Even all the emergency food is gone

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MREs were gone weeks ago. The kind of people that buy them but far in advance, numbnuts.

You're not getting it this shit was 2 month backordered 4 weeks ago

We're reaching clown world levels that shouldn't even be possible.

I learned in college that I can survive for a least a month with a jar of peanut butter.

>The USPS, Fedex, and USPS are no longer shipping freight. Deliveries will resume once statewide government closures and lockdowns end..

No refunds goy, but thanks for the money. Don't worry we will do the sameday shipping you paid hundreds of dollars for, once everything goes back to normal.

>even
Nigger it was first to go.

Just get frozen dinners then... The power isn't going to go out.

Liar we’ve been having rolling blackouts all week here in Toronto

How did you stretch a jar of peanut butter out over a month?

use it as bait to attract stray dogs

Cities and city fags will be the first to die. Have fun!

Pussies. Take a look at the Australian prices.

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That's just Canadian infrastructure, nothing to do with the Wu Flu.

I knew he'd become powerful, if only anyone listened.

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You should have been buying this shit in January at the latest.
You guys are fucked...dont go knocking, they wont even answer the door. Unless you can make a dynamic breach through a wall the doorway is the furthest you will get into a prepared defenders home.

The stupidly high bids are probably pranks

>laughs in incendiary
If I cant have it you cant either prepboi.

Can confirm some are.

these libtertarian niggers need to be gassed

just go outside and hunt something
you're not in the city... are you?

It's just a way to take advantage of people who have forgotten that the earth can provide everything you need. So much around you is edible, even before you've kill a critter. This is a way to profit from fear and ignorance. Part of me says, "Good for them", the other part wants to educate the ignorant, but I'm not sure that's possible.

>The stupidly high bids are probably pranks

I thought the same... but the sales went through. I also note that the sellers are paying a cut of the sale plus fees immediately after the auctions are ending. I went through something similar with the Sudanese Gold Rush that hit Australia back around 2008-2009. There's ALWAYS someone that will pay an absurd price for what they see as a valuable commodity. We have plenty of rich Asians who can't find toilet paper and will pay thousands of dollars if they can get a value pack.

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money laundering

>you're not in the city... are you?
You ask this after seeing the "food" he was looking at?

OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN

haha losers
i'm set for life

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I ordered several weeks ago and they've fucked me at every single level. They're now telling me to expect delivery (finally) in eight weeks. I've stocked up easily enough to last me that time but if the delivery service fucks up between now and then I'm going to be in line with the coofing normies who didn't prep.

WTF is wrong with you faggots?
Those are everyday prices, OMFG, please just STFU already.

Ontario lockdown in 25.5 hours

Could it be that aid money that was supposed to go to Haiti finally surfacing?

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>9.5 million price for toilet paper

I'm one hundred percent sure that this is someone sending 9.5 million to himself, probably from China. It's kind of genius when you think about it. It's like a wire transfer via Ebay.

been sold out for weeks

>Ah capitalism

If it was lower price it would sell out even faster to even less buyers

If it was lower price these scalpers would make less of a profit and there would be less motivation to sell "long term emergency food supply" in the first place

That's just your 3rd world Canadian infrastructure.

Fake fucking news you fuck

T. Shareholder

Don't be a faggot Jeff. Not everyone lives on Tancook so they don't know what we pay for shit tickets here.

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Good. You had plenty of time to prepare for an emergency

>Special financing available
>Making a down payment to wipe your ass
The US has evolved into full formed capitalism.

By pranks I mean organised between buyer and seller with the understanding that the seller will give back however much of the money was originally the buyer's (If they're not the same person even). If there is a fee to be paid to ebay, then they may just accept that as the price for getting their big joke immortalised in eBay's records.

Look closely, that one has no bids, its someone putting it up with a silly starting price who wont get any

You spelled corporatism wrong. The US hasn't been capitalist since 1913.

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Just post the in store prices.

Good thing I have some already...

top kek fren

isn't that supposed to be taken by state?

kek

yes we should just press on the gas even harder.

we should open it up to bidding where the billionaires and millionaires are served first in all aspects of life

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I have some too. Just wanted to see how bad it was after I noticed a ton of ammo sold out.

>This Item Is Out Of Stock

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get one of these. takes 5 minutes to install and you feel 10x cleaner

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>a toilet that pees back at you
Brilliant!

>in the middle of a global emergency
>why is all the emergency food gone????
retard slide thread kys

>Patriot Supply was selling coffee for 50% off at the beginning of the panic
>tfw held off
that will be my one regret

This must be satire

As if I needed more reason to call libertarians retarded

Some of these assholes (quite literally) will never experience Bidet Master Racehood.