LOCKDOWN HAPPENING

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my dad works for Yas Forums and he's going to ban you for spreading fake news

don't want to alarm anyone but a grocery store just flew over my house

No. Stop posting this.

Fug

If you've been vaccinated, how can I give it to you?

This is fine. I'll take a couple weeks off. My company will keep paying me. I'll eat the food I've stashed, and I'll emerge cozier than ever before.

SPREAD THE DOOM

Lots more critical industries that cant be locked down lol

>10:30am
Prepared for gigantic traffic jams of wagies rushing home. I thought Trump only slept 6 hours.

lock down? Oooooh, you mean martial law to usher in their coveted NWO.

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kek if true then yanks are cucked by chink-virus

I don't doubt that a lockdown is coming, but the numbers are too small right now. Wait until you get above 50,000 cases. Shouldn't be long now with more states offering drive-thru testing.

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ILLEGAL QUESTION

where'd u get this user?

lol prints dir from computer
>eshields is fucking stupid

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR ANTI-SEMITISM!

My testicles have a ternary operator and your mom’s mouth is a wonderful receptacle for my spunk.

I have friends in the VA guard, and have heard this from local/state gov friends. The lockdown (in the capital region at least) will be six weeks. Will be announced in 48-72h from yesterday. Will be an actual lockdown, not "stay inside, social distancing, etc."

They'll use guard/police/etc. Prep now, and don't fucking go out.

I'm neet why should i be worried about this?
Nothing has changed and you normal fags are panicking for nothing

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There seem to be a lot of fathers that work for Nintendo. How many men do they employ?

so.... 2 weeks?

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Vaccines don't completely prevent you from contracting a virus. They increase your immunity to the virus so you're less likely to get it and it will be less severe if you do get it.

its longer than most people expect. itll be 6 weeks

no. i have it on good intel its coming this week

it means we'll all be comfy, user. and then we'll all be very not comfy, but having an absolute blast.

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moving the goal posts eh?

They'll do something before St Patrick's day on Tuesday, they pretty much have to.

Sorry we MIGA niggers only belive random chat logs if they are talking shit about Chyna, Iran or any other country that isnt kosher.

it's just a press alert for a conference, nothing special

Well it happened here

You've got a long way to go, young grasshopper.

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Where were you when Yas Forums became disinfo central?

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This is my fear since I interstate commute from Delaware to pa. Might call out, what do you think?

not that I have any way to prove this, but I have family in the capitol that are coming to stay with us, and they're doing it because of exactly what you're saying. I assumed they were blowing it out of proportion/acting on bad intel, but I was just happy people were taking it seriously so I said yes. I guess we'll see. do you have any indication how far outside the capitol they're setting the perimeter? I'm 4 hours north, so I'm assuming it's going to stop way below me. but just curious.

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If that's true I'm pissed. The pharmacy wouldn't answer the phone today and I need my medication. Sumbitches lol... they're asking for a storm if they do that, suddenly, tomorrow morning.

Yes, I understand what the letter is, but *see initial question*?

>pharmacies are closing
>utilities are closing
>cops roaming the streets and will leave you alone if you lie by telling them you're going to the grocery store
sure bud

it's what makes this place so effective, and it's always been this way. it's a mixture of unfiltered truth, and absolute bullshit, fed to you in exactly the same way, so no one knows what's what.
gives you a hell of a gut instinct after awhile, tho.

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Pharmacies will stay open ya doofus.

what meds. u on?

>UHHH IM GONNA IM DOOOOOM AHHHH OH GOD IM DOOOOOOOMING

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If this prediction is true, once the happening is over normies should seriously start some sort of lawsuit against mainstream media and the government if possible.

Yas Forums (and Reddit, and Weibo, and all these other non-MSM platforms) had actual verified info months in advance that people could have used to protect their families and the government could have used to keep their citizens safe. And they basically ignored it and didn't report on it.

Necessary infrastructure will remain open ya doofus

what the fuck is a "lawsuit" going to do?

are you retard there? wait nvm your flag says it all

The kind that stops former addicts from robbing people for fun.

if they give people time to anticipate, look what happens. O'Hare was a 6 hour wait, because people hopped the first fucking flight in when they found out Trump was restricting travel.
Look at what happened when Italy said they were locking down. people fucking ran.
when china said they were closing down, people literally ran roadblocks.
you either do this hard and fast, maintaining the element of surprise, or else you fail containment.

What about pharmacies?

Remember when the lock down was supposed to be at 5 EST this evening?

not what op says :)

who cares about the fucking normies? it's their own fault for lacking critical thinking skills. If you want to know shit, you figure it out yourself. If you want to stay alive, you take care of yourself. Imagine needing a talking head in a box to tell you what to think.

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Should we buy Corned Beef and cabbage early so they can't subvert the holiday? I don't care if they send in the SWAT team to try to stop me, I'm eating my briskett, potatoes, and cabbage and nobody can stop me.

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The wouldn't announce a lockdown midmorning for this very reason.

Can confirm. My wife’s son works at the Pentagon and says a full lockdown is incoming. Blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Natives, LGBTQPP, and women will be exempt though. Trust me on this guys, Jamal has never led me astray with his intel. Also, reply to this post or a nigger will tongue your anus tonight.

No. They would have to give way more notice for this to be even remotely effective.

Really nice, user.

america is such a " but my feelings!" country anymore I am 100% sure they will have shit like "we are delivering meals. Check meat, vegan, glutton free, and any allergies on form"

And am I supposed to clock out and go to work