/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2125

Queridos mi perú acaba de cerrar sus fronteritas.
estoy muy triste quiero regresar ya.
orz

Marital law is long overdue. There is absolutely no reason for the delay since it is inevitable.

I WANT CORONA CHAN TO HAVE BIGGER BOOBS

Why isn't
emcrit.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/COVID-19-3-6.pdf
on the thread links?

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I live in San Antonio. Redpill me on what to expect

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> lockdown USA
?

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isn't that austrian flag

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Multiple AL state offices closed until 2nd week of April

why does the cvg op never ever have any good news? what does they mean by this?

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>6.4k deaths
Did we just skip the 5ks?

what do I buy? I'm thinking quinoa and black beans, but is there some secret redpilled food I need? I'm assuming I'm prepping for either quarantine or food supply disruption.

I just want Corona-chan to lay on top of me like that oh my goddddddddddddddddddd

>DAY 2 OF /LOCKDOWN/
>BORED OUT OF MY MIND

WORSE THAN THE VIRUS ITSELF

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You guys are eating breads too fast. Someone give me a better version of this:

How long is the blue line in pic related?

>US population: 327.2m
>Estimate total eventually infected: 40% to 70%
>10% of patients require hospital stays
>10 day mean hospital stay
>Total hospital beds US: 924,107

Other assumptions:
>Perfect utilization of beds - unrealistic
>No military hospital beds made available - how much can they do this?
>No pre-immunity die off
>No re-infection

Upper Bound: 327.2 * .7 * .1 * 10 / 924107 = 247.85 days
Lower Bound: 327.2 * .4 * .1 * 10 / 924107 = 141.62 days

Is there a better estimate? What variables are missing?

I'm not trying to model this virus, I want to know the limits of the "flatten the curve" strategy.

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ALMOST ONE MILLION LIVES SNUFFED AWAY IN AN ACT OF SENSELESS CRUELTY.
GUHha-GUHAHAHAHAHA!

youtube.com/watch?v=WjSUwTXh0FU

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Welcome to Costco; I love you.

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I feel like this shit was scarier back when it was entirely contained in China, now that it's everywhere I don't even care.

BORIS CLOSE THE SCHOOLS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MAN

Proverbs 22:3:
A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished.

So how long will it take for China's facade to crack? What do you lads think the real numbers are over there?

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No there was a shit load that it jumped that high

> lockdown Canada
?

clown world can't produce a vaccine for SARS since 2003, so why would there be a vaccine or a ""cure"" for SARS-CoV2?

> flag
ah shit what a waste of time :-\

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Don't worry my inca fren, everything will be just fine

What movie is this from?

vaccine is almost here bros :)

Ever been to big bend national park?

lads my throat is sore and i'm starting to coof a bit

1.386 Billion Dead

Short Everything

Buy the £

sideays austria

Welcome to Costco . . .

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How are the LGBTQIA2+ community going to cope with this virus? Hardest hit community by far.

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if 7 Master Chief from Halo dies from Covid-19

Good thing is that we wont receive more fucking venecos refugees for a while

and then granny and grandad have to look after the kids

are you retarded?

contracting disgusting chink viruses is part and parcel of living in a global society

Nice

Media pointing out how Singapore got just 226 cases and no deaths, and this is since january.
Are they covering their deaths, just disguising it as viral pneumonia, or they just need one more month for reinfection to kick in?

You know all those air force basic trainees that flood downtown every weekend? Now they all are spreading the kung flu.

I feel like I'm going to check tomorrow and we'll easily be in the 7ks

If first world nation are struggling then how hard will third world nations get hit by this?

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Who cares? They are a scourge just like the virus itself.

ADD Peru to lockdown for 15 days OP

I would rather take my chances with the virus.

YEET HERD IMMUNITY BRUV

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The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

BEWARE THE SECOND WAVE

BEWARE THE SECOND WAVE

BEWARE THE SECOND WAVE

anyone else more worried about quarantine than they are the actual virus? the whole thing doesn't seem so bad, but with all the panic, if they lock everything down for long enough I'll run out of food and then I'm fucked. the thought of that is infinitely more alarming than just getting the virus.

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>HERD IMMUNITY

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Imagine calling yourself a superpower and then starting a pandemic by eating R A W (as in not skinned) B A T S

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we're pretty much dead if we don't stay home. good thing we're lazy as fuck and like to stay home watching anime anyway.

Thundercuck video:
youtu.be/On1hWBn3Ofg

He walks

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Literally loathe the Conservatives but Boris is gunna come out of this smelling like roses, as per usual.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW LONG THIS SHIT STAYS IN THE AIR? IF SOMEONE COUGHS DOES IT JUST FLOAT IN THE AIR FOR HOURS

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This.

From what I've heard Singapore have been diligent about it and nipped it in the bud as soon as it reared its ugly head.

MA bros where we at

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we'll know soon enough if it's working. we probably waited too long though. so far the countries that have not exploded were the ones that reacted very quickly. once it starts to take off, it's very hard to control without draconian measures (aka wuhan style). even then, it's uncertain that a huge spike can be avoided at this point in the US and europe

Don't worry, there will be no vaccine.

Don't worry Pixi, the maou of the Round Table isn't a virologist

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TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK, TIME IS TiCKiNG! ThE eNd iS NeAr, TiME iS RuNNiNG OuT! tHeRe iS sOmE TiMe LeFt... UsE iT WiSeLY bEfoRe iTs ToO LaTE...

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Hello, normie.

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Letting us inherit the Malvinas once the britbongs collapse.

Vaccines take years to develop (and thats only to create one that MIGHT work)

Anyone who actually believe the bullshit lie that the gov created a vaccine in short time is retarded

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spit in my mouth Pavel I want immunity from what comes next

WE DIDN'T LISTEN

And

Idiocracy, great movie.

Some cunts gunna tell you 2213213114 hrs and u know it.

Bay area?

I don't care about the ramp to max capacity, or the decline from max capacity. I just want to know how long we have to stay pegged at capacity. It's a flat line, I don't see why we need a complicated model.

Fun fact we laugh at Peruvians all day mostly everyday, you niggas look like evolution never hit your race, thanks for the jobs too, and the easy women! peruANO