for you all, and for an end to this beer virus hysterics.

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JOE BIDEN
DOT
CUM

twitter.com/nahtanoJcimsoC/status/1239342062799130629

>Same thing as 9/11.

Patriot Act expired today.

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its literally just an aggressive flu
it will peter out within 2months

>you should be shot for claiming: "it's just the flu."
Yes, but only because it isn't even as bad as a flu. More like a cold.

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>didn't smell right
Dogs don't like niggers naturally without harsh training.

Moron. The world is round and we live inside of it.

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Why even bother, though? The meaning of the constitution has never meant anything to scotus.

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NOT THE HECKIN SPORTSBALLERINO

It's still just the flu.

when old cartoons would say "light a match"
what would that do?

>j-just 2 more weeks, we'll all b-be d-d-dead
Pathetic.
>Bernie promised to support Biden just like hilldawg
oh boy, please tell me a certain poo in loo or jap got some salt screencapped

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thanks for hatting all these big titty girls

Burn sulfur.

Heckin posters are my new favorites

>Imagine explaining to a Jew that Holocaust Remembrance Day was canceled because of a virus.

Explain.

Trump literally got everything sorted at the federal level in two weeks and involved the entire private sector. Shit is fine.

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This isn't a pandemic. It's just a cold. Stop shilling panic. By doing so, you're only helping the lugenpresse to hurt Trump, the government to increase its powers and George Soros to hit the jackpot by shorting the currency again just like he did in 92. Stop being sheep and turn off your TV.

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NOOOOOO
NOT MY HECKIN APE HOOPERINOS

A nothing burger that's over.

>Bernie promised to support Biden just like hilldawg
did biden promise back?

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Fox news said that's B's national nightmare this morning and please don't forget about all the sports niggers need for making money.

Because "campaign finance"

I think Sanders interestingly renounced the very same amendment actually, but since it was a clean "no" coupled with a tu quoque, he was able to hide it.

No problem.

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Sauce? In reading it expired 2019.

>dubs
>88 = byebye in chink1337speak
Alright, l8r. Go balkanize Chinkistan, boys!

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even the bible says, the earth is a circle!

>he's posting gigatiddy traps now

They are going to have to keep those hospitals on standby. They are going to need it once they start sending people back to work again.

>chestlet cope

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Kek
Fuck no, Biden said he might find a dog catcher position for Bernie in his administration.

ancient hebrew doesn't draw a distinction between circle and sphere in its text

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