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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/15/20
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>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/14/20
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>Pres Trump declares Natl State of Emergency over Corona-chan 3/13/20
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MAGA

MAGA

Awoo!

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The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular. All of this is an effort to restore the treason that was happening at the behest of China under the Obama-Biden administration.

Europeans depend heavily on Russian oil / gas. They do not like Russia having a lot of leverage over them in this way. Poland / Ukraine are the eastern border of Europe as far as Western Europeans are concerned, so they want NATO running a defensive corridor there.

The Middle East primarily sells oil / gas to China. They do not have pipeline access to Europe, and the United States blocks pipeline access to China via Afghanistan (which we occupy, for this exact reason).

In the middle of the Obama regime, they toppled Egypt / Libya, specifically by supporting rebels in eastern Libya. You probably don't know this, but eastern Libya is the highest per capita recruiting grounds for al-Qaeda anywhere in the world. They are the ones who were largely responsible for building IEDs that killed most of our troops in Iraq. Lots and lots of American blood on their hands. These are the people Obama supported against Gaddafi however.

Why? Libyan weapons stockpiles were shipped to Syria. The plan was to overthrow Syria and then Turkey. The intention here was to open a pipeline path from Saudi Arabia to Europe. The easiest way to do this is Jordan / western Iraq > Syria > Turkey > Europe

The fallout of such a pipeline opening up goes like this: Saudi energy becomes cheaper than Russian (easier to extract than Russian, but comparable delivery prices once a pipeline is available from Saudi Arabia to Europe). Europe switches to ME energy. Russia then has to switch to selling to China. Afghanistan is no longer valuable real estate in controlling Chinese energy sovereignty. The West has no controllable territory between Russia and China to cut supplies > China obtains effective energy independence, superpower status

MAGA!

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Maybe if I lick a Korean I can get a month off

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after wearing the darn toughs for the last couple of hours, it seems that the tightness on the top of the foot is gone

never had socks that you needed to "break in" before

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> wind and solar
Wew lad

is he like losing his mind or something?

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Awoovement!

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Jesus, how does this guy speak entirely through his nose?

Are Joe's meds wearing off?

Imagine actually being a democrat and watching this

How much longer is this - a half hour or an hour & half?

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MAGA

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>READ MY LAPS

NO

MORE

FACKING

FRUCKING

What if all the Latino people in our country died immediately? Would or country recover?

are we going on a golden bull run after this recession?

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This debate is so lame. Bernie is the biggest wimp ever.

>Maybe if I lick a Korean I can get a month off
Post licking.

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DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER
LISTEN, FAT
I'LL SLAP YOU ACROSS THE FACE

So what about the other 80 percent of our energy need, not counting the massive extra capacity we will need in order to switch every vehicle to electric.

When is he gonna maga already?

What does the supply chain situation look like for bootleg Awoos?

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His mind was lost long ago

>Maybe if I lick a Korean
That's not how you make white babies, user.

It's awoo time
start awooing
this is a command

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Our heroin supply line would be irrevocably shattered

as long as they're still paying me i'm fine writing horrible code at home
it's too bad there's so many dumb rules so i'm gonna spend most of tomorrow just figuring out how to do it right

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>I WROTE THAT BILL
>I CREATED THAT LAW
>I WAS THE FIRST TO SUPPORT THAT
>I SUPPORTED THAT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE
>I TRIED TO PASS THAT 30 YEARS AGO
>I'VE BEEN FIGHTING FOR THAT MY ENTIRE CAREER
>THAT WAS MY IDEA

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Shhhh

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Less air, cheaper that way

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We wouldn’t even notice, we would just give the cleaning jobs back to the Irish.

watch how bernie keeps hanging his head down when he's being talked about. fucking beta move

GAY

Bernie supporter here
It is so crazy how my wife's boy friend still likes trump after the virus shit

Will it get better?

WE MUST WELCOME THE UNDOCUMENTED. OUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT!

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Based

Sweet, will I get a qt 3.14 gf?

This guy is a fucking goldmine, Christ. Such good shit every time.

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>Joe Biden pledges to pick a female vice president

my prediction of a biden kamala ticket is coming true

But air is free, why do you think Jews have such large noses?

>What if all the Latino people in our country died immediately? Would or country recover?
The Jews would just import more of them. Now, if Corona were to wipe out the Jews, the niggers, the poos, and the spics all together…

OMG bros, I'm worried.

What if biden loses?

based Ron Reagan dabbing on the Christcucks and other sandnigger worshippers

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Are miracles as bad as I think they are?

How can an Ethiopian jew make a white baby in the first place, user. Use your head for something.

Will I get a traditional huwhite Mormon gf?

It'd be awful, wages would increase, there'd be less crime, and California would lose half their electoral votes. Imagine living in such a nightmare.

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>the scientists underestimated the danger
You mean they thought the point of no return was 2016 and now it's 2021?

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Don't ever tell me what to do.

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It will be Warren as an attempt to win over the Bernie voters.

He's just hyperaware, the normalniggers are playing a charade

Nein, Reggie friend, then they will find out my sick fetishes.

Citation needed

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Will I finally get that qt gf I've been praying for?

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They're great socks!

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the market's as robust as ever

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NORM NOOOOOOOO!!!

>Nein, Reggie friend, then they will find out my sick fetishes.
I NEED THIS.

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Let's see

Still on the fence about it
Not sure they are $25 worth of socks yet

>a biden kamala ticket
No, he ran with a nigger (Obama) already. This time he'll nominate the first Native American to ever hold VP office, who will also be the first woman to hold that office.

>having sick fetishes
shiggy diggy

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>fuck my life

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ID: PWnd

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Lel they sent you home too, my workstation is already top shit. Everyone normalnigger sees it calls it fucking nuts.

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Tfw "Social Distancing" is literally just your average 4channer's life over the past five years

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deeeeeenk yu jeeeeeeeeeeeik

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>N1H15 I wrote that vaccine
got greedy

That was everyone's called shot. He needed a niggerfaggot cocksucker. Mike Obama turned him down and Mayor Butt isn't Irish enough to be a darkie

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OH SHIT CASTRO QUESTION BERNIE'S FUCKED

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Before this gets deleted: will I get my foreskin back? MAKE ME SANE AND WHOLE.

BERNIE JUST ASKED THE CUBA QUESTION

have you never listened to Norm? loves to do wordplay

kek

This bitch can't even talk. Why is she on tv?

Joe: I was the first to want declare that undocumented transgendered children should be bouncing on my lap.
Bernie: Joe, you've been saying that for 50 years. You're never going to leave this balcony old man.

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Will fearnigger saboteurs get the rope soon?

Didn't we reject all of his shit that he tried to send us?

Something wrong with your squash, fren

“Violation of human rice”

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Damnit! I hate suspense.

Well that's good to know, the bootlegs are an early indicator for future Official Awoo™ demand

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>But Castro wasn't ALL bad...
>lets talk about Pootin, Russia, and Trump instead.

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>MbS is leading towards authoritarianism
>not realizing that they're a monarchy

Bernie taking a complete 180 and making literally no sense since he hasn't ever practiced this

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Hand it over.

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Not sure

I guess I just don't understand the post, or the other one posted.

Damn, have they gone up that much? A few years back I got several pairs for $12-$14 each. They're all still in good condition though

what a change

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Will Trump win?

> I don't like authoritarianism.
> I will call out the military to handle the Coronavirus: we need to use military force against our own citizens and strip their human rights for their own good.

A+ inb4 much colonists broke tribal

I would love to death and demolish a MAGAgf(m) like you wouldn't believe.

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One of the all time greatest photos of the Obama presidency

*15

A MILLION WEEGERS?

>A few years back I got several pairs for $12-$14 each.

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>commie opposes authoritarianism
That's it, I'm done.
>Castro's "administration"
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Stocks are crazy high. I remember when they were 1/4 of this, and they're down nearly 30%.

49 state landslide

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Do you think Trump might visit Cuba after he gets re elected!?

>my prediction
Scott Adams'

That tweet should have majority non passive aggressive responses if I know Twitter

KUDLOW CONFIRMS AIRLINE BAILOUTS ARE BEING PREPARED

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Is he saying Chiner?

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they dumped spare monitors on me so i have basically walls of screens surrounding me at work

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How do you get owned by a fucking braindead pedo? What the fuck bernie.

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>a million muslims in prison in china
oh boo hoo

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Bernie is murdering himself on live television right now

Biden Klobachar, that's why he brought up a black woman for SCOTUS

lol Bernie sperging out

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>UAE
>Dictatorship

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>they dumped spare monitors on me so i have basically walls of screens surrounding me at work
MICROSOFT FLIGH SIMULATOR IS NOT CANCELED
DON'T WORRY

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>The PRC is waging information warfare against the GOP and USA in support of DNC given that none of their candidates proved popular.
Correct.

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and this is our problem how? Call the UN you faggots.

>Bernie is doing the leftist form of "What about all the GOOD Hitler did?"

cool

THESE ARE FLAT OUT PENIS POTATOES

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he's playing off of the term 'clean coal' for clean burning coal and comically misunderstanding it as clean in the not dirty sense

Biden worked with the guys above Putin in Russia

I can't imagine he would send up working test kits. Everyone who made test kits made shitty ones in their first batch. I'm 99% possitive those kits are garbage.

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How's the "debate" been so far? I was under the impression that it started an hour earlier than it did so I missed out on more than half of it due to work.

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> even dictatorships sometimes do nice things for their people
> Cuba made great strides in education
Hitler made great strides in ridding his country of Jews.

He's a spineless jew.

imagine how it goes over with the cubans

Biden would lose the rustbelt worse than Clinton. Allienating working class people. Yea, smart to talk about a fracking ban, when one of the states you need the most (PA) is a huge fracking state. Then Trump smashes the incumbent record in Michigan,

Biden is fucked. At minimum, 2016+3 for Trump.

And people in the middle of the road don't want full open borders. Biden is a fucking retard.

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Seems pretty unlikely, but nothing's ever completely off the table with Trump.

>even dictatorships sometimes do nice things for their people
And Drumpgv IS a dictator......

Bernie is an unimaginable fucking cuck

They're pissed she cost Bernie the Nom.

STRAIGHT UP
THE GUY'S A THUG

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Idk about Darn Toughs, but Wigwam is made in the USA with US grown wool. They claim to lobby Congress against imports, pretty based if you ask me.

wigwam.com/inside-wigwam/

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>CORONA dominated the first half
>pretty boring otherwise

I gotta tell you though, this format is great for providing substance.

I like this loss

Biden worked with Donald Trump?

Bernie is shit at debates.

>I like this loss
Jej

I don't know why you wouldnt already have a lot at home lol but nice of them. I just adore having tons of screens.

Bernie isn't able to stand up for himself. It's crystal clear.

All you have to do to defeat Bernie Sander is ask him "Was Hitler a good public speaker?"

How can anyone watch these two fucks with literal decades in Congress and think "wow, they really will bring change"

So is Corona worse or more deadly than a regular virus? A couple weeks ago more than half my kids daycare had GI bugs and didn't close.
Now one is sick and they are closed.How is Corona really different than any other bug?

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Biden's not even paying attention anymore. This is now a supa hot fire rap battle.

Any mention of ISIS? Why is it ISIS is never mentioned in these dem debates

They'd have to stop sending hired kill squads to Venezuela.

what a (((coincidence)))

which one is the brother

Holy shit, I thought that was Nick Fuentes for like three seconds.

Amazing how they keep talking about a "bankruptcy bill" because of student loans but neither of them has mentioned that Biden wanted an amendment to make sure pro-life activists wouldn't be able to go bankrupt

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Norm's a funny motherfucker. Terrible, degenerate gambler but funny as hell.

>"After conversation with my family and deep reflection, I have made the decision to seek help, guidance and enter a rehabilitation facility at this time. This has been a wake-up call for me. Since my race for governor ended, I fell into a depression that has led to alcohol abuse."
this lunatic was 34k votes away from being the governor of FL

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see

Yeah, he loves to pontificate too much, and he's unwilling to follow through with attacks on his opponents.

I'd blast her so
I'm cooomijngggg

I DID THE IRAN DEAL AND DEFEATED BAGHDADI IN SINGLE COMBAT

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She's so perfect bros

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Well you see orange man bad so shut down everything. I am not joking.

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What did bernie say about the Cuba question

this is terribly boring. im done watching.

Is there any bill or law or deal he didn't create?

>Condemn Russia
>Protect Iran
I am confused

I posted about this months ago.

It's the reason Flynn is in jail, he was going to spill the beans on all of it. It's why Obama fired him.

i wonder if sibling incest was part of their experimental teenage phase

not everything castro did was bad
lets talk about putin, russia, trump, and china instead.

What the fuck?

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>all nonwhites look the same
very funny, wise guy

I lowkey want the USSR back for fun

Either of them standing out on top? From what I've seen, Biden seems to be holding his own decently for being a senile geriatric.
>>CORONA dominated the first half
Either of them say that they wouldn't have imposed travel restrictions due to muh racism?

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Bernie just said that in a world that is trending towards authoritarianism people would look towards the United States under his presidency

So is he user.

i have like nothing at home i moved far away with just two bags of stuff

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Why the fuck won't Bernie mock Joe for taking credit for every political event in the last 40 years?

I'm a sucker for xeno facial structures

>I fell into a depression that has led to alcohol abuse.
way to leave out the meth and male prostitutes

Why do faggots love methamphetamine so much? It's a constant presence whenever faggot shit is revealed. I remember a television news anchor in California who overdosed and died in a motel room with a queer and had 'rocks' of meth shoved up his asshole.

I’d fuck Ben Shapiro so hard, I’d get him pregnant.

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BIDEN was the real President not that dumb nigger Obama.

Bernie is fucked if he wins

>little babby women feet had to break in socks
no wonder you wouldn't buy White's or Nick's Boots

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>benji is the feminine looking one
wew lads

>Either of them say that they wouldn't have imposed travel restrictions due to muh racism?
maybe, I was cooking during that segment.
but they did confirm and promise a negress scotus pick

>NIGGER HATES YOU COMMIEJEW
HERE WE GO

How come neither candidate mentions Israel when talking about dictatorships and authoritarian governments?

just keep saying it

they already caught them. no need to hunt them down..

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Prayers for you friend with all the work stoppage in OH, I pray you are not badly impacted by things.

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CNN is bodying Bernie with these questions. Bernouts are not going to be happy.

>[PICTURE OF GRETA THUNBERG.JPG]
>*hands you a tray of fried Tarantulas*
>”Eat the bugs and I’ll let you eat my cunny afterwards, user”
How do you respond?

>getting a female pregnant
?

They'll just donate more

First and foremost, because he's a huge coward and cuckold. Second, because he lacks the autistic superpower of superior pattern recognition.

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will the chink flue kill me

OOF. Imagine liking the wrong color.

Huggers is a little baby. No wonder she can't get a dirt bike.

Darn Toughs are made in US too, but
>lobby Congress against imports
that's pretty based, I'll give Wigwam a try sometime

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They do seem to have cuckold socks.

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>I thought that was Nick Fuentes for like three seconds

Him and Shapiro do look really similar.

Kinda makes you think doesn't it.

I want to forcibly impregnate both of them

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Trump is gonna win a fucking landslide, both biden and bernie are awful

If Biden said that sentence, I would vote for him.
Please call Obama a dumb nigger! He would get my support for sure.

There was some bank bill earlier he was trying to disavow that he actually did write

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Both are gross.

Welp, time to fight for Israel.

That's a hubrid.

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