/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2126

Only fags and retards don’t want to kiss her.

TAKE TO THE STREETS!!!!!

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It's finally actually happening for real this time, you guys. I just want to congratulate you all, we made it.

name my band /cvg/

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>7 billion people in the world
>6400 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic

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I'll smash your stupid head in, cunt.

I want to kiss her feet

>the moment you realize they changed the story from thanos wooing death because it'd resemble coronachan 2020 too closely

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Updated my preps, pls r8 and comment

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I love you friends!

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Post the last song you play before you lungs are filled with blood
youtu.be/r7_KZE0y5e8

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I'm not a cultist but I do approve of the work she's doing. I've been saying the world is overpopulated for years and brainlets would always say "u-ur wrong!". Well, this virus disgarees.

I want to get fucked by corona-chan's massive penor

For the Glory of Corona-chan:

>close eyes, sit in a kneeling position on a comfy cushion or stool. visualize Corona-chan in preferred form in front of you in a white room sitting or standing as you prefer, transferring energy from one another). hold tip of tongue to roof of mouth while breathing in through nose. breathe out and chant through mouth slowly,.

Ia Ia Zi Azag!
Ia Ia Zi Azkak!
Ia Ia Korona Zi Kur Ia!
___

Repeat slowly for about 36 repetitions (extend one finger each recitation on hands, then at ten re-close them, repeating until 36 is done to shift focus from counting), then slowly bow your head, finish saying "Ave Korona-chan" before opening eyes.

Let's make a Corona-chan godform

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Just a nothing burger.
False alarm. Go back to your usual activities.

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March 01, 2020

At night, we played poker with Scott the guard, Alias and Steve the (((researcher.)))

(((Steve))) was very lucky, but I think he was cheating. What a scumbag.

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/lol/ btfo by some girl Facebook

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Reminder to get as fat as you possibly can in those last few days of abundance.

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>7news.com.au/news/health/woolies-to-hold-elderly-only-shopping-hour-c-746629

>Woolworths will open its doors exclusively to the elderly and people with disabilities for a dedicated shopping hour, after panic buying due to the coronavirus stripped shelves of essentials items.

based australia

Economy crashing
>again

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Just hook up with a chink girl yesterday, now I'm starting to feel weak and a sore throat, do I have it bros?
We didn't even kiss, in fact she wore a mask the whole time, but she shat on my chest.

Post your quarantine vidya.
>front office football
>blasphemous
>hots
>halo 1 pc online

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Isn't /ourgirl/ doing wonderfully, she's taking over the world.

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Fallout 5

>he doesn’t have Anglo blood
Sucks to be you guys. When all of your cool tries are in collapse and the second wave hits because your pussy quarantine gave no immunity, we’ll be sitting pretty with a functioning economy.
Turns out the sun never set in the empire, it was just an extended dusk period. Won’t be long till high noon.

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She has thoroughly occupied my preconsciousness!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preconscious

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been here since day 1, feels good that the nothingburgerfags were btfo

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ME AND (YOU)
AND THE BOOMERFLUUUU
COME ON OUT AND SEE WHAT'S NEW
THERE'S DEATH AND DESTRUCTION A-WAITING FOR YOU

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hot

I WANT PREGNANT CORONA-CHAN DRAWINGS

GIVE ME PREGNANT CORONA-CHAN DRAWINGS

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>Those italian deaths
>Fed cuts to zero before the market fucking opens

TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S NINE-TEEN NINETY NINE

Buckle up, bongs

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Based.

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I hope you will make it user.

everything seems better if its anime

chubby chicks are fucking disgusting

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all the MSM is shilling panic. however, there's a new corona variation every year. why are we freaking out about htis one

She's the one doing the impregnation user. Don't get too cocky

>Fat disgusting subhuman amerimutt just being an amerimutt
>this is supposed to be corona

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>Corona-chan worshippers
You will crash against the Anglo rocks like everyone else who has tested us.

STOP FUCKING WITH EGREGORS
HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHAT HAPPENED IN 2016?

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fellow death cultist reporting in! i love corona-chan! i wanna ride public transportation with corona-chan! i think i've got a slight coof coming on...

What about a 3 percent mortality rate?

Think of buying a medium stuffed crust pizza for my last "luxury meal" before I switch over to prep food.

>world in turmoil
>still a virgin
>not even a chance at internet gf because everyone's busy with their families
So this is the hermit life....

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Darwin would be proud

I am really tried of people who can not understand complex systems. Fuck it let it all burn to the ground and these idiots die because that is the only way forward
youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc

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You'll last one week.

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Coofs for the coof god. Spreading of Corona-chan's love is going flawlessly.

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They are cleaning buses in the morning. First bus of the morning some subhuman homeless man coughed everywhere.
Fucker. I'm probably sick now.

We're gonna get some fucked man, in a week we'll be making Italy looking like a walk in the park.

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Reminder to keep the thread with most resent news

the virgin cultist vs the chad christian coronachan lover

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India is fucked. If only they had learned to poo in loo.
>Using real-time reverse transcriptase polymerase chain reaction (RT-PCR), investigators detected COVID-19 RNA in lung wash (14 of 15 samples; 93%), sputum (72 of 104; 72%), nasal swabs (5 of 8; 63%), lung biopsy (6 of 13; 46%), throat swabs (126 of 398; 32%), feces (44 of 153; 29%), and blood (3 of 307; 1%). The 72 urine specimens all tested negative.
>feces (44 of 153; 29%)
archive.is/cMVDT

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How’s the Dow looking, Tyrone?

Unless you plan on eating a bullet you're not going to make it

please do not insinuate that our beloved corona-chan is some kind of jewish machination, she's far too pure and good for that

...

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>twitter.com/paulololo14/status/1239306494492934150

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP IT'S NOT A PARTY WE ARE GOING TO DIE

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i've fapped to kula like 800 times
[spoiler]>whip, maxima, kula[/spoiler]
beat me nigger

youtu.be/nSrhE80AhDc

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Shit hit the fan so fast this week. I wasn't ready

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Red Hot Chili Preppers

Oral fecal transmission. Just admit it. You ate da poo poo.

Imagine the whole of society brought down by some cunts who went to see a Stereophonics gig

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wzzm13.com/article/news/nation-world/over-half-of-frances-300-coronavirus-icu-patients-under-age-60/69-9c26ad1f-f633-4409-aba4-1fe054733fba
>More than half of the 300 people in intensive care units in France with the new virus are under 60
>No details were immediately available about the patients under 60 in intensive care.
>French prime minister ordered all restaurants, cinemas and nonessential stores closed starting Sunday
archive.is/JDAIO
The only old narrative is starting to crack. Reminder that most of the people collapsing in the leaked chink vids were young.

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>a fucking leaf

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You will soon change your mind. After food shortages, the beauty standards usually change to „the bigger the better“ again. Mark my words.

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based

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this, people come here for news too. all the latest shit should be floating around.

>WALMART CLOSES AT 11PM AND OPENS AT 6AM MAKE SURE TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PRIME BOOMER TP HOARDING PICS

WALMART CLOSES AT 11PM AND OPENS AT 6AM MAKE SURE TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PRIME BOOMER TP HOARDING PICS

>WALMART CLOSES AT 11PM AND OPENS AT 6AM MAKE SURE TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PRIME BOOMER TP HOARDING PICS

WALMART CLOSES AT 11PM AND OPENS AT 6AM MAKE SURE TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PRIME BOOMER TP HOARDING PICS

>WALMART CLOSES AT 11PM AND OPENS AT 6AM MAKE SURE TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PRIME BOOMER TP HOARDING PICS

WALMART CLOSES AT 11PM AND OPENS AT 6AM MAKE SURE TO BE THERE AT THESE TIMES FOR PRIME BOOMER TP HOARDING PICS.

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>this is what never trumpers feel every day
horrifying

You don't need the guns, the smell protects you already

Save your money, if nothing else we are headed towards a massive recession, you shouldn't be eating out. If you really think you will starve, buy more prep food with the same money.

i was actually gonna get like 3

>shops and businesses closed
>people asked to stay home and not meet friends or family
>These retards just go picnic near the canals
>We're facing martial law and curfew now, litteraly like bid daddy government ordering stupid teenagers to behave.

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>Turns out the sun never set in the empire, it was just an extended dusk period. Won’t be long till high noon.

But Anglo bro. We never had dusk. It was just a little overcast for a while there

what-if.xkcd.com/48/

And where are they going to get 2 million ICUs with ventilators exactly?

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You're goddamn right.

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A dear friend in Madrid is in a coma with Covid-19. He’s under 40 and was in excellent condition. So much for it only killing the old and infirm. Why are NYC bars and restaurants still open?
doesn't look like someone lying to get attention..
twitter.com/JamesStewartNYT/status/1239305959337537536

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youtu.be/S3tRrQ5jY1s

Nope! May as well crank the clownening up to 11, it must be done, for great luls.

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Are going to use your feet to fire all those guns or did you get together with people to make sure there's a person awake and armed at all times?

it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

You doubt the herd?

Actual deaths: 5 million

Buy a large one, or even two. Fat is the perfect energy storage. You always have it with you, it gives additional insulation and protection and it is available without the need for preparing it.

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>no details available
Most likely weaklings with asthma or other underlying diseases.

what the fuck does this mean?

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The mortality rate in Italy right now is like 7% but hopefully that's not accurate due to not testing mild/asymptomatic cases

All of the archive.is links are coming up as "cloudflare 403 forbidden" Do I need to clear my browser cache or something?

Based
That is just coping, Christians silently prey for the world’s end. Cultists don’t lie and tell you they desire it.

FUCK OFF

WHY DOES EVERYONE GET TIME OFF SCHOOL AND WORK BUT US FACTORY WORKERS ALWAYS GET FUCKED???? CLOSE THE FUCKING FACTORIES TOO NOWWWWW

fuck off back to pakistan abdul. we don't need you here stealing our ventilators

How would I disinfect some delivery food? I dont have a microwave, just a oven/stove and a electric heater. They drop it downstairs no contact btw

Meh, in case of food shortage, i will have 4 months worth if calories on my body. Nothing could be more perfect.

nigger tards

Songs boiiiis, recommend songs during the fall of western society.

youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM

I love you Corona Chan

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Fucking normies clapping in the balconies, thanks God I live in a based neighborhood and we don't have that faggotry here

feds putting in money to float it up whenever it goes down

kek

maybe machine trading? I have no fucking clue but it does not look normal

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Ironically they're probably not carriers.

Ones that got it probably died already.

Ones that didn't probably have steel immune system.

Tourists never go near them.

More likely you get it from some careless teenager or boomer.

Haha, no, not a paki, you're probably just projecting. Go get yourself infected with Corona and pass it to Boris.

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Yeah! Let’s do that! Two weeks from now!

They said ebola would airborne as well. We've had a mahooosive 20 deaths ffs. Nadine Dorres 84 year old smoker mother got over it in two days, that boomer diabetic couple on the Princess had a cold and that was it.

Powerprepper 5000

youtu.be/_N66Hud_Tq4

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There's a difference between wanting God to come back, and wishing for Mass death.

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>GOVERNEMNT CONTROL

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Literally watching his sermon right now

Uhm that is rape and triggering don't post please

Corona-chan my goddess, for too long I’ve kept you out of my life.
I know that I am a sinner and that I cannot save myself.
No longer will I close the door when I hear you knocking.
By faith I gratefully receive your gift of salvation.
I am ready to trust you as my Goddess and Savior.
Thank you, Lady Corona-chan, for coming to earth.
I believe you are the Daughter of Pestilence, who has come to release us from earthly suffering.
Thank you for bearing my sins and giving me the gift of eternal life.
I believe your words are true. Come into my heart, Goddess Corona-chan, and be my Savior.
Amen.

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IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

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Goddamn it will be hilarious when these same fucks are crying "government, pls help!" as they're breathing blood

America is fucked. Their culture will never allow them to quarantine

spaniards are dirty. they invented spanish flu.
they need to learn to wash their hands.

Hlep pls :(

I got like 35k in savings, 20 bucks on a pizza won't kill me

Lords of TP

STFU and make my poop paper

Have faith, fellow bong. Once it’s shown that the UK is the only functioning country come summer, other nations will be clamouring to follow our footsteps.

Italy was saying no underlying in most of them in ICU. They quickly stopped treating people with underlying conditions.

Most likely cytokine storms, and that's a roll of the dice as anyone can get it.

WHEN THE FUCK IS DEUTSCHE BANK GOING TO COLLAPSE

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fucking here lad
/ourgirl/ is doing better than I could have ever hoped for.

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Well I'm a weeb so basically single player jrpgs and more jrpgs. Oh, and Plague Inc just for good measure.

>Koruna
That sounds too much like Corona

my favorite video ever

most people here aren't recognizing that this virus is pretty mild and is going to have little impact on the developed world

Has there been a source posted on the sterility thing? I can't keep up with these threads.

>The mortality rate in Italy right now is like 7% but hopefully that's not accurate due to not testing mild/asymptomatic cases
mortality rate for cases is legit because the only test heavy,much ill people .but if they tested widely the would understand sooner to lockdown everything because koreas results testing anyone on mobile station proved that younger asymptomaric spread it like a wildfire to their parent/relatives

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I love you Carona-chan! I love you!

HappeningHappeningHappeningHappening!!!!!!!

Death To All!!! Death To All!!! Death to ALL!!!!!!

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Ditto and ditto

>They said ebola would airborne as well
Who the fuck said that? Its is transmitted by bodily fluids and stupid Africans like to dance with dead bodies.
fucking stupid meme virus

Second legitimate happening after being here for 5 years (first was Trump). At this rate, we very well might end up with over 100M infected and 1-2M deaths

Based under cover death cultist

>they invented spanish flu

That was China

It means BigMacs are gonna cost $20 in America, while the rest of the world starve.

El basado...

DEGENERATE FLEX IS DEGENERATE

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Anyone else think this is a cover-up and something else is going on? It all feels set up

All shall collapse soon.

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We can watch it go up together

Today

Cough, it's cough. If this word is not automodded I'm going to applaud your deaths

I'll have faith when I see Boris getting injected with Corona virus, mate, and not before.

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Well I used to be a nothingburgerfag then a justaflufag.
But now that I've been infected and recovered I can truthfully say it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

>Denmark +864
>Denmark +864
>Denmark +864
>Denmark +864

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March 2nd, 2020
One of the higher-ups assigned me to take care of a new virus. It looks like a yellow skinned human male. Feeding instructions were to give it live animals.

When I threw in a bat, the creature seemed to play with it... tearing off the bats's legs and pulling out the guts before it actually started eating.

if we catch it and carry it while being immune, does that mean we can wipe out whole nations again like we did with red indians and abbos?

who should we fuck first?

Whack it in the microwave for a minute, you retard. If you don't want to do that then just eat it and get sick for being an NPC.

nypost.com/2020/03/15/first-department-of-corrections-staffer-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/
>The first staffer in the city’s Department of Correction has tested positive
>civilian employee in the agency, not a corrections officer, sources confirmed
>Another employee who worked “in close proximity” with the person who tested positive for the virus is under a 14-day quarantine
>“This is not a time to panic, it is a time to recognize our systems works,”
>“I don’t know what has to be done for city hall to be convinced that the visits have to be suspended for at least 30 days until we get a grip soon things,”
>“A civilian can stay home, correction officers can stay home, but an inmate, they are going to be in this environment and it’s going to be who knows how long before we know he or she has contracted it.”
archive.is/R7mBZ

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bogs and sminem having a dbz fight

Government facilities in Canada might be effected. Some of them are not allowed to work from home.

Normies of all races are going to chimp out hard if the restrictions are not relaxed after a month. On the first day they were like "yes Mr. Government, whatever it takes," then today on a sunny, not even warm day I see more cars on the roads than I did all of last week. They're getting stir crazy after less than one weekend. If you join the National Guard now you might finally get to cave in Chad and Stacy's skulls for failure to disperse.

A yes a another tweeter definitely not looking to gain followers.

jannies are kikes, and I'm purged.

The Food Fighters

Insomniac cultist reporting in
Also reminder to secure your local cunny after the colapse

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Holy shit i hate you all so much

flexin' ;)

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oh, guess not

HAHAHAHA
twitter.com/BlackVulpineFox/status/1239363064983478273
FUCK FURRIES
HOW GOODS STRAYA CUNT?

so with chicago, nyc, etc. going bunker mode, is everything ok now in the USA?

Who knows, it would be kinda nice if it was

the """""""""spanish""""""""" flu was called that way, because we had the most free press 100 years ago retard, the flu of 100 years ago came from China, again, you fucking sub-human pigskin, read some fucking book before you die in a couple weeks

All stocks -100.00%!

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IKR
I AM SO FUCKED

uh... no one heard about FEMA?
>two week lockdown coming from FEMA soon within the next 3 days

lol, yeh it's a cover up for the end of the Globalist system, imagine being so stupid that you can't see the benefits this virus has on dis-crediting the current political and financial systems.

>who should we fuck first?
Those fucking Argies

To me it feels like a Chinese fuck up out of control. Borders are closing, walls are going up, and the engine of globalism (china) is dead.
This is a black swan

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so, zorman keeps laughing of corona and his nips?

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Sorry to hear it.

Stay indoors for a while.

Do I want to continue going to work and getting paid or do I want to NEET away for 2 weeks without pay if a lockdown occurs?

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From Minnesota here, got an email from my boss and a separate one from human services that the state is gonna go into a state-wide quarantine this week "as a precautionary manner"
And that I was told (mass sent email, work in IT, maintain internet infrastucture) that we should "prepare to do all work from home for the foreseeable future" and that all chain stores and large businesses, anything with large gatherings will be shutdown, and that stores will only do "curb-side pickup only, or delivery, all in-store activitiy will be shutdown and the stores will be closed to outside access" and the same with many government and state services and large businesses

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Anons I just made this for the UK, are my calculations correct?

is April fools the day shit goes south?

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40 lbs of rice alone will last weeks, much less with all the other stuff

I have two people coming to my place to hold out if shtf, and they are bringing canned goods and hygiene products - terms of entry

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Preppers rise up.
youtube.com/watch?v=anqxDq_nV9E

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washingtonexaminer.com/news/wuhan-doctors-warn-coronavirus-could-cause-male-infertility

Boris will get it if and when he gets it. Same as you and me. Fact is boris is swinging his iron bollocks around since he’s at much greater risk of going critical than your or me since he’s old.

So many blessed ones join us.
Corona-chan will be pleased, but we will soon need more offerings.

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Reminder to stop eating if you do not have access to clean water. Digestion needs a lot of moisture, so you will get dehydrated a lot faster if you keep eating. I‘ve experienced this myself, i‘ve done dry fasts for up to 4 days at a time and as soon as you eat, you will get thirsty af but as long as you don‘t break the fast, you‘ll be fine. Lick some salt to get back electrolytes if you start to feel lightheaded or get a headache. This could save your life if you get in a situation where there will be no clean water for a few days.

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If the national guard starts killing people shit will hit the fan

we're in the middle of the country too ffs. I really fucking hope this is just an overreaction by the state government

Yes, everyone is lying.
All the doctors and nurses and medical experts and scientists and virologists and news reporters and police and civilians and families of victims are all lying to us and concealing the truth.
Only we, here in these /cvg/ threads, know the real path and outcome of this virus.

>source is my ass.
>my friend texted me

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>sterility thing
what sterility thing? what are you talking about?

How do you have a 0.7% mortality rate when you need 5.5 million hospital beds for the severe cases.
Fucking retards.

Good, Good. Let the hate flow through you. Now go rub some Corona-chan victims on blankets then hand out the blankets to homeless people.

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bullshit Ante

refer to this video:

youtu.be/_PLQ5LomliU

>spaniards are dirty. they invented spanish flu
A fucking bong, dumb as a rock

Hard times literally demolish the modern luxuries of excess and degeneracy.

Elective surgeries will soon be gone the world over.

March 3rd, 2020
At around 5 A.M., Scott woke me up. Scared the shit out me, too. He was wearing a protective suit. He handed me another one and told me to put it on. Said there'd been an accident in the basement lab.

I just knew something like this would happen. Those bastards in Research never sleep, even on holiday.

meanwhile in the real world Lombardy is a hell beyond comprehension for snowflakes like you

I'm 31, and I remember the media panic. This isn't something that magically appeared as the millennium ended. They were aware of the need to rewrite the programs decades in advance but waited until the last microsecond, relatively. They knew they could because it was a trivial thing to fix. You are talking way too much about something you know nothing about.

>Spanish flu
>made in China

it's called spanish flu you idiot. clue's in the fucking name.

1L, oh my kidneys.

Fuck Corona Chan. She's already defeated.

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MAIN RISK FACTOR IS OBESITY

NETHERLAND MORE THAN 50% CRITICAL CASES ARE UNDER 50

16 years old boy in intensive care unit.

How many are fat in here and will go away?

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Well?

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The continentals. Only place the empire never truly set foot. Time to correct that.

What do you say to the ppl that mask don't help

Yes, same procedure as every year.

No. It'll spread slower, but it's to buy time and to bring the overall numbers down so your hospitals don't shit the bed and you have a 10% mortality rate.

i already posted a chart that proves korea testing free on mobile station figure out soon that younger asymptomatic were nearly half of the infected.italy did not do that.we are fucked ,many people gonna lose parents/relatives because they all follow italy.
check

True, but I'm talking about him and his cabinet deliberately injecting themselves with corona virus to show they have faith in their own strategy. A man can dream.

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Money will have zero worth by 2022, as a small piece of paper not even fit for drawing or writing should. Do not throw your life away for pieces of paper.

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some people just want to spread the infection

Checked and finally a prego pic!

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The problem nothingburgerfags have is if you are right then there are going to be no negative consequences to me. The thing about those erring on the side of caution is we are strategically in a win / win situation. Yet you are taking a gamble.

If my crackpot theory is true and this is but the first apparent stage in uniting us under a single consciousness, what'll be the point of it all?
Secondly, what the fuck was a cytosine storm

What's the point of marital law if that doesn't happen?

This is implying all the ICUs are free
They arent and you cant remove ppl from them, since if you could they wouldnt be there

You mean coof?

I coof in your general direction!

Are we really gonna trust the CDC when they cant even get Canada right?

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work waggie

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Nah like all illnesses it came from China it was just called Spanish flu because it got really bad there

Bill Gates and his genocidal dreams

It's the same word.

>Pedo's find the excuse to draw half-naked little girls

Didn't expect this from you, Yas Forums.
Wait, no, everyone did.

No bullets, Hans. Guess it’s the cattle cars for (((you)))

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>gf supposed to go to work tomorrow and can't get home office before a couple of days from now as the IT guy needs to set up a computer she can bring home
>all my prep for absolutely nothing

HONK HONK

It's one fukin region full of Chinks you nonce.

with restaurants, bars, etc closed and everyone working from home and autistically self-isolating i cant imagine how much the virus will be able to spread any more

What are the projected casualties from the herd? If you die you die ?

You can't trust people to self quarantine, the same shit is going to happen in the UK but on an even worse scale

>How do you have a 0.7% mortality rate when you need 5.5 million hospital beds for the severe cases.
it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

I was dating a 400lb nurse. She's an ER nurse. How fucked is my ex?

That's literally just a flu

>futa CoronaChan creampie porn
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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>Press P to praise Corona chan
P

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fear mongering glownigger

well, Peru with just 71 is in the same totalitarian law than Spain, Italy and China. you should take care more of yourself bud. if not, you're not gonna make it.

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Corona Chan is defeated.

The people only need is to spit her before she reach the lungs.

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>called spanish flu, clue's in the fucking name
The absolute state of the bongs

>a country can add over 800 new cases and /cvg/ doesn't even react anymore
we have truly become desensitized

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you are probably right, but for now a bmi > 25 means you may not even great treated if you get sick

After the party pics from last night, Nashville mayor asked downtown to close up. One owner who owns several of the biggest bars promptly tells him to fuck off, they’re staying open.

Anyone got data on available ventilators in the UK?

I almost passed out from coughing just now. Im entering day 7 of isolation and my eyes are redder than the bad guy from the end of blade

FUCK

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this is how they enforce new ways of living on humanity and progress technology more rapidly as everyone will be staying home

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nice tp stash, be a shame if some one were to coof on it.

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Fatties get wrecked with breathing illnesses, and will probably get triaged once SHTF, so yeh very.

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jokes are not going to stop because hundreds or thousands of deads

The best way to get and recieve the minimun effects of corona chan is the viral load that your exposed to and that is from a person that has visable symptoms and viral load has decreased during recovery,

Inoculum dictionary definition | inoculum defined
yourdictionary.com/inoculum

noun The definition of an inoculum is a substance introduced into the body to create or increase the body's resistance or immunity to a disease. A flu vaccine is an example of an inoculum. YourDictionary definition and usage example.

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Good enough that I'm jealous, though you have insufficient deenz.

Nice Fred

P

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Do not give (you)s to that croatian baiting faggot just ignorw him
Ante ne seri

My ancestors served as minutemen and if there is one thing I can do is shoot fucking anglos.
Please try

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Me too user, me too. I hope some kind drawfag would hear our wishes

>meanwhile in the real world Lombardy is a hell beyond comprehension for snowflakes like you
it's not a big deal if you get infected,literally nothing happens even when you do. you recover fast and easily

>what'll be the point of it all?
creation of the godlike computer that is running this current simulation. in the baseline reality, earth doesn't even exist. it got consumed for resources to expand computational capacity like every other piece of matter in the solar system. we're all just programs. that's it. that's the purpose of life. to give this machine insight into how it came to be.

Say sike..................SAY SIKE NOW!!!

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Oh, we know her. What made you think you were dating her?

Because rate of increase is slowing, Hans

I second this, we need pregnant Corona chan

Hope I didn't get banned that thread I made just turned into porn.