/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2127

I want to fight ever single coronavirus patient on Earth just for the fucking sake of it.

I'm calling the CDC.

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Fucking tourists in fucking Broward county Florida. Idiots still getting on cruise ships.

My county is closing down all restaurants. What the fuck is it finally really happening? Is this it?

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Is the world worth saving?

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just play some videogames and stop worrying about it

Post your quarantine vidya.
>front office football
>blasphemous
>hots
>halo 1 pc online

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>7 billion people in the world
>6400 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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/cvg/ has no answer for this

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Everyone will forget about this in a week.

Corona-chan hates that your blood is more alkaline than acidic!

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>infowars

don't forget your hat, bro

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FUCKING NIPS REOPENED SCHOOLS TODAY
>FUCKING NIPS REOPENED SCHOOLS TODAY
FUCKING NIPS REOPENED SCHOOLS TODAY
>FUCKING NIPS REOPENED SCHOOLS TODAY
FUCKING NIPS REOPENED SCHOOLS TODAY
>FUCKING NIPS REOPENED SCHOOLS TODAY
FUCKING NIPS REOPENED SCHOOLS TODAY
>FUCKING NIPS REOPENED SCHOOLS TODAY

dont forget to thank your two favorite retards for unleashing this deadly historic pandemic on the international community because of 'muh strong China'

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The dead don’t remember.

Coronita-chan is a purification for this world

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reviewjournal.com/crime/man-in-hazmat-suit-runs-into-walmart-in-las-vegas-sprays-items-1981248/

Which one of you madmen did this?

No

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capped

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For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

>Boomer parents finally wake up now that the stores are empty.
>They didn't prepare.
Fucking retards are lucky I thought ahead.

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it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

Based nippon following the Anglo Chad method.

F

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we live in the same county, wanna get some looting done?

Aren't classes over until the next semester anyways?

Civ IV.

Are they going to shut down businesses in the US?

>FOR THE HERD
is that about the gist of it? Abe really is a hack who cares more about money then his people

Flying out of Chicago on Tuesday to Austin. Has anyone flown out of O’Hare? How bad are the security lines? I think only incoming international flights are fucked right.

Meanwhile Down Jones still on circuit break

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Why did Trump kill the boomers?

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daily reminder that they planned it all
even the italy lock-down was known
the situation in south america will most likely escalate to the extreme (pic related)

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they're banning "for here", not takeout and drivethru. the headlines are not clear about it.

imagine not being a hikki

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What are your thoughts on people buying out entire meat departments and leaving nothing for everyone else?
youtu.be/fwy5YZFc--M

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F for the Dow on Monday.
Yas Forums is going pink.

>All I wanna do is sleep.

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youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

>What the fuck is it finally really happening? Is this it?
Nah, not even close buddy ;) it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

>his aunt works in Milan as a neumologist
>their hiding information
>20% of the sick are 18 or younger
>in optimal condition the virus can survive 9 days in the street
>the number of infected can be double or triple whats reported
>all supermarkets are empty
>2 pharmasis raided
>the police are implementing curfew in some areas if you go out they can shoot you
>having tuberculosis can increase virus lethality by 50%
>3 different strains original a more contagious one and a more lethal one

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japs are incompetent as fuck. They shut down schools but didn't force businesses to let people work from home or whatever so it was a half-assed measure, just like their olympics is going to be

Think I have this now. I had a light illness no coughing or sneezing for 2 days then it went away for a few days. 2 days ago the shortness of breath shit happened and now it's progressed to a light cough. I'm fairly young and no medical complications so I think I will be ok. Hate thinking I have this Chinese shit inside me now though. I have no prior lung xrays but will try and get one when this passes.

nothingburgerbros...

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Owning a gun might be a better choice than hoarding TPs.

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I've been taking Super Male Vitality for the past 6 months and now everyone is a cuck except me.

Can't you be making good money from buying dips and selling rises?

IT'S HAPPENING IN SPAIN
>TOTAL SHUTDOWN
streamable.com/4j2ox

IT'S HAPPENING IN SPAIN
>TOTAL SHUTDOWN
streamable.com/4j2ox

IT'S HAPPENING IN SPAIN
>TOTAL SHUTDOWN
streamable.com/4j2ox

You in Pittsburgh too?

Meanwhile in Chile...

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>only 3 million people are supposed to die after an ENTIRE year of corona
>meanwhile there are 100+ million people born every single year
>90% of the 3 million deaths will also just be boomers

LITERALLY A FUCKING NOTHINGBURGER

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the world is worth to be purged.

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how did america fuck up so bad?

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it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily.

Also...
>Get out of the city! -- Belke

Getting comfy with Animal Crossing soon

Wait that is strange.
Did not their government declare Schools closed for a month starting march?
This is only two weeks, shorter than the incubation period, opening shit now means what they did was basically useless.

futures trading is halted for now tomorrow except to hit the first circuit break fast and then the fed will try and pump and fail
Bobo owns the market now

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Dunno mate, apparently not, seen them gakis happy to be back in school on the tv just 5 mins ago.

Actually I do, retards will always be the most vocal on topics they have no understanding of. When its their loved ones in an ICU ventilator because "it's just a flu" the wake up call will come.

>believing this
>believing that your blood's pH can be this easily manipulated
>believing that if this were true and you could change your blood's pH like this, you wouldn't be instantly stricken with alkalosis and be trembling, vomitting and shitting your pants uncontrollably

I mean, what you're saying to do isn't dangerous, thankfully. You're just stupid.

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And so does your body.

What're they gonna do ban you from testing him

im assuming you are not prepped
you deserve the fate thats coming to you

all of the things listed in that steaming pile of ignorant tripe don't break the medical infrastructure of a country
the coronavirus does

this virus has destroyed my faith in my fellow man, from now on im just going to assume that everyone i meet IRL could possibly be a colossal retard

this is out of control now
the measures being taken now in the west are a month too late

this will come to a point where everyone knows at least one person who was either in critical condition or died from this virus

but you just go on and rant about muh flu

10/10 got me to reply

March 6th, 2020

Found another big blister on my throat this morning. I ended up dragging myself all the way to the dog's pen. They were quiet all day, which is weird.

Then I realized some of the bats had escaped. Maybe this is their way of getting back at me for not feeding them the last three days. If anybody finds out, I'll have my head handed to me.

>Are they going to shut down businesses in the US?
Abdolutely not, it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

They should be shot in the stomach and left to bleed out.

You may only post in this thread if your governor is going in raw on Coronachan and your state will be the only thing standing in the post-Corona Hadean eon

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lol

and are you even surprised? I bet you at the end of the month we'll have 1000 cases.

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But I remember seeing news reports on graduation ceremonies last week.
How can there be school after graduation?

THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR THOTS

Eternall suffering for them

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my country is fucked
a lot of people think is just a flu, not a problem

1. Report unusual behavior.
2. Barricade your homes.
3. Avoid all contact with infected individuals.
4. Wait for official instructions.

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suit up

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You’re aware that’s completely unreadable and even if it was no one would ever read that shit right? And if you read it god bless your autistic ass

imagine being a chinese doctor with a western education and having your gov't fuck with your findings and throw you in the gulag for talking back.

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more like end of the week

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they already did, NYC, LA, and other states have seen bars/restaurants close. Idk why it's taking so long but we need to shut it all down, like, go full italy tier with slips to go out. retarded 20 somethings won't listen.

the other day I went out for water, as I was driving it was all young people, i shit you not, they were walking around on the streets and going to tea shops and clothing stores. they're idiots, we need mandatory curfews and only essential travel rules implemented.

IS THIS TRUE??

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Well these 400 Italians who died just tonight might have different opinion on it Dusan.

Those are cummies

>what are sweatstains

Lol have fun with labored breathing for the rest of your short life, fatty

>my country is fucked
>a lot of people think is just a flu, not a problem
it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

HAHAHAHAHA WHERE ARE YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOT COME EAT YOUR HUMBLE PIE

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The herd immunity tactic used by UK and Sweden is by Swedish law forbidden and punished with life in prison.
>MFW these niggers get jailed for the rest of their lives.

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>shortness of breath
how does this feel like? like you've just ran and trying to catch your breath?

New Orleans tonight..

twitter.com/BrantlyWx/status/1239382230117634051

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This is a meme right?

nice damagecontrol glowie

And how many of them were old coots who’d overstayed their welcome anyway.

Fed cut rates a full percent, down to 0-.25 after cut, higher amount of Fed backed mortgages and bonds approved. All this announced today, they're doing everything they can to not have the market plummet off a cliff Monday.

>IS THIS TRUE??
it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

many chinese doctors just have BA's

user, we're noah, it's not our fault if people don't listen to our warnings. we tried and now we have to sit back and wait out the flood.

thank you

it's based on a bad premise. the virus isn't under control, "maxed out", nor fully understood. additionally, people are free to buy wherever and whenever and whatever, and people self-elect quarantine (though this self-elected quarantine is pretty much mandatory). lastly, it's good to have supplies at home, but of course you don't need a stockpile. the national guard can push food out if things got really bad and supply chains fall apart.

FUCK CHINA

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Maybe it differs between小 中 and 高.
Watch the news today.

Vaccine announcement #42

Mexico is not that bad it seems

You post this every thread you bloody 30 cent shil

>Massive sirens in my city

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The sheer incompetence and confusion on display by world leaders cannot be acted. There was no need to release a pandemic to control us or make us buy products, because the elites already had the world exactly where they wanted us and were well on their way to a New World Order. I don't believe there is any 11D chess involved here. Either this was a big fuck up, or some chad like Bill Gates decided that 8 billion people was too many.

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OH SAY CAN YOU SHART! IN THE FRONT OF WALL MART!

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

>still no gf
someone please take my virginity

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cnbc.com/2020/03/15/coronavirus-starbucks-shifts-to-to-go-model-will-close-some-cafes-shorten-hours.html
>The Seattle-based coffee chain said it is taking increased precautions in its stores as more communities, and the federal government, call for increased levels of “social distancing”
>pausing the use of seating, both inside cafes and on patios
>looking to make changes in its mobile order pickup station and its condiment bar in stores, and will allow partners to wear gloves while collecting payments
>Starbucks said some of its company-operated stores will be temporarily shut down in “high-social gathering” locations like inside malls or on university campuses
>locations such as Seattle and New York, where there are clusters of coronavirus cases, the company will reduce operating hours or temporarily close select stores
archive.is/4zLN7

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Based Swedish government risking jail to strengthen their national gene pool.
Swedebros will ride alongside the Anglo from the ashes of the rest of the world.

based

It's suppose to feel like you're drowning.

Waterboard yourself and you'll know what it's like.

You ain't got shit.

where is this????

no. this plan is beginning to happen in a lot of cities. NYC plans to do it tomorrow. they're following CDC guidance.

Why wasn't swine flu this big of a deal? I don't remember shit changing for swine flu, my 12 year old brother got it and recovered at home no problem. Am I retarded

I think that's pretty normal in your country user

Pathologic, Pathologic 2, Knock Knock and The Void. AN IPL NIGHT

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We're in a pandemic and you're flying instead of driving because?? Are you just an NPC that hasn't had its programming updated?

Quick, list two good things Trump has done handling this pandemic and two things he's fucked up.

I could piss in a dixie cup and call it a vaccine. It then as to undergo human trials, and those take a year to 18 months.

Half assed is only that they did not go through with the month long closure, 2 weeks is only a bit more than half the incubation period.
Closure needs to last at least the max incubation period, plus some extra time to be effective.
What they did basically negated all and any effect these 2 weeks had.

It’s readable from PC, it’s worth switching over for it.

honestly this.

22 confirmed cases in Alabama, 12 are in Jefferson County. It's going to decimate the nigger population so THANK YOU CORONAVIRUS!

All those actions just signaled how shit everything really is. You don't pull out the nukes unless its an emergency and that is what they did.
Instead of confidence they instilled fear.
The only path left is down

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>le funny boomer meme
>Corona is a nothing burger, because of le car crashes
I swear, Corona has proven to be deadly. These boomers still making these ridiculous statements are going to be the first ones to die.

don't worry, they will go full totalitarian communist state and change the laws, fuck the constitution and do everything they want/need

Yeah, because it's literally true. it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

how does one's ass even get that sweaty?

Fuck jannies

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influenza and sars are different things. SWINE FLU IS THE SPANISH FLU AKA H1N1.

Your sister is now busy sucking BBC, deal with it incel

Lmao

REMINDER that DRACO antiviral drugs exist and were suppressed after they were proven to work
news.mit.edu/2011/antiviral-0810
wikiwand.com/en/DRACO

what do you guys think the liklihood of any sort of federal lockdown in the next two days is? i need to convince my gf to come hunker down she lives like an hour away.
i honestly dont think trump is gonna do shit yet and doubt it could even be effectively implemented but im worried

not him but im so pissed. a bunch of shit i was planning to do is cancelled, i better get to see the mummies at the science center
how are grocery stores doing anyway? i just got back from ohio and need to do some shopping tomorrow
honestly akron wasnt even that bad besides dumb shit like tp and lysol

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And FUCK NIGGERS

sell your butthole to raiders for beans

Breathing more intently and cant breath sometimes when I eat. Sometimes forget to breathe and catch myself.

Can always get worse chum.

this desu

March 7th, 2020

Rumors going around that a researcher who tried to escape the estate last night was shot. My entire body feels hot and itchy and I'm sweating all the time now.

I scratched the swelling on my chest and a piece of rotten flesh just dropped off. What the hell's happening to me?

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IIRC you pretty much had to be directly in contact with contaminated pigs or illegals who were around them to get H1N1.

Post pussy

think positive. if the virus makes people sterile there will be a bigger market for AI/android gfs and the technology will advance fast.

>muh death
fuck off, if a lot of people get infected, what will happen u stupid nigger?
none will go to work, economy will collapse, lots of idiots will try to go the hospital and collapse the system, leaving those with real problems fucked
fucking idiot, that why ur continent is being overun by sandniggers

city?

>itchy
zombies soon

256stuff.com/gray/docs/body_mass_index_bmi.html

supposedly in Seattle they won't treat you if you are
over 40
have organ issues
have a BMI over 25

and fuck Bill Gates

It's real they can't suddenly change it as it is binded by constitution it is by the very defintion a crime on the same level as genocide.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_imprisonment

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Playing Fallout 1

Dude I’m so whacked out I Genuinely entertain the notion of reptilians and flat earth. I’m as far from a cianigger as you’ll ever find.

Reminder...
The antibodies of corona-chan cure pathogen-X.
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OGRE
G
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komonews.com/news/coronavirus/inslee-on-ignoring-covid-19-social-distancing-your-actions-could-kill-someone-stop-it

OPEN YOUR EYES

THERE IS NO CORONAVIRUS

ALL 169,556 CASES ARE CRISIS ACTORS

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Coquimbo/La Serena

actually not in every place but yeah, kinda right, kinda not.

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what about if the rumours of an ontario shutdown by ottawa are true

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>and fuck Bill Gates
who? meeee?

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weak bait, I don't want to hear about your cuck fantasies

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RECORD SOMETHING user
SHOW US

Schools in Shasta County, CA are closing for 3 weeks. Sort of. They may stay open as day care centers so parents can go to work.

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mynorthwest.com/1768155/rantz-restaurants-bars-closing-coronavirus/

whelp won't be seeing y'all at the denny's

based and RE:pilled

7 days to die, want to try pathologic 2, some total war warhammer II maybe some other TW titles, maybe try some LoL again, maybe some D3

based

who else was going to eat that whale meat?

which one?

Dude. Not flat earth. You can verify this tonight...

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worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/germany/

Can any German fag verify these numbers?

Washington resturants will be closed tomorrow

Chinese people are subhuman and this is a pro gook psy op

then read the shit about italy and look at the date it was posted

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Obviously because swine flu wasn't that big of a deal, countries wouldn't risk collapsing their economies if it was "just a flu". Normally I don't trust a thing most governments do, unless it's a move to make certain people and groups more money, but with the way China had to go full lockdown and is now having their electric boogaloo lockdown 2 their is reason to worry.

Hiding out in an old abandoned castle if the world really does end. Who wants in? Remember to shout "FUCK TRANNY JANNIES!" on approach so i know you're a friend.

Bill was one of the first people to say this is bigger than we are told and said that corona might trump the spanish flu.

ya no shit nigga, this never happens

Yep, I'm thinking Chilel is based. This is the UK strategy but enacted by dumb people.

ACCELERATE Corona-chan!

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So.
once this whole thing blows over anybody want to catch lunch and swap collapse stories?

20% OF THE YOUNG(ZOOMERS) WHO GET SICK IN ITALY NEED EXTREME HELP.

THEY'RE ALL OUT OF HOSPITALS.

Conservatives get to the rope, too.

Leftists and conservatives both gave us shit in the beginning. Conservatives are being too retarded to change their behavior or accept reality outside of the simulacrum they've created full of Jesus, Monday night football, and muh greatest ally.

Conservatives are to the right what progressives are to the left: A fucking cancer.

Holy cow, I hadn't even thought about blood donation. They are running low and asking for blood. But how can they be sure the donor doesn't have corona? Does it not transmit through blood donation?

Lol an actual nigger here.

Exactly, this is gonna be a full on crash and they're just trying to pump the brakes so they can get off before then.

They really fucked us this time around.

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