/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2128

ROOFTOP KOREANS IMMINENT

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Post your quarantine vidya.
>front office football
>blasphemous
>hots
>halo 1 pc online

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Washing your hands with soap and water is the most effective way to stay clean. Wet your hands, lather with soap for 20 seconds making sure to get your fingers and nails and everything. Then rinse. Warm water, but not hot. Use a paper towel or other disposable means to turn the faucet off and dry your hands.

yes

Man I'm conflicted about NEETing again. I escaped NEETing to become a cook for 4 years, lose virginity, marry a girl. Now it's back to no work huh.

How will the looters be dealt with?

Can anyone explain how curfews are supposed to help? You can catch corona as easily in the day time as you can at night. Hell it's probably harder to get at night than in the day.

NOOOOOOO NOT THE TP AGAIN

Line up, gentlemen. I know it's uncomfortable but it's time for your daily dose.

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where is this from

I love Coronachan

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Recoveries are now outpacing deaths in the US

73 recoveries, 69 deaths/ First time since this started that recoveries have been more than deaths.

Still only 10 of the 3,631 are critical.

It's literally nothing, but a mild cold.

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MISSOURI IS KILL
SOURCE
>pic related

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EVELYTHING FINE IN GLOLIOUS MOTHELLAND! YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FILTHY GWEILO! CHING CHONG NIP NONG FONG!

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youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

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damn man, thanks to that pic I want to smoke a cigarette so badly.

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Spain

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Does anyone want to edit in Corona-Kami into that one scene in End of Evangelion? Giant titty rei floating behind the planet?

spain.

Execute the Georgia Guidestone Program

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Ok, so no bullshit, I'm a 25 year old healthy dude. Have a kid already and want more. Prepped for the end of the world food and supplies wise, but I work in a Frontline hospital in NY, I'm almost guaranteed to get this shit. How concrete do we think long term effects like blood brain barrier issues, permanent lung scarring, infertility, or reinfection ADE and cytokine storms. No bullshit answers please or I'm coming for your stash.

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

IT'S HAPPENING IN SPAIN
>TOTAL SHUTDOWN
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IT'S HAPPENING IN SPAIN
>TOTAL SHUTDOWN
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IT'S HAPPENING IN SPAIN
>TOTAL SHUTDOWN
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IT'S HAPPENING IN SPAIN
>TOTAL SHUTDOWN
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school has been indefinitely cancelled in alberta already. kenney trying to push his budget thru by march 31 like a maniac.

Guys?

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Today at work i had two female costumers, one of them recieved a call and aperantly had been bestoved upon a reason to leave, unexpectebly they shared a kiss, i was deeply shocked by the sight i had witnessed as never in my life had i been in an exposure of homosexuals, in this moment of disqustingly repulsive dykery i barely held myself from making remarks of deeply insultish character that would remind the evolutionary failures to keep their mental illness to themselves.

???

I contained her inside my pants.

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Why uruguay has so few infected?

G-guys?!

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Reminder - Spanish Flu was invented in Spain because they're a dirty people who don't shower or wash their hands.

Wash your hands.

Catch it, bin it, kill it.

>No gyms

What will all the roidheads be doing

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Right now it's Halo 1, but soon Half Life Alyx

>Obligatory social isolation for 15 days by decision of our chad president
Incabros, we are all gonna make it!!

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Will I get infected or will Texas get really infected

Remember how the market crashed in response to those viruses every time? Remember how the entire world started shutting down every time?

>it's just a flu
>i take vitamin c
>i have a strong immune system
>it's just a 3.8% death rate
>i won't get it
>it's a nothingburger
>it's just old people dying

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Prepped and loaded

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Doubt

Not everyone spends their nights out hiding in bushes.

BAHAHAHAHAHA
Los Angeles Mayor Garcetti is addressing the city via Facebook right now.
>What do you plan to do about the homeless population?
We're planning to put our "unhoused Angelenos" in motels and hotels as they're largely under-used right now.
LA hotelfags, sucks to be you

what about muh Amazon deliveries?

FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>FRIENDLY REMINDER

In pic related the nothingburger previous predictions.

>They failed under every aspect: number predictions, fatality rates, pandemic spread, markets tank.

DON'T GIVE THEM YOU'S, they are shills and will deny in any circumstances that they were wrong.
They will repeat over and over the same talking points (plateauing, slowing down, just a flu, markets green) on every occasion when random fluctuations of the numbers are slightly favorable to their narration.
They will disappear as soon as the situation is worsening just to reappear in droves when the waters calmed down a bit.

JUST IGNORE

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Welcome to 2 days ago

feel bad for them latvianon, they really are failures.
as women they fucked it up so badly no man would have them

Two just died here in northern Georgia. Gainesville hospital. Running low on supplies.

How are you spending your quarantine, bros? Anybody have a stream showing movies or something?

I've been crying hard the past few nights.
I'm so scared, I don't want to die.

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the lad is in his third day.

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How does it feel that Clown World is coming to an end? Are you excited?

good night /cvg/ so my normies friends here are saying that the virus will go away after the 15 days of LOCKDOWN and after that everything would be allright.
D-did I tell them or not?

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WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEOS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES OF THE VIRUS HAPPENINGS? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Did you pray for forgiveness and that the future is bright and healed, Yas Forums?

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I have 2 years supply of vape. :3
Also, Jannies, stop upping my captcha™ requirements.

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second form of that message i've see now

Based if true.

Kek you better shoot the other guys first before they shoot you.

I'm going to play minecraft for the first time in 8 years

LOSING GAINS

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>7 billion people in the world
>6400 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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>Anybody have a stream showing movies or something?
a /cvg/ contagion stream could be fun

Quarantine and curfew is coming...

dfw user.
I don't want to get infected.
but at least we have a bunch of cows for food everywhere if supply chains get fucked.

Literally don't give a shit

t. healthcare professional who'll have to jump into the trenches anyway

There's a curfew and most business have been forced to close over 5 fucking cases and 0 deaths. This is ridiculous.

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This is God's way of telling you that you were never supposed to be anyone and stay home.

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Done.

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L.A. MAYOR FINALLY PUTTING CITY ON LOCK DOWN.

NOW WE NEED TRUMP TO COME THROUGH WITH THOSE 1.9 MILLION TESTS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT.

ANY DAY NOW TRUMP.

someone please come take this man's virginity

It's a russian roulette, keep in mind it is the cases that died or spent more than a week hooked on a machine that were most likely to have permanent damage

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This. Shit is going to go back to normal in 2 weeks at most, and we'll all be like 'haha remember that time everyone was freaking out over corona virus?'.

You know that you can always stay together with me in my bunker, right? I have food for the both of us for 1 year or so.

Is there some kind of brain disease that makes boomers want to contract corona or something?

>help boomer family prep
>they're set for at least a few months
>reports all over the news stating people in their age range should stay indoors
>a few hours later
>"duhhhh I think I should go out tomorrow and buy cat food"
>spend a stupid amount of time convincing them otherwise
>know that they'll come up with some other bullshit reason to huff Corona-chans farts by tomorrow morning

Maybe a boomer culling disease is just what this world needs, cause I'm just about ready to ditch these retards.

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WE LOWERED THE RATES

PLS BUY THE DIP

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There's some big announcement coming in Canada tomorrow. I'm guessing it's that Trudeau is a gay aids nigger who's boyfriend has a coof.

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Source?

Lads be honest for once

Is Trump gonna deliver for real or will he just keep shilling companies?

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let them dream user, you could laugh at them after 15 days.

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No

nurse? yeah yall are fucked no matter what

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>this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic
It already has you retard. A pandemic is when a novel disease causes an epidemic across two or more continents.

Yes, as a matter of fact I DO!

But I am full on mexi-prep. :3

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there was a reason for your captcha.

theory:
children are asymptomatic super-spreaders. they infect each other asymptomatically and then infect their families or anyone else they are in contact with. this is why italy got rocked so hard. the kids picked it up, then brought it home to multi-generational households.

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yo

people post variations of this every fucking day and they are always larps. Stop being so gullible anons

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It’s the media’s fault, if this turns out to be a nothing burger I hope they string up all media personnel responsible for causing a panic.